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Title: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 29, 2012, 11:01:13 PM
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Chicago marks 500 homicides
http://www.chicagotribune.com/

Nathaniel Jackson's death earned him the unfortunate distinction of being the 500th homicide victim in Chicago this year, a grim milestone the city reached for the first time in four years. "There's no such thing as an acceptable murder number. Even if we cut it down to 300 next year, it's still unacceptable," said police Superintendent Garry McCarthy.

•Video: Deadly shooting on West Side
•Graphic: Chicago homicides by year

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Mostly crickets, since this is happening in one of the bluest parts of the US and it's by and large because of black dudes. Still:

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OneTenthofOnePercent (5,776 posts)

1. The NRA is suffocating Chicago in guns.


Chicago needs swift & strict gun control if it's going to survive.



Um, WHAT?

Yeah...they need to make water wetter, too... (http://www.southmilwaukeenow.com/blogs/communityblogs/185123971.html)
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: thundley4 on December 29, 2012, 11:04:53 PM
The simple solution is to wall off Chicago, install checkpoints and searches on all routes into Chicago. Once that is done, do a person by person and building by building search for guns. 

Or we just build the wall and not let anyone out.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 29, 2012, 11:09:44 PM
The simple solution is to wall off Chicago, install checkpoints and searches on all routes into Chicago. Once that is done, do a person by person and building by building search for guns. 

Or we just build the wall and not let anyone out.  :-)

They plan to do that, but as a method to collect taxes, not guns.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Airwolf on December 29, 2012, 11:11:58 PM
It never ends. Chicago has the most gun control laws in the US and they scream for more. I say we should nuke it from orbit and call it even.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 29, 2012, 11:16:51 PM
It never ends. Chicago has the most gun control laws in the US and they scream for more. I say we should nuke it from orbit and call it even.

I say we offer $100 per kill of a known gangster.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: thundley4 on December 29, 2012, 11:21:34 PM
I say we offer $100 per kill of a known gangster.

That would include most of City hall wouldn't it?  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 30, 2012, 12:11:33 AM
The simple solution is to wall off Chicago, install checkpoints and searches on all routes into Chicago.
Once that is done, do a person by person and building by building search for guns.

You need to take it one step further.

After walling off the city, or at least the gangbanger districts, any gangbanger found without a weapon should be given one.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: LC EFA on December 30, 2012, 04:18:38 AM
You need to take it one step further.

After walling off the city, or at least the gangbanger districts, any gangbanger found without a weapon should be given one.

I was going to suggest establishing a arms bazaar in a DMZ immediately outside the gate.

Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Randy on December 30, 2012, 05:08:04 AM
Isn't Kurt Russell getting a little long in the tooth to do Escape From Chicago?  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 30, 2012, 06:09:47 AM
It never ends. Chicago has the most gun control laws in the US and they scream for more. I say we should nuke it from orbit and call it even.

It is the only way to be sure . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire: O-)
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: vesta111 on December 30, 2012, 07:04:11 AM
It is the only way to be sure . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire: O-)

Naw, with the gun buy back it will be easy to arm everyone in Chicago over the age of 70 with protection.  Empty the nursing homes of all able bodied residences and give them lessons in fire arm safety to go along with the senior centers teaching Cane Foo.  First hook the bad person around the neck then shoot the sucker, can be done from a wheel chair or in bed.

D.C. Spy museum showed a few Canes that could fire a few bullets out the bottom, one heck of a business opportunity here to sell to those that need a cane.  Once the punks realise the old timers are off limits, then a good part of crime will go down.

Arm the youth with small cans of day glow spray paint, I believe a woman in a big city having someone stealing packages from her stoop caught the perps  sprayed them, they were caught very fast. Banks put dye packets in money and it seems to work.

We have to outsmart the crooks, out think them and be ready to defend ourselves as we do not have a cop on every corner.

 
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 30, 2012, 11:58:40 AM
That would include most of City hall wouldn't it?  :-)

Hmmm, yeah...might be a little problem with getting Hizzoner himself to chop off on that one...
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: NHSparky on December 30, 2012, 12:03:27 PM
That would include most of City hall wouldn't it?  :-)

No, for them you get $200.  They're bigger scumbags, after all.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Airwolf on December 30, 2012, 10:19:30 PM
Isn't Kurt Russell getting a little long in the tooth to do Escape From Chicago?  :lmao:

Oh I don't know he did ok as Wyatt Earp.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWGp7A3j6FQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 31, 2012, 05:13:13 AM
The simple solution is to wall off Chicago, install checkpoints and searches on all routes into Chicago. Once that is done, do a person by person and building by building search for guns. 

Or we just build the wall and not let anyone out.  :-)

Wall it off and make it the 51st State.  Illinois would go red, overnight.

Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Crazy Horse on December 31, 2012, 07:21:28 AM
Oh I don't know he did ok as Wyatt Earp.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWGp7A3j6FQ[/youtube]

That was 20 years ago
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: wasp69 on December 31, 2012, 09:25:02 AM
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OneTenthofOnePercent (5,776 posts)
1. The NRA is suffocating Chicago in guns.

Chicago needs swift & strict gun control if it's going to survive.

(http://www.troll.me/images/stifler-thumbs-up/good-job-retard.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Rebel on December 31, 2012, 11:00:36 AM
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3. Compare this to the total number of murders in other Developed Nations

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Chicago population: 2.7 million
Murders in 2012 so far: 500

United Kingdom population: 63 million
Murders in 2011: 550

France population: 63 million
Murders in 2009: 682

Germany population: 82 million
Murders in 2010: 690

Canada population: 35 million
Murders in 2010: 554

Japan population: 128 million
Murders in 2009: 506

Source: UNODC homicide statistics, BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18900384)

What does Chicago have a lot of that those other places don't? Fix that culture. No, STOP trying to "fix" that culture. You've done more damn damage to that community than any plantation owner could have. You idiot lurkers call me a racist all you want. It'll only come from your own ignorance. The fact of the matter is, where there is a large entitlement culture in the inner cities, which are predominantly black, the crime rate is through the ****ing roof. You built that.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2012, 01:18:52 PM
Put a million Chicago hoodrats in those countries and see what happens to their stats.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Revolution on December 31, 2012, 01:30:51 PM
It never ends. Chicago has the most gun control laws in the US and they scream for more. I say we should nuke it from orbit and call it even.

Not sure how much fallout I'd get just a little north of Madison, WI. Madsion can have all the fallout they can handle though. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 31, 2012, 04:34:13 PM
Put a million Chicago hoodrats in those countries and see what happens to their stats.

They already kind of have a start on that, except their variety of hoodrat is from Pakistan or Northern Africa.  Give 'em a few years for the crime stats to catch up with the population demographics.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 01, 2013, 11:45:20 AM
Ummmmmmm, Chicago already has strict gun laws.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Chris_ on January 01, 2013, 11:58:55 AM
310 Americans killed in Afghanistan (http://www.rttnews.com/story.aspx?Id=2030558) in 2012.

500 Americans killed in Chicago (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/28/16212238-grim-milestone-chicago-records-500th-homicide-of-2012?lite) in 2012.

Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 01, 2013, 04:37:01 PM
310 Americans killed in Afghanistan (http://www.rttnews.com/story.aspx?Id=2030558) in 2012.

500 Americans killed in Chicago (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/28/16212238-grim-milestone-chicago-records-500th-homicide-of-2012?lite) in 2012.

The 310 in Afghanistan were worth more than an infinite number of Chicago hoodrats.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2013, 04:43:16 PM
The 310 in Afghanistan were worth more than an infinite number of Chicago hoodrats.

Agreed.

Worth tons more.

A single one of them, worth far more than all of the hoodrats put together.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: DefiantSix on January 01, 2013, 04:46:53 PM
Agreed.

Worth tons more.

A single one of them, worth far more than all of the hoodrats put together.

To say nothing of the fact that the least of those tromping through Afghanistan at the moment could make Chicago Hoodrats an endangered species in fairly short order, the moment they were asked and equipped to do so.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Wineslob on January 02, 2013, 09:41:27 AM
Let them eat pigeons.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Gina on January 02, 2013, 10:03:07 AM
The simple solution is to wall off Chicago, install checkpoints and searches on all routes into Chicago. Once that is done, do a person by person and building by building search for guns. 

Or we just build the wall and not let anyone out.  :-)

District 9.  Check out the movie.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Airwolf on January 02, 2013, 12:59:42 PM
Besides the good people in Chicago what value does it have? I still think that it would be easier to just nuke it and bury it when its done.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: DefiantSix on January 02, 2013, 01:13:23 PM
Besides the good people in Chicago what value does it have? I still think that it would be easier to just nuke it and bury it when its done.

Last time we had a city like Chicago polluting the face of the Earth, God told the last good ones in that town to get the **** out of Dodge - and then turned one of them to salt when she looked back.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Rebel on January 02, 2013, 01:21:17 PM
Last time we had a city like Chicago polluting the face of the Earth, God told the last good ones in that town to get the **** out of Dodge - and then turned one of them to salt when she looked back.

Just like a woman. Won't do what she's told.  :whistling:
















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Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: Dori on January 02, 2013, 01:28:36 PM
DEA Boss: Mexican Drug Cartels Are So Deeply Embedded in Chicago, We Have to Operate Like We’re ‘On the Border’
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/dea-boss-mexican-drug-cartels-are-so-deeply-embedded-in-chicago-we-have-to-operate-like-were-on-the-border/

Right now, at least three major Mexican cartels are fighting for control of billions of dollars worth of marijuana, cocaine and heroin in Chicago. That includes the ruthless Zetas and the powerful Sinaloa cartel, run by Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, arguably the most wanted man in North America, and perhaps the entire world.
 
However, the influence of drug cartels is seemingly overlooked repeatedly by the media when it reports on Chicago’s crime rate and rampant drug-related violence.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2013, 01:29:41 PM
District 9.  Check out the movie.

I'd rather have prawns than hoodrats.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls for strict gun laws in...Chicago
Post by: thundley4 on January 02, 2013, 05:17:19 PM
DEA Boss: Mexican Drug Cartels Are So Deeply Embedded in Chicago, We Have to Operate Like We’re ‘On the Border’
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/dea-boss-mexican-drug-cartels-are-so-deeply-embedded-in-chicago-we-have-to-operate-like-were-on-the-border/

Right now, at least three major Mexican cartels are fighting for control of billions of dollars worth of marijuana, cocaine and heroin in Chicago. That includes the ruthless Zetas and the powerful Sinaloa cartel, run by Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, arguably the most wanted man in North America, and perhaps the entire world.
 
However, the influence of drug cartels is seemingly overlooked repeatedly by the media when it reports on Chicago’s crime rate and rampant drug-related violence.


Every couple of months or so we hear about a huge drug bust happening on I-55 running up to Chicago.  Usually it's a routine traffic stop that turns into a bust of illegals smuggling pot.