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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2013, 04:37:13 PM »

The lack of frontal development is..................remarkable.

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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2013, 06:11:34 PM »
That(whatever it is) is less likely to repel than I am.
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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2013, 07:20:48 PM »
That(whatever it is) is less likely to repel than I am.

Ree, this is where spell check doesn't help.  I think you meant to use rappel  not repel.

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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2013, 07:36:00 PM »

The lack of frontal development is..................remarkable.

The front parts of her brain and skull do seem to be missing.

An expert in phrenology like franksolich might be able to tell us if this is where humility resides in a normal brain.

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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2013, 09:55:28 PM »
Oh please.  I know I'm no skinny-minny, but how could a rope NOT break and be useless if Nads were using it to rappel? 

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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2013, 10:13:43 PM »
Oh please.  I know I'm no skinny-minny, but how could a rope NOT break and be useless if Nads were using it to rappel?  

A three cord strand is not easily broken.

King Solomon must not have had a three foot tall bald dwarf in his harem.  Or maybe he did, which is why he included the word easily.
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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2013, 10:23:59 PM »
Being a new member, this is my first time seeing a picture of nads. I figured the crazy bald dwarf was just a cruel nickname for a particularly stupid and rank liberal, but heavens almighty she is as bald, dwarfish, and crazy looking as the title implies!

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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2013, 10:27:08 PM »
Being a new member, this is my first time seeing a picture of nads. I figured the crazy bald dwarf was just a cruel nickname for a particularly stupid and rank liberal, but heavens almighty she is as bald, dwarfish, and crazy looking as the title implies!
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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2013, 10:33:15 PM »

The lack of frontal development is..................remarkable.
It is frightening.
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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2013, 07:54:44 AM »
Big Dog's graphic demonstration of General Nads on a ropeline:

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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2013, 08:03:46 AM »

The lack of frontal development is..................remarkable.

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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2013, 10:30:11 AM »
Being a new member, this is my first time seeing a picture of nads. I figured the crazy bald dwarf was just a cruel nickname for a particularly stupid and rank liberal, but heavens almighty she is as bald, dwarfish, and crazy looking as the title implies!

You will find that we are very accurate.






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Re: Nads talks ropes
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2013, 10:37:33 AM »
nadinbrezinski makes Tyrion Lannister look like a compassionate human being.

At least Tyrion knows what he is doing.
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