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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on December 02, 2013, 02:12:27 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,344 posts)
Happy ending??!?!?!? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024120541)
I already shared this with a couple of other members, but I had a call this last Friday!
I have been put on a housing list and will be in an apartment by Jan 29th at the latest! And through the program I go for help with my PTSD treatment, I will be working in a special job program. It is to help restart my resume and we can watch my stress levels and the way my meds are helping with it! I will be working in a coffee shop!!!! yeah!!!!!!
Nothing involving the imaginary Indian.
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Hey you round eye! You want to make boom boom. Me so horny. Me love you long time.
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I thought "special" job programs were for "special" people. I wouldn't expect that to be as much help for her resume as her three weeks at the Quick Stop.
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Oh wow....look what we are giving her
Lady Freedom Returns (6,344 posts)
16. That is more than enough!
And if you know some good recipes, send them my way!
The program will make sure I have all I need to start a home! Everything! The cook wear, plates, utensils, bedding, towels, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, furniture, coffee pot, shower curtain, curtains, even a TV!
Freedom Returns (6,344 posts)
26. Yup!
I will pay 30 % of what I make a month. And they are supplying everything I need to get started. And it all will be mine to keep!
Wished I could keep 70% of my income and have everything else given to me.
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By God DUmmie dreams really do come true FREE..FREE..FREE $$$$$$$.
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Yay! Thank you Daddy Government! Thank you Mommy Taxpayer!
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Nothing involving the imaginary Indian.
Or the fate of her conspicuously-absent lap-tap.
She used to talk about it all the time.
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Lady free-money returns happy ending..
Well well well.. we're just gonna have to wait and see. I dont believe a word of it. Her new upcoming apartment is just as real as her Indian.
:mental:
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Freedom Returns (6,344 posts)
26. Yup!
I will pay 30 % of what I make a month. And they are supplying everything I need to get started. And it all will be mine to keep!
The entitlement zombie apocalypse, when it hits, will be very ugly...
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,344 posts)
9. Thank you!!!
I just want to dance and sing and.....
The American Dream still lives no mater how much the Conservative Republicans and tea baggers try to kill it!!!
No, you ****ed up, lazy, selfish, whorebag...that is NOT the American Dream. Leeching off of every one and every thing around you, including sucking every last drop of poison flowing from the governments bloated hairy tit is not what us responsible people even REMOTELY consider the American Dream.
I've been through some shit in my life. I've had hard times where's I've wondered how I would put food in my child's mouth and keep her warm at night. It sucked. But you know what? I worked my butt off, I saved every penny I could, and when I thought I couldn't work any harder or do any more, I buckled down and worked harder still. I never used my circumstances as an excuse. And not once, not even for a second, did I ever think "Gee, if i could just become totally dependent on the goverment, all my dreams (and dreams for my children) would come true."
You ignorant, lazy, poser.
:banghead: :censored: :banghead:
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Dang it, Ralph, I thought you were going to post a story about some grungy female drifter being devoured by a pack of coyotes down in Pantano Wash.
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,344 posts)
9. Thank you!!!
I just want to dance and sing and.....
The American Dream THE GRAVY TRAIN OF FREE SHIT still lives no mater how much the Conservative Republicans and tea baggers try to kill it!!!
Fixed it for accuracy.
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Dang it, Ralph, I thought you were going to post a story about some grungy female drifter being devoured by a pack of coyotes down in Pantano Wash.
Or how she was caught doing this:
:jerkit:
to Chief Running Drugs . . .
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I really feel sorry for the coffee shop folks. They are probably expecting some truly needy special needs kid and this entitled slob shows up. Hope they are smart enough to keep her away from the cash register.
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I wonder how Amber's body odor will work in a coffee shop.
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I really doubt it's going to be anything near as wonderful as Amber thinks it's going to be.
As I predicted months ago, this is not going to end well.
Wait, watch, and see if I'm not right.
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I wonder how Amber's body odor will work in a coffee shop.
I think an alternative reading of Big Dog's signature 'Pew pew pew' covers that pretty well.
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I really doubt it's going to be anything near as wonderful as Amber thinks it's going to be.
As I predicted months ago, this is not going to end well.
Wait, watch, and see if I'm not right.
I hope you're right.
She really gets my hackles up. I have a seething hatred for women like her.
(and sorry for the potty-mouth. :()
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I hope you're right.
She really gets my hackles up. I have a seething hatred for women like her.
(and sorry for the potty-mouth. :()
My first question--among many--is, "what does public housing in Tucson look like?"
Anybody here have any idea?
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Wonder how long it will take before she helps herself to the cash in the register.
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I wonder how Amber's body odor will work in a coffee shop.
Are bed bugs offended by body odor?
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,344 posts)
16. That is more than enough!
And if you know some good recipes, send them my way!
The program will make sure I have all I need to start a home! Everything! The cook wear, plates, utensils, bedding, towels, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, furniture, coffee pot, shower curtain, curtains, even a TV!
I just want to punch her in the face, on behalf of the taxpayers of Arizona and every truly needy person/family who could use the items she so gleefully lists. And so help me God, if that TV comes with "free" cable, my head may explode.
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The program will make sure I have all I need to start a home! Everything! The cook wear, plates, utensils, bedding, towels, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, furniture, coffee pot, shower curtain, curtains, even a TV!
What program is that? I may want to sign up.
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It better be an HD flatscreen. :mad:
What a sad, screwed up perspective.
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I wonder how Amber's body odor will work in a coffee shop.
Do you want sweet tea or sweat tea?
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I hope she names the coffee shop so decent people (that enjoy good health and would like to keep it) can avoid that coffee shop.
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I think DUmmies like LFR, LocoNuts, and many others should have a DU self-delete button for THEMSELVES.
They are prime examples of why some animals in the wild eat their young at birth. They are defective.
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No, you ****ed up, lazy, selfish, whorebag...that is NOT the American Dream. Leeching off of every one and every thing around you, including sucking every last drop of poison flowing from the governments bloated hairy tit is not what us responsible people even REMOTELY consider the American Dream.
I've been through some shit in my life. I've had hard times where's I've wondered how I would put food in my child's mouth and keep her warm at night. It sucked. But you know what? I worked my butt off, I saved every penny I could, and when I thought I couldn't work any harder or do any more, I buckled down and worked harder still. I never used my circumstances as an excuse. And not once, not even for a second, did I ever think "Gee, if i could just become totally dependent on the goverment, all my dreams (and dreams for my children) would come true."
You ignorant, lazy, poser.
:banghead: :censored: :banghead:
My thoughts exactly. As a single mom, I never even considered the possibility of getting government assistance, but I probably could have. Nope, I went out and got a second job, sometimes working from 7 am through midnight.
I did, however, receive the "earned income credit" bonus on my tax returns for three years straight and wondered how in the heck I was getting back more than I ever paid in. I certainly didn't complain back then but now I know what that was all about. I'm surprised Amber hasn't tried to have a child - she'd be on the gravy train. But I guess that would involve a man and I'm not sure one could, well, you know.
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My thoughts exactly. As a single mom, I never even considered the possibility of getting government assistance, but I probably could have. Nope, I went out and got a second job, sometimes working from 7 am through midnight.
I did, however, receive the "earned income credit" bonus on my tax returns for three years straight and wondered how in the heck I was getting back more than I ever paid in. I certainly didn't complain back then but now I know what that was all about. I'm surprised Amber hasn't tried to have a child - she'd be on the gravy train. But I guess that would involve a man and I'm not sure one could, well, you know.
Amber would get a free abortion at planned parenthood.
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Amber would get a free abortion at planned parenthood.
Not if she knew about all the free shit the government would give her for birthing a next generation liberal sponge.
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I don't believe a word of it.
BTW, what does a cook wear?
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Not if she knew about all the free shit the government would give her for birthing a next generation liberal sponge.
Perhaps but they do love abortion and maybe she could score some free loritabs.
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I'm surprised Amber hasn't tried to have a child - she'd be on the gravy train. But I guess that would involve a man and I'm not sure one could, well, you know.
Mother always said: "Son, they ain't gotta be pretty to be easy".
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If the American dream is to be a ward of the state, I don't want anything to do with it. In my day the American dream was to work hard and enjoy the fruits of your labor, not sit on your ass waiting for food stamps and section eight housing.
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Mother always said: "Son, they ain't gotta be pretty to be easy".
Steve numbers would hit it and ask for seconds.
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If the American dream is to be a ward of the state, I don't want anything to do with it. In my day the American dream was to work hard and enjoy the fruits of your labor, not sit on your ass waiting for food stamps and section eight housing.
Teabagger
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Steve numbers would hit it and ask for seconds.
Must be why liberals have a high usage of mind altering substances.
