I almost started a new thread for this, but since I owe it to Banned for bringing these things back to my attention I thought I'd post it here. I hope you don't mind Banned.
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Thank you ladies and gentlemen for tuning in today to CC Radio. This is your DJ Flippydoo bringing you the hits from today, yesterday and yesteryear. CC Radio. Where every day is a fun day.
To get you chuckling this morning we're going to climb into the wayback machine, strap on a pair spurs, and kick that time traveling sucker to the summer of 2005. It's a little ditty by WeeWilliePittyPants. Where were you when this rant was numberrrr 1?!?
WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-08-05 01:52 PM
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Say hello to a bottomless rage
The cork is out of the bottle, and I am putting a few people on notice. You know who you are, you know what you did, and a good man has gone down in no small part because of you.
Throwing sand into the gears of the PayPal donations blew Andy off the surgery rotation, casusing him to have to wait a lot longer for his operation.
Spewing the claim time and again that the whole sickness was a fraud, very publicly and on as many blogs and boards as you could find, robbed Andy of the hope and will he needed to overcome this thing.
I think you ****ers should be forced to dig his grave. I think you should be buried with him.
I kept my mouth shut about you these last weeks because every time I said something about you or to you, you got a stiffy from the attention and ramped up your viciousness again. That's over with now.
I am going to make you famous in all the worst kinds of ways. I know your names, I know your addresses, I know your IP numbers, I have screen shots and copies of every vile statement and threat you ever made. I know everything I need to know. Get ready for the ram.
You are graveyard rats. I am going to grind you under my bootheel, scrape you off with a blade, and feed you to my cat.
One note to my fellow DUers: Leave off attacking the mods and admins at that "other" site. They were as disgusted by this as we were, but were hamstrung by the rules of their board which they take as seriously as the admins and mods here. They allowed me to post the documentary evidence over there, in no small part because they wanted the ugliness to stop. You may disagree with them, but they are good people.
They are not the ones who are on my list of things to do. Those on the list know who they are. Bad days are ahead for them. I promise.
We mourn for the next few days. We sing the songs of our friend.
And then we work.
Ahhh. The sound of self-important Pittian rage really takes me back. Many people condemn Wee Willie Pitty Pants for his drunken rages, but I think he did an excellent job on this one. He put such feeling in it. You can almost see the spittle from his foaming mouth splashing onto his computer screen as he banged the keyboard until his fingers were bleeding.
Many people don't realize this, but this particular Pittian rant helped to make the super-spy/superhero/adventurer,/scourge-of-the-primitives/Conservative-overlord known as franksolich world famous.
You also have to remember that this rant was put out before the folks on the left side of things began viewing Wee Willie Pitty Pants as a pathetic laughing stock. Back then the loonys considered Wee Willie to be one of their kings. While we're still back in 2005 let's spin up an answer rant by one of Wee Willie lackeys.
You know, I've been asked if I had a smoking jacket. My reply was that I'm smoking in any jacket, but this is a jacket that may have been smoking something else. The one and only SmokingJacket….
SmokingJacket  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Fri Jul-08-05 02:01 PM
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13. Be our avenger, Will Pitt.
I'm just so frigging shell-shocked.
All I know is that in the coming months, we have to work on two issues: healthcare and election reform, and we'll have to pull together and blaze forward like we never have. But calling those pieces of shit to account should happen too.
We can't let them win. Not an option.
Let us know what we can do to join your posse, will.
There you go. A short little diddy by SmokingJacket. The thing that makes that little diddy interesting is because of some of the rumors that swirled around it. You see, the homosexual cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain came out in 2005, and Wee Willie Pitty Pants on occasion would play dress-up in cowboy clothes. The inclusion of the word 'posse' at the end of SmokingJacket's rant is viewed by some as a secret play on the above. But that is all just rumors and speculation. No one knows for sure if it was a veiled request for Wee Willie to strap on his assless chaps and the rest of his cowboy costume and play a game of rump riding on the range.
Whew! Times flying by. It's already near the end of my shift, but I've still got one hit from 2005 to spin. It's by an artist that some have called the stupidest person on the internet. Some have called her poor, stupid beth. We just call her EFerrari. Sing us an impotent rant Eferrari.
EFerrari  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Fri Jul-08-05 02:05 PM
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20. I know who these cowards are.
And the only thing between their @sses and the wrath of God was Andy.
Well, you bastards can't hurt him any more. And I have some time on my hands.
There you go. Short and to the point. Just like Wee Willie's….list of books sold.
That's almost it for me for the day, but before we jump into the time machine and zip back to 2013 you know we've got to do the where are they now thing.
First up is our star, Wee Willie Pitty Pants. He long ago lost his super star status among the residence of the asylum. He's still banging on the keyboard with spittle flying, but it's not like before. He may now just be scum among scum, but he still remembers when he was more. And he's still trying to get back to the top. Maybe only another 24 business hours stands between him and getting back to where he desires.
SmokingJacket has seemed to disappear. Maybe it changed its name. Maybe it decided it didn't want to become an internet laughing stock like the smelly clown dude. No one knows if it got to be a member of Wee Willie's posse.
And finally Eferrrari. She lasted for a while spreading her special brand of intelligence. Recently, however, she has disappeared to parts unknown. Some say she disappeared around the same time that she learned franksolich walked around in the nude and had a big wrench. Maybe she's headed for Sandhills. Who knows, but as the time machine slides back into 2013 it's time for me to go.
Thanks for tuning in to CC Radio. May all your Dummies be nadineriffic. This is FlippyDoo saying so long until next time.
