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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:30:07 PM
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ask me anything. :-)
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ask me anything. :-)
Call me on the video phone!
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Call me on the video phone!
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I probably would if I knew how.
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Beer? Drunkenness?
I'm jelly.
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I probably would if I knew how.
That's ok, sweetheart. I'll text ya!
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ask me anything. :-)
What are you drunk on? (It makes a difference.)
Are you a pleasant drunk? Argumentative drunk? Sleepy (rolling head and wet mouth bordering on drooling) kinda drunk?
Curious minds wanna know! :rofl: :rofl:
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What are you drunk on? (It makes a difference.)
Are you a pleasant drunk? Argumentative drunk? Sleepy (rolling head and wet mouth bordering on drooling) kinda drunk?
Curious minds wanna know! :rofl: :rofl:
Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk. :naughty:
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Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk. :naughty:
Hello...
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Hello...
O-)
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Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk. :naughty:
Yeah, I can see where this one is going! :lmao:
With that much sugar in your alcohol, hangover is likely. But what the hell - that's tomorrow. Enjoy tonight!
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BEG is drunk and Schade hasn't popped in yet? :panic:
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Don't tell me Im going to have a hangover. :panic:
Schade is probably out partying. :mad:
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Don't tell me Im going to have a hangover. :panic:
Schade is probably out partying. :mad:
Okay. OJ and Amaretto.
Listen to Archie and tell me he wasn't hung over when he recorded this tune:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DU8av92FmM[/youtube]
Archie was a HUGE Amaretto drinker.
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Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk. :naughty:
If you add beer it would be a lunch box. Reminds me of college.
Put a shot glass of amaretto into a beer mug. Fill the mug up to the top of the shot glass with OJ. Fill the rest of the mug up with beer. Then chug. :cheersmate:
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Okay. OJ and Amaretto.
Listen to Archie and tell me he wasn't hung over when he recorded this tune:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DU8av92FmM[/youtube]
Archie was a HUGE Amaretto drinker.
Who is the chick? She is kinda sexy.
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If you add beer it would be a lunch box. Reminds me of college.
Put a shot glass of amaretto into a beer mug. Fill the mug up to the top of the shot glass with OJ. Fill the rest of the mug up with beer. Then chug. :cheersmate:
I don't like beer unless it is watered down crap like michelob ultra or something.
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Who is the chick? She is kinda sexy.
I have no idea. Listen to the tune. Maybe Archie will tell you through his pain. :lmao:
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I just got home, many several beers, well, 6 hours of IPA to be exact. I am weary and will remove myself from this laptop now. Night! :cheersmate:
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I just got home, many several beers, well, 6 hours of IPA to be exact. I am weary and will remove myself from this laptop now. Night! :cheersmate:
Noooo, stay and be drunk with me!
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Who is the chick? She is kinda sexy.
What other chicks (celebrities, athletes, etc.) do you find sexy?
(you said we could ask you anything O-))
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Noooo, stay and be drunk with me!?
I will always be drunk with you in my heart?
I want Whataburger.
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What other chicks (celebrities, athletes, etc.) do you find sexy?
(you said we could ask you anything O-))
Julie Bowen
Leslie Mann
Kristen Wiig (from Bridesmaids).
Katherine Heigl
Isla Fisher
As you can tell, I like funny women. If you can make me laugh...you are in.
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I will always be drunk with you in my heart?
I want Whataburger.
Mmmmm, onion rings.
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Well, I am going to seriously get the drink on, so goodnight bitches. Slaps fer ya'll.
And night to you BEG, kisses and hugs, dear.
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:lmao:
I'm not drunk, but I was watching a Duff McKagan interview on youtube and I said to my husband that if we weren't married I'd bang Duff! no idea why that came out of my mouth LOL.
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I went out for wine with the girls from work. Had to stop for a spicy chicken sandwich at Wendy's on the way home. So unhealthy, but oh so tasty too.
I find something very attractive about Angelina Jolie.....and it's not her lips. It's her eyes. They mesmerize me.
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She looks like a walking VD sample to me, but you're welcome to whatever she's got.
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I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole. I was just saying I find her attractive. I also think Jennifer Aniston's girl next door look is gorgeous.
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I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole. I was just saying I find her attractive. I also think Jennifer Aniston's girl next door look is gorgeous.
Welcome to every man's private fantasy. Angelina or Jennifer...
:-)
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Welcome to every man's private fantasy. Angelina or Jennifer...
:-)
What about Ashton Kutcher's Mom ? Er, I mean ex wife...
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What about Ashton Kutcher's Mom ? Er, I mean ex wife...
Um. No thanks. No way.
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And of course, I have to wait another 8 hours to have one of my tasty Oatmeal Stout beers.
Good news, however, if I have to work tomorrow night (and it's looking pretty damned likely I do) I'm getting Monday off, and you know what that means...BEER BREWING DAY!!!!
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I had a margarita at dinner and spent an hour at a wine store. We bought plenty of wine, but I haven't drank any of it. I might be drunk tomorrow. Get drunk tomorrow night too, BEG. We can be drunk together.
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No drinkies for me today - gotta be at
church the rifle range at 0530 tomorrow morning and I'd like a clear head for that.
However I do have the majority of a box of cheap domestic beer (in cans - the way God intended it) to work on tomorrow afternoon. :cheersmate:
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And of course, I have to wait another 8 hours to have one of my tasty Oatmeal Stout beers.
Good news, however, if I have to work tomorrow night (and it's looking pretty damned likely I do) I'm getting Monday off, and you know what that means...BEER BREWING DAY!!!!
Uh....dontcha really mean BEER SAMPLING DAY?
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Welcome to every man's private fantasy. Angelina or Jennifer...
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Not Angelina or Jennifer Aniston so much, but I do have a huge crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt. She be very pretty :)
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Are you watching her new show, The Client List? She shows lots of skin in that one. Just sayin'.....
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Don't tell me Im going to have a hangover. :panic:
Schade is probably out partying. :mad:
If you were here, I would be partying with you! I will need to read the rest of this thread - have a feeling this ended in a manner which would make me proud!
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Just finished the thread. As I suspected, BEG wants me because I make her laugh, I want her because she is HOT.
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Just finished the thread. As I suspected, BEG wants me because I make her laugh, I want her because she is HOT.
It seems that your temperature is raised, too! :cheersmate:
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It seems that your temperature is raised, too! :cheersmate:
She brings out the best in me! :hyper:
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Just finished the thread. As I suspected, BEG wants me because I make her laugh, I want her because she is HOT.
:picsneeded:
(Had to do it!) Anyway, I wanna be around to see that! :tongue: :fuelfire: :yahoo: :naughty: :hyper:
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No drinkies for me today - gotta be at church the rifle range at 0530 tomorrow morning and I'd like a clear head for that.
However I do have the majority of a box of cheap domestic beer (in cans - the way God intended it) to work on tomorrow afternoon. :cheersmate:
There's a difference??
I find I pray a lot when at the range. :-)
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:picsneeded:
(Had to do it!) Anyway, I wanna be around to see that! :tongue: :fuelfire: :yahoo: :naughty: :hyper:
Mwah!
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Mwah!
Love you too, Schade! :hot:
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She brings out the best in me! :hyper:
I see you.
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I see you.
I know you do. Hey, I went to a party last night and bought a bottle of roll on stuff to release my pheromones. I think you will like my scent and I can't wait to share. :-)
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I know you do. Hey, I went to a party last night and bought a bottle of roll on stuff to release my pheromones. I think you will like my scent and I can't wait to share. :-)
Is there a version that releases male pheromones? :hyper: :naughty: O-)
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I know you do. Hey, I went to a party last night and bought a bottle of roll on stuff to release my pheromones. I think you will like my scent and I can't wait to share. :-)
I don't need no stinkin' pheromones to like your scent.
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I don't need no stinkin' pheromones to like your scent.
I love ya and I like to sniff ya!
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Is there a version that releases male pheromones? :hyper: :naughty: O-)
Silly.... a pheromone is a pheromone! Actually, i take that back. Female pheromones were not released until Barackobama liberated them. :whatever:
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Silly.... a pheromone is a pheromone! Actually, i take that back. Female pheromones were not released until Barackobama liberated them. :whatever:
Now that is friggen funny. H5!
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Now that is friggen funny. H5!
Here is the sad thing, I have real friends who think the Julia story is truth to power. :hammer: I swear, get me out of this liberal hell hole.
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Here is the sad thing, I have real friends who think the Julia story is truth to power. :hammer: I swear, get me out of this liberal hell hole.
You are welcome to move here. You can have Lauren's room when she leaves for collage.
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Uh....dontcha really mean BEER SAMPLING DAY?
Having some while I brew would be a good idea, but it's Scoobie's b-day on Monday and I wanna surprise her with something.
But she won't tell me what she wants. Pfft. "Just another day," she says.
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Getting BEG and Schadey together is dangerous.
Girls say they just wanna have fun...but they have a few drinks, start huffing Pheromones...and who knows where that may lead?!!! :panic:
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Yeah, they don't look dangerous with all that 80's hair and makeup...but they ARE!
The 80's were a toxic mix of big hair, alcohol and pheromones. The carnage was devastating!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A[/youtube]
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Pretty sure that was Captain Lou Alban.
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Female pheromones were not released until Barackobama liberated them. :whatever:
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H5 and Hi - so good to see you again. You've been away too long!
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You are welcome to move here. You can have Lauren's room when she leaves for collage.
That would be fun. I will have to break it to my family. :lmao:
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Getting BEG and Schadey together is dangerous.
Girls say they just wanna have fun...but they have a few drinks, start huffing Pheromones...and who knows where that may lead?!!! :panic:
I have missed you Mr. Mannn! :blowkiss:
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H5 and Hi - so good to see you again. You've been away too long!
Was that a H5 or a slap on the ass? :naughty: Good to see you too.
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I have missed you Mr. Mannn! :blowkiss:
I missed you too. Come to think of it, its been a long while since we talked.
:blowkiss: right back at cha!
I remember a thread I made cause I couldn't stand the caveman avatar you were using and it became a contest for Schade worthy avatars...and you liked this one:
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9723/msmarvelmarvelcomics603.jpg)
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What can I say? I love it!
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I miss the party again.
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Welcome to every man's private fantasy. Angelina or Jennifer...
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HELL YES! I hear she's kinda off her rocker though. Like, seriously...
By the way, what's in Flair's one hand. I know he has the World Heavyweight title in his right, but what's in his left?
PS: I am maintaining absolute sobriety. Maybe for the rest of my life. Not to rain on your thread, BEG, or the rest of the party, but I just can't get down like that anymore.
And how the hell do you type straight when you're drunk, BEG. I sure as hell can't. We must have two completely different views of "drunk." Although, mine involves almost dying most of the time I drink, so....
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It's an 'energy shot' liquid vitamin supplement. It makes a nice pick-me-up.
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Ah. Lord knows he needs it these days...
5 hr Energy is good stuff. Only energy shot I drink.
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Ah. Lord knows he needs it these days...
5 hr Energy is good stuff. Only energy shot I drink.
I had one of those 5 Hour Energy drinks once, a few years ago. I was having problems at around 2 PM, every day, at work. Damn near fell asleep a few times. Well, I got one of those and drank it at 1 PM one day. At 11:51 PM I was wide awake and still staring at the ceiling where the atomic clock was beaming the time, thinking to myself, "Well, that was real smart." :thatsright: Haven't touched the stuff since.
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I had one of those 5 Hour Energy drinks once, a few years ago. I was having problems at around 2 PM, every day, at work. Damn near fell asleep a few times. Well, I got one of those and drank it at 1 PM one day. At 11:51 PM I was wide awake and still staring at the ceiling where the atomic clock was beaming the time, thinking to myself, "Well, that was real smart." :thatsright: Haven't touched the stuff since.
I don't have a problem with that stuff at all. Will drink one, maybe two (especially and almost exclusively while driving long distances), I will definitely sleep when I get to where I'm going.
No atomic clocks for me, TYVM! :-)
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I picked up a couple of no-name knockoffs a couple months ago. I didn't want to drink the entire thing so I used half a bottle at a time. Worked just fine.
Now, I'm off to get another cup of coffee. Mondays. :yawn:
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I don't have a problem with that stuff at all. Will drink one, maybe two (especially and almost exclusively while driving long distances), I will definitely sleep when I get to where I'm going.
No atomic clocks for me, TYVM! :-)
Those 5 Hour Energy things sell like hotcakes at our Petro truck stop. They can't stock enough of them.
And I really, really need one of those Screamin' Eagle alarm clocks or something. I don't wake up to regular alarms. The only problem is, those things plug into car cigarette lighters for truckers. I need one of those with prong plug ins. :(
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I miss the party again.
The party is eternal when Schade is involved!
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The party is eternal when Schade is involved!
And that is the ding dang truth! :cheersmate: