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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 12, 2012, 06:11:01 PM
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...buy an enema that attaches to a garden hose.
...pick your nose on a country road.
(add your own)
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...say never.
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...say never.
Again?
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Again?
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Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
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OH POOPS!
It's right there in my siggy...duh!
...interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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?!?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/007NSNA.jpg/220px-007NSNA.jpg)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/007NSNA.jpg/220px-007NSNA.jpg)
Heh...we need an emoticon of a lightbulb lighting up.
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...buy an enema that attaches to a garden hose.
A lot of the DUmp needs this . . . and would enjoy one, probably.
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....fry bacon in the nude.
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A lot of the DUmp needs this . . . and would enjoy one, probably.
Most of the DUmmies would be helped by an enema that attaches to a 12 gauge shotgun.
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Most of the DUmmies would be helped by an enema that attaches to a 12 gauge shotgun.
An M61 Vulcan would be more appropriate.
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An M61 Vulcan would be more appropriate.
A .22 would cause lots of painful damage and create a longer time to have him think about things.
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"Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it." Albert Einstein
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smile at a crocodile, no you cant get friendly with a crocodile.
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forget his name
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....fry bacon in the nude.
Yeah fry it in the pan.
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...mess with your contacts after handling habaneros.
...put a cinnamon oil toothpick on your eyelid.
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...get involved in a land war in Asia.
...go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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...take a leak on an electric fence.
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...tug on Superman's cape
...spit into the wind.
...pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
...mess around with Jim.
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...tug on Superman's cape
...spit into the wind.
...pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
...mess around with Jim.
Messing around with Jim is fine, but Slim will kick your ass.
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It's now or...
A Mess of Blues... -Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQAe1WRCXH0)
1960, it was a good year...
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...scratch your nuts after putting on Ben-Gay.
...answer honestly when gf/wife asks if something makes her look fat.
...go into Denny's drunk at 3 am and order, "Cheese omelette, hold the eggs." You'll get it.
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...scratch your nuts after putting on Ben-Gay.
...answer honestly when gf/wife asks if something makes her look fat.
...go into Denny's drunk at 3 am and order, "Cheese omelette, hold the eggs." You'll get it.
funny story............one time when I was helping out hubby with my hand, I needed some lotion. I used the Bengay thinking it might be a neat experience for him............it wasn't :-)
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funny story............one time when I was helping out hubby with my hand, I needed some lotion. I used the Bengay thinking it might be a neat experience for him............it wasn't :-)
You seem like the kind of person that might do that on purpose.
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You seem like the kind of person that might do that on purpose.
Wasn't on purpose the 1st time but I am waiting to do it again on "accident" :naughty:
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funny story............one time when I was helping out hubby with my hand, I needed some lotion. I used the Bengay thinking it might be a neat experience for him............it wasn't :-)
Heh, happened to me too. "Someone" grabbed the wrong tube from the nightstand and . . . YOW!!!!! :panic:
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:lol:
I must be kinky because that stuff kinda feels good :shucks:
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I'm laughing at
Tits Tots. I thought I was the only one that remembered cinnamon oil.
Can it even be purchased any more?
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I'm laughing at Tits Tots. I thought I was the only one that remembered cinnamon oil.
Can it even be purchased any more?
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
I saw some cinnamon oil toothpicks the other day! I still remember that pain.
Never take a bet. :-)
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forget his name
Call him Dave (real name Steve)
check out "Point Blank" with Lee Marvin/Angie Dickiinson the scene after they've knocked boots. She asks him "What's my last name?" He replies "What's my first name?" CLASSIC.
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:rofl:
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
I saw some cinnamon oil toothpicks the other day! I still remember that pain.
Never take a bet. :-)
Then you remember the little vial we could buy.
Take off the cap, and soak five or six picks in there for a few hours. Yikes!
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Then you remember the little vial we could buy.
Take off the cap, and soak five or six picks in there for a few hours. Yikes!
Yes indeedy I do. :cheersmate:
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Yes indeedy I do. :cheersmate:
:cheersmate: :cheersmate: Two for you.
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NEVER get your penis caught in a zipper....
I remember those cinnamon oil toothpicks. I'd love to find some again!!
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...greet your friend Jack in an airport by saying, "Hi, Jack!"
...get pulled over and say, "Bad cop! No donut!"
...show people that bitchin picture of you from 1982 with the mullet. Ever.