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Must be why liberals have a high usage of mind altering substances.
Or are they leftists because they use mind altering substances?
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Teabagger
Lousy freeper troll!
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Steve numbers would hit it and ask for seconds.
My point, exactly. :-)
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Nothing involving the imaginary Indian.
We're paying for her meds too?
Wonder what they gave her.
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I don't believe a word of it.
BTW, what does a cook wear?
Corning?
(http://img1.imagesbn.com/p/9781574324686_p0_v1_s260x420.jpg)
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Not if she knew about all the free shit the government would give her for birthing a next generation liberal sponge.
Sounds like too much work.
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We're paying for her meds too?
Wonder what they gave her.
What have you got?
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I think DUmmies like LFR, LocoNuts, and many others should have a DU self-delete button for THEMSELVES.
They are prime examples of why some animals in the wild eat their young at birth. They are defective.
1:15
Right about when Rodney pats Spaulding on the shoulder...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMVvTl83gWg[/youtube]
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I don't believe a word of it.
I agree. Even if such a program exists, there is no way that she qualifies for it, especially during winter when the homeless population in Southwestern cities like Tucson skyrockets. I can see her scoring some sort of long-term halfway house situation where she and a bunch of other bums would be required to do a certain amount of work to earn their keep, but no way is she moving into a furnished fully appointed apartment.
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You bullies are just trying to take away her American Dream.
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Freedom Returns (6,344 posts)
26. Yup!
I will pay 30 % of what I make a month. And they are supplying everything I need to get started. And it all will be mine to keep!
Someone refresh my math skills...what is 30% of 0?
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Someone refresh my math skills...what is 30% of 0?
They got her a job too...working in a coffee shop.
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For Amber, the best Happy ending would be forced incarceration in an insane asylum.
and she IS right about one thing, I am a conservative who would deny her the lazy a$$ gravy train. All these services were meant to help those who need help. Amber chose to be homeless, she left a secure home with her sisters to prostitute herself in the street.
Yes I would deny Amber her dream if I could. But. I would spring for a lobotomy.
I hop you read this Amber, you lying slut. Show it to Whitecloud. I'll betcha he does NOTHING. He's getting what he wants out of you. If you inconvenience him, he'll just find another homeless slut to take horseback riding.
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Assuming she gets even a fraction of what she claims, I wonder how long it takes her to; complain about the assistance, fails to meet continuing assistance standards, and is ultimately tossed out of said assistance onto her fat ass?
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Assuming she gets even a fraction of what she claims, I wonder how long it takes her to; complain about the assistance, fails to meet continuing assistance standards, and is ultimately tossed out of said assistance onto her fat ass?
As long as it takes "them" to find the place crawling with bedbugs.
Y'know, like why she was tossed from the Sally.
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Assuming she gets even a fraction of what she claims, I wonder how long it takes her to; complain about the assistance, fails to meet continuing assistance standards, and is ultimately tossed out of said assistance onto her fat ass?
If she really has to pay 30% of her min wage for living expenses she will be crying about that as soon as she gets her first pay check.
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If she really has to pay 30% of her min wage for living expenses she will be crying about that as soon as she gets her first pay check.
The cash drawer will probably have a large deficit within her first week.
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If she really has to pay 30% of her min wage for living expenses she will be crying about that as soon as she gets her first pay check.
Oh, that will just start the parade of "Living wage" posts from her.
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Oh, that will just start the parade of "Living wage" posts from her.
We could pay the DUmmies double what they think a living wage is and they would still whine and complain and demand more.
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They got her a job too...working in a coffee shop.
Where there's a coffee shop, there's doughnuts. Where there's doughnuts, there's the police(repeating a DUmmy assertion). Where there's the police, there ain't no DUmmies.
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We're paying for her meds too?
Wonder what they gave her.
Peyote.
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http://cms3.tucsonaz.gov/hcd/public-housing-examples
(http://cms3.tucsonaz.gov/files/hcd/Hsg%20Mgmt.%20pic%202-2-07-1.jpg)
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(http://cms3.tucsonaz.gov/files/hcd/Hsg%20Mgmt.%20pic%202-2-07-9.jpg)
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Okay, but those are photographs snapped from a distance, much like those of workers' flats in the socialist paradises; they look pretty good from afar.
But when one's actually right next to one, one notices the holes, the shoddy concrete, the trash, the rusted railings, the battered doors, the busted windows, the water damage.
I can't see Amber getting anything but a standard HUD cube.
