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Title: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Billiam Pitts on March 26, 2013, 09:07:25 AM
Seriously, who the hell wouldn't freak the hell out if you crashed your car down a ravine and when you regained consciousness you saw the pumpkin troll squatting over your body trying to administer first aid? I personally think all the Nads stories are the insane scribblings of a shut in who wishes her life was something that it is not. She probably took a "rock climbing course" in girls scouts 40 years ago and really liked it, so in her demented twisted mind she is a mountaineer. Come on, the DUng Heap attracts all kinds of sick weirdo freaks, from the posts I'm guessing about 80 per cent are medicated shut ins on government handouts.

Added remarks: Notice how she is always reminding people that she was in the rescue squad? Notice how she likes to tell people that she's done "military service"? But her definition of military service is that she was a ambulance driver in the Mexican drug war. I've seen her say things that she wants people to address her as a "veteran". Notice how she is a pretend journalist? All delusions of a crazy person, I'm wiling to bet she barely sticks her head out of her hidey-hole. And I'll damned sure put money on that she's not married and that she's making that all up too.


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nadinbrzezinski (117,630 posts)
29. Jesus, where to start for basic rope handling safety violations

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When doing rescue rappel we avoided doing the jumps...it is really not healthy for the rope.

Ok, if we had to, we did...I retired a rope after one of those. Trust me, it was not healthy for the rope, even though it looked fine...it was retired into segments it was cut to practice knot tying.

I guess we rescue workers are scaredy cats. This is reason 1 why I do not do anything involving a rope/ mountaineering gear that I have no personal contact to the handling log.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022566796#post40
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 26, 2013, 09:21:25 AM
Mountaineer...
I know someone started a list on the things nads is an expert on but maybe it would be easier to just list the things she not an expert on? It would be a shorter list for certain.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Billiam Pitts on March 26, 2013, 09:34:35 AM
For cripes sake! Look at her! She's got crazy shut in written all over her.

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8372/8592784274_fc525f9b09_c.jpg)
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 26, 2013, 09:42:00 AM
For cripes sake! Look at her! She's got crazy shut in written all over her.

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8372/8592784274_fc525f9b09_c.jpg)

You got Nads with 'the good rig.' :rotf: :lmao: :rofl:
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Gina on March 26, 2013, 09:47:36 AM
I can't see the pic because of filter but is this that pic of gNads naked and tied up in rope?  :-)
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Karin on March 26, 2013, 10:07:26 AM
No, thank God.  It is of her at an occupy event, with the sun glaring unmercifully down on her.  Her receding hairline now extends to the top of her head.  She is a chrome-dome.  Why doesn't she wear a hat? 

 
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Dori on March 26, 2013, 10:36:23 AM
No, thank God.  It is of her at an occupy event, with the sun glaring unmercifully down on her.  Her receding hairline now extends to the top of her head.  She is a chrome-dome.  Why doesn't she wear a hat? 

She looks like Thomas Jefferson    :???:
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: thundley4 on March 26, 2013, 10:41:29 AM
WTF?  The person in the red "Occupy" shirt directly in front of Nads looks like a man in a bad wig.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Airwolf on March 26, 2013, 10:42:33 AM
Seriously, who the hell wouldn't freak the hell out if you crashed your car down a ravine and when you regained consciousness you saw the pumpkin troll squatting over your body trying to administer first aid? I personally think all the Nads stories are the insane scribblings of a shut in who wishes her life was something that it is not. She probably took a "rock climbing course" in girls scouts 40 years ago and really liked it, so in her demented twisted mind she is a mountaineer. Come on, the DUng Heap attracts all kinds of sick weirdo freaks, from the posts I'm guessing about 80 per cent are medicated shut ins on government handouts.

Added remarks: Notice how she is always reminding people that she was in the rescue squad? Notice how she likes to tell people that she's done "military service"? But her definition of military service is that she was a ambulance driver in the Mexican drug war. I've seen her say things that she wants people to address her as a "veteran". Notice how she is a pretend journalist? All delusions of a crazy person, I'm wiling to bet she barely sticks her head out of her hidey-hole. And I'll damned sure put money on that she's not married and that she's making that all up too.



OK I know I only spent ten days in Air Assault School at Ft Campbell but I I know for a fact that you don't retire rope after any number of jumps. You look for signs of wear and other things .She doesn't know shit about rappelling and it is clear shes nuts. Oh and she has less hair hen Jean Luc Picard.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 26, 2013, 10:57:19 AM
She looks like Thomas Jefferson 
I think you have Jefferson confused with Ben Franklin.

Jefferson was a redhead as a younger man, and had a pretty much full head of hair in his portraits in later life.

Nutcase nadin is a dead ringer for Franklin from the neck up. Ben, of course, wasn't a fat dwarf.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 26, 2013, 11:02:45 AM
OK I know I only spent ten days in Air Assault School at Ft Campbell but I I know for a fact that you don't retire rope after any number of jumps. You look for signs of wear and other things .She doesn't know shit about rappelling and it is clear shes nuts.

You have to remember she was a mexican ninja.

Unlike the U.S. military, in mexico they have pretty much unlimited funds for equipment.

Everything is discarded after a single use.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: marv on March 26, 2013, 11:07:15 AM
Nadin's head looks like a pear with a face painted on it.....
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Kimberly on March 26, 2013, 02:19:04 PM
WTF?  The person in the red "Occupy" shirt directly in front of Nads looks like a man in a bad wig.

It probably is a man in a wig.   :p
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Ogre on March 26, 2013, 04:32:24 PM
I think you have Jefferson confused with Ben Franklin.

Jefferson was a redhead as a younger man, and had a pretty much full head of hair in his portraits in later life.

Nutcase nadin is a dead ringer for Franklin from the neck up. Ben, of course, wasn't a fat dwarf.

I have to agree, she looks more like Ben Franklin, but isn't nearly as smart or diplomatic.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 26, 2013, 04:34:27 PM
We have countless photos of the crazy bald dwarf, but I believe this is the first shot of The Good Rig.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 26, 2013, 05:05:19 PM
She looks like Thomas Jefferson    :???:

A short, fat Thomas Jefferson.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 26, 2013, 05:09:18 PM


I don't doubt it.  I've met that type of person.  Usually, they are simply sad, lonely yet, harmless people.  This fruit loop is a class all itself.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: BattleHymn on March 26, 2013, 05:26:56 PM
I think you have Jefferson confused with Ben Franklin.

Jefferson was a redhead as a younger man, and had a pretty much full head of hair in his portraits in later life.

Nutcase nadin is a dead ringer for Franklin from the neck up. Ben, of course, wasn't a fat dwarf.


The similarity is almost uncanny:



(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin_zpse6d1ab19.jpg)(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin2_zpsb9f275ad.jpg)

Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2013, 05:28:41 PM
Ben Franklin only discovered electricity after Nadin invented it.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Dblhaul on March 26, 2013, 08:14:23 PM
Nadin's head looks like a pear with a face painted on it.....

This.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Delmar on March 26, 2013, 09:05:02 PM
Mountaineering?  Nads couldn't make it up three flights of stairs.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Billiam Pitts on March 27, 2013, 01:30:35 PM
The similarity is almost uncanny:

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin_zpse6d1ab19.jpg)(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin2_zpsb9f275ad.jpg)


(http://www.burnsmcdblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/10-famous-engineers-223x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Wineslob on March 27, 2013, 01:57:14 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (117,630 posts)
29. Jesus, where to start for basic rope handling safety violations

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When doing rescue rappel we avoided doing the jumps...it is really not healthy for the rope.

Ok, if we had to, we did...I retired a rope after one of those. Trust me, it was not healthy for the rope, even though it looked fine...it was retired into segments it was cut to practice knot tying.

I guess we rescue workers are scaredy cats. This is reason 1 why I do not do anything involving a rope/ mountaineering gear that I have no personal contact to the handling log.

http://www.democraticunde...nd.com/10022566796#post40

Yeesh, so full of shit.

So Gnads, what rappel device were you using? A Figure 8, a rappel rack, etc........ and why would anyone be JUMPING during a rappel in such a way as to damage a rope? (IE the only thing that will retire a rope is a fall or abrasion/rope cover damage. ) Inquiring minds want to know.

Of wait, Dulfersitz method would explain the crotch burns and rope damage.


LIAR
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Texacon on March 27, 2013, 02:15:40 PM
The similarity is almost uncanny:



(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin_zpse6d1ab19.jpg)(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin2_zpsb9f275ad.jpg)



 :rotf:

^5!

KC
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Wineslob on March 27, 2013, 04:02:55 PM
The similarity is almost uncanny:



(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin_zpse6d1ab19.jpg)(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/franklin2_zpsb9f275ad.jpg)




The lack of frontal development is..................remarkable.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: BattleHymn on March 27, 2013, 04:37:13 PM

The lack of frontal development is..................remarkable.

You know, that was just a quick-and-dirty MS Paint operation, but let me tell you, nad's turkey gobble of a neck was giving me fits.  I had one mock up that fit better on the coin, but her neck fat resulted in the date changing to '962', rather than the '1962' it is.   
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Ree on March 27, 2013, 06:11:34 PM
That(whatever it is) is less likely to repel than I am.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: thundley4 on March 27, 2013, 07:20:48 PM
That(whatever it is) is less likely to repel than I am.

Ree, this is where spell check doesn't help.  I think you meant to use rappel  not repel.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 27, 2013, 07:36:00 PM

The lack of frontal development is..................remarkable.

The front parts of her brain and skull do seem to be missing.

An expert in phrenology like franksolich might be able to tell us if this is where humility resides in a normal brain.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Traveshamockery on March 27, 2013, 09:55:28 PM
Oh please.  I know I'm no skinny-minny, but how could a rope NOT break and be useless if Nads were using it to rappel? 
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: BattleHymn on March 27, 2013, 10:13:43 PM
Oh please.  I know I'm no skinny-minny, but how could a rope NOT break and be useless if Nads were using it to rappel?  

A three cord strand is not easily broken.

King Solomon must not have had a three foot tall bald dwarf in his harem.  Or maybe he did, which is why he included the word easily.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: CyborgPancake on March 27, 2013, 10:23:59 PM
Being a new member, this is my first time seeing a picture of nads. I figured the crazy bald dwarf was just a cruel nickname for a particularly stupid and rank liberal, but heavens almighty she is as bald, dwarfish, and crazy looking as the title implies!
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2013, 10:27:08 PM
Being a new member, this is my first time seeing a picture of nads. I figured the crazy bald dwarf was just a cruel nickname for a particularly stupid and rank liberal, but heavens almighty she is as bald, dwarfish, and crazy looking as the title implies!
nadinbrezinski makes Tyrion Lannister look like a compassionate human being.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2013, 10:33:15 PM

The lack of frontal development is..................remarkable.
It is frightening.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Big Dog on March 28, 2013, 07:54:44 AM
Big Dog's graphic demonstration of General Nads on a ropeline:

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/Puppy-playing-with-yo-yo_zps6fb6870a.gif)
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Big Dog on March 28, 2013, 08:03:46 AM

The lack of frontal development is..................remarkable.

"The microcephaly is strong in this one."

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/darth_vader_zpsf2718e65.jpg)

"Do I look like Gene Simmons? I think I do. Call me the 'Dark Lord of Love', bitches!"
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Gina on March 28, 2013, 10:30:11 AM
Being a new member, this is my first time seeing a picture of nads. I figured the crazy bald dwarf was just a cruel nickname for a particularly stupid and rank liberal, but heavens almighty she is as bald, dwarfish, and crazy looking as the title implies!

You will find that we are very accurate.
Title: Re: Nads talks ropes
Post by: Airwolf on March 28, 2013, 10:37:33 AM
nadinbrezinski makes Tyrion Lannister look like a compassionate human being.

At least Tyrion knows what he is doing.