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Title: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 15, 2013, 08:11:38 PM
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'Crabs' Now Endangered Thanks to Bikini Waxing (80% of US college students remove pub hair)

(Newser) – Will we soon see a "Save the Pubic Lice" campaign? The groin-dwelling insects, more commonly known as "crabs" because of their shape, are now basically an endangered species—and doctors think the popularity of bikini waxing may be to blame (er, thank). In Australia, no women have been seen with crabs at Sydney's main sexual health clinic since 2008, and male cases have fallen 80% over the past 10 years. "Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations," says a medical entomologist. "You can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species."
 
Of course, no one's really mourning the loss. Another medical entomologist notes that, in this case, "habitat destruction is a good thing." So-called Brazilian waxes, in particular, are seen as contributing to the downfall of pubic lice, since nearly all the pubic hair—the habitat, in this case—is removed in that procedure. All in all, more than 80% of US college students remove some or all of their pubic hair these days, Bloomberg reports. It's arguably a nicer way of dealing with the crabs problem, since the typical treatment is a topical insecticide.
 
http://www.newser.com/story/160893/crabs-now-endangered-thanks-to-bikini-waxing.html

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022197396#post27

I'm pretty sure crab lice are thriving at the DUmp.

But it's interesting to consider what would happen if the moonbats got them put on the endangered species list.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Undies on January 15, 2013, 08:19:23 PM
We need to halt all drilling until we save the crab!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Splashdown on January 15, 2013, 08:26:35 PM
There's a project for DU bug guy mike c!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 15, 2013, 08:28:10 PM
Deforestation strikes again.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: R_Tatum on January 15, 2013, 09:01:45 PM
 DUmmies need to line up and offer to provide habitat for the endangered crabs :stoner:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: jukin on January 15, 2013, 09:43:26 PM
This and how to defraud the government are two things that I would take the DUchebags as experts in.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: franksolich on January 15, 2013, 09:52:25 PM
Question, perhaps a naive one.

The article states that "80% of American college students remove some or all of their hair" down there.

Why?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: thundley4 on January 15, 2013, 10:04:48 PM
Question, perhaps a naive one.

The article states that "80% of American college students remove some or all of their hair" down there.

Why?

It's the easiest way to get rid of crabs? 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2013, 04:22:59 AM
Question, perhaps a naive one.

The article states that "80% of American college students remove some or all of their hair" down there.

Why?

It's the fad, Coach.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Skul on January 16, 2013, 06:45:09 AM
We need to halt all drilling until we save the crab!
I see what you did.  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: marv on January 16, 2013, 07:14:55 AM
The old remedy was to shave half the pubic hair, set fire to the other half, and stab the little buggers with an ice pick when they ran out of the flames........(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/panic.gif)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 16, 2013, 07:42:52 AM
From now on when I see mention of the "Brazilian Rain Forest" I won't know if the DUmmies are talking about the one in South America or the one below the belly button.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Gina on January 16, 2013, 08:29:41 AM
It's the fad, Coach.

Yeh, it makes women look like girls and makes boys think their scholongs are bigger
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Gina on January 16, 2013, 08:30:06 AM
The old remedy was to shave half the pubic hair, set fire to the other half, and stab the little buggers with an ice pick when they ran out of the flames........(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/panic.gif)
:lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Yeh, it makes women look like girls and makes boys think their scholongs are bigger

Yeah, the first part of that is what creeps me out about it.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: jtyangel on January 16, 2013, 11:17:48 AM
Yeh, it makes women look like girls and makes boys think their scholongs are bigger

I really don't think a grown woman's body can ever be mistaken for a little girls hair or not. Hair is not what makes a woman a woman.  Plus it's a false premise to begin with considering grown women also have leg and underarm hair too. Just a wee bit of inconsistency there unless one is a hippie or French. Both? ;)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: jtyangel on January 16, 2013, 11:18:32 AM
Yeah, the first part of that is what creeps me out about it.

So grown women have no other distinguishing features other then hairy cooches?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2013, 11:41:28 AM
So grown women have no other distinguishing features other then hairy cooches?

I didn't say that there weren't any other distinctions, just that that one I don't care for, so it's kind of a dumb question.  Shave it, sculpt it, or get gang tats on it if you want, it doesn't matter to me since I'll never see it.  Wouldn't a grown man wearing a diaper but otherwise normal-looking creep you out?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 16, 2013, 11:42:17 AM
Yeh, it makes women look like girls and makes boys think their scholongs are bigger
Really? My ex-wife and my girlfriend now both kept and keep theirs like that and I never mistook either of them  for little girls! I think alot of folks do it for a number of reasons having nothing to do with some pedophillic fantasy. I understand if its not for you but I really dont think it has anything to do with  either wanting to look like or wanting a little girl.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 16, 2013, 11:54:32 AM
Question, perhaps a naive one.

The article states that "80% of American college students remove some or all of their hair" down there.

Why?
There's someplace where you can donate it, right?

Chicks who have laser removal, then have second thoughts, need a prosthetic.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 16, 2013, 12:14:07 PM
I didn't say that there weren't any other distinctions, just that that one I don't care for, so it's kind of a dumb question.  Shave it, sculpt it, or get gang tats on it if you want, it doesn't matter to me since I'll never see it.  Wouldn't a grown man wearing a diaper but otherwise normal-looking creep you out?
:lmao: So a woman shaving her pelvic region is right up there with either a scat freak or a guy with a diaper/infant fetish? :rotf: Come on DT isnt that apples and oldsmobiles? :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 16, 2013, 12:23:38 PM
It's just a passing style, like the culottes basketball players wear these days.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: jtyangel on January 16, 2013, 12:34:33 PM
I'm with toast. Apple and oranges there. If shaving other areas of a woman's body is not creepy to you then that shouldn't be either. A grown woman's hair naturally grows full in those places too. That's the fair comparison so the issue is yours if you have an issue with one and not the other. I'm not the one with the consistency issue here nor is shaving like this some kind of extreme sexual deviation but nice try. I'm not the one being fanatical here; I merely pointed out that a grown woman has other distinguishing factors and most grown women also shave other area of their bodies in a similar fashion and it doesn't cause such a bluster. Tits don't shrink to childlike proportion because a cooch is shaved. The area itself doesn't revert to that of an immature child. The woman doesn't become less aggressive and childlike.

Put that issue aside most women I know who shave do it for the same reason they shave other areas of their body. It just is a personal grooming issue and nothing more. Most gals I know did not and do not do it at the behest of their sexual partners so there goes that too.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Skul on January 16, 2013, 12:57:08 PM
I wonder if gNads, shaves?  :???:


No, no I don't.
Never mind.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2013, 01:28:25 PM
I wonder if gNads, shaves?  :???:


No, no I don't.
Never mind.

BSed for the mental image. :runaway:

Anyway, I've made my preferences known in the past.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Skul on January 16, 2013, 01:30:24 PM
BSed for the mental image. :runaway:

Anyway, I've made my preferences known in the past.
Here to please.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 16, 2013, 01:38:09 PM
I think I'd like 'em shaved....at my age, I ain't got time to be beating around in the bush hunting for it. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 16, 2013, 01:48:22 PM
I think I'd like 'em shaved....at my age, I ain't got time to be beating around in the bush hunting for it. :-)
The coughing up hairballs sucks as well.Now i know how cats feel! :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: zeitgeist on January 16, 2013, 01:59:44 PM
I didn't say that there weren't any other distinctions, just that that one I don't care for, so it's kind of a dumb question.  Shave it, sculpt it, or get gang tats on it if you want, it doesn't matter to me since I'll never see it.  Wouldn't a grown man wearing a diaper but otherwise normal-looking creep you out?

Yup.  And I was in Grad School when I saw it. I later found out the back story which was probably even more troubling.   
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Gina on January 16, 2013, 02:18:42 PM
So grown women have no other distinguishing features other then hairy cooches?

You have a hairless one don't you?  :pokingpoop:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: jtyangel on January 16, 2013, 03:48:32 PM
You have a hairless one don't you?  :pokingpoop:

You have a forest don't you?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: delilahmused on January 16, 2013, 03:55:43 PM
'Nuff said about that!
(http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m613/HighMaintenanceFarmWife/8395_zps32f2d57a.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: delilahmused on January 16, 2013, 04:07:48 PM
Man, who knew this was such an emotionally charged issue? To me it's kinda like anything else...an individual preference, like tattoos or wild hair color or playing "naughty nurse" (or "knotty nurse" if you're on a ship like Pammy was). Some people are going to think it's weird & disgusting and other people are gonna think it's wonderful. Either way, you shouldn't really care. To each his own and all! Just so long as we don't make it a poll stickied on the top of some board.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2013, 05:10:40 PM
I'm with toast. Apple and oranges there. If shaving other areas of a woman's body is not creepy to you then that shouldn't be either. A grown woman's hair naturally grows full in those places too. That's the fair comparison so the issue is yours if you have an issue with one and not the other. I'm not the one with the consistency issue here nor is shaving like this some kind of extreme sexual deviation but nice try. I'm not the one being fanatical here; I merely pointed out that a grown woman has other distinguishing factors and most grown women also shave other area of their bodies in a similar fashion and it doesn't cause such a bluster. Tits don't shrink to childlike proportion because a cooch is shaved. The area itself doesn't revert to that of an immature child. The woman doesn't become less aggressive and childlike.

