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Title: Never...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 12, 2012, 06:11:01 PM
...buy an enema that attaches to a garden hose.

...pick your nose on a country road.


(add your own)
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: EagleKeeper on June 12, 2012, 06:24:42 PM
...say never.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: dutch508 on June 12, 2012, 06:44:25 PM
...say never.

Again?
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: EagleKeeper on June 12, 2012, 06:51:16 PM
Again?

?!?
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: thundley4 on June 12, 2012, 06:56:21 PM
Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: EagleKeeper on June 12, 2012, 07:01:32 PM
OH POOPS!

It's right there in my siggy...duh!

...interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Big Dog on June 12, 2012, 07:02:04 PM
?!?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/007NSNA.jpg/220px-007NSNA.jpg)
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: EagleKeeper on June 12, 2012, 07:03:40 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/007NSNA.jpg/220px-007NSNA.jpg)

Heh...we need an emoticon of a lightbulb lighting up.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2012, 07:17:00 PM
...buy an enema that attaches to a garden hose.

A lot of the DUmp needs this . . . and would enjoy one, probably.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: dixierose on June 12, 2012, 07:21:15 PM
....fry bacon in the nude.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: thundley4 on June 12, 2012, 07:21:37 PM
A lot of the DUmp needs this . . . and would enjoy one, probably.

Most of the DUmmies would be helped by an enema that attaches to a 12 gauge shotgun.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2012, 07:32:21 PM
Most of the DUmmies would be helped by an enema that attaches to a 12 gauge shotgun.

An M61 Vulcan would be more appropriate.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: CG6468 on June 12, 2012, 07:50:32 PM
An M61 Vulcan would be more appropriate.

A .22 would cause lots of painful damage and create a longer time to have him think about things.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: IassaFTots on June 12, 2012, 08:46:52 PM

"Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it."   Albert Einstein
 
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: vesta111 on June 13, 2012, 01:54:40 PM
smile at a crocodile, no you cant get friendly with a crocodile.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Gina on June 13, 2012, 02:48:21 PM
forget his name
Title: Re: Re: Re: Never...
Post by: Freeper on June 13, 2012, 02:51:03 PM
....fry bacon in the nude.

Yeah fry it in the pan.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: IassaFTots on June 13, 2012, 03:04:44 PM
...mess with your contacts after handling habaneros.

...put a cinnamon oil toothpick on your eyelid.

Title: Re: Never...
Post by: DefiantSix on June 13, 2012, 04:06:07 PM
...get involved in a land war in Asia.

...go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Mike220 on June 13, 2012, 04:16:23 PM
...take a leak on an electric fence.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: DefiantSix on June 13, 2012, 04:46:07 PM
...tug on Superman's cape

...spit into the wind.

...pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger

...mess around with Jim.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: thundley4 on June 13, 2012, 05:04:33 PM
...tug on Superman's cape

...spit into the wind.

...pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger

...mess around with Jim.

Messing around with Jim is fine, but Slim will kick your ass.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: obumazombie on June 13, 2012, 09:02:39 PM
It's now or...

A Mess of Blues... -Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQAe1WRCXH0)

1960, it was a good year...
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: NHSparky on June 14, 2012, 08:17:32 AM
...scratch your nuts after putting on Ben-Gay.

...answer honestly when gf/wife asks if something makes her look fat.

...go into Denny's drunk at 3 am and order, "Cheese omelette, hold the eggs."  You'll get it.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Gina on June 14, 2012, 08:30:35 AM
...scratch your nuts after putting on Ben-Gay.

...answer honestly when gf/wife asks if something makes her look fat.

...go into Denny's drunk at 3 am and order, "Cheese omelette, hold the eggs."  You'll get it.

funny story............one time when I was helping out hubby with my hand, I needed some lotion.  I used the Bengay thinking it might be a neat experience for him............it wasn't :-)
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2012, 08:33:45 AM
funny story............one time when I was helping out hubby with my hand, I needed some lotion.  I used the Bengay thinking it might be a neat experience for him............it wasn't :-)
You seem like the kind of person that might do that on purpose.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Gina on June 14, 2012, 08:51:21 AM
You seem like the kind of person that might do that on purpose.

Wasn't on purpose the 1st time but I am waiting to do it again on "accident"  :naughty:
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: njpines on June 14, 2012, 08:52:25 AM
funny story............one time when I was helping out hubby with my hand, I needed some lotion.  I used the Bengay thinking it might be a neat experience for him............it wasn't :-)

Heh, happened to me too. "Someone" grabbed the wrong tube from the nightstand and . . . YOW!!!!!  :panic:
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Gina on June 14, 2012, 08:54:53 AM
 :lol:

I  must be kinky because that stuff kinda feels good  :shucks:
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2012, 10:45:23 AM
I'm laughing at Tits Tots. I thought I was the only one that remembered cinnamon oil.
Can it even be purchased any more?

Title: Re: Never...
Post by: IassaFTots on June 14, 2012, 12:29:55 PM
I'm laughing at Tits Tots. I thought I was the only one that remembered cinnamon oil.
Can it even be purchased any more?



 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I saw some cinnamon oil toothpicks the other day!  I still remember that pain. 

Never take a bet.   :-)
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on June 14, 2012, 03:03:36 PM
forget his name

Call him Dave (real name Steve)

check out "Point Blank" with Lee Marvin/Angie Dickiinson the scene after they've knocked boots.   She asks him "What's my last name?"   He replies "What's my first name?"   CLASSIC.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Gina on June 14, 2012, 03:18:50 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2012, 06:28:10 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I saw some cinnamon oil toothpicks the other day!  I still remember that pain. 

Never take a bet.   :-)
Then you  remember the little vial we could buy.
Take off the cap, and soak five or six picks in there for a few hours. Yikes!
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: IassaFTots on June 14, 2012, 08:22:26 PM
Then you  remember the little vial we could buy.
Take off the cap, and soak five or six picks in there for a few hours. Yikes!

Yes indeedy I do.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2012, 08:43:42 PM
Yes indeedy I do.   :cheersmate:
:cheersmate: :cheersmate: Two for you.
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: Thor on June 16, 2012, 04:11:58 AM
NEVER get your penis caught in a zipper....

I remember those cinnamon oil toothpicks. I'd love to find some again!!
Title: Re: Never...
Post by: NHSparky on June 16, 2012, 08:40:50 AM
...greet your friend Jack in an airport by saying, "Hi, Jack!"

...get pulled over and say, "Bad cop!  No donut!"

...show people that bitchin picture of you from 1982 with the mullet.  Ever.