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Title: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Aristotelian on August 14, 2013, 06:28:35 AM
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mrmpa (1,942 posts)

Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome...............

in my home.

Mom lives with me, I told her that this brother of mine is welcome to visit her, take her shopping, etc. but I need advance notice because I will not share the same breathing space as him. He is welcome for holidays, but I will not be here in the home, I will go elsewhere.

Why, you might ask I did this, it's because he's been ****ing with me for 3 weeks. Here's the reason. As some of you may know, I've been unemployed for near 3 years. I have 3 brothers and I have begged them (they know everyone) to help me find something. This brother always tells about how he got someone (not family) a job. This brother has a full time job and is a high school JV coach. I have a Masters in Education. I'm not looking for a teaching job, anything in a school district will help. So I called him on the carpet 3 weeks ago and said you have to help me somehow.

The plan was for me to email the Superintendent (his very good friend) tell him what I was looking for and I would even take a part time job (just to get my foot in the door). I did that, I have never heard back from the Superintendent. But my brother has lied for 3 weeks. Lies, like "Super said he hasn't filled everything yet, Super will email you, then secretary will email you, then it was I should have an email on August 9, then it was August 12, etc. When there was no email yesterday & no new listings on the District's website, I realized he's been ****ing with me. Brother is now not answering his phone or texts. Mom talked to his daughter & told her to have her Dad call Mom, wonder of wonders, no phone call.

I left a message on his voice mail last night and was in a tirade, told him that I don't like getting ****ed by a brother, that he should grow some balls and tell me the truth, etc. I am now going to text him and tell him the new rules. I was up until 4 a.m. in tears that he did this to me. I was looking forward to working in this district (I student taught there), they have no nepotism rules, so that's not the reason he did this. I'm crying now.

Thanks for reading.

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So let me get this right.

DUmmy moved (back) into mother's house. DUmmy is unemployed (what a surprise). DUmmy didn't lift a finger to find a new job. DUmmy expected her brother to find a job for her. DUmmy's brother was unable or unwilling (I'm guessing the latter, brother knows the she won't work and so won't put his reputation on the line for her) to assist. DUmmy now demands that brother not enter their mother's house in which DUmmy is squatting.

Does that sound about right?
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Gina on August 14, 2013, 06:45:56 AM
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So I called him on the carpet 3 weeks ago and said you have to help me somehow.

REALLY?!!!  You told someone they had to help YOU find a job.  Grow a damn pair and make your own way in the world.  I surely wouldn't hire someone like you that had to rely on others to get him in.  Totally uncalled for!
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Big Dog on August 14, 2013, 06:51:41 AM
DUmmie has a Masters in Education, and has been unemployed for 3 years.  How's that liberal arts education working out for you?

This would be a good time to look at welding school. Welders are always in demand.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: USA4ME on August 14, 2013, 07:51:16 AM
See, even relatives enjoy toying around with the lives of moonbats.

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Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: txradioguy on August 14, 2013, 08:01:08 AM
Wait...mom is paying HIS bills cause he can't find a job and this idiot is going to dictate to her who can come and go in her own house?


 :mental:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: USA4ME on August 14, 2013, 08:07:30 AM
Quote from:
mrmpa

...in my home. Mom lives with me,...

He's claiming she's living with him, though I have no doubt with him without income Mom's the one paying the bills.

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Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Gina on August 14, 2013, 08:08:21 AM
I wonder if brother is a Conservative. 
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: txradioguy on August 14, 2013, 08:10:29 AM
I wonder if brother is a Conservative. 

That is the case in 99.999999999% of these kids of DUmp Stories.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 14, 2013, 08:15:16 AM
Wait...mom is paying HIS bills cause he can't find a job and this idiot is going to dictate to her who can come and go in her own house?


 :mental:

Yeah.

Proglodytes expect you to support them with housing, education, food, health care, retirement, etc.

And in return the demand the right to tell you what you're allowed to listen to on the radio, watch for movies, which religious tenants you're allowed to subscribe to, what jokes you're allowed to tell...
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Karin on August 14, 2013, 08:17:21 AM
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So I called him on the carpet 3 weeks ago and said you have to help me somehow.


The money quote.  Tells you everything you need to know.  To call someone on the carpet means to hold them accountable, DUmbass.  How is he responsible for your employment or living in any way?  

Reading it through, I was imagining someone of the male persuasion.  Therefore, I found it highly entertaining when he burst into tears at the end of it.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Chris_ on August 14, 2013, 08:24:15 AM
Wow.  How do you wake up in the morning every day for three years and still manage to not find some kind of employment? 

I wonder how his last job ended.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: txradioguy on August 14, 2013, 08:26:18 AM
Wow.  How do you wake up in the morning every day for three years and still manage to not find some kind of employment? 


Bush's fault.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: jtyangel on August 14, 2013, 08:48:33 AM
Ok, even if the brother did help him, how on earth is it the brothers fault that the super(right before a school year--imagine that) is BUSY and hasn't returned an email? What an asshole. If the 'favorite brother' didn't even put a word in, I can see why considering the behavior; I"m sure this isn't the first time this one has had a tantrum with family when they didn't get their way.:=P
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 14, 2013, 08:49:13 AM
Wow.  How do you wake up in the morning every day for three years and still manage to not find some kind of employment?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mD5JlMiRsOA/SrwXzRfgByI/AAAAAAAAC1Y/WMb8YufGMrA/s320/eddie.jpg)

"I've been holding out for a management position."
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Hathcock on August 14, 2013, 09:23:55 AM
Reading it through, I was imagining someone of the male persuasion.  Therefore, I found it highly entertaining when he burst into tears at the end of it.   :lmao:

 :gay2:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Aristotelian on August 14, 2013, 09:24:10 AM
I wonder if brother is a Conservative. 

It wouldn't be following form - given that it's a rant about how horrid the brother is, surely a DUmmy would have mentioned that the horrid brother is a 'repuke'.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Hathcock on August 14, 2013, 09:25:26 AM
HMMM Masters in education... wonder what this Dummy did to get fired in the first place?
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Aristotelian on August 14, 2013, 09:26:26 AM
Wow.  How do you wake up in the morning every day for three years and still manage to not find some kind of employment?

By doing nothing other than wake up and sponge of your mother.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Wineslob on August 14, 2013, 09:38:55 AM
Must be hard finding a job showing queers how to put a condom on a banana.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: NHSparky on August 14, 2013, 09:41:31 AM
How'd that 99 week vacation turn out for ya, dumbass?
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Dori on August 14, 2013, 09:45:36 AM
HMMM Masters in education... wonder what this Dummy did to get fired in the first place?

My thoughts also.  If his mom is 83, he's probably close to retirement.  Besides, why would a school district even want to hire someone with a depressing personality and mouth like that around kids?


 



 
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2013, 09:54:48 AM
HMMM Masters in education... wonder what this Dummy did to get fired in the first place?

Bating? :jerkit: :???: :whistling:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: DefiantSix on August 14, 2013, 10:03:07 AM
HMMM Masters in education... wonder what this Dummy did to get fired in the first place?
Bating? :jerkit: :???: :whistling:

Close. I'm thinking something similar to what made William Pitt chronically unemployable. :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: jukin on August 14, 2013, 10:06:41 AM
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So I called him on the carpet 3 weeks ago and said you have to help me somehow.

As previously mentioned, that quote is a trait all DUchebags have. It's like they are 5 years old. My guess is early use of weed does this as I see this trait in many young people. A few years ago a twenty something woman was a receptionist for our company. I extensively told her what needed to be done for a customer buy off. She replied "It would be easier if you just did this." My response was "If I have to do this then one of us is not needed." This was not the first time that she pulled a stunt like that and I immediately let her go.  She went to the labor board and complained that I was mean to her. She did not win her case.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Celtic Rose on August 14, 2013, 10:11:13 AM
How does this DUmmie know that his brother didn't put in a good word for him?  Getting recommended for a position doesn't mean that you will get it, and the superintendent is probably so busy with start of the year stuff that making a part time job for his buddy's sibling is not high on the priority list.

The time to apply for school jobs was really at least six months ago, or at a minimum, before the school year ended.  Looking for a school job now is stupid, especially asking for a part time job to be created for you.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 14, 2013, 10:24:18 AM
How does this DUmmie know that his brother didn't put in a good word for him?  Getting recommended for a position doesn't mean that you will get it, and the superintendent is probably so busy with start of the year stuff that making a part time job for his buddy's sibling is not high on the priority list.

Maybe the SI thinks the brother is as big an idiot as the OP.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on August 14, 2013, 10:29:27 AM
This is a mole.Way too over the top even for a dummie.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Hathcock on August 14, 2013, 11:17:01 AM
Bating? :jerkit: :???: :whistling:

[youtube=425,350]n7NmCPpInrs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 14, 2013, 11:18:12 AM
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Why, you might ask I did this, it's because he's been ****ing with me for 3 weeks. Here's the reason. As some of you may know, I've been unemployed for near 3 years. I have 3 brothers and I have begged them (they know everyone) to help me find something. This brother always tells about how he got someone (not family) a job. This brother has a full time job and is a high school JV coach. I have a Masters in Education. I'm not looking for a teaching job, anything in a school district will help. So I called him on the carpet 3 weeks ago and said you have to help me somehow.


Yes, because your Masters Degree in Fingerpainting Ancient Transgendered Feminist Latino Cultures means you're the boss. right?  

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I've been unemployed for nearly 3 years

Want a refund?

My thoughts also.  If his mom is 83, he's probably close to retirement.  Besides, why would a school district even want to hire someone with a depressing personality and mouth like that around kids?

Good catch.  :hi5:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Skul on August 14, 2013, 11:22:05 AM
Job qualification.....

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Response to femmocrat (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 14, 2013, 12:06 AM

Star Member mrmpa (1,942 posts)

7. There are positions...........
within the Anti-Bullying program (it's on their agenda) I've taught non confrontational techniques, etc.
They have an outreach program to the immigrant community(I have experience), there are coordinator positions within the Security Unit, at risk programs, etc.
I found the above interesting, because of the below.  :lmao:
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So I called him on the carpet 3 weeks ago and said you have to help me somehow.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: diesel driver on August 14, 2013, 11:22:36 AM
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mrmpa (1,942 posts)

Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome...............  

...40-50 something son/daughter that she lives with is a total f'n LOSER!!   :loser2:


The truth hurts, and in the case of a DUmmie, it should hurt a lot!  
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 14, 2013, 11:23:31 AM
:gay2:

:gay2: ....or pillow princess....or drama queen....some form of wimp.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 14, 2013, 11:26:14 AM
Been without a job for 3 years but can't give brother 3 weeks to find "it" a job.... :bird:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Wineslob on August 14, 2013, 12:13:46 PM
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I'm not looking for a teaching job, anything in a school district will help.


If you can't get an admin job.................................... :thatsright: 
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Dori on August 14, 2013, 12:16:03 PM

If you can't get an admin job.................................... :thatsright: 

Playground supervisor.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: diesel driver on August 14, 2013, 12:29:44 PM
Playground supervisor.

Under qualified.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: thundley4 on August 14, 2013, 12:32:51 PM
Playground supervisor.

Might be what got him fired in the first place.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Ogre on August 14, 2013, 12:37:31 PM
How long before we read a tale of woe from the primitive telling us how the evil sibling got mom to throw them out of the house?

It couldn't happen to a more deserving primitive.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: DefiantSix on August 14, 2013, 12:42:16 PM
How long before we read a tale of woe from the primitive telling us how the evil sibling got mom to throw them out of the house?

It couldn't happen to a more deserving primitive.


Not soon enough.  Should have happened 2 1/2 years ago.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Aristotelian on August 14, 2013, 01:43:54 PM
Might be what got him fired in the first place.

That thought did occur to me too...
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: NHSparky on August 14, 2013, 02:57:14 PM
DUmmyitis is a horrible, debilitating disease.

Well, not really, but one of the main symptoms of it is a total lack of self-reliance.  Were it not for others, these people would starve, freeze, or simply forget how to breathe.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: DefiantSix on August 14, 2013, 03:07:41 PM
DUmmyitis is a horrible, debilitating disease.

Well, not really, but one of the main symptoms of it is a total lack of self-reliance.  Were it not for others, these people would starve, freeze, or simply forget how to breathe.

I fail to see a downside to those outcomes...  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 14, 2013, 03:56:26 PM
Tres le dramatique ghey.

 :gay2:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2013, 04:04:09 PM
I fail to see a downside to those outcomes...  :fuelfire:

I'm with D6--tell me how this is a bad thing.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: dandi on August 14, 2013, 04:10:36 PM
I think the worst thing is dumping this kind of emotional baggage on his/her 83 year old mother. This is a time in her life where she should live in all the comfort and peace the family can provide for her. Instead, the DUmmy is making sure her life is filled with turmoil and sadness. Truly sick.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 14, 2013, 05:23:08 PM
I think the worst thing is dumping this kind of emotional baggage on his/her 83 year old mother. This is a time in her life where she should live in all the comfort and peace the family can provide for her. Instead, the DUmmy is making sure her life is filled with turmoil and sadness. Truly sick.

FemFags have to heavily overdramatize everything, and then try to draw everyone else who will talk to them into it.  It's even more annoying than their love of playing catch with the butt-bandit gays.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 14, 2013, 06:56:56 PM
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Response to femmocrat (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 13, 2013, 09:05 PM

 mrmpa (1,943 posts)

2. PA is right.....................


I can't teach ( I have all certifications, etc), but do to injury I can't stand for more than 20 minutes at a time, or walk for more than 20. The Superintendent can make recs (that will be adhered to) and in particular for his office.
 
Postings I understand. But contacting the Superintendent does me more good than harm. I understand processes. Everything in PA school districts is who you know, even when processes are followed.
 
Hard on my brother, he's done this shit before. As for jobs he's gotten for people, it's been a couple in the district & then you can't imagine the number in the company he works for and outside that company.
 
He deserves everything he gets.

do you REALLY believe he has a M.A., M.S., or an M.Ed?
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: diesel driver on August 14, 2013, 07:12:00 PM
do you REALLY believe he has a M.A., M.S., or an M.Ed?

With that example of prose, no way in Hell!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: jtyangel on August 14, 2013, 07:31:36 PM
I think the worst thing is dumping this kind of emotional baggage on his/her 83 year old mother. This is a time in her life where she should live in all the comfort and peace the family can provide for her. Instead, the DUmmy is making sure her life is filled with turmoil and sadness. Truly sick.

Yep, gotta say that was my first thought too, dandi..damn shame. Kept trying to figure out why he's got his aged mother as a go between to call for him. Pitiful...absolutely pitiful. The poor woman spending the last year of her life having to worry about her 50 ish something year old baby and his or her tantrums still.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 14, 2013, 08:53:57 PM
DUmmy mmpa is a workers' comp claim waiting to happen.

Anyone who hires it is a fool.

The brother is just trying to avoid being humiliated.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Delmar on August 14, 2013, 09:00:15 PM
DUmmy mmpa is a workers' comp claim waiting to happen.

Anyone who hires it is a fool.

The brother is just trying to avoid being humiliated.

That's what I was thinking too, after the comment about not being able to stand for more than twenty minutes at a time.  A female version of Omaha Steve is what I'm seeing--the weeping clinched it.
Title: Re: Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome..
Post by: Big Dog on August 15, 2013, 06:18:09 AM
That's what I was thinking too, after the comment about not being able to stand for more than twenty minutes at a time.  A female version of Omaha Steve is what I'm seeing--the weeping clinched it.

What productive job does the weeping DUmmie think s/he can do in a school, that doesn't require standing or walking?

Can't be a janitor, crossing guard, or lunchlady. Can't be a teaching assistant (and a smart superintendent wouldn't hire someone with a Masters in Education to be a para- that's just asking for trouble). Secretary/office? Those jobs turn over once every 20 years or so.

The weeping DUmmie offers nothing of value to a potential employer, yet expects to be hired. Typical (ptooey).