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Okay, but those are photographs snapped from a distance, much like those of workers' flats in the socialist paradises; they look pretty good from afar.
But when one's actually right next to one, one notices the holes, the shoddy concrete, the trash, the rusted railings, the battered doors, the busted windows, the water damage.
I can't see Amber getting anything but a standard HUD cube.
Water damage isn't much of an issue in Tucson, but I'm sure those photos all date from when the particular buildings entered service, so yes on all the other issues...plus layabouts, kids running wild, drug uses, and assorted violent criminals lording it over the block.
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http://cms3.tucsonaz.gov/hcd/public-housing-examples
So she is going to the projects. That's gonna turn out real good for her. I can see her turning tricks for MS-13 within a month. If Chief running drugs protests, he'll be buried in five separate pieces.
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None of those projects show the inevitable hordes of 0bamaites and mexitrash loitering, doing drug deals, or serving as lookouts.
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She thinks it sucks in the homeless shelters? Oh, she ain't gonna have SHIT left in her house by day two.
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Here is the link for the public housing LFR says she is getting...
http://cms3.tucsonaz.gov/hcd/housing-management
Here is where she will end up in trouble:
The FSS program is a voluntary program available to families who receive rental assistance through the City of Tucson’s public housing and Section 8 rental subsidy programs. Participants must have a genuine desire to work toward a living wage career.
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Here is the link for the public housing LFR says she is getting...
http://cms3.tucsonaz.gov/hcd/housing-management
Here is where she will end up in trouble:
The FSS program is a voluntary program available to families who receive rental assistance through the City of Tucson’s public housing and Section 8 rental subsidy programs.
Does a single woman with no children and a platoon of one hour "boyfriends" qualify as a "family"?
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It is also for people with disabilities, which she claims PTSD as her disability.
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It is also for people with disabilities, which she claims PTSD as her disability.
Good luck getting a (reputable) psychologist to go along with that.
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All she would need to tell them was that she is a democrat. Everyone knows that liberalism is a recognized mental disease.
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Amber's PTSD reminds me of this.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPHlAbAf2I[/youtube]
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Oh, that will just start the parade of "Living wage" posts from her.
This is what puzzles me about DUmmies.
On the rare occasion they get a job, they know before the first day what the pay rate is. Then, they start whining about 'living wage', 'not enough to support a family on', 'CEO get X times my salary', and so on.
They are never happy.
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This is what puzzles me about DUmmies.
On the rare occasion they get a job, they know before the first day what the pay rate is. Then, they start whining about 'living wage', 'not enough to support a family on', 'CEO get X times my salary', and so on.
They are never happy.
It's the usual "never accept responsibility for yourself" (for the fact you can't get a better paying job) and "blame the other guy".
It's part of the disease of the entitlement crowd. But you almost have to hand it to LFR. She made a plan to go back to Tucson, with no money, and live on the streets awhile until she could get that section 8 housing back that she had with Dave.
She certainly knows how to work the system. Her biggest problem is going to be...if she can keep it.
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This is what puzzles me about DUmmies.
On the rare occasion they get a job, they know before the first day what the pay rate is. Then, they start whining about 'living wage', 'not enough to support a family on', 'CEO get X times my salary', and so on.
They are never happy.
There was a documentary on the Discovery Chanel few years back that took the watchers into the actual underground homeless people that lived in the tunnels under the subway stations. They survived by scavenging daytime, even built shelters down there, found a way to hook into the electric system, a toilet troth with running water, a form of shower due to a broken pipe. There were lights put up and some of the residents had built shacks to live in.
One resident had 3-4 dogs for protection and quite a few shacks had spray painted on the outside of its walls, NO DRUGS.
Perhaps 50 or more lived there and when they were discovered the city came in and bulldozed everything. Then the city relocated the residents in small studio apartments. They had it made, bathrooms with hot water showers, a kitchenette and a bedroom/living room with TV. No more scavenging in sub zero temperatures on the streets, no more worry about their next meal.
After a year or so most of the dwellers had gone missing, they missed the old life and the challenges it brought. They were board and had no way to get any pleasure from their own accomplishments as in finding in the trash a working radio or fresh food thrown out into dumpsters from restaurants.
No sense of self worth or pride in keeping themselves alive in unusual circumstances, no fun in being kept where they themselves had done nothing to make it so. Sort of a prison for them where they had no choice's and were treated as less then a man.
Some people are like that, to live beholden to no man, to be able to live free or die. Perhaps Amber is one of these souls that refuses to live under rules others make. If she wants to do drugs and drink Mad Dog, that is her choice, I do not see her hanging about any place for long when she is forced to change her life at the rules of others.
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I'd still put money on the wolves... :-)
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I'd still put money on the wolves... :-)
Nah, Amber would get out there and Dance with them. She is street smart and has experience staying alive, in some cases it is woman like her that go on to marry Politicians. Just saying.
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After a year or so most of the dwellers had gone missing, they missed the old life and the challenges it brought.
There are differences in the chronically homeless. One group has a vagabond mentality that I saw almost everyday in downtown L.A. No matter how hard the cops would try to disperse them, they would always regroup in their little communities of sorts. Most of them lived that way because that's what they wanted to do. Some of them even had menial jobs that would pay them a little.
Then there were the insane or addicted ones. They are the scariest, and those you avoided like the plague, as half of them probably carried the plague. One woman would sit at the signal on the corner with a baby carriage with a cat in it. She was covered with sores and probably body lice and who knows what else. She would rattle on out of her mind. I had to get passed her to the post office. The cops would pick her up and hospitalize her, then before you knew it, she was back on that corner again.
Some hospitals were accused of "patient dumping". One kid I would see from time to time was going through the outdoor ashtray looking for butts. He had on a hospital gown, tape around his arm and carrying a prescription bag. He's the one I worried about as he was only about 19, but you couldn't approach him, he would just take off if anyone tried.
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Nah, Amber would get out there and Dance with them. She is street smart and has experience staying alive, in some cases it is woman like her that go on to marry Politicians. Just saying.
Interesting
What makes you believe she is "street smart" beyond just knowing what agency she needs to visit to find out what handouts are available?
"experience staying alive" Yeah, she's a real scout...or a burden on society...I suppose it depends on how you look at it.
"go on to marry Politicians" Right, that's just brilliant...so lets just envision this, I have a decent shot at getting elected so what I will do to enhance my prospects is go out and find a homeless reject to marry, oh boy, I'm a sure winner now !
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Nah, Amber would get out there and Dance with them. She is street smart and has experience staying alive, in some cases it is woman like her that go on to marry Politicians. Just saying.
Please! If you are "just saying" you are joking, I can agree. If you have appended 'just saying' because you cannot effectively argue your point, then I can agree with that also.
Please say you don't really believe what you typed. She is a professional parasite, and if not for the benevolence of the charitable government that she is gaming, she would starve on the street. I think 'street smart' suggests she could survive sans government handouts.
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Please! If you are "just saying" you are joking, I can agree. If you have appended 'just saying' because you cannot effectively argue your point, then I can agree with that also.
Please say you don't really believe what you typed. She is a professional parasite, and if not for the benevolence of the charitable government that she is gaming, she would starve on the street. I think 'street smart' suggests she could survive sans government handouts.
You will never know Dane because Vesta is a drive by idiot, she posts vapid crap and never defends it.
She can't defend it because she is like a frog that forgets everything it knows every time it blinks.
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Someone needs to report her to the IRS
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Someone needs to report her to the IRS
For what?
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You will never know Dane because Vesta is a drive by idiot, she posts vapid crap and never defends it.
She can't defend it because she is like a frog that forgets everything it knows every time it blinks.
It is not easy being GREEN-----Rib-It, Rib-it.
So EagleKeeper, what the heck you got against frogs ?
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Please! If you are "just saying" you are joking, I can agree. If you have appended 'just saying' because you cannot effectively argue your point, then I can agree with that also.
Please say you don't really believe what you typed. She is a professional parasite, and if not for the benevolence of the charitable government that she is gaming, she would starve on the street. I think 'street smart' suggests she could survive sans government handouts.
Bitchslapped because arguing with vesta is like screwing a Llama. I am sure there is a point and maybe a happy ending, but, WTF, dude!?!
AND: because I can:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_QEx7gXalI[/youtube]
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALwtA9Eer5k[/youtube]
:tongue:
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For what?
gift tax
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It is not easy being GREEN-----Rib-It, Rib-it.
So EagleKeeper, what the heck you got against frogs ?
They elected an avowed communist.
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Bitchslapped because arguing with vesta is like screwing a Llama. I am sure there is a point and maybe a happy ending, but, WTF, dude!?!
AND: because I can:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_QEx7gXalI[/youtube]
Vesta gets board arguing with us.