Put that issue aside most women I know who shave do it for the same reason they shave other areas of their body. It just is a personal grooming issue and nothing more. Most gals I know did not and do not do it at the behest of their sexual partners so there goes that too.

Well, the comparison is actually a lot more apt than you and toast want to admit - a single, changeable sexual appearance characteristic adopted by choice in both cases - but thanks for the directive, Fraulein Gruppenführer.  However, since I don't have to personally deal with your own choices in grooming or body art and never will, it really doesn't matter damn to either one of us, so I recommend a chill pill.  Your opinion of what I should find attractive or unattractive will receive all the full consideration it is due.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: delilahmused on January 16, 2013, 05:28:29 PM
Well, the comparison is actually a lot more apt than you and toast want to admit - a single, changeable sexual appearance characteristic adopted by choice in both cases - but thanks for the directive, Fraulein Gruppenführer.  However, since I don't have to personally deal with your own choices in grooming or body art and never will, it really doesn't matter damn to either one of us, so I recommend a chill pill.  Your opinion of what I should find attractive or unattractive will receive all the full consideration it is due.

ta ta's and hoo ha's just drive some people crazy! Feathered or not.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Big Dog on January 16, 2013, 10:35:48 PM
There's someplace where you can donate it, right?

Chicks who have laser removal, then have second thoughts, need a prosthetic.

The South 'Merkin regional office of Locks for Love.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: delilahmused on January 17, 2013, 01:38:56 AM
The South 'Merkin regional office of Locks for Love.

Okay, that's funny right there! I grow my hair all winter (my hair grows REALLY fast and is down to almost my butt by the end of spring), get it cut all summer and then start all over in the fall so I can donate to Locks of Love (I have a niece who had a rare form of brain cancer...she's one of only a handful of people who have survived past age 18...and lost her hair more than once during treatment). But really, I didn't think they'd need anything that curly...

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 17, 2013, 09:32:36 AM
The South 'Merkin regional office of Locks for Love.

H5, Big Dog!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Gina on January 17, 2013, 12:12:18 PM
You have a forest don't you?

 :lmao:  No, I have a triangle that is trimmed.  Wanna see?   :naughty:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 17, 2013, 12:20:29 PM
:lmao:  No, I have a triangle that is trimmed.  Wanna see?   :naughty:

 :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

But, Gina, I know your sense of humor. :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: wasp69 on January 17, 2013, 12:40:42 PM
Quote from: Gina
You have a hairless one don't you?

Quote from: jtyangel
You have a forest don't you?

Oh my...  This thread is straight wearing me out...

Quote from: Gina
No, I have a triangle that is trimmed.

Sure you're not sporting a full wookie?

 :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 17, 2013, 01:37:26 PM
Now we're getting to the point where photographs are pretty much required.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: wasp69 on January 17, 2013, 02:11:58 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6952349696/h74E62330/)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Gina on January 17, 2013, 02:14:51 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: delilahmused on January 17, 2013, 02:27:17 PM
:lmao:  No, I have a triangle that is trimmed.  Wanna see?   :naughty:

I can't do shapes to save my life.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Gina on January 17, 2013, 02:49:42 PM
I can't do shapes to save my life.

Cindie

who said I was the one creating them?   :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: delilahmused on January 17, 2013, 03:05:13 PM
who said I was the one creating them?   :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Brave woman! I wouldn't let my husband down there with a razor blade. Evidently you can buy stencils (http://www.shavehaven.com/pubic-hair-stencil-kit.html), though. Tried doing the waxing thing once with an at home kit, damn that hurt.

Cindie

 :fuelfire:  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Gina on January 17, 2013, 03:08:13 PM
Brave woman! I wouldn't let my husband down there with a razor blade. Evidently you can buy stencils (http://www.shavehaven.com/pubic-hair-stencil-kit.html), though. Tried doing the waxing thing once with an at home kit, damn that hurt.

Cindie

 :fuelfire:  :fuelfire:

I can beat you on that one.  I tried the Epilady once down there.  :panic:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Splashdown on January 17, 2013, 03:34:46 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9JZWpZS6-g[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: wasp69 on January 17, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9JZWpZS6-g[/youtube]

Holy shit!

 :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Crab Lice
Post by: Dacabeti on January 17, 2013, 03:58:58 PM
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