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How does this DUmmie know that his brother didn't put in a good word for him?  Getting recommended for a position doesn't mean that you will get it, and the superintendent is probably so busy with start of the year stuff that making a part time job for his buddy's sibling is not high on the priority list.

Maybe the SI thinks the brother is as big an idiot as the OP.
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This is a mole.Way too over the top even for a dummie.
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Why, you might ask I did this, it's because he's been ****ing with me for 3 weeks. Here's the reason. As some of you may know, I've been unemployed for near 3 years. I have 3 brothers and I have begged them (they know everyone) to help me find something. This brother always tells about how he got someone (not family) a job. This brother has a full time job and is a high school JV coach. I have a Masters in Education. I'm not looking for a teaching job, anything in a school district will help. So I called him on the carpet 3 weeks ago and said you have to help me somehow.


Yes, because your Masters Degree in Fingerpainting Ancient Transgendered Feminist Latino Cultures means you're the boss. right?  

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I've been unemployed for nearly 3 years

Want a refund?

My thoughts also.  If his mom is 83, he's probably close to retirement.  Besides, why would a school district even want to hire someone with a depressing personality and mouth like that around kids?

Good catch.  :hi5:
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Job qualification.....

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7. There are positions...........
within the Anti-Bullying program (it's on their agenda) I've taught non confrontational techniques, etc.
They have an outreach program to the immigrant community(I have experience), there are coordinator positions within the Security Unit, at risk programs, etc.
I found the above interesting, because of the below.  :lmao:
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Just informed my 83 year old mother that her favorite son is no longer welcome...............  

...40-50 something son/daughter that she lives with is a total f'n LOSER!!   :loser2:


The truth hurts, and in the case of a DUmmie, it should hurt a lot!  
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Been without a job for 3 years but can't give brother 3 weeks to find "it" a job.... :bird:
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I'm not looking for a teaching job, anything in a school district will help.


If you can't get an admin job.................................... :thatsright: 
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If you can't get an admin job.................................... :thatsright: 

Playground supervisor.
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Playground supervisor.

Under qualified.  :lmao:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Playground supervisor.

Might be what got him fired in the first place.

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How long before we read a tale of woe from the primitive telling us how the evil sibling got mom to throw them out of the house?

It couldn't happen to a more deserving primitive.
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How long before we read a tale of woe from the primitive telling us how the evil sibling got mom to throw them out of the house?

It couldn't happen to a more deserving primitive.


Not soon enough.  Should have happened 2 1/2 years ago.
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Might be what got him fired in the first place.

That thought did occur to me too...

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DUmmyitis is a horrible, debilitating disease.

Well, not really, but one of the main symptoms of it is a total lack of self-reliance.  Were it not for others, these people would starve, freeze, or simply forget how to breathe.
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DUmmyitis is a horrible, debilitating disease.

Well, not really, but one of the main symptoms of it is a total lack of self-reliance.  Were it not for others, these people would starve, freeze, or simply forget how to breathe.

I fail to see a downside to those outcomes...  :fuelfire:
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Tres le dramatique ghey.

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I fail to see a downside to those outcomes...  :fuelfire:

I'm with D6--tell me how this is a bad thing.
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I think the worst thing is dumping this kind of emotional baggage on his/her 83 year old mother. This is a time in her life where she should live in all the comfort and peace the family can provide for her. Instead, the DUmmy is making sure her life is filled with turmoil and sadness. Truly sick.
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I think the worst thing is dumping this kind of emotional baggage on his/her 83 year old mother. This is a time in her life where she should live in all the comfort and peace the family can provide for her. Instead, the DUmmy is making sure her life is filled with turmoil and sadness. Truly sick.

FemFags have to heavily overdramatize everything, and then try to draw everyone else who will talk to them into it.  It's even more annoying than their love of playing catch with the butt-bandit gays.
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Response to femmocrat (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 13, 2013, 09:05 PM

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2. PA is right.....................


I can't teach ( I have all certifications, etc), but do to injury I can't stand for more than 20 minutes at a time, or walk for more than 20. The Superintendent can make recs (that will be adhered to) and in particular for his office.
 
Postings I understand. But contacting the Superintendent does me more good than harm. I understand processes. Everything in PA school districts is who you know, even when processes are followed.
 
Hard on my brother, he's done this shit before. As for jobs he's gotten for people, it's been a couple in the district & then you can't imagine the number in the company he works for and outside that company.
 
He deserves everything he gets.

do you REALLY believe he has a M.A., M.S., or an M.Ed?
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do you REALLY believe he has a M.A., M.S., or an M.Ed?

With that example of prose, no way in Hell!   :lmao:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
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I think the worst thing is dumping this kind of emotional baggage on his/her 83 year old mother. This is a time in her life where she should live in all the comfort and peace the family can provide for her. Instead, the DUmmy is making sure her life is filled with turmoil and sadness. Truly sick.

Yep, gotta say that was my first thought too, dandi..damn shame. Kept trying to figure out why he's got his aged mother as a go between to call for him. Pitiful...absolutely pitiful. The poor woman spending the last year of her life having to worry about her 50 ish something year old baby and his or her tantrums still.

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DUmmy mmpa is a workers' comp claim waiting to happen.

Anyone who hires it is a fool.

The brother is just trying to avoid being humiliated.