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Title: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 03, 2013, 04:22:18 AM
The babbling sister primitive gave me an idea, when she bemoaned that she couldn’t nab a man through one of the internet dating services.  Of course, if she lost about 200 pounds and brightened up her personality, that wouldn’t be a problem for her in real life.

Anyway.

Now, I’m not fond of internet “relationships;” I’ve never had one myself, but those I know about had by others, never turned out well. 

And as such, I’ve never used one of those services.

franksolich is utterly monogamous--although it can be irksome at times--and has no desire, no desire at all, to hitch up with another woman…..especially one on the internet.  What I have, I’m eminently satisfied with.

However, due to my utter failure at finding a primitive to evaluate and study in real life, I’m now wondering if something like it could be done via the internet.  The deal is, I dunno how to go about it--especially how to go about finding an internet matching-service popular with the primitives.

Any ideas?  Anyone?

Being franksolich, there’s no way in Hell I can be on the internet anything other than what I am in real life, so I don’t plan to lie or exaggerate; I’ll just lay out the facts about who and what I am.

Of course, one’s not obligated to tell everything; in fact, I’ve always prided myself in having it down to a fine art, sharing as little of myself as possible while giving the other person the impression I’m sharing it all.

So I wouldn’t lie or exaggerate, but I’d omit.

I need to find an internet matching-service popular with primitives, and there is one de rigueur requirement--no way in Hell can I handle “cuddly” women, and so I want to avoid that.  franksolich is not a “cuddly” sort of person.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: RobJohnson on February 03, 2013, 04:40:41 AM
Sounds like a crazy idea to me.

There is not much to study, crazy is crazy, especially liberal women on a dating site. Sometimes they lie, like most liberals. You might have an angry husband show up at your door.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: vesta111 on February 03, 2013, 05:32:53 AM
Sounds like a crazy idea to me.

There is not much to study, crazy is crazy, especially liberal women on a dating site. Sometimes they lie, like most liberals. You might have an angry husband show up at your door.

Worse, the "Lady" showed up packing a Dick under her skirt. 
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 03, 2013, 06:10:19 AM
Worse, the "Lady" showed up packing a Dick under her skirt. 

H5 for this, vesta, because Occam's Razor pretty much agrees with you.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: miskie on February 03, 2013, 06:55:23 AM
Primitives are cheap bastards - most of them are unwilling to pay for anything themselves with their own money. Since dating services are quite expensive, and reimbursement is yet to be covered under Obamacare, there is only one place on the internet where one is guaranteed to find primitives looking for relationships.

Craigslist.


http://geo.craigslist.org/iso/us/ne


Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 03, 2013, 07:10:15 AM
Primitives are cheap bastards - most of them are unwilling to pay for anything themselves with their own money. Since dating services are quite expensive, and reimbursement is yet to be covered under Obamacare, there is only one place on the internet where one is guaranteed to find primitives looking for relationships.

Craigslist.

http://geo.craigslist.org/iso/us/ne

Okay, I will check that out.  With care and caution.

By the way, I don't suppose it's necessary to point out that if anything happens, it'll be posted here in the DUmpster, excepting things of a confidential nature (name, address, picture of primitive, whatnot).
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Ballygrl on February 03, 2013, 08:13:19 AM
Something like this frank?

Join now and meet Democratic singles near you

http://www.democraticpeoplemeet.com/?sid=124&afid=GG1147&st=dating%20democrat&ds=&stype=std&cid=2333759246&agn=A-Democratic&gclid=CKuXtpepmrUCFUQw4AodDjEATg
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 03, 2013, 08:35:58 AM

Personal details censored out, sorry.

applicant #01:

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Trying Again - 35

Just like the headline says, I am looking for something real! I am in my middle 30's, I am as sweet as can be and have a heart of gold, but I am tired of all the head games, players, and the ones who think they can treat me any way they want. I want a nice, kind, sweet, caring, compassionate, loyal man who knows how to treat a lady, and are affectionate.

As you can tell I am not looking for a one night stand, or I would be posting in another section, I am also a curvy woman so if that turns you off I am not for you, I do agree physical attraction is important so when you reply please include a picture. I will return one with my reply.

I am not interested in married men or men who are currently with someone, it goes against everything I am.
I am looking for someone between the ages of 27-43.

applicant #02:

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Lets Get Out of the House! - 22

I need/want to make more friends and meet new people in the area. A relationship sounds good, but a new friend sounds just as good right now. I moved here a while ago for a job and it seems I just haven't met people in the amounts that I was hoping to. And by that I mean that I have no friends my age in this area. So, let's go have a beer and get to know each other!
 
About me: 22, college degree, smart, sarcastic, through, helpful, assertive, chatty, and stubborn. I redo furniture and cook, like working with livestock, and watch a lot of TV and movies. I read a fair amount, too. I'm 5'8" and wear a size 20. I think that there isn't near enough snow on the ground, since I would love to go play in the snow. When summer comes, at least back home, I am inseparable from the water. I have a kayak, and I could swim all day. My family and friends are important to me, and there is rarely a day that goes by that I don't call both my parents.

About you: at least over 21, older than me is preferred. It is sad that I have to mention this, but you need to have a car. Past that, be someone that is either outgoing, or someone who listens well enough to make this outgoing girl comfortable. Don't be someone that does drugs, including pot, and hopefully you won't smoke. The smoke and smell drives me nuts. Someone that likes country music would be nice. :)

applicant #03:

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Looking for a good ol boy - 38

Hey there. I'm new here and don't know anyone. I've been single for a year and am not looking to hook up but looking for my soul mate if that really exists. I know my wants in a man are going to sound rude but please know I know what I want and am not willing to settle. I'm looking for a hard working man, preferably over 6 foot, doesn't use drugs and really wants to get to know me, I will not text or email anything sexual because I can go to the local bar and get that.

I'm looking for something real! Kids are ok, as long as the ex isn't going to cause drama! Now about me I'm born and raised in so California, blonde green eyes 5"8 and 160 pounds. I was a derby doll for 10 years and am in pretty good shape. i enjoy the outdoors and sitting by a camp fire with a beer. Please put the month you were born in the subject line (cause I do believe in astrology) and I know who I get along with and whom I don't.

applicant #04:

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BBW seeking Valentine for LTR - 30

I can't believe I'm doing this, but I resolve that 2013 has SOMEONE out there that is worth spending time with, and my church doesn't have any singles my age. I'm going to be blunt with what I want, and I hope this works.

• Have a career -- I have worked VERY hard on mine, so I find goal-oriented men HOT
• Live within an hour of here -- Even though long-distance relationships have its benefits (anticipation, great nookie, etc), I am really interested in someone local to spend time with, doing life's mundane tasks with
• Gentlemanly -- I enjoy having my door opened for me, my hand held, and "protected", I enjoy romance and being "wooed"
• Tall'ish -- I'm 5'8", so please be as tall or taller ... the taller the better!
• Good hygiene -- showers and brushing teeth are a MUST
• Tobacco Free -- I'm allergic to smoke, and let's face it, chewing is just GROSS
• Be Age Appropriate - I am usually attracted to older men, so please be between 30-45
• Finds intelligent BBW attractive -- I'm working on getting healthier, but I still Chunky Dunk instead of Skinny Dip. If you can't find big women attractive, thanks for your time, and happy hunting!

I'm looking for a LTR, not a NSA (I have BOBs for that), and if you're married, please don't reply. I've been the "other woman" before, and can't do that again. I'm looking to get to know someone to be their valentine, and hopefully have it turn into a serious relationship.

Anybody know what a "BBW" is?

applicant #05:

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fun guys wanted - 33

I am an attractive single female lookn for someone fun to hang out with and see where it goes.lookn for someone between ages 25 to 40..a lil description of me I have red hair and green eyes and average build.lookn for someone who likes to go out,movies,concerts,boating,4wheeln..who's pretty much up for anything.if that's u hit me up:)

There's lots more, but I have to digest all this, ruminate upon it, mull it over.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Ballygrl on February 03, 2013, 08:46:53 AM
BBW=Big Beautiful Woman.

Just a comment, these women want men who are goal oriented and have careers, I don't think men like that would be posting on Craigslist Personals.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 03, 2013, 08:49:27 AM
BBW=Big Beautiful Woman.

Just a comment, these women want men who are goal oriented and have careers, I don't think men like that would be posting on Craigslist Personals.

Well, this is Nebraska craigslist, remember.

It might be difficult to find a femme primitive here.

Is a woman 5'8" and wears a size 20 a petite woman?
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Ballygrl on February 03, 2013, 08:52:55 AM
Is a woman 5'8" and wears a size 20 a petite woman?

No, not petite at all, petite is someone of smaller stature, someone who's short and I would think weight appropriate, not sure if they make large sizes for women who are petite stature-wise.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Ballygrl on February 03, 2013, 09:00:27 AM
I went to the Craigslist Personals and wow those people are angry! What the heck do they expect? they're posting an ad on Craigslist and they really think their comments like "don't reply if you don't fit any of my wants" etc. will actually keep horny guys away?
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 03, 2013, 09:00:55 AM
No, not petite at all, petite is someone of smaller stature, someone who's short and I would think weight appropriate, not sure if they make large sizes for women who are petite stature-wise.

Okay, the femme in real life is size 8, give or take a little tad bit either way.  She's 5'9".  I've never inquired her exact weight, but she's liftable.  But whatever; she's ideal, perfect in every proportion.

Now, since I'm looking for a primitive femme, size doesn't matter, although it's reasonable to suspect that primitive femmes tend to be, uh, rather large, along the lines of the LynneSin primitive or Big Bertha.

I think only one of these first five applicants even remotely is a primitive, given the location.  But as I'm new to the internet-matching thing, this right now's kind of a first-dip-into-the-water.  I'll learn the ropes, but not in one day or one week.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Ballygrl on February 03, 2013, 09:08:52 AM
Okay, the femme in real life is size 8, give or take a little tad bit either way.  She's 5'9".  I've never inquired her exact weight, but she's liftable.  But whatever; she's ideal, perfect in every proportion.

Now, since I'm looking for a primitive femme, size doesn't matter, although it's reasonable to suspect that primitive femmes tend to be, uh, rather large, along the lines of the LynneSin primitive or Big Bertha.

I think only one of these first five applicants even remotely is a primitive, given the location.  But as I'm new to the internet-matching thing, this right now's kind of a first-dip-into-the-water.  I'll learn the ropes, but not in one day or one week.

Not sure if people advertise their political leanings though on Craigslist.

Just did a search with the word "Democrat" and only 1 ad came up. Oh jeez, just did a search with the term "Republican" and this came up:

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You're not homophobic, not an ableist, and if you are a republican you support pro choice.


So how many great men has she passed up because he might be pro-life? and not an ableist?

Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Ballygrl on February 03, 2013, 09:15:54 AM
Hey frank, did Sarah write this letter?

http://www.more.com/relationships/dating-sex-love/democrat-dating-republican-can-it-last

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Q. I’m 45 and never married though a survivor of many relationships. I’m not petty — I can handle it if a guy is shorter, fatter, poorer, bald, etc. But I’ve recently met someone I’m wildly attracted to and there is a problem — major! I’m half laughing, half crying as I write this. He’s a diehard Republican; I’m an Obama girl. Clearly our politics are miles apart. Whenever he brings up the election I want to scream but settle for closing his mouth with a kiss. When the chemistry fades, is the relationship doomed to fall apart?— Ellen

A. So you’d prefer he were a bankrupt, pot-bellied midget rather than a McCain supporter! In this heated climate, as the election finally heads toward its swan song, many singles (especially women) maintain strong negative feelings about dating outside their party, according to Washington-based psychotherapist Toni Coleman, LCSW. The founder of the dating advice site Consum-mate.com, Coleman (herself an independent who supports Obama and is married to a staunch Republican) explains, "There seems to be an underlying belief that the values held by these two parties are very different."

A difference in worldviews broke up Katie Clarkson’s year-long bipartisan relationship. The 40-year-old New Jersey graphic artist shudders as she recalls, "I justified dating him because he classified himself as a Libertarian. But I dumped him after it became painfully clear there was a fundamental chasm in the ways we [each] view our neighbors and our responsibility toward them — he lives the lifestyle of a privileged white male — which became increasingly difficult to reconcile given the worsening situation in this country."

Can’t blue and red singles ever all just get along? In Obama-speak: Yes we can. A January 2008 survey by the social networking site Engage.com found that 85 percent of those polled are open to dating someone outside their party. Indeed, ardent Democrat Elaine Cole prides herself on subscribing to a "Republicans Are People, Too" philosophy. The divorced 50-year-old Texas events manager is currently dating someone from the other camp. She explains, "As long as you agree to disagree and not try to pound your ideologies down the other’s throat, the relationship can last." Most important: Keep your sense of humor. "I invited him to come over to watch Obama’s acceptance speech. We both got a good laugh out of that and made a date for a movie the following week." Still, despite the concerted effort the couple expend to respect one another, she admits, "It’s sometimes hard to stay calm."

Harder perhaps for Democrats? The Engage.com survey discovered that single Republicans cop to fewer qualms about crossing party lines for romance. Engage.com VP Trish McDermott says, "The issues that might potentially divide a couple may feel more pressing to Democrats. A Republican can believe in less government control yet want to kiss someone who feels the opposite."

Another possible reason for this divide is offered by political consultant James Carville: "Democrats are hotter!" Carville, the former President Clinton operative is of course married to Mary Matalin, former counselor to Vice President Cheney. Carville and Matalin’s passion for politics and their respective party positions has translated into an uber-successful "mixed" marriage.

The political may be personal, but the only way to make a relationship between ideological opposites work is to not personalize the differences between you. Debating is fine; disagreeing, also acceptable. Personally incorrect behavior would be straying into emotional territory by attacking each other’s beliefs.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: longview on February 03, 2013, 09:26:31 AM
 I've never inquired her exact weight, but she's liftable.  But whatever; she's ideal, perfect in every proportion.


Made me laugh!  Love it.  :-)
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: vesta111 on February 03, 2013, 09:37:12 AM
Okay, the femme in real life is size 8, give or take a little tad bit either way.  She's 5'9".  I've never inquired her exact weight, but she's liftable.  But whatever; she's ideal, perfect in every proportion.

Now, since I'm looking for a primitive femme, size doesn't matter, although it's reasonable to suspect that primitive femmes tend to be, uh, rather large, along the lines of the LynneSin primitive or Big Bertha.

I think only one of these first five applicants even remotely is a primitive, given the location.  But as I'm new to the internet-matching thing, this right now's kind of a first-dip-into-the-water.  I'll learn the ropes, but not in one day or one week.

 :lmao:  If my hubby were to run off tomorrow with a pole dancer then I would advertise myself as____

Single,  getting long in the tooth, the one I have left.     Have steady income, hate kids and like pets as long as someone else cleans up after them.

Enjoy cooking but not housework,  don't need a TV,  or radio, I read allot of wierd stuff.   Do not like dining out or the movies.  I do not socialise with others but enjoy the Internet.  

Looking for a one legged fat man,  one that will be greatfull to have anykind of woman around.  If you are looking for a Granny Clampet I am your girl.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Ballygrl on February 03, 2013, 09:40:14 AM
:lmao: vesta!
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 03, 2013, 09:52:16 AM
Made me laugh!  Love it.  :-)

Well, she has to be reasonably light, given her "profession" in the "fine arts" as a dance and theater arts instructor--part of the Johnny Carson influence and industry here.  If you've never seen gaillards, voltas, danses, pavanes, allemands, you'll have to take my word for it--they're very vigorous.

However, given the ever-more-gloomy economic prospects, all this fine arts stuff is likely to fall off to the wayside as people scramble for real work to get bread and shelter.

But her personal prospects aren't that bad; she knows how to sew, and if worse comes to worse, she could make a living as a seamstress.  Always sewing, always stitching, always hemming, she is.  Mostly renaissance-era costumes, but some of which (blouses) she uses as everyday attire too.

An easy person for whom to buy a Christmas present--a single long-stemmed white rose with five $100 gift cards from Hobby Lobby; she's such a good customer they even special-order fabrics for her.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 03, 2013, 10:40:38 AM

Okay, vesta dear, these are a good idea of the sort of primitive femme I'm looking for.

For strictly a hands-off internet "relationship," of course.

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/01-103_zps3c5c005f.jpg)

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/02-103_zps7c470590.jpg)

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/03-103_zps091834db.jpg)

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/04-103_zpsd136e33b.jpg)

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/05-103_zps19b587c3.jpg)

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/06-103_zpsecb83bdd.jpg)

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/08-103_zpsc4a6420a.jpg)

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/09-103_zpsa27e7f93.jpg)

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/10-103_zpscd5fc2c2.jpg)

(http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t374/primitiveland/11-103_zps76b9a500.jpg)

Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Freeper on February 03, 2013, 10:46:43 AM
:lmao:  If my hubby were to run off tomorrow with a pole dancer then I would advertise myself as____

Single,  getting long in the tooth, the one I have left.     Have steady income, hate kids and like pets as long as someone else cleans up after them.

Enjoy cooking but not housework,  don't need a TV,  or radio, I post allot of wierd stuff.   Do not like dining out or the movies.  I do not socialise with others but enjoy the Internet.  

Looking for a one legged fat man,  one that will be greatfull to have anykind of woman around.  If you are looking for a Granny Clampet I am your girl.

It needed one small fix, my dear Vesta.

 :-)
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Freeper on February 03, 2013, 10:47:46 AM

Find two more Frank and we can make a calender for 2014, the moonbat ladies of the DUmp.
 :rotf:
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Dori on February 03, 2013, 11:06:00 AM
Frank, for your primitive study, I vote for the gardening lady with the tatoo.  She doesn't look like the cuddly type, (with men anyway), not into fluffy stuff or superficial material things, hard worker, independent and she has dimples.   :-)
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 03, 2013, 11:12:39 AM
Frank, for your primitive study, I vote for the gardening lady with the tatoo.  She doesn't look like the cuddly type, (with men anyway), not into fluffy stuff or superficial material things, hard worker, independent and she has dimples.   :-)

I dunno; I'm rather fond of the twins in the last photograph.

Not two at once; I don't swing that way.  But one or the other.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: jtyangel on February 03, 2013, 11:50:37 AM
Well, she has to be reasonably light, given her "profession" in the "fine arts" as a dance and theater arts instructor--part of the Johnny Carson influence and industry here.  If you've never seen gaillards, voltas, danses, pavanes, allemands, you'll have to take my word for it--they're very vigorous.

However, given the ever-more-gloomy economic prospects, all this fine arts stuff is likely to fall off to the wayside as people scramble for real work to get bread and shelter.

But her personal prospects aren't that bad; she knows how to sew, and if worse comes to worse, she could make a living as a seamstress.  Always sewing, always stitching, always hemming, she is.  Mostly renaissance-era costumes, but some of which (blouses) she uses as everyday attire too.

An easy person for whom to buy a Christmas present--a single long-stemmed white rose with five $100 gift cards from Hobby Lobby; she's such a good customer they even special-order fabrics for her.

Your femme is practically BEG lol
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 03, 2013, 01:09:50 PM
Frank, for your primitive study, I vote for the gardening lady with the tatoo.  She doesn't look like the cuddly type
That's DUmmy mopinko.

Definitely not the cuddly type, she suffers from nearly every disease known to medical and veterinary science.

And what's up with this one?
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• Live within an hour of here -- Even though long-distance relationships have its benefits (anticipation, great nookie, etc)
No great nookie if you live nearby?

It's really sad, though, that nearly every ad is placed by a lonely fat woman.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: vesta111 on February 03, 2013, 02:50:45 PM
I dunno; I'm rather fond of the twins in the last photograph.

Not two at once; I don't swing that way.  But one or the other.

Not one of those woman matched me Frank, I weigh 110 and we would have to get real friendly to see my Tattoos.

I have found that men want  a girlfriend that is slim and trim but marry the woman with allot of meat on their bones.

Must go back century's when woman with wide hips were the child birthing kind.  Skinny woman tended to die young leaving the father with a brood of youngsters to care for.

So what do you care if a female is a Lib or Conservative ???  You were blessed with a physical problem  few men get in that you have never gone nuts being nagged to death.   No dreaded MIL to yack on you for what you should do for her precious daughter.

Think about it all insults go unheard, no hard feelings.    You may be truly blessed that your ego can go on in life without nasty words known.   No self doubt and feelings of having to defend your self.

Beleve me Frank there are thousands of married men out out there that would change places with you in a heart beat. To be able to go on in life with not hearing the slings and barbs aimed at them from the world.

Just find  woman that can put up with you and you can put up with her, so she runs naked under the full moon
 and worships cats----as long as she is there for you , cares about you , why worry about about her  and her political  ideas.

We live just just once,  When the time comes comes  grab it, and find a free ride to the stramge and new world   
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 03, 2013, 03:39:04 PM
Ava? She's most likely single.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Big Dog on February 03, 2013, 07:56:56 PM
franksolich, why don't you go straight to the source? Register at the DUmp under a new username, and post a message seeking Ms. DU for an online relationship.

It would be epic, like the Odyssey!
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 04, 2013, 05:04:06 AM
franksolich, why don't you go straight to the source? Register at the DUmp under a new username, and post a message seeking Ms. DU for an online relationship.

It would be epic, like the Odyssey!

Yeah, sort of like what the O'Dorkio primitive used to do in the Lounge, until his wife made him cut it out.

That is a possibility, and a very sensible one, but on the other hand it would take a lot of work, and I really don't plan to put too much labor into this.

There's things I do that have high priority, and other things that have low priority; this is one of the latter.

I look at it the same way I look at golf.  As you know, golf is perhaps the most popular sport around here up on the roof of Nebraska, and even in the deep interior of the Sandhills.  But golf isn't anything that rocks my chair, rows my boat, pushes my buttons.

However, because I like being a part of human society, I indulge in it when I have to.  But because I can't participate in the chitchattery and social intercourse that takes place, and because I'm a lone wolf, I just go along, letting everybody serious about it play ahead of me, while I about two holes behind just aimlessly hit balls.

I experiment a lot, play around a lot, I try this thing and that thing, but I'm not serious about it.  I'm just burning up the clock until those with me who are serious about the game, get done at the eighteenth hole.

It has happened once in a while though, that I randomly by sheer chance and accident launch off a shot that would impress a professional.  It doesn't happen often, but it does happen.

I look at this enterprise in the same way; it's too much to expect anything, but on the other hand, once in a great while something does happen.

<<<am too old to take life seriously any more.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: vesta111 on February 04, 2013, 07:22:48 AM

Seems like you Frank have a serious hard on for a female that you admire.   Imagination can become a powerfull thing.

If after some time the female, -----a year or so,---- the female has no desire to share your bed and bath, time to figure you have a soul mate and not a life mate.      
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 04, 2013, 07:24:17 AM
Seems like you Frank have a serious hard on for a female that you admire.   Imagination can become a powerfull thing.

If after some time the female, -----a year or so,---- the female has no desire to share your bed and bath, time to figure you have a soul mate and not a life mate.      

Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.

Could you elaborate, please?
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Bad Dog on February 04, 2013, 08:57:58 AM
Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.

Could you elaborate, please?

Big mistake.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 04, 2013, 09:39:43 AM
Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.

Could you elaborate, please?

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 04, 2013, 12:33:50 PM
Uh, vesta, dear, I have no idea what your point is.

Could you elaborate, please?

God, coach, you have to quote her AND ask for more?
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: RobJohnson on February 04, 2013, 02:13:17 PM
Trying to date a liberal just to do a case study might really end up breaking a girls heart or blow her expectations of a true relationship. I don't think I could do that to anyone.

Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 04, 2013, 02:59:15 PM
Trying to date a liberal just to do a case study might really end up breaking a girls heart or blow her expectations of a true relationship. I don't think I could do that to anyone.

Well, that's why I'm queasy about it, but science must advance, go forward.

Being a nice, sensitive guy, I do have boundaries, and some of these lonely-hearts advertisements are true tear-jerkers.

So I'm contemplating a change in strategy here, one less likely to wound an innocent woman.

I'm thinking about placing a craigslist advertisement myself; no falsehoods in it other than that I prefer "progressive Democrat 0bamaite chicks" (or somesuch terminology); that would deter the innocent and attract the guilty.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 04, 2013, 03:04:13 PM
I'm thinking about placing a craigslist advertisement myself; no falsehoods in it other than that I prefer "progressive Democrat 0bamaite chicks" (or somesuch terminology); that would deter the innocent and attract the guilty.
Hit it and quit it?
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 04, 2013, 03:12:08 PM
Hit it and quit it?

No, I wouldn't do that even to a primitive chick.

This is strictly for scientific purposes, to discern what makes a primitive different from thee and me.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: RobJohnson on February 05, 2013, 02:44:42 AM
Well, that's why I'm queasy about it, but science must advance, go forward.

Being a nice, sensitive guy, I do have boundaries, and some of these lonely-hearts advertisements are true tear-jerkers.

So I'm contemplating a change in strategy here, one less likely to wound an innocent woman.

I'm thinking about placing a craigslist advertisement myself; no falsehoods in it other than that I prefer "progressive Democrat 0bamaite chicks" (or somesuch terminology); that would deter the innocent and attract the guilty.

Free dating web site. Click on Search at the top of the page, enter zip code, etc.  http://www.pof.com/
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: delilahmused on February 05, 2013, 03:41:24 AM
Quote
Trying Again - 35

Just like the headline says, I am looking for something real! I am in my middle 30's, I am as sweet as can be and have a heart of gold, but I am tired of all the head games, players, and the ones who think they can treat me any way they want. I want a nice, kind, sweet, caring, compassionate, loyal man who knows how to treat a lady, and are affectionate.

As you can tell I am not looking for a one night stand, or I would be posting in another section, I am also a curvy woman so if that turns you off I am not for you, I do agree physical attraction is important so when you reply please include a picture. I will return one with my reply.

I am not interested in married men or men who are currently with someone, it goes against everything I am.
I am looking for someone between the ages of 27-43.

Sounds like she's looking for a puppy.

Cindie
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: RobJohnson on February 06, 2013, 03:25:07 AM
Sounds like she's looking for a puppy.

Cindie

 :lmao:
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 06, 2013, 07:55:38 AM
:lmao:

I decided against doing this.

I read more advertisements on craigslist from other locations, and there seems a lot of lonely or twisted women out there.....but at least in the listings for Nebraska, South Dakota, and western Iowa, they don't seem to be primitive women.

Not a prospect among all of them.

There's the moral quandary too; I'd enjoy far too much of an advantage, doing it via the internet, and uneven contests aren't sporting.

<<<has reputation for good clean sportsmanship.

In real life, it would be more even, because the primitive woman would be able to see what I'm up to.

So I'm putting this idea on the shelf, and resuming looking around for a primitive in real life.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: RobJohnson on February 07, 2013, 04:21:32 AM
I decided against doing this.

I read more advertisements on craigslist from other locations, and there seems a lot of lonely or twisted women out there.....but at least in the listings for Nebraska, South Dakota, and western Iowa, they don't seem to be primitive women.

Not a prospect among all of them.

There's the moral quandary too; I'd enjoy far too much of an advantage, doing it via the internet, and uneven contests aren't sporting.

<<<has reputation for good clean sportsmanship.

In real life, it would be more even, because the primitive woman would be able to see what I'm up to.

So I'm putting this idea on the shelf, and resuming looking around for a primitive in real life.

Sounds like a good idea.

There are a lot of ladies out there that have been in bad situations and even just an email from a nice guy like you could really get their hopes up. There also are a lot of women out there that are not political at all, they have no clue what is going on in the political world. They might vote, but that is about it. Even if they vote left, they are not wearing DU t shirts.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 07, 2013, 04:46:32 AM
Sounds like a good idea.

There are a lot of ladies out there that have been in bad situations and even just an email from a nice guy like you could really get their hopes up. There also are a lot of women out there that are not political at all, they have no clue what is going on in the political world. They might vote, but that is about it. Even if they vote left, they are not wearing DU t shirts.

I've got to agree with Rob here.  Hell, even something as basic as a smile to a woman who's in a bad situation could get their hopes up--and that's not including the primitive females.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: catsmtrods on February 07, 2013, 05:17:34 AM
If I may chime in here as I have the unique job and location that puts me inside primitive's homes on a daily basis for the last 38 years. After all that interaction and being able to view the inside of their homes, something only available to other primitives I should think. I have had many conversations where I play the moderate and try to figure out why they think the way they do. One thing that stands out is when I put forth a good fact filled common sense opinion their eyes always glaze over and the subject changes! I truly believe they have a mental disorder and I find them mostly to be violent under the skin. Very many are just whacked out on drugs or something and totally detached in their little cocoon. 
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: franksolich on February 07, 2013, 05:39:25 AM
If I may chime in here as I have the unique job and location that puts me inside primitive's homes on a daily basis for the last 38 years. After all that interaction and being able to view the inside of their homes, something only available to other primitives I should think. I have had many conversations where I play the moderate and try to figure out why they think the way they do. One thing that stands out is when I put forth a good fact filled common sense opinion their eyes always glaze over and the subject changes! I truly believe they have a mental disorder and I find them mostly to be violent under the skin. Very many are just whacked out on drugs or something and totally detached in their little cocoon.

When I lived in Omaha, and for a while after I moved away, I was friends with an authentic bona fide primitive from Skins's island.  I haven't seen her around, in both real life or on Skins's island for ages now (this was ten and more years ago).  She was 32 years old at the time, and weighed ten pounds for each year of her life.  She was riding the social security disability gravy train because of "depression."

She always kept the shades down and the curtains closed; the only times she went out was to spend her welfare cash at Wal-Mart.  She was a packrat, and her house (which she'd inherited from her parents) was always a mess.  She had two cats, and if I could've, I would've swiped them, because they lived in abysmally filthy conditions.

She was on a jihad at the time, angry because Alphonse Capote Gore had tried to steal Florida, and failed.

As I said, it's been years now, but given her state of health as it was then, with all that waterlogged weight, it's reasonable to assume the odds are pretty fair she's no longer in this time and place.

That's been the only real primitive I've observed close-up.  The neighbor's wife's late aunt from Kansas City doesn't count, because although she was very much like the subway cat (which is why the neighbor used to pick her up, and then take her back, under the cover of darkness at night), she wasn't really literate enough to hang around Skins's island.

I've of course had ancient hippies camping here during the summer, but in my cursory contacts with them, I've never inquired if they hung around Skins's island.  This year, I think I will inquire.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: vesta111 on February 07, 2013, 07:34:23 AM
When I lived in Omaha, and for a while after I moved away, I was friends with an authentic bona fide primitive from Skins's island.  I haven't seen her around, in both real life or on Skins's island for ages now (this was ten and more years ago).  She was 32 years old at the time, and weighed ten pounds for each year of her life.  She was riding the social security disability gravy train because of "depression."

She always kept the shades down and the curtains closed; the only times she went out was to spend her welfare cash at Wal-Mart.  She was a packrat, and her house (which she'd inherited from her parents) was always a mess.  She had two cats, and if I could've, I would've swiped them, because they lived in abysmally filthy conditions.

She was on a jihad at the time, angry because Alphonse Capote Gore had tried to steal Florida, and failed.

As I said, it's been years now, but given her state of health as it was then, with all that waterlogged weight, it's reasonable to assume the odds are pretty fair she's no longer in this time and place.

That's been the only real primitive I've observed close-up.  The neighbor's wife's late aunt from Kansas City doesn't count, because although she was very much like the subway cat (which is why the neighbor used to pick her up, and then take her back, under the cover of darkness at night), she wasn't really literate enough to hang around Skins's island.

I've of course had ancient hippies camping here during the summer, but in my cursory contacts with them, I've never inquired if they hung around Skins's island.  This year, I think I will inquire.

Frank, how do you know these Hippies are not today's Conservatives ???  Hippies in the past did drop out and tune in from college but running about wearing a flea coller got tiresome and most of them went home to go back to school and became our Doctors and Lawyers----getting ready to retire .

We would have had NO hippies had the liberal teachers NOT put this crap into their teachings.
Title: Re: franksolich seeking an internet match-up with a primitive
Post by: Skul on February 07, 2013, 04:14:21 PM
When I lived in Omaha, and for a while after I moved away, I was friends with an authentic bona fide primitive from Skins's island.  I haven't seen her around, in both real life or on Skins's island for ages now (this was ten and more years ago).  She was 32 years old at the time, and weighed ten pounds for each year of her life.  She was riding the social security disability gravy train because of "depression."

She always kept the shades down and the curtains closed; the only times she went out was to spend her welfare cash at Wal-Mart.  She was a packrat, and her house (which she'd inherited from her parents) was always a mess.  She had two cats, and if I could've, I would've swiped them, because they lived in abysmally filthy conditions.

She was on a jihad at the time, angry because Alphonse Capote Gore had tried to steal Florida, and failed.

As I said, it's been years now, but given her state of health as it was then, with all that waterlogged weight, it's reasonable to assume the odds are pretty fair she's no longer in this time and place.

That's been the only real primitive I've observed close-up.  The neighbor's wife's late aunt from Kansas City doesn't count, because although she was very much like the subway cat (which is why the neighbor used to pick her up, and then take her back, under the cover of darkness at night), she wasn't really literate enough to hang around Skins's island.

I've of course had ancient hippies camping here during the summer, but in my cursory contacts with them, I've never inquired if they hung around Skins's island.  This year, I think I will inquire.
Oh, you've met my wife?  :whistling: