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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on March 30, 2012, 06:55:27 PM
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Is the night you return from the honeymoon too soon?
"Welcome to real life, darlin! Don't get no better than this!"
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I had to look that up and ewwwwww!
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I thought everyone knew...But your comment made me wanna look it up...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch%20oven
The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.
Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady!
A lot of definitions are on the page...
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As soon as she farts in your presence and doesn't act embarassed, excuse herself, or giggle, game on.
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Wait, what...you mean you're supposed to wait until the honeymoon is over? :whistling:
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Never done it, never will do it.
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Never done it, never will do it.
Ditto.
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H5 Rebel and Rich_T.
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Never done it, never will do it.
Me neither. The closest I've done is to pass a silent one and then wait until she moves for it to come out on her side of the bed. :whistling:
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It is part of my daily existence....for better or worse.
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I learn so much here. :rofl:
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I learn so much here. :rofl:
Unlearning it is the real trick.
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Okay Reb, rich--what if she does it to you first? Are you under a never under any circumstances, or simply a no "first-strike" rule?
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Okay Reb, rich--what if she does it to you first? Are you under a never under any circumstances, or simply a no "first-strike" rule?
Speaking from experience?????
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Never done it, never will do it.
Same, because I have to actually sleep in there and she has access to sharp objects...
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Okay Reb, rich--what if she does it to you first? Are you under a never under any circumstances, or simply a no "first-strike" rule?
Never. Under any circumstances.
I wouldn't marry a woman so classless as to do it to me.
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Never. Under any circumstances.
I wouldn't marry a woman so classless as to do it to me.
Sounds like you are missing out on a lot of fun. Farts are fun. Or funny. Serial!
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I heard a doctor say holding farts in is bad for you. Forcing them out is dangerous.
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Mine rips one and then "fluffs the sheets". :mad:
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I waited about a month to "Dutch Oven" my fiancee...
She wouldn't do it to me, although she lets them rip in my presence all the time.
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I did one a few years ago that was so bad that I could see the cloud coming, and there were no lights on at all. I didn't have to put my wife's head under the covers--it went right through them. :panic: :runaway:
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I had to look that up and ewwwwww!
:lmao: I am the oven in my family and hubby says I ruined his favorite thing and that was sleeping with his head under the covers :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I did one a few years ago that was so bad that I could see the cloud coming, and there were no lights on at all. I didn't have to put my wife's head under the covers--it went right through them. :panic: :runaway:
I made myself throwup one time, that is the say I got the name "Sewerbutt" :naughty:
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Never done it, never will do it.
Yup. She's got more class than that. (I ain't so sure about myself, but that's another issue.) :rotf:
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As soon as she farts in your presence and doesn't act embarassed, excuse herself, or giggle, game on.
Never have done it, never will do it.
But this is MAN LAW. Does a small camping tent count? Zip, I was out of there and running through the woods, I didn't care what I had on. That was at the one-year mark.
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Never have done it, never will do it.
But this is MAN LAW. Does a small camping tent count? Zip, I was out of there and running through the woods, I didn't care what I had on. That was at the one-year mark.
my brother, a vp of a global company, likes to go into someone's office and let one rip (and his are bad) and he shuts the door.
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my brother, a vp of a global company, likes to go into someone's office and let one rip (and his are bad) and he shuts the door.
Runs in the family, eh? Oh, better check your shorts for lumps.
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Runs in the family, eh? Oh, better check your shorts for lumps.
wearing a skirt today and going commando :naughty:
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wearing a skirt today and going commando :naughty:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bethenny-frankel-has-a-wardrobe-malfunction-during-a-push-up-contest-with-anderson-cooper/
How many pushups do you do during your lunch hour? :hyper:
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Qm5sRQyfg[/youtube]
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wearing a skirt today and going commando :naughty:
Oh my. Wanna climb a ladder?
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I see London, I see France...
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I see London, I see France...
Gina ain't wearing no underpants?
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Gina ain't wearing no underpants?
That sounds about right -Jerry Seinfeld-
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wearing a skirt today and going commando :naughty:
You are sooo full of shit.... :fuelfire:
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You are sooo full of shit.... :fuelfire:
How full of S H I Tea is she ? ? ?
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You are sooo full of shit.... :fuelfire:
No I ain't! I don't like pantylines nor thongs so :tongue: and :naughty:
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No I ain't! I don't like pantylines nor thongs so :tongue: and :naughty:
Sorry I didn't see this earlier!
:picsneeded:
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Sorry I didn't see this earlier!
:picsneeded:
:panic:
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:panic:
You bring out the best in me, dear! :-* :tongue:
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No I ain't! I don't like pantylines nor thongs so :tongue: and :naughty:
Man, if you weren't spoken for... :naughty:
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Man, if you weren't spoken for... :naughty:
There would be a serious dogfight on the board!
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There would be a serious dogfight on the board!
:exactly:
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No I ain't! I don't like pantylines nor thongs so :tongue: and :naughty:
There's the money shot.
:-) :fuelfire:
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There would be a serious dogfight on the board!
:lmao: Damn straight. Men of CC: Watch yourselves though. I may be skinny, but I'm wirey, and have great reflexes. :fuelfire: :ninja:
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:lmao: Damn straight. Men of CC: Watch yourselves though. I may be skinny, but I'm wirey, and have great reflexes. :fuelfire: :ninja:
A lot of us are armed . . . :tongue:
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Not sure how to respond to that, so...
:ohnoes:
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(http://www.deviantart.com/download/197475923/i__m_a_ninja_by_ashamanjung-d39kleb.jpg)
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(http://www.deviantart.com/download/197475923/i__m_a_ninja_by_ashamanjung-d39kleb.jpg)
awwwww cute little thing
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Teenage mutant ninja...
Turtles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPx-zkaKlTA)
Heroes in a half shell...
Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello.