Sounds like a crazy idea to me.
There is not much to study, crazy is crazy, especially liberal women on a dating site. Sometimes they lie, like most liberals. You might have an angry husband show up at your door.
Worse, the "Lady" showed up packing a Dick under her skirt.
Primitives are cheap bastards - most of them are unwilling to pay for anything themselves with their own money. Since dating services are quite expensive, and reimbursement is yet to be covered under Obamacare, there is only one place on the internet where one is guaranteed to find primitives looking for relationships.
Craigslist.
http://geo.craigslist.org/iso/us/ne
Trying Again - 35
Just like the headline says, I am looking for something real! I am in my middle 30's, I am as sweet as can be and have a heart of gold, but I am tired of all the head games, players, and the ones who think they can treat me any way they want. I want a nice, kind, sweet, caring, compassionate, loyal man who knows how to treat a lady, and are affectionate.
As you can tell I am not looking for a one night stand, or I would be posting in another section, I am also a curvy woman so if that turns you off I am not for you, I do agree physical attraction is important so when you reply please include a picture. I will return one with my reply.
I am not interested in married men or men who are currently with someone, it goes against everything I am.
I am looking for someone between the ages of 27-43.
Lets Get Out of the House! - 22
I need/want to make more friends and meet new people in the area. A relationship sounds good, but a new friend sounds just as good right now. I moved here a while ago for a job and it seems I just haven't met people in the amounts that I was hoping to. And by that I mean that I have no friends my age in this area. So, let's go have a beer and get to know each other!
About me: 22, college degree, smart, sarcastic, through, helpful, assertive, chatty, and stubborn. I redo furniture and cook, like working with livestock, and watch a lot of TV and movies. I read a fair amount, too. I'm 5'8" and wear a size 20. I think that there isn't near enough snow on the ground, since I would love to go play in the snow. When summer comes, at least back home, I am inseparable from the water. I have a kayak, and I could swim all day. My family and friends are important to me, and there is rarely a day that goes by that I don't call both my parents.
About you: at least over 21, older than me is preferred. It is sad that I have to mention this, but you need to have a car. Past that, be someone that is either outgoing, or someone who listens well enough to make this outgoing girl comfortable. Don't be someone that does drugs, including pot, and hopefully you won't smoke. The smoke and smell drives me nuts. Someone that likes country music would be nice. :)
Looking for a good ol boy - 38
Hey there. I'm new here and don't know anyone. I've been single for a year and am not looking to hook up but looking for my soul mate if that really exists. I know my wants in a man are going to sound rude but please know I know what I want and am not willing to settle. I'm looking for a hard working man, preferably over 6 foot, doesn't use drugs and really wants to get to know me, I will not text or email anything sexual because I can go to the local bar and get that.
I'm looking for something real! Kids are ok, as long as the ex isn't going to cause drama! Now about me I'm born and raised in so California, blonde green eyes 5"8 and 160 pounds. I was a derby doll for 10 years and am in pretty good shape. i enjoy the outdoors and sitting by a camp fire with a beer. Please put the month you were born in the subject line (cause I do believe in astrology) and I know who I get along with and whom I don't.
BBW seeking Valentine for LTR - 30
I can't believe I'm doing this, but I resolve that 2013 has SOMEONE out there that is worth spending time with, and my church doesn't have any singles my age. I'm going to be blunt with what I want, and I hope this works.
• Have a career -- I have worked VERY hard on mine, so I find goal-oriented men HOT
• Live within an hour of here -- Even though long-distance relationships have its benefits (anticipation, great nookie, etc), I am really interested in someone local to spend time with, doing life's mundane tasks with
• Gentlemanly -- I enjoy having my door opened for me, my hand held, and "protected", I enjoy romance and being "wooed"
• Tall'ish -- I'm 5'8", so please be as tall or taller ... the taller the better!
• Good hygiene -- showers and brushing teeth are a MUST
• Tobacco Free -- I'm allergic to smoke, and let's face it, chewing is just GROSS
• Be Age Appropriate - I am usually attracted to older men, so please be between 30-45
• Finds intelligent BBW attractive -- I'm working on getting healthier, but I still Chunky Dunk instead of Skinny Dip. If you can't find big women attractive, thanks for your time, and happy hunting!
I'm looking for a LTR, not a NSA (I have BOBs for that), and if you're married, please don't reply. I've been the "other woman" before, and can't do that again. I'm looking to get to know someone to be their valentine, and hopefully have it turn into a serious relationship.
fun guys wanted - 33
I am an attractive single female lookn for someone fun to hang out with and see where it goes.lookn for someone between ages 25 to 40..a lil description of me I have red hair and green eyes and average build.lookn for someone who likes to go out,movies,concerts,boating,4wheeln..who's pretty much up for anything.if that's u hit me up:)
BBW=Big Beautiful Woman.
Just a comment, these women want men who are goal oriented and have careers, I don't think men like that would be posting on Craigslist Personals.
Is a woman 5'8" and wears a size 20 a petite woman?
No, not petite at all, petite is someone of smaller stature, someone who's short and I would think weight appropriate, not sure if they make large sizes for women who are petite stature-wise.
Okay, the femme in real life is size 8, give or take a little tad bit either way. She's 5'9". I've never inquired her exact weight, but she's liftable. But whatever; she's ideal, perfect in every proportion.
Now, since I'm looking for a primitive femme, size doesn't matter, although it's reasonable to suspect that primitive femmes tend to be, uh, rather large, along the lines of the LynneSin primitive or Big Bertha.
I think only one of these first five applicants even remotely is a primitive, given the location. But as I'm new to the internet-matching thing, this right now's kind of a first-dip-into-the-water. I'll learn the ropes, but not in one day or one week.
You're not homophobic, not an ableist, and if you are a republican you support pro choice.
Q. I’m 45 and never married though a survivor of many relationships. I’m not petty — I can handle it if a guy is shorter, fatter, poorer, bald, etc. But I’ve recently met someone I’m wildly attracted to and there is a problem — major! I’m half laughing, half crying as I write this. He’s a diehard Republican; I’m an Obama girl. Clearly our politics are miles apart. Whenever he brings up the election I want to scream but settle for closing his mouth with a kiss. When the chemistry fades, is the relationship doomed to fall apart?— Ellen
A. So you’d prefer he were a bankrupt, pot-bellied midget rather than a McCain supporter! In this heated climate, as the election finally heads toward its swan song, many singles (especially women) maintain strong negative feelings about dating outside their party, according to Washington-based psychotherapist Toni Coleman, LCSW. The founder of the dating advice site Consum-mate.com, Coleman (herself an independent who supports Obama and is married to a staunch Republican) explains, "There seems to be an underlying belief that the values held by these two parties are very different."
A difference in worldviews broke up Katie Clarkson’s year-long bipartisan relationship. The 40-year-old New Jersey graphic artist shudders as she recalls, "I justified dating him because he classified himself as a Libertarian. But I dumped him after it became painfully clear there was a fundamental chasm in the ways we [each] view our neighbors and our responsibility toward them — he lives the lifestyle of a privileged white male — which became increasingly difficult to reconcile given the worsening situation in this country."
Can’t blue and red singles ever all just get along? In Obama-speak: Yes we can. A January 2008 survey by the social networking site Engage.com found that 85 percent of those polled are open to dating someone outside their party. Indeed, ardent Democrat Elaine Cole prides herself on subscribing to a "Republicans Are People, Too" philosophy. The divorced 50-year-old Texas events manager is currently dating someone from the other camp. She explains, "As long as you agree to disagree and not try to pound your ideologies down the other’s throat, the relationship can last." Most important: Keep your sense of humor. "I invited him to come over to watch Obama’s acceptance speech. We both got a good laugh out of that and made a date for a movie the following week." Still, despite the concerted effort the couple expend to respect one another, she admits, "It’s sometimes hard to stay calm."
Harder perhaps for Democrats? The Engage.com survey discovered that single Republicans cop to fewer qualms about crossing party lines for romance. Engage.com VP Trish McDermott says, "The issues that might potentially divide a couple may feel more pressing to Democrats. A Republican can believe in less government control yet want to kiss someone who feels the opposite."
Another possible reason for this divide is offered by political consultant James Carville: "Democrats are hotter!" Carville, the former President Clinton operative is of course married to Mary Matalin, former counselor to Vice President Cheney. Carville and Matalin’s passion for politics and their respective party positions has translated into an uber-successful "mixed" marriage.
The political may be personal, but the only way to make a relationship between ideological opposites work is to not personalize the differences between you. Debating is fine; disagreeing, also acceptable. Personally incorrect behavior would be straying into emotional territory by attacking each other’s beliefs.
I've never inquired her exact weight, but she's liftable. But whatever; she's ideal, perfect in every proportion.
Okay, the femme in real life is size 8, give or take a little tad bit either way. She's 5'9". I've never inquired her exact weight, but she's liftable. But whatever; she's ideal, perfect in every proportion.
Now, since I'm looking for a primitive femme, size doesn't matter, although it's reasonable to suspect that primitive femmes tend to be, uh, rather large, along the lines of the LynneSin primitive or Big Bertha.
I think only one of these first five applicants even remotely is a primitive, given the location. But as I'm new to the internet-matching thing, this right now's kind of a first-dip-into-the-water. I'll learn the ropes, but not in one day or one week.
Made me laugh! Love it. :-)
:lmao: If my hubby were to run off tomorrow with a pole dancer then I would advertise myself as____
Single, getting long in the tooth, the one I have left. Have steady income, hate kids and like pets as long as someone else cleans up after them.
Enjoy cooking but not housework, don't need a TV, or radio, I post allot of wierd stuff. Do not like dining out or the movies. I do not socialise with others but enjoy the Internet.
Looking for a one legged fat man, one that will be greatfull to have anykind of woman around. If you are looking for a Granny Clampet I am your girl.
Frank, for your primitive study, I vote for the gardening lady with the tatoo. She doesn't look like the cuddly type, (with men anyway), not into fluffy stuff or superficial material things, hard worker, independent and she has dimples. :-)
Well, she has to be reasonably light, given her "profession" in the "fine arts" as a dance and theater arts instructor--part of the Johnny Carson influence and industry here. If you've never seen gaillards, voltas, danses, pavanes, allemands, you'll have to take my word for it--they're very vigorous.
However, given the ever-more-gloomy economic prospects, all this fine arts stuff is likely to fall off to the wayside as people scramble for real work to get bread and shelter.
But her personal prospects aren't that bad; she knows how to sew, and if worse comes to worse, she could make a living as a seamstress. Always sewing, always stitching, always hemming, she is. Mostly renaissance-era costumes, but some of which (blouses) she uses as everyday attire too.
An easy person for whom to buy a Christmas present--a single long-stemmed white rose with five $100 gift cards from Hobby Lobby; she's such a good customer they even special-order fabrics for her.
Frank, for your primitive study, I vote for the gardening lady with the tatoo. She doesn't look like the cuddly typeThat's DUmmy mopinko.
• Live within an hour of here -- Even though long-distance relationships have its benefits (anticipation, great nookie, etc)No great nookie if you live nearby?
I dunno; I'm rather fond of the twins in the last photograph.
Not two at once; I don't swing that way. But one or the other.
franksolich, why don't you go straight to the source? Register at the DUmp under a new username, and post a message seeking Ms. DU for an online relationship.
It would be epic, like the Odyssey!
Seems like you Frank have a serious hard on for a female that you admire. Imagination can become a powerfull thing.
If after some time the female, -----a year or so,---- the female has no desire to share your bed and bath, time to figure you have a soul mate and not a life mate.
Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.
Could you elaborate, please?
Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.
Could you elaborate, please?
Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.
Could you elaborate, please?
Trying to date a liberal just to do a case study might really end up breaking a girls heart or blow her expectations of a true relationship. I don't think I could do that to anyone.
I'm thinking about placing a craigslist advertisement myself; no falsehoods in it other than that I prefer "progressive Democrat 0bamaite chicks" (or somesuch terminology); that would deter the innocent and attract the guilty.Hit it and quit it?
Hit it and quit it?
Well, that's why I'm queasy about it, but science must advance, go forward.
Being a nice, sensitive guy, I do have boundaries, and some of these lonely-hearts advertisements are true tear-jerkers.
So I'm contemplating a change in strategy here, one less likely to wound an innocent woman.
I'm thinking about placing a craigslist advertisement myself; no falsehoods in it other than that I prefer "progressive Democrat 0bamaite chicks" (or somesuch terminology); that would deter the innocent and attract the guilty.
Trying Again - 35
Just like the headline says, I am looking for something real! I am in my middle 30's, I am as sweet as can be and have a heart of gold, but I am tired of all the head games, players, and the ones who think they can treat me any way they want. I want a nice, kind, sweet, caring, compassionate, loyal man who knows how to treat a lady, and are affectionate.
As you can tell I am not looking for a one night stand, or I would be posting in another section, I am also a curvy woman so if that turns you off I am not for you, I do agree physical attraction is important so when you reply please include a picture. I will return one with my reply.
I am not interested in married men or men who are currently with someone, it goes against everything I am.
I am looking for someone between the ages of 27-43.
Sounds like she's looking for a puppy.
Cindie
:lmao:
I decided against doing this.
I read more advertisements on craigslist from other locations, and there seems a lot of lonely or twisted women out there.....but at least in the listings for Nebraska, South Dakota, and western Iowa, they don't seem to be primitive women.
Not a prospect among all of them.
There's the moral quandary too; I'd enjoy far too much of an advantage, doing it via the internet, and uneven contests aren't sporting.
<<<has reputation for good clean sportsmanship.
In real life, it would be more even, because the primitive woman would be able to see what I'm up to.
So I'm putting this idea on the shelf, and resuming looking around for a primitive in real life.
Sounds like a good idea.
There are a lot of ladies out there that have been in bad situations and even just an email from a nice guy like you could really get their hopes up. There also are a lot of women out there that are not political at all, they have no clue what is going on in the political world. They might vote, but that is about it. Even if they vote left, they are not wearing DU t shirts.
If I may chime in here as I have the unique job and location that puts me inside primitive's homes on a daily basis for the last 38 years. After all that interaction and being able to view the inside of their homes, something only available to other primitives I should think. I have had many conversations where I play the moderate and try to figure out why they think the way they do. One thing that stands out is when I put forth a good fact filled common sense opinion their eyes always glaze over and the subject changes! I truly believe they have a mental disorder and I find them mostly to be violent under the skin. Very many are just whacked out on drugs or something and totally detached in their little cocoon.
When I lived in Omaha, and for a while after I moved away, I was friends with an authentic bona fide primitive from Skins's island. I haven't seen her around, in both real life or on Skins's island for ages now (this was ten and more years ago). She was 32 years old at the time, and weighed ten pounds for each year of her life. She was riding the social security disability gravy train because of "depression."
She always kept the shades down and the curtains closed; the only times she went out was to spend her welfare cash at Wal-Mart. She was a packrat, and her house (which she'd inherited from her parents) was always a mess. She had two cats, and if I could've, I would've swiped them, because they lived in abysmally filthy conditions.
She was on a jihad at the time, angry because Alphonse Capote Gore had tried to steal Florida, and failed.
As I said, it's been years now, but given her state of health as it was then, with all that waterlogged weight, it's reasonable to assume the odds are pretty fair she's no longer in this time and place.
That's been the only real primitive I've observed close-up. The neighbor's wife's late aunt from Kansas City doesn't count, because although she was very much like the subway cat (which is why the neighbor used to pick her up, and then take her back, under the cover of darkness at night), she wasn't really literate enough to hang around Skins's island.
I've of course had ancient hippies camping here during the summer, but in my cursory contacts with them, I've never inquired if they hung around Skins's island. This year, I think I will inquire.
When I lived in Omaha, and for a while after I moved away, I was friends with an authentic bona fide primitive from Skins's island. I haven't seen her around, in both real life or on Skins's island for ages now (this was ten and more years ago). She was 32 years old at the time, and weighed ten pounds for each year of her life. She was riding the social security disability gravy train because of "depression."Oh, you've met my wife? :whistling:
She always kept the shades down and the curtains closed; the only times she went out was to spend her welfare cash at Wal-Mart. She was a packrat, and her house (which she'd inherited from her parents) was always a mess. She had two cats, and if I could've, I would've swiped them, because they lived in abysmally filthy conditions.
She was on a jihad at the time, angry because Alphonse Capote Gore had tried to steal Florida, and failed.
As I said, it's been years now, but given her state of health as it was then, with all that waterlogged weight, it's reasonable to assume the odds are pretty fair she's no longer in this time and place.
That's been the only real primitive I've observed close-up. The neighbor's wife's late aunt from Kansas City doesn't count, because although she was very much like the subway cat (which is why the neighbor used to pick her up, and then take her back, under the cover of darkness at night), she wasn't really literate enough to hang around Skins's island.
I've of course had ancient hippies camping here during the summer, but in my cursory contacts with them, I've never inquired if they hung around Skins's island. This year, I think I will inquire.