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...say never.
Again?
?!?
...buy an enema that attaches to a garden hose.
A lot of the DUmp needs this . . . and would enjoy one, probably.
Most of the DUmmies would be helped by an enema that attaches to a 12 gauge shotgun.
An M61 Vulcan would be more appropriate.
....fry bacon in the nude.
...tug on Superman's cape...spit into the wind....pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger...mess around with Jim.
...scratch your nuts after putting on Ben-Gay....answer honestly when gf/wife asks if something makes her look fat....go into Denny's drunk at 3 am and order, "Cheese omelette, hold the eggs." You'll get it.