Atman sends us Christmas greetings

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024181320

Oh my.

Atman (26,873 posts)    Sun Dec 15, 2013, 03:33 PM

For all you lurking conservative Godsters...I'm an atheist, yet I enjoy Gospel and Christmas carols.

Get off your God-damned high horse and accept that I'm not warring on your "Christmas," a pagan holiday in a fancy wrapping. I'm just intelligent enough to understand our constitution when it says you can have all the religion you want, but don't me me pay taxes to support it or force my Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, Wiccan friends (or anyone else) to stand in prayer with you. I'll listen to my Alison Kraus, and Christmas tunes and I'll put up a little dead tree and do the Advent calendar gifts for my granddaughter. Because it's fun and quaint, blah blah. I also occasionally dress up on Halloween...it doesn't mean I actually believe in bogeymen -- as you seem to. Get over yourselves.

[txradioguy]

I don't recall anyone telling this jackass he had to do anything.  TexasToast is assuming facts that aren't in evidence.

Get over your own self ****tard.

[landofconfusion80]

That must be pretty entertaining to see some freak dressed up as Santa Clause running around town tearing down Christmas decorations all while singing gospel style Christmas carols and screaming about hating Christians.

[Traveshamockery]

Wow.  What's up with him?  He sounds rather angry.  Obama has been president for nearly six years and he sounds angrier than ever. 

[GOBUCKS]

That little girl has the shittiest grandfather in the country.

[franksolich]

Please extend your own personal Christmas greetings to the twin; there's seven "guests" viewing this thread, and one of them's likely Atman.

I'm not going to bother looking it up; one gets tired of checking ISP numbers all the time.

But I know the twin like the back of my hand; every time he lights a campfire on Skins's island, he rushes over here to see if we've noticed it yet.

[dutch508]

Our taxes go for supporting Christmas?
I thought it was going for all the illegal aliens living on welfare and all the rats doing the same.

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92629.0.html

^^^please refer to page 2.

It's hard to believe that Atman and franksolich are practically twins; he looks so much older and flabbier.

[vesta111]

That must be pretty entertaining to see some freak dressed up as Santa Clause running around town tearing down Christmas decorations all while singing gospel style Christmas carols and screaming about hating Christians.

You forgot the ass less chaps on Santa, the lesbian elves, and a limping dog that got buggered when the Raindeer ran away.  

Where is Mrs. Clause, she is at home cooking up Meth and waiting for her Bikini Wax Job.

[NHSparky]

Dear DUmmies:

We generally don't care for the materialistic aspect of Christmas.  Matter of fact, I've mentioned to Scoobs more than once I can't stand the crowds, the "need" to get the latest toys, etc.  I'd rather spend time with my family, appreciating all of them and the love we share.

Too bad more people can't comprehend that.

[franksolich]

Warpy (73,219 posts)    Sun Dec 15, 2013, 03:58 PM

8. I'm an atheist who used to turn into kickass gospel music on the way home from work because it was the only stuff loud and uplifting enough to keep me awake on the road. And yes, I used to bellow right along with it.
 
Putting on Groucho glasses to give out candy on Halloween doesn't mean I'm a closet male.
 
Sometimes good music is good music and sometimes Groucho glasses are just to make the kids laugh.
 
I've known quite a few churchgoing atheists from Europe over the years who say they go to church to connect with the past, not because they believe a single word of the dogma.
 
I understand your rant completely. The only closet we atheists are ever in is the "I'm just not religious" one that seems to comfort the believers.

^^^Ms. Hindenberg.

[franksolich]

Atman (26,875 posts)    Sun Dec 15, 2013, 03:46 PM

6. It's a spectacal. Like a Broadway show...why do I have to believe it's real to enjoy it?

The Fox-ites and crazy fundies need to get a grip.

<<<was seven years old the last time misspelled "spectacle."

[Chris_]

You forgot the ass less chaps on Santa, the lesbian elves, and a limping dog that got buggered when the Raindeer ran away.  

**** it.  That made me laugh.

[Dori]

Why do they think they are atheists when they worship their messiah Obama?

[franksolich]

Why do they think they are atheists when they worship their messiah Obama?

You got me.

It's either the guy in White House, or money, that they worship.

[Chris_]

Why do they think they are atheists when they worship their messiah Obama?

They worship government.  Obama is merely the latest Prophet to preach their gospel.

[Big Dog]

You forgot the ass less chaps on Santa, the lesbian elves, and a limping dog that got buggered when the Raindeer ran away.  

Where is Mrs. Clause, she is at home cooking up Meth and waiting for her Bikini Wax Job.

**** it.  That made me laugh.

I think vesta just stumbled onto CBS's next sitcom.

[txradioguy]

Why do they think they are atheists when they worship their messiah Obama?

Because like the good Communists they are...they believe that there is no higher power than the Federal Government.

[GOBUCKS]

Warpy (73,219 posts)    
Sun Dec 15, 2013, 03:58 PM

8. I'm an atheist

Well, duh.

If ugly DUmmy Warpy had lived her life by the Judeo-Christian moral code, the basis for Western civilization, she'd still be a nurse.

Instead, she was expelled from her profession in disgrace, and now lives out her days in an exiled state of friendless poverty.

I wonder if she thinks narcotic intoxication was worth the price she has paid.

[Carl]

How sad but par for the course with a person as stupid as Rob.

[jukin]

That's just plain crazy coming from people that want to dictate every little thing in our lives. The same lunatics that don't want a gun/Big Gulp/school choice/religion/meat/etc so they think everybody should be denied those things by government force.

The projection is strong in that DUchebag. Weapons grade projection.

[franksolich]

Oh now, how treacly and saccharine:

cbayer* (126,105 posts)    Sun Dec 15, 2013, 04:29 PM

12. I hope you have a peaceful and joyous holiday season.

I hope you are surrounded by those who love you and who treasure your love.

I hope you take the opportunity to think of those less fortunate and do something positive to help them.
 
In short, I hope you revel in the spirit of the holiday season.

*knows she's a candidate for the CCA.

[Big Dog]

Atman

I'm just intelligent enough to...

No matter how Rob ends this sentence, it's a lie.



Here's my special Christmas message for Rob:

You're an atheist who loves Christmas? Big deal.

Last year you spent Christmas Eve prancing around your neighborhood wearing nothing but a set of foam reindeer antlers and a flashing candy cane sticking out of your ass, screaming "On Dasher, On Dancer, On Comet and Vixen!" at the top of your lungs. The only reason you didn't get locked up was the 911 dispatcher thought your neighbors were hallucinating.

What will you do to spread your special brand of Christmas cheer this year?

[Tucker]

<<<was seven years old the last time misspelled "spectacle."

Also, if he was going to mention a favorite artist, you'd think that he could spell her name correctly.

It's Alison Krauss (I have several of her CD plus I've seen her live)

[franksolich]

A pal of the Curmudgeoness primitive, who's looking for a charity for the homeless run by atheists, the primitive with a sensitive bottom, here's the chronically-helpless primitive, who's cut from the same cloth:

Paper Roses* (4,847 posts)   Sun Dec 15, 2013, 05:01 PM

19. Thanks for this post. May we all believe what we want.

*doesn't know it, but's a candidate for the CCA.