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Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

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Never...
« on: June 12, 2012, 06:11:01 PM »
...buy an enema that attaches to a garden hose.

...pick your nose on a country road.


(add your own)
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Re: Never...
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2012, 06:24:42 PM »
...say never.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2012, 06:44:25 PM »
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Re: Never...
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2012, 06:51:16 PM »
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Re: Never...
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2012, 06:56:21 PM »
Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2012, 07:01:32 PM »
OH POOPS!

It's right there in my siggy...duh!

...interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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- Napoleon Bonaparte

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Re: Never...
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2012, 07:02:04 PM »
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Re: Never...
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2012, 07:03:40 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 12, 2012, 07:02:04 PM


Heh...we need an emoticon of a lightbulb lighting up.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2012, 07:17:00 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 12, 2012, 06:11:01 PM
...buy an enema that attaches to a garden hose.

A lot of the DUmp needs this . . . and would enjoy one, probably.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2012, 07:21:15 PM »
....fry bacon in the nude.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2012, 07:21:37 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2012, 07:17:00 PM
A lot of the DUmp needs this . . . and would enjoy one, probably.

Most of the DUmmies would be helped by an enema that attaches to a 12 gauge shotgun.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2012, 07:32:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 12, 2012, 07:21:37 PM
Most of the DUmmies would be helped by an enema that attaches to a 12 gauge shotgun.

An M61 Vulcan would be more appropriate.
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: Never...
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2012, 07:50:32 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2012, 07:32:21 PM
An M61 Vulcan would be more appropriate.

A .22 would cause lots of painful damage and create a longer time to have him think about things.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2012, 08:46:52 PM »

"Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it."   Albert Einstein
 
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Re: Never...
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2012, 01:54:40 PM »
smile at a crocodile, no you cant get friendly with a crocodile.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2012, 02:48:21 PM »
forget his name
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Re: Re: Re: Never...
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2012, 02:51:03 PM »
Quote from: dixierose on June 12, 2012, 07:21:15 PM
....fry bacon in the nude.

Yeah fry it in the pan.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2012, 03:04:44 PM »
...mess with your contacts after handling habaneros.

...put a cinnamon oil toothpick on your eyelid.

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Re: Never...
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2012, 04:06:07 PM »
...get involved in a land war in Asia.

...go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2012, 04:16:23 PM »
...take a leak on an electric fence.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2012, 04:46:07 PM »
...tug on Superman's cape

...spit into the wind.

...pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger

...mess around with Jim.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2012, 05:04:33 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 13, 2012, 04:46:07 PM
...tug on Superman's cape

...spit into the wind.

...pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger

...mess around with Jim.

Messing around with Jim is fine, but Slim will kick your ass.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2012, 09:02:39 PM »
It's now or...

A Mess of Blues... -Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley

1960, it was a good year...
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Re: Never...
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2012, 08:17:32 AM »
...scratch your nuts after putting on Ben-Gay.

...answer honestly when gf/wife asks if something makes her look fat.

...go into Denny's drunk at 3 am and order, "Cheese omelette, hold the eggs."  You'll get it.
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Re: Never...
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2012, 08:30:35 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 14, 2012, 08:17:32 AM
...scratch your nuts after putting on Ben-Gay.

...answer honestly when gf/wife asks if something makes her look fat.

...go into Denny's drunk at 3 am and order, "Cheese omelette, hold the eggs."  You'll get it.

funny story............one time when I was helping out hubby with my hand, I needed some lotion.  I used the Bengay thinking it might be a neat experience for him............it wasn't :-)
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