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Offline Chris_

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Re: Never...
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2012, 08:33:45 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 14, 2012, 08:30:35 AM
funny story............one time when I was helping out hubby with my hand, I needed some lotion.  I used the Bengay thinking it might be a neat experience for him............it wasn't :-)
You seem like the kind of person that might do that on purpose.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2012, 08:51:21 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 14, 2012, 08:33:45 AM
You seem like the kind of person that might do that on purpose.

Wasn't on purpose the 1st time but I am waiting to do it again on "accident"  :naughty:
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Re: Never...
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2012, 08:52:25 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 14, 2012, 08:30:35 AM
funny story............one time when I was helping out hubby with my hand, I needed some lotion.  I used the Bengay thinking it might be a neat experience for him............it wasn't :-)

Heh, happened to me too. "Someone" grabbed the wrong tube from the nightstand and . . . YOW!!!!!  :panic:
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Re: Never...
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2012, 08:54:53 AM »
 :lol:

I  must be kinky because that stuff kinda feels good  :shucks:
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Re: Never...
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2012, 10:45:23 AM »
I'm laughing at Tits Tots. I thought I was the only one that remembered cinnamon oil.
Can it even be purchased any more?

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Re: Never...
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2012, 12:29:55 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 14, 2012, 10:45:23 AM
I'm laughing at Tits Tots. I thought I was the only one that remembered cinnamon oil.
Can it even be purchased any more?



 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I saw some cinnamon oil toothpicks the other day!  I still remember that pain. 

Never take a bet.   :-)
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Re: Never...
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2012, 03:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 13, 2012, 02:48:21 PM
forget his name

Call him Dave (real name Steve)

check out "Point Blank" with Lee Marvin/Angie Dickiinson the scene after they've knocked boots.   She asks him "What's my last name?"   He replies "What's my first name?"   CLASSIC.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2012, 03:18:50 PM »
 :rofl:
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Re: Never...
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2012, 06:28:10 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 14, 2012, 12:29:55 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I saw some cinnamon oil toothpicks the other day!  I still remember that pain. 

Never take a bet.   :-)
Then you  remember the little vial we could buy.
Take off the cap, and soak five or six picks in there for a few hours. Yikes!
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Re: Never...
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2012, 08:22:26 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 14, 2012, 06:28:10 PM
Then you  remember the little vial we could buy.
Take off the cap, and soak five or six picks in there for a few hours. Yikes!

Yes indeedy I do.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Never...
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2012, 08:43:42 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 14, 2012, 08:22:26 PM
Yes indeedy I do.   :cheersmate:
:cheersmate: :cheersmate: Two for you.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Never...
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2012, 04:11:58 AM »
NEVER get your penis caught in a zipper....

I remember those cinnamon oil toothpicks. I'd love to find some again!!
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Re: Never...
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2012, 08:40:50 AM »
...greet your friend Jack in an airport by saying, "Hi, Jack!"

...get pulled over and say, "Bad cop!  No donut!"

...show people that bitchin picture of you from 1982 with the mullet.  Ever.
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