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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« on: December 02, 2013, 02:12:27 PM »
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Happy ending??!?!?!?


I already shared this with a couple of other members, but I had a call this last Friday!

I have been put on a housing list and will be in an apartment by Jan 29th at the latest! And through the program I go for help with my PTSD treatment, I will be working in a special job program. It is to help restart my resume and we can watch my stress levels and the way my meds are helping with it! I will be working in a coffee shop!!!! yeah!!!!!!

Nothing involving the imaginary Indian.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2013, 02:19:40 PM »
Hey you round eye! You want to make boom boom. Me so horny. Me love you long time.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2013, 02:22:39 PM »
I thought "special" job programs were for "special" people.  I wouldn't expect that to be as much help for her resume as her three weeks at the Quick Stop.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2013, 02:28:05 PM »
Oh wow....look what we are giving her

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16. That is more than enough!
 
And if you know some good recipes, send them my way!

The program will make sure I have all I need to start a home! Everything! The cook wear, plates, utensils, bedding, towels, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, furniture, coffee pot, shower curtain, curtains, even a TV!


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26. Yup!
 
I will pay 30 % of what I make a month. And they are supplying everything I need to get started. And it all will be mine to keep!


Wished I could keep 70% of my income and have everything else given to me.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2013, 02:32:46 PM »
By God DUmmie dreams really do come true FREE..FREE..FREE $$$$$$$.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2013, 02:38:39 PM »
Yay!  Thank you Daddy Government!  Thank you Mommy Taxpayer!
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2013, 02:41:22 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 02, 2013, 02:12:27 PM
Nothing involving the imaginary Indian.

Or the fate of her conspicuously-absent lap-tap.

She used to talk about it all the time.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2013, 02:47:18 PM »
Lady free-money returns happy ending..

Well well well.. we're just gonna have to wait and see. I dont believe a word of it. Her new upcoming apartment is just as real as her Indian.

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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2013, 02:47:41 PM »
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26. Yup!
 
I will pay 30 % of what I make a month. And they are supplying everything I need to get started. And it all will be mine to keep!

The entitlement zombie apocalypse, when it hits, will be very ugly...
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2013, 02:52:47 PM »
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9. Thank you!!!

 

I just want to dance and sing and.....

The American Dream still lives no mater how much the Conservative Republicans and tea baggers try to kill it!!! 

No, you ****ed up, lazy, selfish, whorebag...that is NOT the American Dream. Leeching off of every one and every thing around you, including sucking every last drop of poison flowing from the governments bloated hairy tit is not what us responsible people even REMOTELY consider the American Dream.

I've been through some shit in my life. I've had hard times where's I've wondered how I would put food in my child's mouth and keep her warm at night. It sucked. But you know what? I worked my butt off, I saved every penny I could, and when I thought I couldn't work any harder or do any more, I buckled down and worked harder still. I never used my circumstances as an excuse. And not once, not even for a second, did I ever think "Gee, if i could just become totally dependent on the goverment, all my dreams (and dreams for my children) would come true."

You ignorant, lazy, poser.


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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2013, 02:53:40 PM »
Dang it, Ralph, I thought you were going to post a story about some grungy female drifter being devoured by a pack of coyotes down in Pantano Wash.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2013, 02:54:55 PM »
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9. Thank you!!!

 

I just want to dance and sing and.....

The American Dream THE GRAVY TRAIN OF FREE SHIT still lives no mater how much the Conservative Republicans and tea baggers try to kill it!!! 

Fixed it for accuracy.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2013, 02:55:27 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2013, 02:53:40 PM
Dang it, Ralph, I thought you were going to post a story about some grungy female drifter being devoured by a pack of coyotes down in Pantano Wash.

Or how she was caught doing this:

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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2013, 02:57:55 PM »
I really feel sorry for the coffee shop folks.  They are probably expecting some truly needy special needs kid and this entitled slob shows up.  Hope they are smart enough to keep her away from the cash register.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2013, 02:59:30 PM »
I wonder how Amber's body odor will work in a coffee shop.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2013, 03:00:11 PM »
Quote from: Scoobie on December 02, 2013, 02:52:47 PM

I really doubt it's going to be anything near as wonderful as Amber thinks it's going to be.

As I predicted months ago, this is not going to end well.

Wait, watch, and see if I'm not right.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2013, 03:04:00 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2013, 02:59:30 PM
I wonder how Amber's body odor will work in a coffee shop.

I think an alternative reading of Big Dog's signature 'Pew pew pew' covers that pretty well.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2013, 03:11:55 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 02, 2013, 03:00:11 PM
I really doubt it's going to be anything near as wonderful as Amber thinks it's going to be.

As I predicted months ago, this is not going to end well.

Wait, watch, and see if I'm not right.

I hope you're right.

She really gets my hackles up. I have a seething hatred for women like her.


(and sorry for the potty-mouth.  :()
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2013, 03:23:06 PM »
Quote from: Scoobie on December 02, 2013, 03:11:55 PM
I hope you're right.

She really gets my hackles up. I have a seething hatred for women like her.


(and sorry for the potty-mouth.  :()

My first question--among many--is, "what does public housing in Tucson look like?"

Anybody here have any idea?
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2013, 03:23:09 PM »
Wonder how long it will take before she helps herself to the cash in the register.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2013, 03:24:12 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2013, 02:59:30 PM
I wonder how Amber's body odor will work in a coffee shop.

Are bed bugs offended by body odor?

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« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2013, 03:36:55 PM »
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16. That is more than enough!
 
And if you know some good recipes, send them my way!

The program will make sure I have all I need to start a home! Everything! The cook wear, plates, utensils, bedding, towels, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, furniture, coffee pot, shower curtain, curtains, even a TV!

I just want to punch her in the face, on behalf of the taxpayers of Arizona and every truly needy person/family who could use the items she so gleefully lists.  And so help me God, if that TV comes with "free" cable, my head may explode.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2013, 03:38:53 PM »
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The program will make sure I have all I need to start a home! Everything! The cook wear, plates, utensils, bedding, towels, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, furniture, coffee pot, shower curtain, curtains, even a TV!

What program is that? I may want to sign up.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2013, 03:45:19 PM »
It better be an HD flatscreen. :mad:

What a sad, screwed up perspective.
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Re: Lady Freedom Returns may have happy ending
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2013, 03:48:45 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2013, 02:59:30 PM
I wonder how Amber's body odor will work in a coffee shop.
Do you want sweet tea or sweat tea?
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