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Title: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Aristotelian on August 13, 2013, 12:58:07 PM
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Tue Aug 6, 2013, 03:30 AM
Star Member Taverner (54,258 posts)

I fell off the wagon

Again

Today

I am drunk right now

Or at least not sober

Why can't I control this shit?

Why am I a slave to this shit?

Surrounded by 6 bars around my workplace.

That's no excuse.

Any number of you here could walk past a beer bar and not bat an eye.

But not me.

Why am I so ****ed up?

I need to attend a "meeting" for once

Emphasis added

DUmp Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/11441354)

I discovered the DUmp's Addiction & Recovery Group, being such a kind and gentle person I wouldn't normally laugh at such things...but even I'm happy to make an exception here.

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Taverner (54,258 posts)
2. Thing is, I want the oblivion

And that is not good

Why anybody would be to open about something so private is beyond my meagre brain-power - particularly as Mark's identity is so public.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: txradioguy on August 13, 2013, 01:02:42 PM
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Why am I so ****ed up?

1) You're a Libtard

2) You have ZERO self esteem (see #1 for the answer to why you have no self esteem)

3) You have absolutely no self control. (Again see reason #1)
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:05:46 PM
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Taverner (54,258 posts)
2. Thing is, I want the oblivion

And that is not good

Sure it is, Tavs.  Here...

(http://www.ammoland.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/One-Round-Pistol.jpg)

Contemplate your feelings and consider the example of that great moonbat, Kurt GoBang Cobain...
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: USA4ME on August 13, 2013, 01:07:41 PM
Still doesn't explain his music. Even a drunk wouldn't listen to that crap.

.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: hillneck on August 13, 2013, 01:10:52 PM
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Taverner (54,258 posts)

4.I literally wasted 15 minutes thinking about it

And in the end, I succumbed

So you spent a WHOLE 15 minutes thinking about a life altering decision.  Whoa! I hope you didn't hurt yourself expending all that mental power.  You spineless worm.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 13, 2013, 01:15:47 PM
Not to denigrate any alcoholics or addicts on this board, but how can you count being on "the wagon" when it was just being sober while the DUmbass slept?
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:17:30 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 13, 2013, 01:15:47 PM
Not to denigrate any alcoholics or addicts on this board, but how can you count being on "the wagon" when it was just being sober while the DUmbass slept was passed out?

FIFY, bro... :II:
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 13, 2013, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:17:30 PM
FIFY, bro... :II:

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Gina on August 13, 2013, 01:50:27 PM
It's like a poem.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:52:06 PM
Quote from: Gina on August 13, 2013, 01:50:27 PM
It's like a poem.

SHHH!!!  :rulez:

If CalPig is lurking and hears you, she'll try to top it.  :runaway:
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: jukin on August 13, 2013, 02:07:03 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:17:30 PM
FIFY, bro... :II:

DUchebag Tav is not using between 8-10 hours every single day!
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Bad Dog on August 13, 2013, 02:14:00 PM
It's sad that someone with such a promising future in the music field succumbs to the devil's brew.  I suspect Bush or the Kochs had something to do with this.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 13, 2013, 02:19:45 PM
I hope that while he's in a blind alcoholic stupor he can still find an open vein for a couple of good solid speedballs.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 13, 2013, 02:21:29 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:52:06 PM
SHHH!!!  :rulez:

If CalPig is lurking and hears you, she'll try to top it.  :runaway:

 :hammer: :bitchslap:

You deserve both for even mentioning 'CalPig' in any reference to 'poetry.'

GOBUCKS, maybe he'll put a FMJ into his cranial vault.  Quicker and less painful.

Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: EagleKeeper on August 13, 2013, 02:26:26 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 13, 2013, 01:15:47 PM
Not to denigrate any alcoholics or addicts on this board, but how can you count being on "the wagon" when it was just being sober while the DUmbass slept?

You can't, that is if one is telling oneself the truth, you wake up almost as drunk as you were when you fell asleep you just feel alot crappier.

At least until you get a shot or two in you.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Gina on August 13, 2013, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: Bad Dog on August 13, 2013, 02:14:00 PM
It's sad that someone with such a promising future in the music field succumbs to the devil's brew.  I suspect Bush or the Kochs had something to do with this.

I have subdued to Kochs too after too much brew but never Bush :rimshot:
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Bad Dog on August 13, 2013, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: Gina on August 13, 2013, 02:26:47 PM
I have subdued to Kochs too after too much brew but never Bush :rimshot:

And when Gina is bad she is very, very bad.

H-5
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Aristotelian on August 13, 2013, 02:58:10 PM
Quote from: jukin on August 13, 2013, 02:07:03 PM
DUchebag Tav is not using between 8-10 hours every single day!

A mere 10 hours passed out every day?
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Aristotelian on August 13, 2013, 02:59:24 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:52:06 PM
SHHH!!!  :rulez:

If CalPig is lurking and hears you, she'll try to top it.  :runaway:

You have to admit that it's closer to being a poem than anything that CalPig has written.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 13, 2013, 03:09:34 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:52:06 PM
SHHH!!!  :rulez:

If CalPig is lurking and hears you, she'll try to top it.  :runaway:

I fell off

The wagon

It ran over me

The light

Thru the spokes

Of the wheels

Went blink-blink-blink
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: miskie on August 13, 2013, 03:32:55 PM
Quote from: Gina on August 13, 2013, 02:26:47 PM
I have subdued to Kochs too after too much brew but never Bush :rimshot:

:ohmy:
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 13, 2013, 04:28:20 PM
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Tue Aug 6, 2013, 03:30 AM
Star Member Taverner (54,258 posts)

I fell off the wagon

Again

Today

I am drunk right now

Or at least not sober

Why can't I control this shit?

Why am I a slave to this shit?

You're a loser baby,

So why don't you kill you (More quickly)?
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: thundley4 on August 13, 2013, 04:41:33 PM
Quote from: Bad Dog on August 13, 2013, 02:31:45 PM
And when Gina is bad she is very, very bad.

H-5

But when she is very, very bad is when she is at her best.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: FlaGator on August 13, 2013, 04:57:56 PM
I feel for him. I'm a recovering alcoholic who has been sober for a little over 7 years. It's hard to put down the bottle after years of depending on it. I spent 25 years trying to quit.

It's not about will power... it's about God having enough mercy to free someone from their addiction.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Skul on August 13, 2013, 05:56:17 PM
Nothing makes my heart sing more, than a DUmpmonkey wallowing in it's own misery.

FlaGator...you da man.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: diesel driver on August 13, 2013, 06:13:43 PM
Good thing Tav didn't hit his head on anything hard when he fell off the wagon.

Might have made him smarter. 

Like every other DUmbass, he was born stupid, and has been loosing ground ever since.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 13, 2013, 06:37:15 PM
Hey Tavs. We're laughing at your failure of a life. You gonna do anything about it?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 13, 2013, 08:10:57 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 13, 2013, 06:37:15 PM
Hey Tavs. We're laughing at your failure of a life. You gonna do anything about it?

Yeah, he will pass out & start all over again tomorrow.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 13, 2013, 09:29:24 PM
Taverner Kregel has never fallen off the wagon.

That would imply that he was at one time on the wagon.

His alcoholism, combined with his raging addiction to heroin, makes him a pretty entertaining DUmmy.

Hopefully he'll continue to post frequently during the short remaining life he has before slithering off to hell.

Which reminds me.

When is Elad going to get off his lazy ass and set up that Dead DUmmy forum?

DUmmies continue to drop like flies, and there's no place to properly memorialize them.

Skimmer promised it to the CalPig. If you can't trust Skimmer, who...oh, well.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: obumazombie on August 13, 2013, 11:49:17 PM
Libs are more susceptible to falling off wagons because they jump on so many band wagons.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2013, 07:07:34 AM
Quote from: FlaGator on August 13, 2013, 04:57:56 PM
I feel for him. I'm a recovering alcoholic who has been sober for a little over 7 years. It's hard to put down the bottle after years of depending on it. I spent 25 years trying to quit.

It's not about will power... it's about God having enough mercy to free someone from their addiction.

I'm going on 4 years sober, in October.  It's also about us wanting God to free us from their addiction.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Aristotelian on August 14, 2013, 09:27:30 AM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2013, 07:07:34 AM
I'm going on 4 years sober, in October.  It's also about us wanting God to free us from their addiction.

Good for you, doing great.

As for Tav - that's the problem he doesn't want to be free, he admits as much; and even if he did want to be free, he wouldn't want to be freed by God.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: movie buff on August 14, 2013, 12:48:49 PM
Was the Drunken DUchebag ever ON the wagon?
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: njpines on August 14, 2013, 01:12:09 PM
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Taverner  Mon Aug 5, 2013, 11:30 PM(54,258 posts)

I fell off the wagon

Again

Today

I am drunk right now

Or at least not sober

Why can't I control this shit?

Why am I a slave to this shit?

Surrounded by 6 bars around my workplace.

What workplace?  I thought he was kicked to the curb months ago . .
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: DefiantSix on August 14, 2013, 01:18:52 PM
Quote from: njpines on August 14, 2013, 01:12:09 PM
What workplace?  I thought he was kicked to the curb months ago . .

I supposing when you're panhandling for drug money, the street corner you're working could be considered your "workplace". :whatever:
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: dutch508 on August 14, 2013, 03:41:56 PM
Quote from: Gina on August 13, 2013, 02:26:47 PM
I have subdued to Kochs too after too much brew but never Bush :rimshot:


PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [blink blink...]

Um.... buy you a drink, dear?
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: redwhit on August 14, 2013, 05:13:19 PM
Quote from: FlaGator on August 13, 2013, 04:57:56 PM

It's not about will power... it's about God having enough mercy to free someone from their addiction.

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It's also about us wanting God to free us from their addiction.

And cultivating the humility to approach God, asking for help and forgiveness.

(And with God's grace, I'll be 8 years sober in a few weeks).
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: FlaGator on August 14, 2013, 05:19:06 PM
Quote from: redwhit on August 14, 2013, 05:13:19 PM
And cultivating the humility to approach God, asking for help and forgiveness.

(And with God's grace, I'll be 8 years sober in a few weeks).


The Lord ended my drinking without me asking. Trust me, the day I had my last drink was not intended to be the day of my last drink as far as I was concerned. The Lord had other ideas... thankfully. Otherwise I'd be in jail or dead.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 14, 2013, 08:03:57 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on August 14, 2013, 03:41:56 PM

PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [blink blink...]

Um.... buy you a drink, dear?

I don't know how to read that first word.

Is it the sound an aching seed makes?
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: DefiantSix on August 14, 2013, 08:19:50 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 14, 2013, 08:03:57 PM
I don't know how to read that first word.

Is it the sound an aching seed makes?

It's the sound perfectly good scotch makes when it is forcibly expelled into a monitor and/or keyboard prior to swallowing.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: obumazombie on August 14, 2013, 09:59:28 PM
To those of you building your sobriety, I congratulate and salute you. Keep up the good work one day at a time. Let go and let God.
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: GCBill on August 14, 2013, 11:36:33 PM
Poor Taverner.

Perhaps a couple long rails of crystal meth and a big fat tarball of heroin will help him get over it.

Paging Dr. Barksdale Dr. Heisenberg Dr. Stanfield!
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: DefiantSix on August 15, 2013, 12:16:19 AM
Quote from: GCBill on August 14, 2013, 11:36:33 PM
Poor Taverner.

Perhaps a couple long rails of crystal meth and a big fat tarball of heroin will help him get over it.

Paging Dr. Barksdale Dr. Heisenberg Dr. Stanfield!

(http://filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsE/5206-2863.gif)
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: Gina on August 15, 2013, 06:46:02 AM
Quote from: dutch508 on August 14, 2013, 03:41:56 PM

PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [blink blink...]

Um.... buy you a drink, dear?

I quit drinking 8/2007.  Sorry  :tongue:  I'm a good girl now. :shucks:
Title: Re: Tav fell off the wagon
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 15, 2013, 07:21:25 AM
Quote from: Gina on August 15, 2013, 06:46:02 AM
I quit drinking 8/2007.  Sorry  :tongue:  I'm a good girl now. :shucks:

Happy Anniversary! :-*