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Title: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:30:07 PM
ask me anything.  :-)
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: dutch508 on May 04, 2012, 08:32:21 PM
ask me anything.  :-)

Call me on the video phone!
 :naughty:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:38:27 PM
Call me on the video phone!
 :naughty:


I probably would if I knew how. 
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: NHSparky on May 04, 2012, 08:40:49 PM
Beer?  Drunkenness?

I'm jelly.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: dutch508 on May 04, 2012, 08:41:24 PM
I probably would if I knew how. 

That's ok, sweetheart. I'll text ya!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Eupher on May 04, 2012, 08:43:20 PM
ask me anything.  :-)

What are you drunk on? (It makes a difference.)

Are you a pleasant drunk? Argumentative drunk? Sleepy (rolling head and wet mouth bordering on drooling) kinda drunk?

Curious minds wanna know!  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:45:06 PM
What are you drunk on? (It makes a difference.)

Are you a pleasant drunk? Argumentative drunk? Sleepy (rolling head and wet mouth bordering on drooling) kinda drunk?

Curious minds wanna know!  :rofl: :rofl:

Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk.  :naughty:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: dutch508 on May 04, 2012, 08:53:26 PM
Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk.  :naughty:

Hello...
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:55:25 PM
Hello...

 O-)
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Eupher on May 04, 2012, 08:56:21 PM
Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk.  :naughty:

Yeah, I can see where this one is going!  :lmao:

With that much sugar in your alcohol, hangover is likely. But what the hell - that's tomorrow. Enjoy tonight!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: thundley4 on May 04, 2012, 09:09:48 PM
BEG is drunk and Schade hasn't popped in yet?    :panic:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:13:17 PM
Don't tell me Im going to have a hangover.  :panic:


Schade is probably out partying.  :mad:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Eupher on May 04, 2012, 09:19:03 PM
Don't tell me Im going to have a hangover.  :panic:


Schade is probably out partying.  :mad:

Okay. OJ and Amaretto.

Listen to Archie and tell me he wasn't hung over when he recorded this tune:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DU8av92FmM[/youtube]


Archie was a HUGE Amaretto drinker.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 04, 2012, 09:20:33 PM
Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk.  :naughty:
If you add beer it would be a lunch box. Reminds me of college.

Put a shot glass of amaretto into a beer mug. Fill the mug up to the top of the shot glass with OJ. Fill the rest of the mug up with beer. Then chug.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:22:12 PM
Okay. OJ and Amaretto.

Listen to Archie and tell me he wasn't hung over when he recorded this tune:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DU8av92FmM[/youtube]


Archie was a HUGE Amaretto drinker.

Who is the chick?  She is kinda sexy.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:23:33 PM
If you add beer it would be a lunch box. Reminds me of college.

Put a shot glass of amaretto into a beer mug. Fill the mug up to the top of the shot glass with OJ. Fill the rest of the mug up with beer. Then chug.  :cheersmate:

I don't like beer unless it is watered down crap like michelob ultra or something.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Eupher on May 04, 2012, 09:25:25 PM
Who is the chick?  She is kinda sexy.

I have no idea. Listen to the tune. Maybe Archie will tell you through his pain.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 04, 2012, 09:26:50 PM
I just got home, many several beers, well, 6 hours of IPA to be exact.  I am weary and will remove myself from this laptop now.  Night!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:27:41 PM
I just got home, many several beers, well, 6 hours of IPA to be exact.  I am weary and will remove myself from this laptop now.  Night!   :cheersmate:

Noooo, stay and be drunk with me!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 04, 2012, 09:31:10 PM
Who is the chick?  She is kinda sexy.

What other chicks (celebrities, athletes, etc.) do you find sexy?

(you said we could ask you anything  O-))
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 04, 2012, 09:36:31 PM
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Noooo, stay and be drunk with me!?

I will always be drunk with you in my heart?

I want Whataburger. 
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:41:47 PM
What other chicks (celebrities, athletes, etc.) do you find sexy?

(you said we could ask you anything  O-))

Julie Bowen
Leslie Mann
Kristen Wiig (from Bridesmaids).
Katherine Heigl
Isla Fisher

As you can tell, I like funny women. If you can make me laugh...you are in.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:42:18 PM
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I will always be drunk with you in my heart?

I want Whataburger. 

Mmmmm, onion rings.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: dutch508 on May 04, 2012, 09:43:14 PM
Well, I am going to seriously get the drink on, so goodnight bitches. Slaps fer ya'll.

And night to you BEG, kisses and hugs, dear.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Ballygrl on May 04, 2012, 09:55:59 PM
:lmao:

I'm not drunk, but I was watching a Duff McKagan interview on youtube and I said to my husband that if we weren't married I'd bang Duff! no idea why that came out of my mouth LOL.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Minky on May 04, 2012, 10:12:08 PM
I went out for wine with the girls from work. Had to stop for a spicy chicken sandwich at Wendy's on the way home. So unhealthy, but oh so tasty too.

I find something very attractive about Angelina Jolie.....and it's not her lips. It's her eyes. They mesmerize me.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2012, 10:14:39 PM
She looks like a walking VD sample to me, but you're welcome to whatever she's got.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Minky on May 04, 2012, 10:17:10 PM
I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole. I was just saying I find her attractive. I also think Jennifer Aniston's girl next door look is gorgeous.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2012, 10:22:28 PM
I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole. I was just saying I find her attractive. I also think Jennifer Aniston's girl next door look is gorgeous.
Welcome to every man's private fantasy.  Angelina or Jennifer...

:-)

Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: obumazombie on May 04, 2012, 10:24:41 PM
Welcome to every man's private fantasy.  Angelina or Jennifer...

:-)


What about Ashton Kutcher's Mom ? Er, I mean ex wife...
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2012, 10:28:00 PM
What about Ashton Kutcher's Mom ? Er, I mean ex wife...
Um.  No thanks.  No way.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: NHSparky on May 04, 2012, 10:48:01 PM
And of course, I have to wait another 8 hours to have one of my tasty Oatmeal Stout beers.

Good news, however, if I have to work tomorrow night (and it's looking pretty damned likely I do) I'm getting Monday off, and you know what that means...BEER BREWING DAY!!!!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 05, 2012, 12:20:26 AM
I had a margarita at dinner and spent an hour at a wine store.  We bought plenty of wine, but I haven't drank any of it.  I might be drunk tomorrow.  Get drunk tomorrow night too, BEG.  We can be drunk together.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: LC EFA on May 05, 2012, 12:37:51 AM
No drinkies for me today - gotta be at church the rifle range at 0530 tomorrow morning and I'd like a clear head for that.

However I do have the majority of a box of cheap domestic beer (in cans - the way God intended it) to work on tomorrow afternoon.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Eupher on May 05, 2012, 10:23:24 AM
And of course, I have to wait another 8 hours to have one of my tasty Oatmeal Stout beers.

Good news, however, if I have to work tomorrow night (and it's looking pretty damned likely I do) I'm getting Monday off, and you know what that means...BEER BREWING DAY!!!!

Uh....dontcha really mean BEER SAMPLING DAY?
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 05, 2012, 12:28:50 PM
Welcome to every man's private fantasy.  Angelina or Jennifer...

:-)



Not Angelina or Jennifer Aniston so much, but I do have a huge crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt. She be very pretty :)
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Minky on May 05, 2012, 01:40:52 PM
Are you watching her new show, The Client List? She shows lots of skin in that one. Just sayin'.....
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 02:35:34 PM
Don't tell me Im going to have a hangover.  :panic:


Schade is probably out partying.  :mad:

If you were here, I would be partying with you! I will need to read the rest of this thread - have a feeling this ended in a manner which would make me proud!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 02:42:42 PM
Just finished the thread. As I suspected, BEG wants me because I make her laugh, I want her because she is HOT.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: CG6468 on May 05, 2012, 02:56:51 PM
Just finished the thread. As I suspected, BEG wants me because I make her laugh, I want her because she is HOT.

It seems that your temperature is raised, too! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 03:22:11 PM
It seems that your temperature is raised, too! :cheersmate:

She brings out the best in me!  :hyper:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2012, 03:30:22 PM
Just finished the thread. As I suspected, BEG wants me because I make her laugh, I want her because she is HOT.

:picsneeded:

(Had to do it!)  Anyway, I wanna be around to see that! :tongue: :fuelfire: :yahoo: :naughty: :hyper:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Skul on May 05, 2012, 03:38:01 PM
No drinkies for me today - gotta be at church the rifle range at 0530 tomorrow morning and I'd like a clear head for that.

However I do have the majority of a box of cheap domestic beer (in cans - the way God intended it) to work on tomorrow afternoon.   :cheersmate:

There's a difference??
I find I pray a lot when at the range. :-)
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 03:39:55 PM
:picsneeded:

(Had to do it!)  Anyway, I wanna be around to see that! :tongue: :fuelfire: :yahoo: :naughty: :hyper:

Mwah!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2012, 03:43:47 PM
Mwah!

Love you too, Schade! :hot:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 05, 2012, 03:59:24 PM
She brings out the best in me!  :hyper:

I see you.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 04:17:08 PM
I see you.

I know you do. Hey, I went to a party last night and bought a bottle of roll on stuff to release my pheromones. I think you will like my scent and I can't wait to share.  :-)
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2012, 05:09:34 PM
I know you do. Hey, I went to a party last night and bought a bottle of roll on stuff to release my pheromones. I think you will like my scent and I can't wait to share.  :-)

Is there a version that releases male pheromones? :hyper: :naughty: O-)
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 05, 2012, 05:16:22 PM
I know you do. Hey, I went to a party last night and bought a bottle of roll on stuff to release my pheromones. I think you will like my scent and I can't wait to share.  :-)

I don't need no stinkin' pheromones to like your scent.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 09:56:25 PM
I don't need no stinkin' pheromones to like your scent.

I love ya and I like to sniff ya!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 09:58:05 PM
Is there a version that releases male pheromones? :hyper: :naughty: O-)

Silly.... a pheromone is a pheromone! Actually, i take that back. Female pheromones were not released until Barackobama liberated them.  :whatever:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 05, 2012, 10:05:00 PM
Silly.... a pheromone is a pheromone! Actually, i take that back. Female pheromones were not released until Barackobama liberated them.  :whatever:

Now that is friggen funny. H5!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 10:08:18 PM
Now that is friggen funny. H5!

Here is the sad thing, I have real friends who think the Julia story is truth to power.  :hammer: I swear, get me out of this liberal hell hole.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BEG on May 05, 2012, 10:31:02 PM
Here is the sad thing, I have real friends who think the Julia story is truth to power.  :hammer: I swear, get me out of this liberal hell hole.

You are welcome to move here. You can have Lauren's room when she leaves for collage.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: NHSparky on May 05, 2012, 10:37:13 PM
Uh....dontcha really mean BEER SAMPLING DAY?

Having some while I brew would be a good idea, but it's Scoobie's b-day on Monday and I wanna surprise her with something.

But she won't tell me what she wants.  Pfft.  "Just another day," she says.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 06, 2012, 09:40:38 AM
Getting BEG and Schadey together is dangerous. 
Girls say they just wanna have fun...but they have a few drinks, start huffing Pheromones...and who knows where that may lead?!!!  :panic:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 06, 2012, 10:18:51 AM
Yeah, they don't look dangerous with all that 80's hair and makeup...but they ARE!
The 80's were a toxic mix of big hair, alcohol and pheromones. The carnage was devastating!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A[/youtube]
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: obumazombie on May 06, 2012, 10:21:24 AM
Pretty sure that was Captain Lou Alban.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 06, 2012, 11:48:48 AM
Female pheromones were not released until Barackobama liberated them.  :whatever:

 :rotf:

H5 and Hi - so good to see you again.  You've been away too long!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 06, 2012, 12:32:22 PM
You are welcome to move here. You can have Lauren's room when she leaves for collage.

That would be fun. I will have to break it to my family.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 06, 2012, 12:33:09 PM
Getting BEG and Schadey together is dangerous. 
Girls say they just wanna have fun...but they have a few drinks, start huffing Pheromones...and who knows where that may lead?!!!  :panic:

I have missed you Mr. Mannn! :blowkiss:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 06, 2012, 12:34:31 PM
:rotf:

H5 and Hi - so good to see you again.  You've been away too long!

Was that a H5 or a slap on the ass? :naughty: Good to see you too.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 06, 2012, 06:45:26 PM
I have missed you Mr. Mannn! :blowkiss:
I missed you too. Come to think of it, its been a long while since we talked.
:blowkiss: right back at cha!

I remember a thread I made cause I couldn't stand the caveman avatar you were using and it became a contest for Schade worthy avatars...and you liked this one:

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9723/msmarvelmarvelcomics603.jpg)
:cheers1:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 06, 2012, 10:19:34 PM
What can I say? I love it!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Airwolf on May 06, 2012, 10:30:16 PM
I miss the party again.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Revolution on May 06, 2012, 10:38:36 PM
Welcome to every man's private fantasy.  Angelina or Jennifer...

:-)

HELL YES! I hear she's kinda off her rocker though. Like, seriously...

By the way, what's in Flair's one hand. I know he has the World Heavyweight title in his right, but what's in his left?

PS: I am maintaining absolute sobriety. Maybe for the rest of my life. Not to rain on your thread, BEG, or the rest of the party, but I just can't get down like that anymore.

And how the hell do you type straight when you're drunk, BEG. I sure as hell can't. We must have two completely different views of "drunk." Although, mine involves almost dying most of the time I drink, so....
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2012, 10:48:49 PM
It's an 'energy shot' liquid vitamin supplement. It makes a nice pick-me-up.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Revolution on May 06, 2012, 10:56:48 PM
Ah. Lord knows he needs it these days...

5 hr Energy is good stuff. Only energy shot I drink.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 07, 2012, 07:05:42 AM
Ah. Lord knows he needs it these days...

5 hr Energy is good stuff. Only energy shot I drink.

I had one of those 5 Hour Energy drinks once, a few years ago.  I was having problems at around 2 PM, every day, at work.  Damn near fell asleep a few times.  Well, I got one of those and drank it at 1 PM one day.  At 11:51 PM I was wide awake and still staring at the ceiling where the atomic clock was beaming the time, thinking to myself, "Well, that was real smart." :thatsright:  Haven't touched the stuff since.
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Eupher on May 07, 2012, 10:12:00 AM
I had one of those 5 Hour Energy drinks once, a few years ago.  I was having problems at around 2 PM, every day, at work.  Damn near fell asleep a few times.  Well, I got one of those and drank it at 1 PM one day.  At 11:51 PM I was wide awake and still staring at the ceiling where the atomic clock was beaming the time, thinking to myself, "Well, that was real smart." :thatsright:  Haven't touched the stuff since.

I don't have a problem with that stuff at all. Will drink one, maybe two (especially and almost exclusively while driving long distances), I will definitely sleep when I get to where I'm going.

No atomic clocks for me, TYVM!  :-)
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2012, 10:13:39 AM
I picked up a couple of no-name knockoffs a couple months ago.  I didn't want to drink the entire thing so I used half a bottle at a time.  Worked just fine.

Now, I'm off to get another cup of coffee.  Mondays. :yawn:
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Revolution on May 07, 2012, 02:48:12 PM
I don't have a problem with that stuff at all. Will drink one, maybe two (especially and almost exclusively while driving long distances), I will definitely sleep when I get to where I'm going.

No atomic clocks for me, TYVM!  :-)

Those 5 Hour Energy things sell like hotcakes at our Petro truck stop. They can't stock enough of them.

And I really, really need one of those Screamin' Eagle alarm clocks or something. I don't wake up to regular alarms. The only problem is, those things plug into car cigarette lighters for truckers. I need one of those with prong plug ins. :(
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 07, 2012, 05:51:35 PM
I miss the party again.

The party is eternal when Schade is involved!
Title: Re: I'm drunk...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 07, 2012, 09:13:28 PM
The party is eternal when Schade is involved!

And that is the ding dang truth!   :cheersmate: