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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2012, 03:13:00 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 02, 2012, 02:50:40 PM
Never have done it, never will do it. 

But this is MAN LAW.  Does a small camping tent count?  Zip, I was out of there and running through the woods, I didn't care what I had on.  That was at the one-year mark. 

my brother, a vp of a global company, likes to go into someone's office and let one rip (and his are bad) and he shuts the door. 
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2012, 03:21:01 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 02, 2012, 03:13:00 PM
my brother, a vp of a global company, likes to go into someone's office and let one rip (and his are bad) and he shuts the door. 

Runs in the family, eh? Oh, better check your shorts for lumps.
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2012, 03:25:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 02, 2012, 03:21:01 PM
Runs in the family, eh? Oh, better check your shorts for lumps.

wearing a skirt today and going commando  :naughty: 
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2012, 03:29:55 PM »
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2012, 04:08:35 PM »
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2012, 04:09:44 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 02, 2012, 03:25:38 PM
wearing a skirt today and going commando  :naughty: 


Oh my. Wanna climb a ladder?
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2012, 04:49:22 PM »
I see London, I see France...
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2012, 04:52:04 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 02, 2012, 04:49:22 PM
I see London, I see France...

Gina ain't wearing no underpants?
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2012, 04:57:29 PM »
Quote from: docstew on April 02, 2012, 04:52:04 PM
Gina ain't wearing no underpants?
That sounds about right -Jerry Seinfeld-
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2012, 11:37:12 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 02, 2012, 03:25:38 PM
wearing a skirt today and going commando  :naughty: 

You are sooo full of shit....   :fuelfire:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2012, 11:38:22 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 03, 2012, 11:37:12 AM
You are sooo full of shit....   :fuelfire:
How full of S H I Tea is she ? ? ?
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2012, 06:48:30 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 03, 2012, 11:37:12 AM
You are sooo full of shit....   :fuelfire:

No I ain't!  I don't like pantylines nor thongs so  :tongue: and  :naughty:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2012, 03:01:20 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 07, 2012, 06:48:30 PM
No I ain't!  I don't like pantylines nor thongs so  :tongue: and  :naughty:

Sorry I didn't see this earlier!

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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2012, 03:21:34 PM »
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2012, 06:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 08, 2012, 03:21:34 PM
:panic:

You bring out the best in me, dear! :-* :tongue:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2012, 07:48:27 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 07, 2012, 06:48:30 PM
No I ain't!  I don't like pantylines nor thongs so  :tongue: and  :naughty:

Man, if you weren't spoken for... :naughty:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2012, 06:54:27 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on April 08, 2012, 07:48:27 PM
Man, if you weren't spoken for... :naughty:

There would be a serious dogfight on the board!
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2012, 07:31:30 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 09, 2012, 06:54:27 AM
There would be a serious dogfight on the board!

:exactly:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2012, 12:46:38 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 07, 2012, 06:48:30 PM
No I ain't!  I don't like pantylines nor thongs so  :tongue: and  :naughty:

There's the money shot.

 :-)   :fuelfire:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2012, 05:03:34 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 09, 2012, 06:54:27 AM
There would be a serious dogfight on the board!

 :lmao: Damn straight. Men of CC: Watch yourselves though. I may be skinny, but I'm wirey, and have great reflexes. :fuelfire: :ninja:
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2012, 06:28:17 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on April 10, 2012, 05:03:34 PM
:lmao: Damn straight. Men of CC: Watch yourselves though. I may be skinny, but I'm wirey, and have great reflexes. :fuelfire: :ninja:

A lot of us are armed . . .  :tongue:
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2012, 02:58:59 AM »
Not sure how to respond to that, so...

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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2012, 08:31:03 AM »
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
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Re: MAN LAW. How soon can you "Dutch Oven" the gal you love?
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2012, 01:48:25 PM »
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