I just looked up the tuition for Northwestern University.
$56,000 a year. For a freaking bachelor's degree.
That's the school where a professor held a lab on vaginal penetration.
Nah. The education system's not effed up at all... 
Northeastern is almost guaranteed to get you a fantastic job when you graduate. I forgot the word for it, but they do this thing where you do a special kind of internship-esque thing.
And it's $49,452.
Northeastern is just a weird example to use. Because it does that extra thing.
But state schools can cost just as much, UVM is $47,524 for out of state...
And only $27,558 for in state? What?