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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 29, 2012, 09:55:59 AM
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Discuss.
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Discuss.
A shot of whiskey dunked into a mug of beer, that's it. None of those pretty color drinks, them is faggy. :-)
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A shot of whiskey dunked into a mug of beer, that's it. None of those pretty color drinks, them is faggy. :-)
a shot of some good rum lite on fire and dropped into a mug of beer taste like Dr. Pepper.
nothing beats a straight shot of Jack Daniels though,taste just like Jack Daniels.
That's all from memory , haven't had a drop of alcohol in six yrs.
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A shot of Jaegar dropped into a glass of Red Bull is acceptable.
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Let's see, the title of the OP is MAN LAW. Not etiquette or time-of-day or what have you. So:
Nothing sweet, ever. This includes rum & coke.
Stay season-appropriate. Whiskey in winter, gin-and-tonic in summer.
Straight shots aren't really grown-up. It looks desperate to get drunk. Now.
Martinis may pack a wallop, but the straight up ones in the pretty stemmed glasses are just so fem. Have them on the rocks with olives.
P.S. Rebel, that's the most dreadful thing I've ever heard of.
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Let's see, the title of the OP is MAN LAW. Not etiquette or time-of-day or what have you. So:
Nothing sweet, ever. This includes rum & coke.
Stay season-appropriate. Whiskey in winter, gin-and-tonic in summer.
Straight shots aren't really grown-up. It looks desperate to get drunk. Now.
Martinis may pack a wallop, but the straight up ones in the pretty stemmed glasses are just so fem. Have them on the rocks with olives.
P.S. Rebel, that's the most dreadful thing I've ever heard of.
Perhaps it's referred to as "Man Law" for a reason :cheersmate:
Whiskey is never out of season. Straight shots are so you receive the pure undiluted product to truly savor & appreciate it.
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Let's see, the title of the OP is MAN LAW. Not etiquette or time-of-day or what have you. So:
Nothing sweet, ever. This includes rum & coke.
Stay season-appropriate. Whiskey in winter, gin-and-tonic in summer.
Straight shots aren't really grown-up. It looks desperate to get drunk. Now.
Martinis may pack a wallop, but the straight up ones in the pretty stemmed glasses are just so fem. Have them on the rocks with olives.
P.S. Rebel, that's the most dreadful thing I've ever heard of.
I liked rum & Coke, preferably with Bacardi 151.
Whiskey and Coke, 7 & 7. I would even drink a Bloody Mary now and then to settle my stomach on a day after.
Mostly it was just beer.
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A real man drinks whatever the **** he wants to drink.
:cheersmate:
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A real man drinks whatever the **** he wants to drink.
:cheersmate:
This.
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That's true, DAT.
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a shot of some good rum lite on fire and dropped into a mug of beer taste like Dr. Pepper.
nothing beats a straight shot of Jack Daniels though,taste just like Jack Daniels.
That's all from memory , haven't had a drop of alcohol in six yrs.
I have to retract that last statement. I did have a shot or so of Bailey's in a cup of coffee a couple months back.
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And Orange Whips.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRp8GrXffhA[/youtube]
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A real man drinks whatever the **** he wants to drink.
:cheersmate:
Would you like another umbrella for your Shirley Temple, sir?
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Would you like another umbrella for your Shirley Temple, sir?
That is just a rabbit drink, not a real mixed drink, since it contains no alcohol.
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That is just a rabbit drink, not a real mixed drink, since it contains no alcohol.
Seriously? The best defense a trained lawyer can put up is I'm-rubber-you're-glue...
I'll have you know I prefer a nice scotch.
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Seriously? The best defense a trained lawyer can put up is I'm-rubber-you're-glue...
I'll have you know I prefer a nice scotch.
(http://finerthingsla.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/drunk-rabbit.jpg)
Canadian Club is supposed to be for seals. Baby harp seals, not the Navy kind.
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The only thing that should be mixed with good liquor in a glass is the occasional ice cube. Chasers are for sissies and sweet drinks are for ladies.
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The only thing that should be mixed with good liquor in a glass is the occasional ice cube. Chasers are for sissies and sweet drinks are for ladies.
Well just call me a sissy then...I like Crown and SPRITE with a twist of lemon.
I seldom drink so I guess I'm just not used to the really hard stuff.
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Well just call me a sissy then...I like Crown and SPRITE with a twist of lemon.
That's Crown abuse, JohnnyYank. :stirpot:
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That's Crown abuse, JohnnyYank. :stirpot:
You can call me an S.O.B. or you can call me a Racist or you can call me a bastard or you can call me a DUmmie but you doesn't have to call me a Yank.
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You can call me an S.O.B. or you can call me a Racist or you can call me a bastard or you can call me a DUmmie but you doesn't have to call me a Yank.
Yeah, my bad. That was low. :whistling:
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Yeah, my bad. That was low. :whistling:
Everything is good...I was just trying to do a parady of the old, "You can call me Ray or you can call be Jay or you can can call me Ray Jay......but you doesn't have to call me Johnson."
That's comedy skit is probably older than you. :-)
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Well just call me a sissy then
Sissy....
:tongue:
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Any and all whiskies, even Ca-nay-dee ah, are to be "on the rocks" or with water. My fav is JD single barrel.
Tequila (not Cuervo Gold/ preferrably a "silver") is to be shots, and shots only with lime, no juice. If you don't grimmace, ur doing it wrong.
Foo foo drinks are for your wife/gf, so she'll do the REALLY nasty. :naughty:
Finally, learn to drink Scotch & water, and not that lowland shit.
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Thank-you, WINEslob
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Thank-you, WINEslob
:lmao:
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Thank-you, WINEslob
Ahh, but that's NOT a mixed drink.
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Ahh, but that's NOT a mixed drink.
At your funeral I'm hanging a sign on the coffin:
"Boxed Wineslob"
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Yeah, my bad. That was low. :whistling:
Even my friends call me a "Damn Yankee". There is a discernable difference. :wink:
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At your funeral I'm hanging a sign on the coffin:
"Boxed Wineslob"
:thatsright:
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From a woman's perspective. Beer or whiskey are the only two men are allowed to drink and never starting with one and changing to the other. Anything else is suspect.
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Back in my college days, I used to start with beer, then go to wine, then vodka. I didn't do that too often, but the owners of stock in the makers of Excedrin and Bayer aspirin enjoyed it.
ETA: Said stockholders would probably enjoy going to http://www.electstevedawes.com and nosing around.
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Back in my college days, I used to start with beer, then go to wine, then vodka. I didn't do that too often, but the owners of stock in the makers of Excedrin and Bayer aspirin enjoyed it.
You've never heard, "liquor before beer, no fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker"?
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Doesn't really matter too much to me what kind of flavoured ethanol it is, be it rum , bourbon , scotch , vodka ... I mix it with coke.
Beer can be mixed with vodka but still should be served ice cold except in emergency situations.
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Gotta admit, I used to love electric watermelons from TGI Fridays in a martini glass and hell no, it isn't a lady's drink. It had, at least, 5 different clear liquors in it.
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Bailey's rocks is no question a mans drink. Also, Ernest Hemingway, by no means a pantywaist, used to drink "Papa Dobles," which were double-sized daiquiris. I doubt anyone ever questioned his manhood at the time.
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Whatever makes it from your stomach to the ground is a mixed drink.
Once in Germany a friend of mine brought this big plastic container of cheap red wine mixed with cola. "This is a good drink, it tastes the same coming up as going down," my friend explained.
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If you're a gin fan try mixing with coke instead of tonic...yum.
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Beer. Good beer. That is all. :cheersmate:
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Beer. Good beer. That is all. :cheersmate:
Shiner Bock?
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Discuss.
Irish Car Bombs or shots straight up. Anything else is a "cocktail." Hell, most of the shit on the bar qualifies as "cocktail". Vanilla vodka? AYFKM?
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Bailey's rocks is no question a mans drink. Also, Ernest Hemingway, by no means a pantywaist, used to drink "Papa Dobles," which were double-sized daiquiris. I doubt anyone ever questioned his manhood at the time.
I drink Bailey's on the rocks. How else are you supposed to drink it? :???: I do like it in hot chocolate though.
The only thing that should be mixed with good liquor in a glass is the occasional ice cube. Chasers are for sissies and sweet drinks are for ladies.
I'm a lady, and I prefer a slightly dirty Grey Goose martini, or Grey Goose on the rocks with a splash of water and 2 wedges of lemon.
Patron Silver shot with a slice of lime, however, after a couple of shots of tequila, I do get rather fiesty. :whistling:
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You've never heard, "liquor before beer, no fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker"?
I heard it all the time. Never stopped me from trying to be the one that proved it wrong! :banghead:
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Shiner Bock?
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is my go to. I love Real Ale's Rye too.
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I'm a lady, and I prefer a slightly dirty Grey Goose martini, or Grey Goose on the rocks with a splash of water and 2 wedges of lemon.
Patron Silver shot with a slice of lime, however, after a couple of shots of tequila, I do get rather fiesty. :whistling:
Hmmmm, interesting..... Buy you a drink, pretty lady? :naughty:
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Hmmmm, interesting..... Buy you a drink, pretty lady? :naughty:
O-)
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:ha:
Gotta admit, I used to love electric watermelons from TGI Fridays in a martini glass and hell no, it isn't a lady's drink. It had, at least, 5 different clear liquors in it.
My list of rules came from a perspective of, "if I were in the dating market, and had a first date with someone, what would make me snicker with my girlfriends later, or what would make me proceed?"
"Girls! He ordered a Brandy Alexander and wore cheap shoes!" :lmao:
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:ha:
My list of rules came from a perspective of, "if I were in the dating market, and had a first date with someone, what would make me snicker with my girlfriends later, or what would make me proceed?"
"Girls! He ordered a Brandy Alexander and wore cheap shoes!" :lmao:
Wow. Tough crowd. :-)
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Nothing wrong with knocking back a pint of Maker's Mark worth of Mark and Coke's in a single evening. Volume:Time consuming really trumps it all...
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Scotch or Whiskey on the rocks. No soda, no fruit, no f-ing umbrella's, none of that other shit either. Just decent booze and a little ice.
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I just drank 4 Coconut Rum/pineapple juices on the rocks. Bitches. Don't normally drink hard licka, but it's "that week". If you don't know what "that week" is, ask the person that got the hottest chick on CU award. ;-)
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A real man drinks whatever the **** he wants to drink.
:cheersmate:
Yeah, word .
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If I order one of those fruity drinks, I make a point to ask for no garnish. Save your umbrellas, swords, and fruit slices. :p
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I just drank 4 Coconut Rum/pineapple juices on the rocks. Bitches. Don't normally drink hard licka, but it's "that week". If you don't know what "that week" is, ask the person that got the hottest chick on CU award. ;-)
Cruzan Rum? Try Black Cherry Rum or Raspberry Rum with lemonade. I prefer Diet Lemonade only because the regular stuff is too sweet.
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I think your geographic location matters, too. A beach in the Caribbean? Order a fruity rum drink. A tap room in Philly? Make it a shot and a beer.
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I just drank 4 Coconut Rum/pineapple juices on the rocks. Bitches. Don't normally drink hard licka, but it's "that week". If you don't know what "that week" is, ask the person that got the hottest chick on CU award. ;-)
Is Coconut Rum REALLY hard licka????
I keed, I keed!!!
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Is Coconut Rum REALLY hard licka????
I keed, I keed!!!
No, and I went with something besides 80 proof Malibu. They had a huge bottle of some new stuff called "Coconut Jack" that was on sale. After about 4 drinks, I didn't feel anything. Turns out that stuff on sale ain't but damn 42 proof, 21% alcohol. Won't catch me buying something without reading again. Had to spike it up with real Bacardi. :censored:
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I've been a Jack & Coke drinker for 20 years. Nothing beats it.
However, if I'm out with friends and I'm driving, I will stick with a good Merlot or a Cab. Two is my limit. If I have a DD, I will undoubtedly hit the Jack. I used to date a guy in my twenties and there was a couple times we went through a handle on Friday night and we'd get back up and go out again on Saturday. I do not miss my twenties. Perhaps because I can barely remember them. :)
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I won't drink no stinkin' Shirley Temple,
A real man's drink is a Roy Rogers, Rocks.