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Offline BEG

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I'm drunk...
« on: May 04, 2012, 08:30:07 PM »
ask me anything.  :-)
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 08:32:21 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:30:07 PM
ask me anything.  :-)

Call me on the video phone!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 08:38:27 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 04, 2012, 08:32:21 PM
Call me on the video phone!
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I probably would if I knew how. 
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 08:40:49 PM »
Beer?  Drunkenness?

I'm jelly.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 08:41:24 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:38:27 PM
I probably would if I knew how. 

That's ok, sweetheart. I'll text ya!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 08:43:20 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:30:07 PM
ask me anything.  :-)

What are you drunk on? (It makes a difference.)

Are you a pleasant drunk? Argumentative drunk? Sleepy (rolling head and wet mouth bordering on drooling) kinda drunk?

Curious minds wanna know!  :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2012, 08:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 04, 2012, 08:43:20 PM
What are you drunk on? (It makes a difference.)

Are you a pleasant drunk? Argumentative drunk? Sleepy (rolling head and wet mouth bordering on drooling) kinda drunk?

Curious minds wanna know!  :rofl: :rofl:

Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk.  :naughty:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2012, 08:53:26 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:45:06 PM
Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk.  :naughty:

Hello...
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2012, 08:55:25 PM »
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2012, 08:56:21 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:45:06 PM
Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk.  :naughty:

Yeah, I can see where this one is going!  :lmao:

With that much sugar in your alcohol, hangover is likely. But what the hell - that's tomorrow. Enjoy tonight!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2012, 09:09:48 PM »
BEG is drunk and Schade hasn't popped in yet?    :panic:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2012, 09:13:17 PM »
Don't tell me Im going to have a hangover.  :panic:


Schade is probably out partying.  :mad:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2012, 09:19:03 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:13:17 PM
Don't tell me Im going to have a hangover.  :panic:


Schade is probably out partying.  :mad:

Okay. OJ and Amaretto.

Listen to Archie and tell me he wasn't hung over when he recorded this tune:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DU8av92FmM[/youtube]


Archie was a HUGE Amaretto drinker.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2012, 09:20:33 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 08:45:06 PM
Orange juice and amaretto, my husband has made me several. I'm an easy drunk.  :naughty:
If you add beer it would be a lunch box. Reminds me of college.

Put a shot glass of amaretto into a beer mug. Fill the mug up to the top of the shot glass with OJ. Fill the rest of the mug up with beer. Then chug.  :cheersmate:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2012, 09:22:12 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 04, 2012, 09:19:03 PM
Okay. OJ and Amaretto.

Listen to Archie and tell me he wasn't hung over when he recorded this tune:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DU8av92FmM[/youtube]


Archie was a HUGE Amaretto drinker.

Who is the chick?  She is kinda sexy.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2012, 09:23:33 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 04, 2012, 09:20:33 PM
If you add beer it would be a lunch box. Reminds me of college.

Put a shot glass of amaretto into a beer mug. Fill the mug up to the top of the shot glass with OJ. Fill the rest of the mug up with beer. Then chug.  :cheersmate:

I don't like beer unless it is watered down crap like michelob ultra or something.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2012, 09:25:25 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:22:12 PM
Who is the chick?  She is kinda sexy.

I have no idea. Listen to the tune. Maybe Archie will tell you through his pain.  :lmao:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2012, 09:26:50 PM »
I just got home, many several beers, well, 6 hours of IPA to be exact.  I am weary and will remove myself from this laptop now.  Night!   :cheersmate:
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2012, 09:27:41 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 04, 2012, 09:26:50 PM
I just got home, many several beers, well, 6 hours of IPA to be exact.  I am weary and will remove myself from this laptop now.  Night!   :cheersmate:

Noooo, stay and be drunk with me!
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2012, 09:31:10 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:22:12 PM
Who is the chick?  She is kinda sexy.

What other chicks (celebrities, athletes, etc.) do you find sexy?

(you said we could ask you anything  O-))
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2012, 09:36:31 PM »
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Quote from: BEG on May 04, 2012, 09:27:41 PM
Noooo, stay and be drunk with me!?

I will always be drunk with you in my heart?

I want Whataburger. 
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2012, 09:41:47 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on May 04, 2012, 09:31:10 PM
What other chicks (celebrities, athletes, etc.) do you find sexy?

(you said we could ask you anything  O-))

Julie Bowen
Leslie Mann
Kristen Wiig (from Bridesmaids).
Katherine Heigl
Isla Fisher

As you can tell, I like funny women. If you can make me laugh...you are in.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2012, 09:42:18 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 04, 2012, 09:36:31 PM
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I will always be drunk with you in my heart?

I want Whataburger. 

Mmmmm, onion rings.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2012, 09:43:14 PM »
Well, I am going to seriously get the drink on, so goodnight bitches. Slaps fer ya'll.

And night to you BEG, kisses and hugs, dear.
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Re: I'm drunk...
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2012, 09:55:59 PM »
:lmao:

I'm not drunk, but I was watching a Duff McKagan interview on youtube and I said to my husband that if we weren't married I'd bang Duff! no idea why that came out of my mouth LOL.
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