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Title: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Carl on January 19, 2013, 06:35:26 PM

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WilliamPitt (53,289 posts)

It is a quiet Saturday night...

 
 ...and a segment of the nation is celebrating lethal weaponry a month after 20 children were slaughtered in a hail of gunfire, and two days from now a Black Democrat who never served in the military will swear the oath for his second term as President of the United States in defiance of 400 ruthless years of history, and a bunch of hostages are dead in an Algerian bloodbath, and it appears we will survive the debt ceiling fiasco and maybe cobble together meaningful immigration reform that won't punish people for being brown, and no one knows where or when the next drone strike will happen or why, and a dear friend is in the hospital after suffering a catastrophic brain injury, but while we assumed he was lost he decided to be found and came out of it to our collective joy, and the seas are rising and the storms are worsening, but more people seem to be realizing that we are passengers here and not owners, and there is so much bad but so much good...

...and in ten weeks, I am going to be a father.

I am not afraid.

I just want to do it right in the midst of this astonishing maelstrom. I don't know how to do that, but I will figure it out.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Start by putting the bottle down.
Poor kid doesn`t stand a chance with a drunken idiot for a father.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: NHSparky on January 19, 2013, 06:44:04 PM
Well now, there's some serious argument right there for keeping drugs illegal.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: chitownchica on January 19, 2013, 06:44:30 PM
Learn how to use a period Willie.

Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 19, 2013, 06:46:40 PM
If it's a girl would you let your co-author, Scott Ritter, babysit?
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: tac on January 19, 2013, 06:48:29 PM
I wish he would't quote Robert Frost.

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and in ten weeks, I am going to be a father

I pity the child!
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: NHSparky on January 19, 2013, 06:49:53 PM
If it's a girl would you let your co-author, Scott Ritter, babysit?

Well, let's see...given the choice between having the Pittstain or Scott Ritter as a babysitter, I think I'll stick with Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Delmar on January 19, 2013, 07:09:16 PM
Coincidence or not that Pit stain quoted the poem Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost, the exact lines from the poem that were used to activate Soviet sleeper agents in the 1977 Charles Bronson movie Telefon?
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The name of the poem used as the code spoken over the telephone to activate sleepers was 'Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening' by Robert Frost. This poem was originally published in 1923 in his collection titled 'New Hampshire'. The exact lines from the poem heard in the movie each time were: "The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep."


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076804/trivia
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Freeper on January 19, 2013, 07:14:10 PM
Coincidence or not that Pit stain quoted the poem Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost, the exact lines from the poem that were used to activate Soviet sleeper agents in the 1977 Charles Bronson movie Telefon?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076804/trivia

He once plagiarized Douglas Adams. 
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: NHSparky on January 19, 2013, 07:20:36 PM
Coincidence or not that Pit stain quoted the poem Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost, the exact lines from the poem that were used to activate Soviet sleeper agents in the 1977 Charles Bronson movie Telefon?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076804/trivia

I haven't seen that movie in forever.  One of my favorite Bronson movies.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Delmar on January 19, 2013, 07:26:39 PM
I haven't seen that movie in forever.  One of my favorite Bronson movies.

I just went over to ebay to check if it was on DVD.  It could be shipped to your door for less than six bucks.  An old favorite of mine too. 
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 19, 2013, 07:47:32 PM
There hasn't been 400 years of "ruthless" American history. Pitt is such a pompous ass. Of course, nobody at the DUmp mentions Frost, they just kiss the blowhard's ass some more:

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 07:32 PM

 WCGreen (44,229 posts)

2. One of your best posts, Will....


 ::)

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Sat Jan 19, 2013, 07:35 PM

 CaliforniaPeggy (101,780 posts)

3. Your words bring my tears, my dear Will...


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Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: NHSparky on January 19, 2013, 07:48:41 PM
He once plagiarized Douglas Adams. 

Didn't someone call him out on that and he played it off?
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Bad Dog on January 19, 2013, 08:42:38 PM
"3. Your words bring my tears, my dear Will..."  Good God.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: SarasotaRepub on January 19, 2013, 08:43:35 PM
Pitt is such a pompous drunk.  :loser:
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Firekrakka on January 19, 2013, 08:47:23 PM
So he's a drunk? Figures. I wondered if He was missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Big Dog on January 19, 2013, 09:21:06 PM
So he's a drunk? Figures. I wondered if He was missing a few buttons on his remote control.


Pitt fancies himself to be the reincarnation of Charles Bukowski, "the uninhibited bachelor, slobby, anti-social, and utterly free". In fact, he's a red-diaper trust fund baby whose mama Raven (also a DUmmy, in a vaguely incestuous twist) bailed him out of trouble one too many times, and who consequently looks at life through the bottom of a bottle of Sam Adams. He left a job teaching at a girls' school under a cloud of suspicion, which he seeded with a weird DU post using a sock puppet. He and convicted pedophile Scott Ritter wrote a fiction pamphlet about the Iraq War together which the DUmbshits treat like the lost 5th gospel.

Pitt's wife is due to give birth in a couple of months. It is widely believed that Pitt is unable to conceive, due to his advanced alcoholism. Observers note that it will be easier for Pitt to claim the baby if it is white, but that is by no means a certainty.

The best way to turn Pitt into a drunken caricature of Sylvester the Cat is to mention "24 business hours", reminding him of his second greatest humiliation (third, if the baby turns out to not be white).
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 19, 2013, 09:22:46 PM
Learn how to use a period Willie.




I was reading this Will Pittstain post and as I got through the paragraph I realized that the sentence was just going on and on and on and there was no punctuation anywhere so I thought maybe the suggestion that Will Pitt was already drunk on a Saturday night is truly correct but he is going to be a father in ten weeks and how it's pretty sad that someone who is as much of a loser as Will Pittstain is actually going to be responsible for the care of an innocent young child

 :panic:
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 19, 2013, 09:27:22 PM

I was reading this Will Pittstain post and as I got through the paragraph I realized that the sentence was just going on and on and on and there was no punctuation anywhere so I thought maybe the suggestion that Will Pitt was already drunk on a Saturday night is truly correct but he is going to be a father in ten weeks and how it's pretty sad that someone who is as much of a loser as Will Pittstain is actually going to be responsible for the care of an innocent young child

 :panic:
No, he was drunk, so he was channeling ripping off William Faulkner.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: BEG on January 19, 2013, 09:29:14 PM
He is icky.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: NHSparky on January 19, 2013, 09:29:56 PM
Poor Pittstain, trying so desperately to channel his inner William Faulkner, but ending up sounding like, well, a miserable drunk asshole.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 19, 2013, 09:39:47 PM
Poor Pittstain, trying so desperately to channel his inner William Faulkner, but ending up sounding like, well, a miserable drunk asshole.

Well Sparky, ya know when one is a drunken asshole... one certainly does sound like one.   :tongue: :tongue:
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Freeper on January 19, 2013, 09:41:39 PM
Didn't someone call him out on that and he played it off?

Yep I forget who though.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: chitownchica on January 19, 2013, 10:00:46 PM

I was reading this Will Pittstain post and as I got through the paragraph I realized that the sentence was just going on and on and on and there was no punctuation anywhere so I thought maybe the suggestion that Will Pitt was already drunk on a Saturday night is truly correct but he is going to be a father in ten weeks and how it's pretty sad that someone who is as much of a loser as Will Pittstain is actually going to be responsible for the care of an innocent young child

 :panic:

It  would suck to have a drunken blowhard for a father. Poor little baby.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Big Dog on January 19, 2013, 10:03:27 PM
It  would suck to have a drunken blowhard for a father. Poor little baby.

The baby will probably grow up to be a conservative.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 19, 2013, 10:08:00 PM
Living clear water
Blood that cleanses the soul pure white
Jesus Christ is king.

That is beautiful words my dear Will.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: BEG on January 19, 2013, 10:08:50 PM
The baby will probably grow up to be a conservative.

I wonder if he'll still be a feminist/pro abortion ***** man after his child takes his/her first breath of life?!?
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Firekrakka on January 19, 2013, 10:09:00 PM
Wow, reminds me of a former neighbor. Sick f###
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Big Dog on January 19, 2013, 10:27:02 PM
I wonder if he'll still be a feminist/pro abortion ***** man after his child takes his/her first breath of life?!?

Of course. A pathetic drunken DUmmy can't change his spots.

Daddy love from Will Pitt: "I'm glad your mother didn't choose to abort you, my child, although it was completely her choice."

Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 19, 2013, 10:35:21 PM
Pitt is such a pompous ass.


Beyond intergalactic pompous ass.




 



Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 19, 2013, 10:40:07 PM
I wonder if he'll still be a feminist/pro abortion ***** man after his child takes his/her first breath of life?!?

I don't know, but if that is what I saw on the way out, I would be scrambling back in.


 :panic: Why me!  Why me!  Put. Me. Back. In. Doc!!
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 19, 2013, 11:26:17 PM
Quote from: Wee Willie Pitt
and a segment of the nation is celebrating lethal weaponry a month after 20 children were slaughtered in a hail of gunfire, and two days from now a Black Democrat who never served in the military will swear the oath for his second term as President of the United States. . . .

And another segment of the nation is celebrating the swearing-in of a President who supports the murder of over 55 million children slaughtered in abortion, the number killed in the 40 years since the January 22, 1973, Roe v. Wade ruling, the 40th anniversary of which is two days from now.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 19, 2013, 11:35:15 PM
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8507/8391580268_f4927340cf_n.jpg)

The woods are lovely from where I sit,
Here at the cabin of Mother Pitt.
And as you know, I must admit:
Most all I say is full of sh*t.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 19, 2013, 11:39:38 PM
He is icky.

(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4098/4878325550_1bab346d0b_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: chitownchica on January 20, 2013, 01:13:36 AM
Ok- whose mole is this?   :rotf:

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I think today should be "William Pitt Appreciation Day"
I know, you're saying that every day should be called that but I gotta hand it to Mr. Pitt. He is on fire today. It's almost like the gun appreciators have super charged his key board.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022220873

Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 20, 2013, 06:05:22 AM
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8507/8391580268_f4927340cf_n.jpg)

The woods are lovely from where I sit,
Here at the cabin of Mother Pitt.
And as you know, I must admit:
Most all I say is full of sh*t.


Ya know, Charles, you could have included a warning about not drinking coffee while reading this.  Now, I've got to clean a keyboard, a monitor, a computer desk, and explain it to my wife.  H5!
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: vesta111 on January 20, 2013, 07:33:50 AM
I wish he would't quote Robert Frost.

I pity the child!

Robert Frost ???????

All I remember about him is:::::::::::

Dog turds in the moonlight
Shinning on the fresh fallen snow.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 20, 2013, 09:37:29 AM
Pitt fancies himself to be the reincarnation of Charles Bukowski, "the uninhibited bachelor, slobby, anti-social, and utterly free". In fact, he's a red-diaper trust fund baby whose mama Raven (also a DUmmy, in a vaguely incestuous twist) bailed him out of trouble one too many times, and who consequently looks at life through the bottom of a bottle of Sam Adams. He left a job teaching at a girls' school under a cloud of suspicion, which he seeded with a weird DU post using a sock puppet. He and convicted pedophile Scott Ritter wrote a fiction pamphlet about the Iraq War together which the DUmbshits treat like the lost 5th gospel.

Pitt's wife is due to give birth in a couple of months. It is widely believed that Pitt is unable to conceive, due to his advanced alcoholism. Observers note that it will be easier for Pitt to claim the baby if it is white, but that is by no means a certainty.

The best way to turn Pitt into a drunken caricature of Sylvester the Cat is to mention "24 business hours", reminding him of his second greatest humiliation (third, if the baby turns out to not be white).

You left out how he was banned from DU for his violent tirade threatening to punch out a homeless schizophrenic woman who insulted mumsy. And how he begged to be allowed back in amongst his peer group and his long-winded mea culpa post. He needs DU to deine himself.

BTW -- Bobo the Hobo disappeared soon after.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Big Dog on January 20, 2013, 10:28:04 AM
You left out how he was banned from DU for his violent tirade threatening to punch out a homeless schizophrenic woman who insulted mumsy. And how he begged to be allowed back in amongst his peer group and his long-winded mea culpa post. He needs DU to deine himself.

BTW -- Bobo the Hobo disappeared soon after.

Just sayin'.

How could I forget that?

(http://sharetv.org/images/unsolved_mysteries-show.jpg)
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 20, 2013, 10:39:50 AM
I guess on the scale things that a trust fund will pay for, pushing a Buick with a drugged hobo in the trunk into the nearest river isn't a toughie.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 20, 2013, 01:51:09 PM
I wonder if he'll still be a feminist/pro abortion ***** man after his child takes his/her first breath of life?!?
The birth of a child will have no effect on a crawling, puking, hopeless alcoholic like Pitt.

He'll be the same unemployable bum afterward that he is today.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Zeus on January 20, 2013, 04:35:54 PM
Pitts posts are just  a bunch of  nattering buncombe comprised of mawkish and/or persiflage fantods. Nonwithstanding the plagiarized parts.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: micmac on January 20, 2013, 04:52:37 PM
Pitt is going to be a father in 10 weeks?  He must of screwed his dog again.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: NHSparky on January 20, 2013, 05:51:23 PM
Said it before, say it again...DUmmies are so cute when they think they're relevant.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: JLO on January 20, 2013, 09:03:12 PM
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8507/8391580268_f4927340cf_n.jpg)

The woods are lovely from where I sit,
Here at the cabin of Mother Pitt.
And as you know, I must admit:
Most all I say is full of sh*t.


 :rotf:  Good one!  H5
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: SarasotaRepub on January 20, 2013, 09:25:31 PM
And then we have William Pitt...


(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0WrcngpDCosAQ5Zn5iEXR4I3GqWForXn1F_4yqFCUjqp8cqhlX4P1uUSa8g)


Gay CowGirl.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Chris_ on January 20, 2013, 09:30:39 PM
Gay CowGirl.

 :lmao:
The rainbow flag is a huge tipoff.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 21, 2013, 05:43:33 AM
The birth of a child will have no effect on a crawling, puking, hopeless alcoholic like Pitt.

He'll be the same unemployable bum afterward that he is today.

I think you X-ringed that one, GOBUCKS.  H5.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: Vagabond on January 21, 2013, 09:49:36 AM
Will, you're going to be paying that woman child support.  I'd say the over/under is about three years.  I'll even tell you how I know.  You see, before Tinker Belle showed up, Mrs. Vagabond and I were out on Saturday night.  We miss that.  Maybe all we did was go down to the local spot and look at stars, but I wasn't posting on some board full of idiots while she watched TV.

Also, that particular passage from Robert Frost you quoted thinking you were being erudite?  It's a paen to suicide.  The protagonist of the poem was debating to continue on his way, where duty called, or to just head out into  the snow drifts and let nture take it's course.
Title: Re: Pitt drunk early on a Saturday night.
Post by: NHSparky on January 21, 2013, 11:18:08 AM
but I wasn't posting on some board full of idiots while she watched TV.

Pardon the **** outta me?  :bird: :bird: :bird:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: