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Offline Mr Mannn

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MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« on: March 30, 2012, 06:55:27 PM »
Is the night you return from the honeymoon too soon?
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 06:57:11 PM »
I had to look that up and ewwwwww!
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 07:10:08 PM »
I thought everyone knew...But your comment made me wanna look it up...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch%20oven
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The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.

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Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady!

A lot of definitions are on the page...
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 07:34:42 PM »
As soon as she farts in your presence and doesn't act embarassed, excuse herself, or giggle, game on.
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2012, 06:39:43 AM »
Wait, what...you mean you're supposed to wait until the honeymoon is over?  :whistling:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2012, 02:06:15 PM »
Never done it, never will do it.
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2012, 02:07:22 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 31, 2012, 02:06:15 PM
Never done it, never will do it.

Ditto.
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2012, 02:12:05 PM »
H5 Rebel and Rich_T. 
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2012, 02:23:37 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 31, 2012, 02:06:15 PM
Never done it, never will do it.


Me neither.  The closest I've done is to pass a silent one and then wait until she moves for it to come out on her side of the bed.  :whistling:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2012, 10:14:33 PM »
It is part of my daily existence....for better or worse.
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2012, 11:42:59 PM »
I learn so much here. :rofl:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2012, 01:37:31 AM »
Quote from: Minky on March 31, 2012, 11:42:59 PM
I learn so much here. :rofl:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2012, 09:59:21 AM »
Okay Reb, rich--what if she does it to you first?  Are you under a never under any circumstances, or simply a no "first-strike" rule?
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2012, 11:01:02 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 01, 2012, 09:59:21 AM
Okay Reb, rich--what if she does it to you first?  Are you under a never under any circumstances, or simply a no "first-strike" rule?

Speaking from experience?????

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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2012, 05:38:44 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 31, 2012, 02:06:15 PM
Never done it, never will do it.

Same, because I have to actually sleep in there and she has access to sharp objects...
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2012, 06:06:57 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 01, 2012, 09:59:21 AM
Okay Reb, rich--what if she does it to you first?  Are you under a never under any circumstances, or simply a no "first-strike" rule?

Never.  Under any circumstances.

I wouldn't marry a woman so classless as to do it to me.
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2012, 08:54:33 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on April 01, 2012, 06:06:57 PM
Never.  Under any circumstances.

I wouldn't marry a woman so classless as to do it to me.

Sounds like you are missing out on a lot of fun.  Farts are fun.  Or funny.  Serial! 
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2012, 10:14:19 PM »
I heard a doctor say holding farts in is bad for you. Forcing them out is dangerous.
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2012, 01:49:45 PM »
Mine rips one and then "fluffs the sheets".     :mad:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2012, 02:01:01 PM »
I waited about a month to "Dutch Oven" my fiancee...

She wouldn't do it to me, although she lets them rip in my presence all the time.
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2012, 02:28:11 PM »
I did one a few years ago that was so bad that I could see the cloud coming, and there were no lights on at all.  I didn't have to put my wife's head under the covers--it went right through them. :panic: :runaway: 
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2012, 02:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 30, 2012, 06:57:11 PM
I had to look that up and ewwwwww!

 :lmao:  I am the oven in my family and hubby says I ruined his favorite thing and that was sleeping with his head under the covers  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2012, 02:36:25 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 02, 2012, 02:28:11 PM
I did one a few years ago that was so bad that I could see the cloud coming, and there were no lights on at all.  I didn't have to put my wife's head under the covers--it went right through them. :panic: :runaway: 

I made myself throwup one time, that is the say I got the name "Sewerbutt"   :naughty:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2012, 02:43:48 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 31, 2012, 02:06:15 PM
Never done it, never will do it.

Yup. She's got more class than that. (I ain't so sure about myself, but that's another issue.)  :rotf:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2012, 02:50:40 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 30, 2012, 07:34:42 PM
As soon as she farts in your presence and doesn't act embarassed, excuse herself, or giggle, game on.

Never have done it, never will do it. 

But this is MAN LAW.  Does a small camping tent count?  Zip, I was out of there and running through the woods, I didn't care what I had on.  That was at the one-year mark. 
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