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The saga of the Lady Freedom Returns primitive:
Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts) Sat Jul 20, 2013, 01:18 AM
Lady Freedom Returns a Shotgirl???
I just might be. I did put in a bunch on applications today at the Mall, but I do have a lead on a job as a Shotgirl at a local Bar. I never thought of it before. But then again why not?
I go in tomorrow night @ 7:30 p.m for application and short interview.
Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts) Sat Jul 20, 2013, 05:04 PM
8. I think so!
There are a lot of bars here. and you get tips. it will be for TH/F/Sa. And Friday along with Saturday are really busy days.
My Brother in law says he has been told by some shot girls they can make $200 in tips on Saturday easy.
It is a start to paying my family back the $300 for the ticket.
^^^ http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018438757
Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts) Sat Jul 20, 2013, 05:20 PM
Trying to get stuff done for tonight.
I am so nervous. I hope that they like me. As I said this is a short interview to see if they want another. If I am real lucky, they might just say yes right then.
And If I can get some Bar work under my belt, I can get a job in that anywhere! And that is one step closed to getting back to Tucson!
^^^ http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018439207
Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts) Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:22 AM
Went in to the bar for my interview.
Lasted 5 minutes he asked for my name and Phone # . They have a list they look at when they are in need of someone and call them in.
I don't know if I will get a call back. But When I went in there I saw it was the same bar Dave and I meet. A little ouch, still did not let it shake me!
^^^ http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018439521
Okay, I've never been interviewed for a job in a bar.
Do her chances look realistic?
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)Sat Jul 20, 2013, 06:51 PM
dixiegrrrrl (32,119 posts)
2. You deserve to win this one!!!!
Act calm and knowledgable....
In other words, don't act like a DUmmy.
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Old, fat, ugly and grumpy........Tip..... don't buy Al Gore Carbon Credits.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORqzaOFUCsg[/youtube]
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Do her chances look realistic?
No. A bar that hires shot girls want attractive women that are personable. Just by her mere presence at the DUmp I am guessing that she has none of those qualities. A five minute interview and a "We will call you" pretty much means that your phone number went in the circular file.
I have hired shot girls and an angry womyn that reeks of BO and pot smoke stands no chance.
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Nothing tells a people-business manager "Poison" like that combination of needy and chip-on-the-shoulder that so characterizes Pigressives.
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Nothing tells a people-business manager "Poison" like that combination of needy and chip-on-the-shoulder that so characterizes Pigressives.
I think the primitive should resign herself to staying in Joplin, and drop any fantasies about returning to that old guy down in Tucson.
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With her previous admitted aversion to cleaning and general housekeeping (and most probably personal hygiene), I suspect she wouldn't last long if she did get hired.
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I think the primitive should resign herself to staying in Joplin, and drop any fantasies about returning to that old guy down in Tucson.
No way. If I knew which bar she applied at, I would call the owner and commence to begging and pleading that he hire her.
The sooner she makes some money, the sooner she leaves out of Joplin:
And If I can get some Bar work under my belt, I can get a job in that anywhere! And that is one step closed to getting back to Tucson!
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This thread is the first time I've ever heard of the term "shot girl".
Sounds like someone behind the bar with no bartending skill.
So the only purpose of the "interview" was to get a look at her face and figure.
Pretty face, nice ass, big tits - any two out of the three and they would have put her to work on the spot.
But this is DUmmy Lady Freedom Returns, so she has no chance.
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Is this the same lib who was getting evicted by her boyfriend who was sick of her ?
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I hope she gets the job.
After seeing what uncle sugar takes out, we may have a new member on CC.
Wait till she finds out she has to pay for obamacare. :lmao:
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Is this the same lib who was getting evicted by her boyfriend who was sick of her ?
Yes. Were you around when she set off to hike from Missouri to Washington in late summer/early fall?
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Yes. Were you around when she set off to hike from Missouri to Washington in late summer/early fall?
Not gonna lie, No !
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Not gonna lie, No !
This should get you up to speed:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=63769.0
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Lasted 5 minutes he asked for my name and Phone # . They have a list they look at when they are in need of someone and call them in.
Hope she remembered to ask about vacation, medical, 401K, and pension plan.
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Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts) Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:22 AM
Went in to the bar for my interview.
Lasted 5 minutes he asked for my name and Phone # . They have a list they look at when they are in need of someone and call them in.
I don't know if I will get a call back. But When I went in there I saw it was the same bar Dave and I meet. A little ouch, still did not let it shake me!
Wait a minute... this sounds like something from a movie!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510NZA6AEYL.jpg)
Money line- when the shotgirl says, "I used to **** guys like you in prison".
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Five minutes, my rosey red arse.
Took four to double bag the Johnson.
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This thread is the first time I've ever heard of the term "shot girl".
Sounds like someone behind the bar with no bartending skill.
So the only purpose of the "interview" was to get a look at her face and figure.
Pretty face, nice ass, big tits - any two out of the three and they would have put her to work on the spot.
But this is DUmmy Lady Freedom Returns, so she has no chance.
They are usually attractive women that are (depending on the place) scantily clad that are sent out on busy nights to sell pre-mixed shots(IE shooters) in tubes like these...
(http://www.houseofrave.com/media/bar/neon-tooters-rack-big5.jpg)
Actually a decent money maker as most are low spirit to mixer ratios. Sell them for a few dollars each to the drunks who are paying more for then than a regular sized drink would cost. All they do is pass them out and collect the money. Shot girls can make decent cash but the real money is still behind the bar.
But like I said you want a shot girl that the customers are going to like and I don't think the primitive fits the bill. A five minute interview would usually indicate that she has a face for radio.
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They are usually attractive women that are (depending on the place) scantily clad that are sent out on busy nights to sell pre-mixed shots(IE shooters) in tubes like these...
(http://www.houseofrave.com/media/bar/neon-tooters-rack-big5.jpg)
Actually a decent money maker as most are low spirit to mixer ratios. Sell them for a few dollars each to the drunks who are paying more for then than a regular sized drink would cost. All they do is pass them out and collect the money. Shot girls can make decent cash but the real money is still behind the bar.
But like I said you want a shot girl that the customers are going to like and I don't think the primitive fits the bill. A five minute interview would usually indicate that she has a face for radio.
Hold on one moment, all this put down for the bar girls is just not fair.
I have had in the past life found some wonderfully smart bartenders and servers. I have seen young girls take orders from tables of 12 all different and at rush hour, no pad of paper, just from memory who ordered what, the price, and get the orders correct. How do they do that ????
My favorite bartender/ waitress worked up the road and when she looked out the window and saw our Jeep pull in, had our favorite table ready for us with our cocktails waiting when we walked in the door.
Sad this was a neighborhood hang out, closed off bar and eating section for smokers. When the LAW changed the smokers not allowed, the restaurant closed down due that 80% of their customers were smokers.
These small bars that served food hired the local people that was so much like the TV sit com filmed in Boston, when you walked in everyone knew your name, they are gone now, but, if one owns a bar and grill, it is better to hire smart people then a beautiful bubble head that cannot make change.
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A five minute interview would usually indicate that she has a face for radio.
Or at least the personality . . .
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I hope she gets the job.
After seeing what uncle sugar takes out, we may have a new member on CC.
Wait till she finds out she has to pay for obamacare. :lmao:
No worry's about that 29hr work week is the new norm.
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No worry's about that 29hr work week is the new norm.
That means the employer doesn't have to provide insurance, but the individual still has to buy their own insurance or pay the penalty.
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Very doubtful she got the job. Frank posted a picture of her somewhere in Reflections and if I recall correctly, she's pretty hefty.
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Very doubtful she got the job. Frank posted a picture of her somewhere in Reflections and if I recall correctly, she's pretty hefty.
You owe me one, madam.
I had to go through hundreds of self-posted primitive mugs to find her.
I had to muck my way through a whole lot of ugly, the only relief for sore eyes being when I came across the gouty primitive, the "Gone Off Shore" primitive, and disregarding him, I could gaze upon his wondrously beautiful wife, whom I'd snap up in a minute if she were free.
Anyway. You owe me one, remember.
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg.html)
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You owe me one, madam.
I had to go through hundreds of self-posted primitive mugs to find her.
I had to muck my way through a whole lot of ugly, the only relief for sore eyes being when I came across the gouty primitive, the "Gone Off Shore" primitive, and disregarding him, I could gaze upon his wondrously beautiful wife, whom I'd snap up in a minute if she were free.
Anyway. You owe me one, remember.
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg.html)
Not exactly a Hooters girl.
To paraphrase Seinfeld, I wouldn't hire her as my latex salesman.
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Not exactly a Hooters girl.
To paraphrase Seinfeld, I wouldn't hire her as my latex salesman.
Well, I'd admit she's at least pleasant-looking, for a hefty Missouri girl.
If she'd stop being stupid, she might appeal more.
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You owe me one, madam.
I had to go through hundreds of self-posted primitive mugs to find her.
I had to muck my way through a whole lot of ugly, the only relief for sore eyes being when I came across the gouty primitive, the "Gone Off Shore" primitive, and disregarding him, I could gaze upon his wondrously beautiful wife, whom I'd snap up in a minute if she were free.
Anyway. You owe me one, remember.
Thanks Frank -- anytime! :)
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Not exactly a Hooters girl.
To paraphrase Seinfeld, I wouldn't hire her as my latex salesman.
The only shot she deserves is a Right cross.
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Hold on one moment, all this put down for the bar girls is just not fair.
I have had in the past life found some wonderfully smart bartenders and servers. I have seen young girls take orders from tables of 12 all different and at rush hour, no pad of paper, just from memory who ordered what, the price, and get the orders correct. How do they do that ????
My favorite bartender/ waitress worked up the road and when she looked out the window and saw our Jeep pull in, had our favorite table ready for us with our cocktails waiting when we walked in the door.
Sad this was a neighborhood hang out, closed off bar and eating section for smokers. When the LAW changed the smokers not allowed, the restaurant closed down due that 80% of their customers were smokers.
These small bars that served food hired the local people that was so much like the TV sit com filmed in Boston, when you walked in everyone knew your name, they are gone now, but, if one owns a bar and grill, it is better to hire smart people then a beautiful bubble head that cannot make change.
WTF are you rambling about? I was the bartender that was hiring the shot girls and men don't buy shots from ugly women with bad attitudes.
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WTF are you rambling about? I was the bartender that was hiring the shot girls and men don't buy shots from ugly women with bad attitudes.
It's vesta.
She's cranky today, says things she doesn't mean.
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It's vesta.
She's cranky today, says things she doesn't mean.
...Or understand, but then that happens every day.
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Lady Freedom Returns a Shotgirl???
Liquor shot or money shot?
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Liquor shot or money shot?
You can liquor if you want to, but I wouldn't put my mouth on it.
O-)
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You can liquor if you want to, but I wouldn't put my mouth on it.
O-)
:rimshot:
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Thanks Frank -- anytime! :)
I just checked the dossiers; there's a lot of new stuff from the past six months that needs put into the appropriate places--including 23,467 new ones of the CalPig primitive--after which I'm sure the Sandhills forum is going to get heavily trafficked again. But gimme time; maybe this weekend.
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/GoneOffShore.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/GoneOffShore.jpg.html)
Ignore the old guy in the picture. He's a dilettante and can be silly at times, but generally I leave him alone, I don't feature him in the DUmpster, out of respect for the one single character non-flaw he has.
For whatever else he is, he's got impeccable taste in women.
I dunno about any other male here, but when I look at her, I see grace and class and elegance and style oozing out of every pore. If she weren't already taken, franksolich'd take her in half a second.
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I dunno about any other male here, but when I look at her, I see grace and class and elegance and style oozing out of every pore. If she weren't already taken, franksolich'd take her in half a second.
She looks like a high-maintenance bore, but that might be because she's standing next to him.
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You can liquor if you want to, but I wouldn't put my mouth on it.
O-)
That ain't what I heard about Army types. Don't they tell you in survival school you can eat anything that hasn't been dead over three days?
:fuelfire:
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That ain't what I heard about Army types. Don't they tell you in survival school you can eat anything that hasn't been dead over three days?
:fuelfire:
That's where the smell test comes in. I don't think any alleged women at DU (The few idle lower-upperclass kept women aside, two of which come to mind and who would not be caught dead actually 'Working' to pay their bills) would pass the 'Do it smell rotten yet?' test.
:armyflag:
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I'm afraid coach will be in line for that DUmpette right behind stevenumbers.
She's a DUmp democrat, likely to be harboring venereal microbes that could launch the zombie apocalypse for real.
Charming how they appear to be enjoying a nice glass of chardonnay in a military cemetery.
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I'm afraid coach will be in line for that DUmpette right behind stevenumbers.
She's a DUmp democrat, likely to be harboring venereal microbes that could launch the zombie apocalypse for real.
Charming how they appear to be enjoying a nice glass of chardonnay in a military cemetery.
Even worse, she would probably want to talk about her feeeeeeeeelings as the price of admission to her happy place, and then demand endless further attention on the same subject forever after. *Shudder*
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Charming how they appear to be enjoying a nice glass of chardonnay in a military cemetery.
It does look like a military cemetery, but I think it's a vineyard.
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Definitely a vineyard.
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I just checked the dossiers; there's a lot of new stuff from the past six months that needs put into the appropriate places--including 23,467 new ones of the CalPig primitive--after which I'm sure the Sandhills forum is going to get heavily trafficked again.
The CalPig was churning out selfies before selfies were cool.
And I have yet to see a photo of her without a gaping mouth.
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Definitely a vineyard.
She's much much much better-looking than the sparkling old dude's flaky shallow airhead wife, or that rich dentist in Poway's wife, or that retired submarine skipper's wife or Big Bertha's wife or Atman's wife or &c., &c., &c.
She's the best-looking wife any primitive has, miles and miles above the second-best.
And of course I'm looking deeper than the skin, too. This is a dame with class.
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And of course I'm looking deeper than the skin, too. This is a dame with class.
And crab lice.
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And crab lice.
Oh now.
When going through those that haven't been dossiered yet--but will be--I happened to take a closer look at Marc's wife--he's the DFW primitive, the pal of the now-embalmed Helen Thomas.
You know, there's much to be said for the exquisite delicate features of a British wife, as compared with her hard blunt coarse Teutonic features. It's the difference between a Fabrege egg and a.....rock.
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Another old one--one that's been posted before, first by the primitive herself, and then in the Sandhills forum--but offered as a preview of coming attractions, probably this weekend, when new self-posted primitives will show up in the Sandhills forum; the Big Bertha primitive and her wife (title of picture in error; ignore that), on their wedding day.
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/BerthaVenationandhubs_zpsbd52ee76.png) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/BerthaVenationandhubs_zpsbd52ee76.png.html)
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(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg.html)
If by "shot girl" you mean the patrons get to punch her in the face, then yeah, she should get the job.
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(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg.html)
If by "shot girl" you mean the patrons get to punch her in the face, then yeah, she should get the job.
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I guess I'm perplexed...what kind of a bar would she be a shot girl in? A hole in the wall type of place full of a bikers on crack? I mean I wouldn't apply to be a shot girl not thinking myself young enough, fetching enough especially for what bars look for, and only really social when I feel like it(which isn't going to work if you have to be on your game all the time when you have to work). Looking at this picture and thinking of the job applied for well it kind of reminds me of those really awful tryouts on American Idol where the people really think they can sing. Too MUCH self esteem and that explains why their world comes crashing down when things that break that esteem down happen. Just...wow...I guess.
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The bar is looking for pretty face-nice ass-big tits.
She's gotta have two out of the three.
Her DUmp head shot just shows her face, but I'm willing to bet she goes 0-3.
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I guess I'm perplexed...what kind of a bar would she be a shot girl in?
I'm thinking more like what kind of bar should she be struck with.
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The bar is looking for pretty face-nice ass-big tits.
She's gotta have two out of the three.
Her DUmp head shot just shows her face, but I'm willing to bet she goes 0-3.
Unless she is working the glory hole.
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I guess I'm perplexed...what kind of a bar would she be a shot girl in? A hole in the wall type of place full of a bikers on crack? I mean I wouldn't apply to be a shot girl not thinking myself young enough, fetching enough especially for what bars look for, and only really social when I feel like it(which isn't going to work if you have to be on your game all the time when you have to work). Looking at this picture and thinking of the job applied for well it kind of reminds me of those really awful tryouts on American Idol where the people really think they can sing. Too MUCH self esteem and that explains why their world comes crashing down when things that break that esteem down happen. Just...wow...I guess.
Maybe a lesbo bar. Other than that, she looks more like a bouncer than a shot-girl.
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The bar is looking for pretty face-nice ass-big tits.
She's gotta have two out of the three.
Her DUmp head shot just shows her face, but I'm willing to bet she goes 0-3.
Half the primitive 'males' have at least one of those qualities.
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(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/BerthaVenationandhubs_zpsbd52ee76.png) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/BerthaVenationandhubs_zpsbd52ee76.png.html)
She looks like Benny Hill.
(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/tve7964-19721025-544.gif)
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The bar is looking for pretty face-nice ass-big tits.
She's gotta have two out of the three.
Her DUmp head shot just shows her face, but I'm willing to bet she goes 0-3.
I don't think you could get even odds on that bet.
I haven't seen a primitive that even has one of the three.
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She looks like Benny Hill.
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/BerthaVenation_zps9c2677fd.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/BerthaVenation_zps9c2677fd.jpg.html)
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/bigbertha_zpsd19e1379.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/bigbertha_zpsd19e1379.jpg.html)
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(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/BerthaVenation_zps9c2677fd.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/BerthaVenation_zps9c2677fd.jpg.html)
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/bigbertha_zpsd19e1379.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/bigbertha_zpsd19e1379.jpg.html)
That looks exactly like the fat kid on Pawn Stars, Cory I believe.