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Title: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 22, 2013, 12:44:02 AM
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Fri Jul-08-05 01:52 PM
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Say hello to a bottomless rage
   

The cork is out of the bottle, and I am putting a few people on notice. You know who you are, you know what you did, and a good man has gone down in no small part because of you.

Throwing sand into the gears of the PayPal donations blew Andy off the surgery rotation, casusing him to have to wait a lot longer for his operation.

Spewing the claim time and again that the whole sickness was a fraud, very publicly and on as many blogs and boards as you could find, robbed Andy of the hope and will he needed to overcome this thing.

I think you ****ers should be forced to dig his grave. I think you should be buried with him.

I kept my mouth shut about you these last weeks because every time I said something about you or to you, you got a stiffy from the attention and ramped up your viciousness again. That's over with now.

I am going to make you famous in all the worst kinds of ways. I know your names, I know your addresses, I know your IP numbers, I have screen shots and copies of every vile statement and threat you ever made. I know everything I need to know. Get ready for the ram.  STILL WAITING, WILL!

You are graveyard rats. I am going to grind you under my bootheel, scrape you off with a blade, and feed you to my cat. Can you give us a progress report on that?

One note to my fellow DUers: Leave off attacking the mods and admins at that "other" site. They were as disgusted by this as we were, but were hamstrung by the rules of their board which they take as seriously as the admins and mods here. They allowed me to post the documentary evidence over there, in no small part because they wanted the ugliness to stop. You may disagree with them, but they are good people.

They are not the ones who are on my list of things to do. Those on the list know who they are. Bad days are ahead for them. I promise.

We mourn for the next few days. We sing the songs of our friend.

And then we work.



SUCH good times we had. Bottomless rage? More like a bottomless beer mug, you worthless drunk hack. Come at me, bro. I'll give you 24 business hours to get here. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4049596)
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: RobJohnson on January 22, 2013, 01:07:26 AM
 :rotf:
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Airwolf on January 22, 2013, 01:27:38 AM
Yeah. How did that work out for you there hot shot?
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: txradioguy on January 22, 2013, 01:59:11 AM
Yeah. How did that work out for you there hot shot?

I'm still waiting for the lawyers to show up at my door.  What about you?
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 22, 2013, 02:55:26 AM
Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Do I have to wait for 24 business hours? Bouncer kick you out of the bar again?
Hiccup in the Trust Fund payouts?  Pedo charges from your old teaching days surface again?

 :thatsright: Doh! This is from 2005. it WAS the 24 business hours.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 05:00:36 AM
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im10ashus (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-08-05 02:15 PM
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Rock ON!

Truly their time is coming.

I thought perhaps the time had come this morning, circa 3:00 a.m. central time, when the cats woke me up, disturbed because something apparently was going on here.

I walked out of the bedroom into the living room, and flicking on the light, saw a couple of primitive wannabes standing in the dining room opposite.  I must've startled them, because upon the abrupt light and seeing me, they ran back out the front door and drove off.

I dunno; it's bitterly cold, and we had snow during the night. 

Probably an innocuous car problem (as they usually are), but one of them was really short, like the sensitive lad, the piano-playing primitive "goodboy," one of the acolytes of the late red round one.

If not a car problem, they probably saw the light from the highway--the only light for miles around--and being lost, came to learn where they were, and how they had to get to where they were going.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 22, 2013, 05:33:29 AM
Lock your door.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 22, 2013, 06:30:13 AM
I almost started a new thread for this, but since I owe it to Banned for bringing these things back to my attention I thought I'd post it here. I hope you don't mind Banned.

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Thank you ladies and gentlemen for tuning in today to CC Radio. This is your DJ Flippydoo bringing you the hits from today, yesterday and yesteryear. CC Radio. Where every day is a fun day.

To get you chuckling this morning we're going to climb into the wayback machine, strap on a pair spurs, and kick that time traveling sucker to the summer of 2005. It's a little ditty by WeeWilliePittyPants. Where were you when this rant was numberrrr 1?!?

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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Fri Jul-08-05 01:52 PM
Original message

Say hello to a bottomless rage
   

The cork is out of the bottle, and I am putting a few people on notice. You know who you are, you know what you did, and a good man has gone down in no small part because of you.

Throwing sand into the gears of the PayPal donations blew Andy off the surgery rotation, casusing him to have to wait a lot longer for his operation.

Spewing the claim time and again that the whole sickness was a fraud, very publicly and on as many blogs and boards as you could find, robbed Andy of the hope and will he needed to overcome this thing.

I think you ****ers should be forced to dig his grave. I think you should be buried with him.

I kept my mouth shut about you these last weeks because every time I said something about you or to you, you got a stiffy from the attention and ramped up your viciousness again. That's over with now.

I am going to make you famous in all the worst kinds of ways. I know your names, I know your addresses, I know your IP numbers, I have screen shots and copies of every vile statement and threat you ever made. I know everything I need to know. Get ready for the ram. 

You are graveyard rats. I am going to grind you under my bootheel, scrape you off with a blade, and feed you to my cat.

One note to my fellow DUers: Leave off attacking the mods and admins at that "other" site. They were as disgusted by this as we were, but were hamstrung by the rules of their board which they take as seriously as the admins and mods here. They allowed me to post the documentary evidence over there, in no small part because they wanted the ugliness to stop. You may disagree with them, but they are good people.

They are not the ones who are on my list of things to do. Those on the list know who they are. Bad days are ahead for them. I promise.

We mourn for the next few days. We sing the songs of our friend.

And then we work.

Ahhh. The sound of self-important Pittian rage really takes me back. Many people condemn Wee Willie Pitty Pants for his drunken rages, but I think he did an excellent job on this one. He put such feeling in it. You can almost see the spittle from his foaming mouth splashing onto his computer screen as he banged the keyboard until his fingers were bleeding.

Many people don't realize this, but this particular Pittian rant helped to make the super-spy/superhero/adventurer,/scourge-of-the-primitives/Conservative-overlord known as franksolich world famous.

You also have to remember that this rant was put out before the folks on the left side of things began viewing Wee Willie Pitty Pants as a pathetic laughing stock. Back then the loonys considered Wee Willie to be one of their kings.  While we're still back in 2005 let's spin up an answer rant by one of Wee Willie lackeys.

You know, I've been asked if I had a smoking jacket. My reply was that I'm smoking in any jacket, but this is a jacket that may have been smoking something else. The one and only SmokingJacket….



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SmokingJacket  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Fri Jul-08-05 02:01 PM
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13. Be our avenger, Will Pitt.

I'm just so frigging shell-shocked.

All I know is that in the coming months, we have to work on two issues: healthcare and election reform, and we'll have to pull together and blaze forward like we never have. But calling those pieces of shit to account should happen too.

We can't let them win. Not an option.

Let us know what we can do to join your posse, will.


There you go. A short little diddy by SmokingJacket. The thing that makes that little diddy interesting is because of some of the rumors that swirled around it. You see, the homosexual cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain came out in 2005, and Wee Willie Pitty Pants on occasion would play dress-up in cowboy clothes. The inclusion of the word 'posse' at the end of SmokingJacket's rant is viewed by some as a secret play on the above. But that is all just rumors and speculation. No one knows for sure if it was a veiled request for Wee Willie to strap on his assless chaps and the rest of his cowboy costume and play a game of rump riding on the range.

Whew! Times flying by. It's already near the end of my shift, but I've still got one hit from 2005 to spin. It's by an artist that some have called the stupidest person on the internet. Some have called her poor, stupid beth. We just call her EFerrari. Sing us an impotent rant Eferrari.


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EFerrari  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Fri Jul-08-05 02:05 PM
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20. I know who these cowards are.

And the only thing between their @sses and the wrath of God was Andy.

Well, you bastards can't hurt him any more. And I have some time on my hands.


There you go. Short and to the point. Just like Wee Willie's….list of books sold.

That's almost it for me for the day, but before we jump into the time machine and zip back to 2013 you know we've got to do the where are they now thing.

First up is our star, Wee Willie Pitty Pants. He long ago lost his super star status among the residence of the asylum. He's still banging on the keyboard with spittle flying, but it's not like before. He may now just be scum among scum, but he still remembers when he was more. And he's still trying to get back to the top. Maybe only another 24 business hours stands between him and getting back to where he desires.

SmokingJacket has seemed to disappear. Maybe it changed its name. Maybe it decided it didn't want to become an internet laughing stock like the smelly clown dude. No one knows if it got to be a member of Wee Willie's posse.

And finally Eferrrari. She lasted for a while spreading her special brand of intelligence. Recently, however, she has disappeared to parts unknown. Some say she disappeared around the same time that she learned franksolich walked around in the nude and had a big wrench. Maybe she's headed for Sandhills. Who knows, but as the time machine slides back into 2013 it's time for me to go.

Thanks for tuning in to CC Radio. May all your Dummies be nadineriffic. This is FlippyDoo saying so long until next time.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Gina on January 22, 2013, 06:54:37 AM
2005 and "Get ready for the ram"?   :rotf:  WTF?   :rotf:  (http://www.alexandra21.nl/ram.gif)

What is the back story to this post?
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 22, 2013, 06:55:04 AM
Gina, I think it might be Andyscam.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 07:03:20 AM

Great write-up, Flips!  Wonderful.

Actually, I suspect the now-famous "DUmmie ALERT!s" from P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies on freerepublic during the spring and summer of 2005, first convinced the primitives that franksolich existed.

Before then, the primitives never paid any attention.

Oh, happy days, now gone forever.....

Anyway, a sample "DUmmie ALERT!" is the first comment on this thread (one can ignore the rest of the comments):

"a public service"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,71078.0

I wish I'd saved the DUmmie ALERT!s, but I never figured they'd amount to anything, so didn't.

After which the Bostonian Drunkard, poor stupid Beth, the sensitive lad the piano-playing primitive, Fat Che, and some guy from the Malloy board went out hunting for franksolich, but never found him.

It always cracked me up, when thinking of the lala_raw_raw primitive's comment that franksolich was the brains behind the whole operation.

Yeah, right.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 22, 2013, 07:08:35 AM
Great write-up, Flips!  Wonderful.

Actually, I suspect the now-famous "DUmmie ALERT!s" from P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies on freerepublic during the spring and summer of 2005, first convinced the primitives that franksolich existed.

Before then, the primitives never paid any attention.

Oh, happy days, now gone forever.....

Anyway, a sample "DUmmie ALERT!" is the first comment on this thread (one can ignore the rest of the comments):

"a public service"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,71078.0

I wish I'd saved the DUmmie ALERT!s, but I never figured they'd amount to anything, so didn't.

After which the Bostonian Drunkard, poor stupid Beth, the sensitive lad the piano-playing primitive, Fat Che, and some guy from the Malloy board went out hunting for franksolich, but never found him.

It always cracked me up, when thinking of the lala_raw_raw primitive's comment that franksolich was the brains behind the whole operation.

Yeah, right.

Cue the Theme from Peter Gunn . . . O-) :whistling: :tongue:
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 07:09:27 AM
Gina, I think it might be Andyscam.

It is; Andyscam, Scamdy, the scamdal, the scam that rocked the internet, whatever.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 22, 2013, 07:10:17 AM
It is; Andyscam, Scamdy, the scamdal, whatever.

A tad before my time. :banghead:
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Big Dog on January 22, 2013, 07:10:41 AM
2005 and "Get ready for the ram"?   :rotf:  WTF?   :rotf:  (http://www.alexandra21.nl/ram.gif)

What is the back story to this post?

 :sheep: :pineapple:
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Gina on January 22, 2013, 07:11:07 AM
It is; Andyscam, Scamdy, the scamdal, the scam that rocked the internet, whatever.

He didn't die?  or died but stole bunches of money?
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Gina on January 22, 2013, 07:12:26 AM
:sheep: :pineapple:

I love :pineapple: and this guy  :naughty:  Don't know about the sheep though  :-)
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 07:15:26 AM
He didn't die?  or died but stole bunches of money?

It was poor stupid Beth's fund-raiser for an operation the red round one had already had.

This was about the same time poor stupid Beth was trying to separate from her husband, and I suspect she needed the cash, and so launched this fund-raiser with the okay of her internet pal (they never met in real life), who was past caring any more.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Gina on January 22, 2013, 07:16:13 AM
It was poor stupid Beth's fund-raiser for an operation the red round one had already had.

This was about the same time poor stupid Beth was trying to separate from her husband, and I suspect she needed the cash, and so launched this fund-raiser with the okay of her internet pal (they never met in real life), who was past caring any more.

wow. that is really sad.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Big Dog on January 22, 2013, 07:21:30 AM
I love :pineapple: and this guy  :naughty:  Don't know about the sheep though  :-)

It's part of his "Will Pitt, Shepherd Boy" persona. He has a pair of tall boots and a black hat, and he runs around the house yelling, "Get ready for the ram!"

Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 07:21:49 AM
wow. that is really sad.

Oh now, don't be one of those sob-sisters.

We had to deal with that at our old home (please notice the Bostonian Drunkard's comment about the owner and moderators there), and it was a bitch, fighting a two-front war, against the scammers and against the "oh, don't pick on a poor dying man" grouches at our old home.  It was a bitch.

The whole story could've come out within two weeks of the start of the scam, if the grouches at our old home hadn't been such a pestilential nuisance.  I don't think they're around any more (at our old home), but wherever they are, **** them all.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Gina on January 22, 2013, 07:33:12 AM
Oh now, don't be one of those sob-sisters.


I was saying it was sad that someone would take advantage of someone's illness to make a buck.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 07:37:49 AM
I was saying it was sad that someone would take advantage of someone's illness to make a buck.

I thought that might be what you meant, but wasn't sure.

It was a farce, besides highly unethical and immoral, to do that, but on the other hand, poor stupid Beth did have the late red round one's permission.  The late red round one was too far gone, and didn't care. 

I think poor stupid Beth showed her true sensitivity here.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: vesta111 on January 22, 2013, 07:42:13 AM
Lock your door.

Frank, just how sound a sleeper are you ?????  Can you get a friend to hook up to a door bell that will turn on the lights in your bedroom to alert you that someone is at your locked doors ????

Along the lines of the motion detectors that can be adjusted to turn on lights when the beam is broken ---height will be an issue as you have cats that could set  off the sensor if placed too low.  

Times have changed Frank, keeping your doors unlocked and depending on a few cats and a wrench for protection may have worked in the past but humans have to adapt to changing circumstances.  Be it the climate or society, a bit of paranoia keeps the species alive and well.

So far you have been lucky, but Lady luck is fickle and has to come to a stop at some point.   You have auto insurance, medical insurance, a few flashlights about in case of power failure.   Do you have a spare tire in case of a flat ???

Darn it all now you have us all worrying about your lack of preparedness for calamity, unexpected as most are.
Just consider this as a first aid kit for life.   You would not go boating with out a life jacket, just in case, wear a seat belt, just in case in your truck or car.

Time to shag your butt down to the SPCA and get a housebroken dog, size in this case don't matter.   Actually as I have been told the small dogs were carried by the Huns in the saddle bags as they traveled on horse back with their war dogs.    It was the little dogs that awoke the big brutes when danger was near.

No you will not hear a dog barking but they will alert you to problems better then a cat, from fire to a gas leak.

PLEEEEEEEEEEse, you do not need a dog like wonderful Velvet, well trained, you can do it yourself or they will amaze you as they train themselves to what you need.  
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: NHSparky on January 22, 2013, 08:14:37 AM
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The cork is out of the bottle

I'm guessing Pittstain doesn't recognize the irony of that statement.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 08:15:11 AM

Oh now, vesta dear, don't worry your little head.

When I moved out here nearly eight years ago, I was already aware of any possible hazards, including the very very very easy break-in-ability of the house (and hence no point in locking any doors); it's a very old and brittle house, and surely will be history in about a year and a half from now.

There's nothing of value out here, excepting the cats.

What's inside here wouldn't bring $200 in a garage sale.

Anything that's worth anything to me (other than the cats), is all stored in safe secure places elsewhere.  
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 08:32:28 AM
Damn, there's a lot of lurking primitives reading this thread.

Which is fine, but generally the Bostonian Drunkard doesn't "draw" that well.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: USA4ME on January 22, 2013, 08:52:47 AM
Just goes to show how impotent the primitives really are.  This event angered them more than anything that has happened and they were all gun-ho to settle matters.  Yet did anything happen?  No.  And it won't.  The site is nothing but a giant whine and moan session.  Bottomless rage has a shelf life on Skin's island that lasts from the time they start typing out their unimportant nonsense until the time they hit the post button.

.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 08:57:49 AM
Just goes to show how impotent the primitives really are.  This event angered them more than anything that has happened and they were all gun-ho to settle matters.  Yet did anything happen?  No.  And it won't.  The site is nothing but a giant whine and moan session.  Bottomless rage has a shelf life on Skin's island that lasts from the time they start typing out their unimportant nonsense until the time they hit the post button.

Yeah.

One remembers how the primitives on July 7, 2005 swore they'd mark the date on their calendars, and remember the late red round one forever.  He was seared into their memories.

They remembered him on July 7, 2006.

But come 2007 and thereafter, we over here had to remind them, posting our own memories of the late red round one, after which a primitive lurker picked up on it, and started a campfire over there.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: wasp69 on January 22, 2013, 09:54:57 AM
The whole story could've come out within two weeks of the start of the scam, if the grouches at our old home hadn't been such a pestilential nuisance.  I don't think they're around any more (at our old home), but wherever they are, **** them all.

Who was it that was putting the brakes on?  I don't remember specifically which ones were so against exposing that bunch of bullshit.

Oh, lurkers?  You might want to remember that it was none other that your drunken sage, wee William, that first raised questions about the "fund raiser".
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: 67 Rover on January 22, 2013, 10:08:12 AM
I'm still waiting for the lawyers to show up at my door.  What about you?

Remember they were ninja lawyers, they were there and you never even knew it.

Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Skul on January 22, 2013, 10:33:31 AM
In then event there are still some lurking DUmpmonkeys that haven't read the first page of the post.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Fri Jul-08-05 01:52 PM
Original message

Say hello to a bottomless rage   

The cork is out of the bottle, and I am putting a few people on notice. You know who you are, you know what you did, and a good man has gone down in no small part because of you.

Throwing sand into the gears of the PayPal donations blew Andy off the surgery rotation, casusing him to have to wait a lot longer for his operation.

Spewing the claim time and again that the whole sickness was a fraud, very publicly and on as many blogs and boards as you could find, robbed Andy of the hope and will he needed to overcome this thing.

I think you ****ers should be forced to dig his grave. I think you should be buried with him.

I kept my mouth shut about you these last weeks because every time I said something about you or to you, you got a stiffy from the attention and ramped up your viciousness again. That's over with now.

I am going to make you famous in all the worst kinds of ways. I know your names, I know your addresses, I know your IP numbers, I have screen shots and copies of every vile statement and threat you ever made. I know everything I need to know. Get ready for the ram.  STILL WAITING, WILL!

You are graveyard rats. I am going to grind you under my bootheel, scrape you off with a blade, and feed you to my cat. Can you give us a progress report on that?  :yawn:

One note to my fellow DUers: Leave off attacking the mods and admins at that "other" site. They were as disgusted by this as we were, but were hamstrung by the rules of their board which they take as seriously as the admins and mods here. They allowed me to post the documentary evidence over there, in no small part because they wanted the ugliness to stop. You may disagree with them, but they are good people.

They are not the ones who are on my list of things to do. Those on the list know who they are. Bad days are ahead for them. I promise. You lied.

We mourn for the next few days. We sing the songs of our friend. No, you just got drunk....again.

And then we work.
See, DUmmies. Wilbur makes a fool of himself.  Totally impotent, a liar and a drunk.
Wee Willy Wets Himself, is a sniveling blow-hard.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 22, 2013, 10:36:05 AM
Remember they were ninja lawyers, they were there and you never even knew it.



I'm still under the belief that they showed up in the Sandhills and frank disappeared them.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 22, 2013, 10:38:36 AM
Damn, there's a lot of lurking primitives reading this thread.

Which is fine, but generally the Bostonian Drunkard doesn't "draw" that well.

Yeah. He's got to the point that he's about as interesting to the DUmmies as a real woman at an all male DU get together.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Skul on January 22, 2013, 10:39:31 AM
I'm still under the belief that they showed up in the Sandhills and frank disappeared them.
Shhhhh. Some things are meant to remain quiet.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 22, 2013, 10:57:31 AM
He didn't die?  or died but stole bunches of money?

He tried to steal, but coach put his ass in the ground.

Now the round red sodomite's body lies a-moulderin' in the grave.

Allegedly.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Gina on January 22, 2013, 10:59:07 AM
I'm still under the belief that they showed up in the Sandhills and frank disappeared them.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 22, 2013, 11:03:07 AM
I thought perhaps the time had come this morning, circa 3:00 a.m. central time, when the cats woke me up, disturbed because something apparently was going on here.

I walked out of the bedroom into the living room, and flicking on the light, saw a couple of primitive wannabes standing in the dining room opposite.  I must've startled them, because upon the abrupt light and seeing me, they ran back out the front door and drove off.
I dunno; it's bitterly cold, and we had snow during the night.  

Probably an innocuous car problem (as they usually are), but one of them was really short, like the sensitive lad, the piano-playing primitive "goodboy," one of the acolytes of the late red round one.

If not a car problem, they probably saw the light from the highway--the only light for miles around--and being lost, came to learn where they were, and how they had to get to where they were going.
You were naked again weren't you Frank?  :-)
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 22, 2013, 11:32:03 AM
Shhhhh. Some things are meant to remain quiet.

Don't worry about it. If it's something that frank doesn't want a person to know he'll just use the mind-wipe powers of his to erase it from the person's memory.

I'm surprised you don't know about frank's mind-wipe powers...or maybe you USED to know about them....hmmmmm.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 22, 2013, 12:04:48 PM
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And then we work.

 :rofl: :rotf: :rofl:

Most ridiculous line in the whole damn' bombastic pile of BS.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Big Dog on January 22, 2013, 01:22:34 PM
I thought perhaps the time had come this morning, circa 3:00 a.m. central time, when the cats woke me up, disturbed because something apparently was going on here.

I walked out of the bedroom into the living room, and flicking on the light, saw a couple of primitive wannabes standing in the dining room opposite.  I must've startled them, because upon the abrupt light and seeing me, they ran back out the front door and drove off.

I dunno; it's bitterly cold, and we had snow during the night. 

Probably an innocuous car problem (as they usually are), but one of them was really short, like the sensitive lad, the piano-playing primitive "goodboy," one of the acolytes of the late red round one.

If not a car problem, they probably saw the light from the highway--the only light for miles around--and being lost, came to learn where they were, and how they had to get to where they were going.

Goodboy is still unaccounted for since the end of Omaha Steve's summertime adventures.

Hmmm.....
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: Randy on January 22, 2013, 03:37:36 PM
Wee Willy Pitt



Best.mole.ever.period.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 04:04:31 PM
Who was it that was putting the brakes on?  I don't remember specifically which ones were so against exposing that bunch of bullshit.

It's been so long ago now I'd have to see a list of names to remember which ones; most of them went over to neutralunderground later, and I haven't seen any name lately at our old home that sparks remembrance.

But there were a bunch of them always whining, "oh, I'm so tired of Andy," or "oh, let's don't pick on a poor dying man," and it caught the attention of the (now former) owner, who at the end of May 2005 banned any further discussion of the issue.

A significant number of moderators were also anti-open and honest fundraising, but I dunno if that was each of their personal inclinations, or if they were just following orders from the owner.

Our old home allowed primitives to register and post, and thus provided the only forum where both proponents and opponents of open and honest fundraising could state their cases, a true public service, but then the wrong side got shut down.

Also, it's possible some of the "concerned" people on this side of the aisle were actually moles.

If supporters of open and honest fundraising hadn't been having to fight this two-front war--against the primitive scammers and against the sob-sisters--the issue would've been resolved much faster, our old home famous, and conservativeunderground possibly grown to larger than freerepublic even.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 04:14:37 PM
You were naked again weren't you Frank?  :-)

Hardly; I'm still very ill and susceptible to being carried out of here on a slab, remember.

And so it's necessary to be decent and presentable at all times, even during the middle of the night.

I was about as bare as I am as pictured in my avatar, minus the shoes and hat.

Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 07:58:46 PM
I'm still under the belief that they showed up in the Sandhills and frank disappeared them.

The neighbor read this thread, and suggests a primitive, or some primitives, may be found here:

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/Sandhills09.jpg)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/road.jpg)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/mist.jpg)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/skyline.jpg)
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2013, 09:58:08 PM
You were naked again weren't you Frank?  :-)

The oblate spheroid's been monitoring this thread, probably hoping to see something she's never going to see, much less have.

It's almost 10:00 p.m. central time, and I'm hitting the sack--wearing a pair of tan safari shorts and a yellow shirt, in case the oblate spheroid's curious.

But, as the neighbor pointed out some hours earlier this evening, because of franksolich's "nerves of steel" and "riveting eye-contact," the other person doesn't notice what I'm wearing, or not wearing.

Too bad for the oblate spheroid.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: JakeStyle on January 22, 2013, 10:12:51 PM
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I am going to grind you under my bootheel, scrape you off with a blade, and feed you to my cat.

Gosh he's a real badass.  I'm going to have to sleep with a light on.
Title: Re: After a day of Will Pitt's horseshit, a blast from his past
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 22, 2013, 10:56:51 PM
Gosh he's a real badass.  I'm going to have to sleep with a light on.


     Anytime someone threatens to kill you and, rather than disregarding your corpse, threatens to feed you to his kitty cat, you aren't dealing with a TRUE badass.