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Offline Minky

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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2012, 10:12:08 PM »
I went out for wine with the girls from work. Had to stop for a spicy chicken sandwich at Wendy's on the way home. So unhealthy, but oh so tasty too.

I find something very attractive about Angelina Jolie.....and it's not her lips. It's her eyes. They mesmerize me.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2012, 10:14:39 PM »
She looks like a walking VD sample to me, but you're welcome to whatever she's got.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2012, 10:17:10 PM »
I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole. I was just saying I find her attractive. I also think Jennifer Aniston's girl next door look is gorgeous.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2012, 10:22:28 PM »
Quote from: Minky on May 04, 2012, 10:17:10 PM
I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole. I was just saying I find her attractive. I also think Jennifer Aniston's girl next door look is gorgeous.
Welcome to every man's private fantasy.  Angelina or Jennifer...

:-)

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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2012, 10:24:41 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 04, 2012, 10:22:28 PM
Welcome to every man's private fantasy.  Angelina or Jennifer...

:-)


What about Ashton Kutcher's Mom ? Er, I mean ex wife...
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2012, 10:28:00 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 04, 2012, 10:24:41 PM
What about Ashton Kutcher's Mom ? Er, I mean ex wife...
Um.  No thanks.  No way.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2012, 10:48:01 PM »
And of course, I have to wait another 8 hours to have one of my tasty Oatmeal Stout beers.

Good news, however, if I have to work tomorrow night (and it's looking pretty damned likely I do) I'm getting Monday off, and you know what that means...BEER BREWING DAY!!!!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2012, 12:20:26 AM »
I had a margarita at dinner and spent an hour at a wine store.  We bought plenty of wine, but I haven't drank any of it.  I might be drunk tomorrow.  Get drunk tomorrow night too, BEG.  We can be drunk together.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2012, 12:37:51 AM »
No drinkies for me today - gotta be at church the rifle range at 0530 tomorrow morning and I'd like a clear head for that.

However I do have the majority of a box of cheap domestic beer (in cans - the way God intended it) to work on tomorrow afternoon.   :cheersmate:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2012, 10:23:24 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 04, 2012, 10:48:01 PM
And of course, I have to wait another 8 hours to have one of my tasty Oatmeal Stout beers.

Good news, however, if I have to work tomorrow night (and it's looking pretty damned likely I do) I'm getting Monday off, and you know what that means...BEER BREWING DAY!!!!

Uh....dontcha really mean BEER SAMPLING DAY?
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2012, 12:28:50 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 04, 2012, 10:22:28 PM
Welcome to every man's private fantasy.  Angelina or Jennifer...

:-)



Not Angelina or Jennifer Aniston so much, but I do have a huge crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt. She be very pretty :)
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2012, 01:40:52 PM »
Are you watching her new show, The Client List? She shows lots of skin in that one. Just sayin'.....
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2012, 02:35:34 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:13:17 PM
Don't tell me Im going to have a hangover.  :panic:


Schade is probably out partying.  :mad:

If you were here, I would be partying with you! I will need to read the rest of this thread - have a feeling this ended in a manner which would make me proud!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2012, 02:42:42 PM »
Just finished the thread. As I suspected, BEG wants me because I make her laugh, I want her because she is HOT.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2012, 02:56:51 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 02:42:42 PM
Just finished the thread. As I suspected, BEG wants me because I make her laugh, I want her because she is HOT.

It seems that your temperature is raised, too! :cheersmate:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2012, 03:22:11 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on May 05, 2012, 02:56:51 PM
It seems that your temperature is raised, too! :cheersmate:

She brings out the best in me!  :hyper:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2012, 03:30:22 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 02:42:42 PM
Just finished the thread. As I suspected, BEG wants me because I make her laugh, I want her because she is HOT.

:picsneeded:

(Had to do it!)  Anyway, I wanna be around to see that! :tongue: :fuelfire: :yahoo: :naughty: :hyper:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2012, 03:38:01 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on May 05, 2012, 12:37:51 AM
No drinkies for me today - gotta be at church the rifle range at 0530 tomorrow morning and I'd like a clear head for that.

However I do have the majority of a box of cheap domestic beer (in cans - the way God intended it) to work on tomorrow afternoon.   :cheersmate:

There's a difference??
I find I pray a lot when at the range. :-)
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2012, 03:39:55 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2012, 03:30:22 PM
:picsneeded:

(Had to do it!)  Anyway, I wanna be around to see that! :tongue: :fuelfire: :yahoo: :naughty: :hyper:

Mwah!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2012, 03:43:47 PM »
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2012, 03:59:24 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 03:22:11 PM
She brings out the best in me!  :hyper:

I see you.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2012, 04:17:08 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 05, 2012, 03:59:24 PM
I see you.

I know you do. Hey, I went to a party last night and bought a bottle of roll on stuff to release my pheromones. I think you will like my scent and I can't wait to share.  :-)
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2012, 05:09:34 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 04:17:08 PM
I know you do. Hey, I went to a party last night and bought a bottle of roll on stuff to release my pheromones. I think you will like my scent and I can't wait to share.  :-)

Is there a version that releases male pheromones? :hyper: :naughty: O-)
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"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2012, 05:16:22 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 05, 2012, 04:17:08 PM
I know you do. Hey, I went to a party last night and bought a bottle of roll on stuff to release my pheromones. I think you will like my scent and I can't wait to share.  :-)

I don't need no stinkin' pheromones to like your scent.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2012, 09:56:25 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 05, 2012, 05:16:22 PM
I don't need no stinkin' pheromones to like your scent.

I love ya and I like to sniff ya!
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