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Title: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 02:37:37 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024181320

Oh my.

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Atman (26,873 posts)    Sun Dec 15, 2013, 03:33 PM

For all you lurking conservative Godsters...I'm an atheist, yet I enjoy Gospel and Christmas carols.

Get off your God-damned high horse and accept that I'm not warring on your "Christmas," a pagan holiday in a fancy wrapping. I'm just intelligent enough to understand our constitution when it says you can have all the religion you want, but don't me me pay taxes to support it or force my Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, Wiccan friends (or anyone else) to stand in prayer with you. I'll listen to my Alison Kraus, and Christmas tunes and I'll put up a little dead tree and do the Advent calendar gifts for my granddaughter. Because it's fun and quaint, blah blah. I also occasionally dress up on Halloween...it doesn't mean I actually believe in bogeymen -- as you seem to. Get over yourselves.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: txradioguy on December 15, 2013, 02:44:25 PM
I don't recall anyone telling this jackass he had to do anything.  TexasToast is assuming facts that aren't in evidence.

Get over your own self ****tard.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 15, 2013, 02:45:28 PM
That must be pretty entertaining to see some freak dressed up as Santa Clause running around town tearing down Christmas decorations all while singing gospel style Christmas carols and screaming about hating Christians.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 15, 2013, 02:46:34 PM
Wow.  What's up with him?  He sounds rather angry.  Obama has been president for nearly six years and he sounds angrier than ever. 

Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 15, 2013, 02:47:20 PM
That little girl has the shittiest grandfather in the country.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 02:57:32 PM
Please extend your own personal Christmas greetings to the twin; there's seven "guests" viewing this thread, and one of them's likely Atman.

I'm not going to bother looking it up; one gets tired of checking ISP numbers all the time.

But I know the twin like the back of my hand; every time he lights a campfire on Skins's island, he rushes over here to see if we've noticed it yet.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: dutch508 on December 15, 2013, 03:01:37 PM
Our taxes go for supporting Christmas?
I thought it was going for all the illegal aliens living on welfare and all the rats doing the same.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 03:02:36 PM
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92629.0.html

^^^please refer to page 2.

It's hard to believe that Atman and franksolich are practically twins; he looks so much older and flabbier.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: vesta111 on December 15, 2013, 03:03:31 PM
That must be pretty entertaining to see some freak dressed up as Santa Clause running around town tearing down Christmas decorations all while singing gospel style Christmas carols and screaming about hating Christians.

You forgot the ass less chaps on Santa, the lesbian elves, and a limping dog that got buggered when the Raindeer ran away.  

Where is Mrs. Clause, she is at home cooking up Meth and waiting for her Bikini Wax Job.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: NHSparky on December 15, 2013, 03:07:42 PM
Dear DUmmies:

We generally don't care for the materialistic aspect of Christmas.  Matter of fact, I've mentioned to Scoobs more than once I can't stand the crowds, the "need" to get the latest toys, etc.  I'd rather spend time with my family, appreciating all of them and the love we share.

Too bad more people can't comprehend that.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 03:09:01 PM
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Warpy (73,219 posts)    Sun Dec 15, 2013, 03:58 PM

8. I'm an atheist who used to turn into kickass gospel music on the way home from work because it was the only stuff loud and uplifting enough to keep me awake on the road. And yes, I used to bellow right along with it.
 
Putting on Groucho glasses to give out candy on Halloween doesn't mean I'm a closet male.
 
Sometimes good music is good music and sometimes Groucho glasses are just to make the kids laugh.
 
I've known quite a few churchgoing atheists from Europe over the years who say they go to church to connect with the past, not because they believe a single word of the dogma.
 
I understand your rant completely. The only closet we atheists are ever in is the "I'm just not religious" one that seems to comfort the believers.

^^^Ms. Hindenberg.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 03:14:12 PM
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Atman (26,875 posts)    Sun Dec 15, 2013, 03:46 PM

6. It's a spectacal. Like a Broadway show...why do I have to believe it's real to enjoy it?

The Fox-ites and crazy fundies need to get a grip.

<<<was seven years old the last time misspelled "spectacle."
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2013, 03:16:36 PM
You forgot the ass less chaps on Santa, the lesbian elves, and a limping dog that got buggered when the Raindeer ran away.  
**** it.  That made me laugh.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Dori on December 15, 2013, 03:20:13 PM
Why do they think they are atheists when they worship their messiah Obama?
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 03:21:04 PM
Why do they think they are atheists when they worship their messiah Obama?

You got me.

It's either the guy in White House, or money, that they worship.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2013, 03:21:22 PM
Why do they think they are atheists when they worship their messiah Obama?
They worship government.  Obama is merely the latest Prophet to preach their gospel.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2013, 03:22:21 PM
You forgot the ass less chaps on Santa, the lesbian elves, and a limping dog that got buggered when the Raindeer ran away.  

Where is Mrs. Clause, she is at home cooking up Meth and waiting for her Bikini Wax Job.

Quote from: Chris_
**** it.  That made me laugh.

I think vesta just stumbled onto CBS's next sitcom.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: txradioguy on December 15, 2013, 03:37:57 PM
Why do they think they are atheists when they worship their messiah Obama?

Because like the good Communists they are...they believe that there is no higher power than the Federal Government.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 15, 2013, 03:40:47 PM
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Warpy (73,219 posts)    
Sun Dec 15, 2013, 03:58 PM

8. I'm an atheist
Well, duh.

If ugly DUmmy Warpy had lived her life by the Judeo-Christian moral code, the basis for Western civilization, she'd still be a nurse.

Instead, she was expelled from her profession in disgrace, and now lives out her days in an exiled state of friendless poverty.

I wonder if she thinks narcotic intoxication was worth the price she has paid.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Carl on December 15, 2013, 03:42:40 PM
How sad but par for the course with a person as stupid as Rob.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: jukin on December 15, 2013, 03:53:23 PM
That's just plain crazy coming from people that want to dictate every little thing in our lives. The same lunatics that don't want a gun/Big Gulp/school choice/religion/meat/etc so they think everybody should be denied those things by government force.

The projection is strong in that DUchebag. Weapons grade projection.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 03:54:11 PM
Oh now, how treacly and saccharine:

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cbayer* (126,105 posts)    Sun Dec 15, 2013, 04:29 PM

12. I hope you have a peaceful and joyous holiday season.

I hope you are surrounded by those who love you and who treasure your love.

I hope you take the opportunity to think of those less fortunate and do something positive to help them.
 
In short, I hope you revel in the spirit of the holiday season.

*knows she's a candidate for the CCA.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2013, 04:02:36 PM
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Atman

I'm just intelligent enough to...

No matter how Rob ends this sentence, it's a lie.



Here's my special Christmas message for Rob:


You're an atheist who loves Christmas? Big deal.

Last year you spent Christmas Eve prancing around your neighborhood wearing nothing but a set of foam reindeer antlers and a flashing candy cane sticking out of your ass, screaming "On Dasher, On Dancer, On Comet and Vixen!" at the top of your lungs. The only reason you didn't get locked up was the 911 dispatcher thought your neighbors were hallucinating.

What will you do to spread your special brand of Christmas cheer this year?
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Tucker on December 15, 2013, 05:09:56 PM
<<<was seven years old the last time misspelled "spectacle."

Also, if he was going to mention a favorite artist, you'd think that he could spell her name correctly.

It's Alison Krauss (I have several of her CD plus I've seen her live)

Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 05:12:23 PM
A pal of the Curmudgeoness primitive, who's looking for a charity for the homeless run by atheists, the primitive with a sensitive bottom, here's the chronically-helpless primitive, who's cut from the same cloth:

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Paper Roses* (4,847 posts)   Sun Dec 15, 2013, 05:01 PM

19. Thanks for this post. May we all believe what we want.

*doesn't know it, but's a candidate for the CCA.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2013, 05:13:34 PM
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Paper Roses (4,847 posts)   Sun Dec 15, 2013, 05:01 PM

19. Thanks for this post. May we all believe what we want.
Liberalism in a nutshell.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: FlaGator on December 15, 2013, 05:24:59 PM
Put down the eggnog and step away from the keyboard...
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 05:27:38 PM
Hmmmm.

I see the twin corrected his spelling of "spectacal".

After I pointed it out.  See?  I said he was here.

Now, I have a question for hearing people.

While I'm writing, no matter what it is, I'm pronouncing, audibly or inaudibly, each word, actually moving my lips and stuff.  It's something I learned in speech therapy years ago, as I can't hear words.

Is "spectacle" pronounced that way, "spectacal"?
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 15, 2013, 05:38:06 PM
Hmmmm.

I see the twin corrected his spelling of "spectacal".

After I pointed it out.  See?  I said he was here.

Now, I have a question for hearing people.

While I'm writing, no matter what it is, I'm pronouncing, audibly or inaudibly, each word, actually moving my lips and stuff.  It's something I learned in speech therapy years ago, as I can't hear words.

Is "spectacle" pronounced that way, "spectacal"?

No...it's a reach, but if one were to insert an "a" in between the c and l one might get away with it.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 05:40:56 PM
No...it's a reach, but if one were to insert an "a" in between the c and l one might get away with it.

Well, the nearest I can figure it out, it's pronounced "speck-ti-cul," which of course leads to the correct spelling, "spectacle."

The twin's always had a problem with spelling; I wonder if it'd help if he pronounced words as he wrote them.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Skul on December 15, 2013, 05:42:36 PM
**** it.  That made me laugh.
Me, too.
I had to  :cheersmate: just for that.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 15, 2013, 05:45:11 PM
Well, the nearest I can figure it out, it's pronounced "speck-ti-cul," which of course leads to the correct spelling, "spectacle."

The twin's always had a problem with spelling; I wonder if it'd help if he pronounced words as he wrote them.

Heh, I use chrome, it beats me up pretty good in the spelling department.

Actually, it causes me pause so that I don't have to see that dreaded squiggly red line.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 05:48:05 PM
Heh, I use chrome, it beats me up pretty good in the spelling department.

Actually, it causes me pause so that I don't have to see that dreaded squiggly red line.

But you see, Atman used to work in the cut-and-paste (back when they actually had to cut things out of paper, and paste them to another piece of paper) department of a women's wear magazine, which to some extent apparently involved proof-reading too.

He's pretty anal when other primitives misspell words.

If he's going to bitch about the way other people spell, he should look in the mirror first.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Tucker on December 15, 2013, 05:54:00 PM


*doesn't know it, but's a candidate for the CCA.

Who? I never heard of her/him/it.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 05:55:17 PM
Who? I never heard of her/him/it.

Check the stickied thread about the schedule of awardments for the Top DUmmies; it's there.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Skul on December 15, 2013, 05:56:40 PM
But you see, Atman used to work in the cut-and-paste (back when they actually had to cut things out of paper, and paste them to another piece of paper) department of a women's wear magazine, which to some extent apparently involved proof-reading too.

He's pretty anal when other primitives misspell words.

If he's going to bitch about the way other people spell, he should look in the mirror first.
I am soooo, not touching that. Nope.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: franksolich on December 15, 2013, 05:57:50 PM
I am soooo, not touching that. Nope.

Remember, his screen-name's from some fancy brand of women's perfumes and underwear, "Atman."

Some sports celebrity owns the company.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Skul on December 15, 2013, 06:58:56 PM
Remember, his screen-name's from some fancy brand of women's perfumes and underwear, "Atman."

Some sports celebrity owns the company.
Egg me on all you want. I ain't touching that.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: FlaGator on December 15, 2013, 07:20:48 PM
Remember, his screen-name's from some fancy brand of women's perfumes and underwear, "Atman."

Some sports celebrity owns the company.

I always thought his screen name was from Hinduism.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2013, 07:30:16 PM
I always thought his screen name was from Hinduism.

I thought it was  the lamest superhero name ever, since Rob is known for wearing his underwear outside of his pants.

Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Atman!

(http://www.jasontag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/_8030832_sm1.jpg)
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Skul on December 15, 2013, 07:35:13 PM
I thought it was  the lamest superhero name ever, since Rob is known for wearing his underwear outside of his pants.

Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Atman!

(http://www.jasontag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/_8030832_sm1.jpg)
Needs blank speech balloon.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: FlaGator on December 15, 2013, 07:54:13 PM
I thought it was  the lamest superhero name ever, since Rob is known for wearing his underwear outside of his pants.

Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Atman!

(http://www.jasontag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/_8030832_sm1.jpg)

There's a guy in that picture?
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 15, 2013, 07:55:51 PM
I thought it was  the lamest superhero name ever, since Rob is known for wearing his underwear outside of his pants.

Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Atman!

(http://www.jasontag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/_8030832_sm1.jpg)

There is something about this pic that I find particularly distracting. Just can't put my finger on it....though I wish I could.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Boudicca on December 15, 2013, 07:59:43 PM
You forgot the ass less chaps on Santa, the lesbian elves, and a limping dog that got buggered when the Raindeer ran away.  

Where is Mrs. Clause, she is at home cooking up Meth and waiting for her Bikini Wax Job.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Who knew Mrs. Claus was Moochelle's alter ego? :o
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Tucker on December 15, 2013, 08:10:04 PM
I thought it was  the lamest superhero name ever, since Rob is known for wearing his underwear outside of his pants.

Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Atman!

(http://www.jasontag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/_8030832_sm1.jpg)

Someone should send that pic to jugs to show her what a nice pair of boobiez are supposed to look like.
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 15, 2013, 08:53:26 PM
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Atman (26,873 posts)    Sun Dec 15, 2013, 03:33 PM

For all you lurking conservative Godsters...I'm an atheist, yet I enjoy Gospel and Christmas carols.

Get off your God-damned high horse and accept that I'm not warring on your "Christmas," a pagan holiday in a fancy wrapping. I'm just intelligent enough to understand our constitution when it says you can have all the religion you want, but don't me me pay taxes to support it or force my Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, Wiccan friends (or anyone else) to stand in prayer with you. I'll listen to my Alison Kraus, and Christmas tunes and I'll put up a little dead tree and do the Advent calendar gifts for my granddaughter. Because it's fun and quaint, blah blah. I also occasionally dress up on Halloween...it doesn't mean I actually believe in bogeymen -- as you seem to. Get over yourselves
.

I don't care what you're doing or what you like.  The fact that you seem fit to have to say this means you are an unbalanced, mental deficient who is obsessed with the fact that you're,.....not obsessed.


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But you see, Atman used to work in the cut-and-paste (back when they actually had to cut things out of paper, and paste them to another piece of paper) department of a women's wear magazine, which to some extent apparently involved proof-reading too

Which would explain your obsession with doing things to impress your "crowd".
Title: Re: Atman sends us Christmas greetings
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2013, 08:58:05 PM
Someone should send that pic to jugs to show her what a nice pair of boobiez are supposed to look like.

For all we know, Captain Underpants there may be the new man who appreciates her sweaty, gasping, farting, flipper-twitching orgasms.

(http://heathersanimations.com/Fish1/manatee2.gif)

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