The Conservative Cave
Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on November 05, 2011, 11:08:06 AM
-
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 07:39 PM
Original message
Had my groceries disappear out of my car on the way home.
My two favorite no longer available Target bags, one canvas one burlap, bread, Swiss cheese, three Stonyfield 32 oz yogurts, bag of Almond Joy minis for my lunches this week, Olivio, foot long turkey and swiss sandwich from the deli for dinner tonight, corn muffins, pumpkin donuts, bananas, eggs, pancake syrup and a 12 pack of Lipton citrus tea. $44 worth of groceries in total. And the bags had the bread and eggs visible under the light where I was parked.
I work in a town where you don't really have to worry about stuff disappearing. I usually don't lock my doors where I get my lottery ticket, so I didn't tonight. There was a young guy in at the same time I was buying a candy bar, but with with change. Unkempt, and not clean looking. thin dirty jacket and skull rag on his head. He came in the back door almost simultaneously, went out the front into the area where I was parked after the cashier counted his change (OUT LOUD which was embarrassing as hell). He did not look like he was doing OK.
Got my ticket, yakked with the cashier a few, looked at the new Car and Driver, went out to the car, opened the door, and noticed the bags were gone off my passenger front seat. I thought for a couple of minutes, and let it go. Anyone who is hungry enough to steal groceries needs them way way more than I do.
I hope he enjoys the pumpkin donuts.......he needs them way way more than I do. And I hope he shares his good fortune with his friends or family. Even in one of the richest counties in America, we have a lot of people in need, but they get ignored.
Have a nice evening.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2244264
I know this is mean and horrible, but :nelson:
Looks like the 99% occupied his groceries. :rotf:
-
The brain-damaged primitive can view the theft of his groceries the same way decent and civilized people view the theft of their hard-earned money for welfare to support the primitives.
-
This is a rehash of a bouncy on DUmmie underground a few years ago, at the moment I do not recall the original poster.
Anyone recall this?
-
BS dummie..you are just out the money...He sounds like a tweeker that probably thought you had more then that in the bottom of the bags(he even if you had a carton of smokes, he could sell that for cash for a habit). He just didn't have time to inspect exactly what you had in there before you got out so he took the bags. My guess is he left all your crap sitting in a back alley somewhere to rot. Your 44 bucks really went far didn't it? This is probably one thing I hate about liberals the ****ing most--they are such moronic romantics when it comes to human nature and for the worst of humanity. A tweeker out there stealing anything he can find to support a drug habit is somehow the kid in the Christmas shoes song, but a woman going door to door asking for donations to a Christian charity might as well be the devil herself. Twisted freaks.
-
BS dummie..you are just out the money...He sounds like a tweeker that probably thought you had more then that in the bottom of the bags (he even hoped if you had a carton of smokes, he could sell that for cash for a habit). He just didn't have time to inspect exactly what you had in there before you got out so he took the bags. My guess is he left all your crap sitting in a back alley somewhere to rot. Your 44 bucks really went far didn't it? This is probably one thing I hate about liberals the ****ing most--they are such moronic romantics when it comes to human nature and for the worst of humanity. A tweeker out there stealing anything he can find to support a drug habit is somehow the kid in the Christmas shoes song, but a woman going door to door asking for donations to a Christian charity might as well be the devil herself. Twisted freaks.
Damn, madam, I'll bet you're exactly right.
The guy was probably hoping there was booze or smokes in there, and dumped the rest.
<<really have to stop being a Pollyanna about people, but can't help self.
-
This is a rehash of a bouncy on DUmmie underground a few years ago, at the moment I do not recall the original poster.
Anyone recall this?
I thought the same thing.
What do you think Coach?
-
BS dummie..you are just out the money...He sounds like a tweeker that probably thought you had more then that in the bottom of the bags(he even if you had a carton of smokes, he could sell that for cash for a habit). He just didn't have time to inspect exactly what you had in there before you got out so he took the bags. My guess is he left all your crap sitting in a back alley somewhere to rot. Your 44 bucks really went far didn't it? This is probably one thing I hate about liberals the ****ing most--they are such moronic romantics when it comes to human nature and for the worst of humanity. A tweeker out there stealing anything he can find to support a drug habit is somehow the kid in the Christmas shoes song, but a woman going door to door asking for donations to a Christian charity might as well be the devil herself. Twisted freaks.
You just refreshed my memory a little, in the original bouncy the victim caught up to the thief and after looking him/her up and down for a few minutes gave him/her the rest of the grocery's that were not taken. I'm sure I would not be too far off if I threw in some admiring onlookers a little applause and a promise from the thief to vote for Obama, hopey changey you know.
-
I think the story is what he told his mom.
She gave him a list of stuff to buy, and he blew the money on drugs.
"Oh Noes! Groceries was (gasp) stolen!" He proclaimed loudly. "Gimmie some more money and I'll go back. What, your going yourself? OK. I'll watch TV in the basement (and smoke my crack)."
Never, ever trust a Dummie with money or a budget.
-
This is a rehash of a bouncy on DUmmie underground a few years ago, at the moment I do not recall the original poster.
Anyone recall this?
There was this one that is similar: CC link (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,59531.0/highlight,back%20seat.html)
[PotatoChip (142 posts) Sat May-28-11 09:19 AM
Original message
A young man, driven by hunger and desperation, stole groceries from my neighbor yesterday..
I just got back in from talking to my neighbor this morning.
She told me that she had 3 bags full of groceries stolen from her car yesterday. Apparently she had just finished doing her weekly food shopping and, leaving the car unlocked and running, made a quick trip into the post office. As she was walking back out, she saw that her car door was wide open and a there was a young man running off w/some of her groceries. She said that he looked to be about 14 to 16 years of age, thin and a bit disheveled.
He hadn't gotten very far. In fact, she said she probably could have caught up w/him if she wanted to. But instead, she just watched as he went off. Before he turned the corner onto another street, he briefly looked back and they made eye-contact. He looked scared she said, and sad. Then in that very brief moment, he mouthed the words, "I'm sorry", and continued on.
Stunned, she slowly got back in her car. Nothing but the food had been taken. Not her GPS, nor even her laptop which was in the back seat covered by the groceries that the young man had taken. He had to have seen it.
She says she cannot stop thinking about the whole incident and especially that very brief exchange they had had. He had missed one other bag and she briefly considered trying to catch up w/him and hand over that one too. But didn't. She said she is angry w/herself for not having tried to find him. I consoled her as best I could, but she was still clearly deep in thought as we parted company. And now, so am I.
What is happening to us as country?
-
There was this one that is similar: CC link (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,59531.0/highlight,back%20seat.html)
Bingo! Thanks. Looking at the date it was a fairly recent bouncy not a "few years ago" the golden age of bouncy's as I had thought.
-
:whatever:
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 07:47 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. Campbell's Beef Barley soup, but it will be warm........
I know he needed them, no one else was parked out front, I live where BMW's and Mercedes are the norm not the exception. I am just surprised the cops haven't shooed him out of town, the nerve of him existing......
A twofer. Get to brag about the rich hood it lives in plus get the word out about starving Americans.
Why didn't Brain Damage just go back to the store with it's wealthy self and buy more groceries ? No, we had to get our DUmp cred pumped up.
IF this did happen, a piece of advice, lock your doors you stupid ass.
-
:whatever:
A twofer. Get to brag about the rich hood it lives in plus get the word out about starving Americans.
Why didn't Brain Damage just go back to the store with it's wealthy self and buy more groceries ? No, we had to get our DUmp cred pumped up.
IF this did happen, a piece of advice, lock your doors you stupid ass.
You're aware of course, madam, that the brain-damaged primitive is Ballygrl's neighbor in New Jersey.
The guy's always whining about living in a red county.
-
yardwork (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 07:46 PM
Response to Original message
4. PM me your paypal account? I would like to donate the value of your groceries to you.
Your post made me feel like doing something. I already contribute to my local food kitchen.
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 07:48 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. Donate another $44 to the food kitchen, I will be OK thanks
what a wonderful gesture, thank you very much.
Please. :whatever:
Ballygrl, you have my sympathy.
-
If it happened in Newton NJ then it's not that uncommon.
-
Please. :whatever:
Ballygrl, you have my sympathy.
If he lives and works in Sussex County by choice, BTW the reddest County in NJ, that just really amuses me :lmao:, BMW and Mercedes are NOT THE NORM, regular cars and SUV's yes. Not sure if he works in Sussex County though, and Newton is a total dive but the rest of the County is nice.
-
I believe in Jesus and what he taught, and maybe that's why Republicans have so much hate in their hearts, because punishment is better to them than a full stomach.
Then why do red states donate more to charity than blue states?
-
:whatever:
A twofer. Get to brag about the rich hood it lives in plus get the word out about starving Americans.
Why didn't Brain Damage just go back to the store with it's wealthy self and buy more groceries ? No, we had to get our DUmp cred pumped up.
IF this did happen, a piece of advice, lock your doors you stupid ass.
Mercedes and Beema's have great lock and alarm systems on the remote. One push of the button and armed they are.
This is just a feel good bouncy from drainbramage for cred.
And the post from yard(piece of)work is priceless as well. PM me your Paypal account? Oh yeah, like that would be any kind of a good idea.
Just a quick survey, how many here can receive funds in their Paypal account?? ( inquiring minds want to know)
-
Just a quick survey, how many here can receive funds in their Paypal account?? ( inquiring minds want to know)
I have a few times when I've sold things on Ebay, not sure if you can just send money to anyone though.
-
We now have mass donations to food banks going on.
Then the spank goes down :
bluestateguy (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 07:48 PM
Response to Original message
6. Stealing somebody else's groceries is not OK
You should ask if the store had a camera watching the parking lot. It could be easy to nab him that way.
Had he stolen the groceries directly from the store, well that would not be OK either, but it is less of an outrage that stealing them from another customer who uses his/her hard earned money to buy food.
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 07:49 PM
Response to Reply #6
9. I am not vindictive to those who are not as fortunate as me
Edited on Fri Nov-04-11 07:51 PM by DainBramaged
and that my non-friend is the deference between you and I.
I believe in Jesus and what he taught, and maybe that's why Republicans have so much hate in their hearts, because punishment is better to them than a full stomach.
You go to hell for lying just as fast as you do for stealing.
-
I have a few times when I've sold things on Ebay, not sure if you can just send money to anyone though.
You have to set the account up to receive money though, right? M/zeit handles the paypal but I remember her saying she didn't want it tied to an account so we can only pay not receive.
-
We now have mass donations to food banks going on.
Then the spank goes down :
You go to hell for lying just as fast as you do for stealing.
Excellent point. Drainbramage is headed into a nose dive from which he may not recover on this one. :rofl:
-
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 08:02 PM
Response to Reply #21
26. I am far from well off, that $44 was 2/3 of my grocery budget for the week
but I have an apartment, I have a car, and I'll have to think about those Almond Joys when I'm eating my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch at work for the 20th+ week in a row.........
boo hoo. Someone needy took your groceries. :whatever: I don't want to hear your pity puss stories about your sorry lunch choice. BTW, you eat damn well for someone on a budget.
-
Good Lord.
They all either donate to food banks or volunteer at food banks. Yeah.
Lorien (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-05-11 12:36 AM
Response to Reply #33
77. A person can become so hungry that they would risk their life for food
I don't know if that was the case here, but it sounds like DainBamaged lives in an affluent area and does not drive a beater. If the thief had to steal food to eat than he was in a way tougher position.
Yes, it was a hungry thief. Brain Damage said so. Don't question Brain Damage. You're ruining the mood AND the bouncy.
Zanzoobar (567 posts) Fri Nov-04-11 08:51 PM
Response to Reply #45
49. Suppose for instance that it wasn't your stuff
Edited on Fri Nov-04-11 08:52 PM by Zanzoobar
It was someone else's stuff and you were watching it get stolen.
I understand that it's cool with you if someone de-bags you of groceries. But if you had watched the theft, how would you make a judgement on who needed the food more? The swiper or the guy trying to feed his kids?
What if someone had bonked the pilferer over his head? He might have thought your kids were waiting for dinner.
What if your thief traded your food at a crack house?
It just seems to me you've made a judgement when none is due, either way.
Kahuna (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-05-11 09:55 AM
Response to Reply #51
89. Indeed. So sad to turn a generous gesture into a pissing contest.
But then again, that's du for you.
Well maybe JUST maybe if the generous gesture were true, no one would say peep about it. If you're going to lie, be willing to take the heat.
THAT is the problem with DU. It's all lies.
-
yardwork (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 07:46 PM
Response to Original message
4. PM me your paypal account? I would like to donate the value of your groceries to you.
Your post made me feel like doing something. I already contribute to my local food kitchen.
Well, when I was leaving Whole Foods today, I stopped at the Chevron on the corner to get some unhealthy snacks Whole Foods didn't offer. I live in Las Vegas, so I always leave my car doors unlocked and car running. I stayed in the store chatting with the cashier about daily events. When I came back out, my car and $500 worth of food was GONE! I had to walk home with nothing. It was so embarrassing.
PM me if you want my Paypal address.
-
You have to set the account up to receive money though, right? M/zeit handles the paypal but I remember her saying she didn't want it tied to an account so we can only pay not receive.
Yes, I set Paypal up when I signed up for Ebay, I just use it when I buy or sell things.
-
Not everyone who steals does so because they're "down on their luck". A thief will steal as the opportunity presents itself. Most poor people I have ever met would much rather swallow their pride and seek charity for themselves and their families rather than dishonor themselves and deprive others by stealing. Are there no food stamps, WIC, or food banks where this DUmmy lives. There's a good chance that the thief, seeing bags in an unlocked car, thought there might be something really valuable in them and just grabbed them up. If the DUmbass had just driven around the block, she might have found her groceries and bags just dumped out on the ground somewhere, the thief being disappointed that he got nothing but pumpkin donuts, or whatever.
That's assuming, of course, that a word of her story is true.
But the possibility of it just being the work of an opportunistic thief wouldn't fit into the narrative of all the "poor, desperate people out there starving to death as a result of Rethuglican policies". Nor would it allow for the sidelong self-congratulatory pose of being, "not vindictive to those who are not as fortunate as me". :whatever:
-
I think every DUmmy reading here and there needs to hand out $44 worth of food once a week all year long so needy people aren't forced to steal.
-
O M G
silverweb (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-05-11 02:34 PM
Response to Original message
110. I was burglarized one Christmas years ago.
This was back near the end of Bush Sr's term. My daughter was only 3 or 4 at the time, and we'd gone to my brother's house overnight for Christmas Eve & Christmas Day.
When we got home and discovered the theft, the items missing were:
1 Christmas ornament off our little tree;
1 new stuffed toy;
1 blanket;
1/2-gallon of milk and every bit of nonperishible food.
Someone with a child, hungry, took only what they needed.
The wrapping paper from the stuffed toy (a gorgeous life-sized white cat) had obviously been torn off by a child and was in a heap on the floor. My child said, "She just wanted a Christmas present, too," and I hugged her with tears in my eyes. She understood even then.
Although we had little to spare back then, I wished I'd left some cash laying around.
Thanks for sharing your story, DainBramaged. At the very least, you've inspired some new donations to food pantries and help organizations.
I see they don't lock the house either. :whatever: BOUNCE SKY HIGH. :lmao:
So I'm getting the DUmmies have no problem with you stealing from them as long as you say you're needy.
Or is it because that's the excuse they use when they steal ?
-
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 08:02 PM
Response to Reply #21
26. I am far from well off, that $44 was 2/3 of my grocery budget for the week
but I have an apartment, I have a car, and I'll have to think about those Almond Joys when I'm eating my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch at work for the 20th+ week in a row.........
Sounds to me like his car payment is more than his grocery budget, way to prioritize DUmmie.
-
O M G
Uh huh.
There started an avalanche, the primitives descending into maudlinity.
The primitives do that sometimes.
-
silverweb (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-05-11 02:34 PM
Response to Original message
110. I was burglarized one Christmas years ago.
This was back near the end of Bush Sr's term. My daughter was only 3 or 4 at the time, and we'd gone to my brother's house overnight for Christmas Eve & Christmas Day.
When we got home and discovered the theft, the items missing were:
1 Christmas ornament off our little tree;
1 new stuffed toy;
1 blanket;
1/2-gallon of milk and every bit of nonperishible food.
Someone with a child, hungry, took only what they needed.
The wrapping paper from the stuffed toy (a gorgeous life-sized white cat) had obviously been torn off by a child and was in a heap on the floor. My child said, "She just wanted a Christmas present, too," and I hugged her with tears in my eyes. She understood even then.
Although we had little to spare back then, I wished I'd left some cash laying around.
Thanks for sharing your story, DainBramaged. At the very least, you've inspired some new donations to food pantries and help organizations.
Oh FFS, the burglars are bringing the kids along now, too, so they can select their stolen Christmas gifts?
They're not even trying anymore. Zero :stoner:'s awarded.
-
Oh FFS, the burglars are bringing the kids along now, too, so they can select their stolen Christmas gifts?
They're not even trying anymore. Zero :stoner:'s awarded.
I'm still trying to figure out this, uh, rather gratuitous snippet of information:
This was back near the end of Bush Sr's term.
That's an obvious hint to be skeptical, when a primitive interjects politics into a nonpolitical subject.
-
I once had some colorful ceramic gnomes. Two, in a rock garden on the side of my house.
I came home one day and found them gone. I did weep and sob over the loss but my heart knew someone that couldn't afford gnomes probably needed them more than me.
I sure hope they have a happy home. :rotf: I can't afford to replace them but I do pray for them and their new owners.
Since that day, I have given regularly to the traveling gnome for their Lost Gnome Foundation. It's not a lot of money but I know it will help at least one gnome get back home safe.
-
In the spirit of shadeaux's generosity on supplying money for lost gnomes-
The previous owners of our home had their United States flag stolen off of the front of the house. A few days later, whoever took it brought it back, and reinstalled it on the receptacle on the house. Obviously, this was a downtrodden person in need of some patriotism, and couldn't afford a flag of their own.
On that note, I'm willing to purchase and install a deluxe United States flag in a prominent location of my choosing on any DUmmie's home/apartment/section 8 housing, that would like to express their patriotism, but cannot afford to do so. :popcorn:
-
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-04-11 07:49 PM
Response to Reply #6
9. I am not vindictive to those who are not as fortunate as me
Edited on Fri Nov-04-11 07:51 PM by DainBramaged
and that my non-friend is the deference between you and I.
I believe in Jesus and what he taught, and maybe that's why Republicans have so much hate in their hearts, because punishment is better to them than a full stomach.
His point, dipshit, is you should not encourage this. It may not be an inconvenience to you, but what if it had been a family raising children who have a 300 budget a month for food and they just lost 15% of that budget to a thief? What if that was the last 44 bucks a single mother had until payday in a few days and now she has very little to feed her children? Seriously, think, dummie...even if true(likely not) your tacit approval only encouraged that thief to do it again. The next person very well may not be able to weather that kind of thievery like you did and they may have other mouths relying on them being able to get their hard-earned groceries home without a tweaker pilfering them. :hammer: :hammer:
-
I've been thinking about something ever since I first read this some hours ago.
.....and that my non-friend is the deference between you and I.
Surely the brain-damaged primitive means "the difference," but maybe not.
-
I've been thinking about something ever since I first read this some hours ago.
Surely the brain-damaged primitive means "the difference," but maybe not.
I noticed that too, frank. I like how he uses 'non-friend'; it reminds me of a Frenchman taking off his glove and slapping another man across the face. I guess it was supposed to have a sting from the icon of goodness and generosity that is brain-damaged. Saint brain-damaged has spoken...
-
I live where BMW's and Mercedes are the norm not the exception.
I just re-read this and realized he said "I live where" well I want to know where in Sussex County BMW's and Mercedes are the norm!
-
Shut up your bitchin' Dain you worthless parasite.
You should feel proud that your property was redistributed to the needy without your consent and without any verification of what constitutes needy.
Except you won't of course. Wealth redistribution only applies to people who don't support wealth redistribution.
"You can't steal from me ! I support stealing from others !"
-
My child said, "She just wanted a Christmas present, too," and I hugged her with tears in my eyes. She understood even then.
Raise a child in the way......yeah, teach 'em young how to burglarize a house.
-
My child said, "She just wanted a Christmas present, too," and I hugged her with tears in my eyes. She understood even then.
Raise a child in the way......yeah, teach 'em young how to burglarize a house.
Yeah this thread is one long justification of burglary...H5
-
This thread is sappy and sticky, I won't row over as I'll never get the boat under sail again, nor my stomach settled.
This is probably one thing I hate about liberals the ****ing most--they are such moronic romantics when it comes to human nature and for the worst of humanity.
You got that right, JTYangel. It's maddening. I'm surprised any of them are still alive. It's the worst with these robbery stories, when they try to outdo each other. All the weepy eyes, the Lifetime movie moments. Gaah!
-
This thread is sappy and sticky, I won't row over as I'll never get the boat under sail again, nor my stomach settled.
You got that right, JTYangel. It's maddening. I'm surprised any of them are still alive. It's the worst with these robbery stories, when they try to outdo each other. All the weepy eyes, the Lifetime movie moments. Gaah!
Heh, my Mom came home from Montana one year for Christmas. Gave me all my brother's Christmas presents to take to my home and wrap. It was bad weather, so I tossed em in my backseat. Drove home, and thought I would just leave em out there because I didn't want to lug the stuff in. Car got broken into. All the stuff got stolen. You can't replace all that Montana Micro-Brew, and syrup, preserves, and what all. :thatsright:
Trust, that was NOT a Lifetime moment for my family. More like FX.
-
Trust, that was NOT a Lifetime moment for my family. More like FX.
:rofl:
-
I find ya breaking into my car, I'll leave ya a 185-grain P+ present, cause the cars are in the garage, which is my house.
Deadly force is authorized. Ho-ho-ho, mother****ers.
-
I find ya breaking into my car, I'll leave ya a 185-grain P+ present, cause the cars are in the garage, which is my house.
Deadly force is authorized. Ho-ho-ho, mother****ers.
Now there is one of those things that I've always fretted about, and worry that by the time I get around to making a choice, the perp will have left my home. Should I use the shotgun, or the handgun? I know the shotgun is more devastating, but I'd really like to use the handgun, too.
Oh, well. Maybe if someone breaks in, and the spousal unit is around, she can wield the shotgun, whilst I use the handgun. Decisions, decisions.
-
Now there is one of those things that I've always fretted about, and worry that by the time I get around to making a choice, the perp will have left my home. Should I use the shotgun, or the handgun? I know the shotgun is more devastating, but I'd really like to use the handgun, too.
Oh, well. Maybe if someone breaks in, and the spousal unit is around, she can wield the shotgun, whilst I use the handgun. Decisions, decisions.
I'm just going with what's closest.
-
From the titles I was certain it was going to be a UFO/Missing time story. But its just an OWSer doing what OWSers do.
-
I'm just going with what's closest.
I'd take the scariest thing.
-
I'd take the scariest thing.
You would bring out a naked Frank with a wrench in his hands? :-)
-
You would bring out a naked Frank with a wrench in his hands? :-)
:rofl:
In this situation, Frank would be deciding between a Snap-on and S&K. :-)
-
I'd take the scariest thing.
12-gauge pump or a S&W 1911 .45? Both would pretty much guarantee evacuation of the bowels.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3477/3728187150_6a3a0aba66.jpg)
Pic related.
-
Shotgun for me. 00 buck. And make sure they hear the chuh-chuck of the first round being chambered. It helps having creaky floors and three dogs, though. I don't think a perp would be dumb enough to try and stay in my home once he got in. Dogs go berzerk at the slightest noise.
-
Shotgun for me. 00 buck. And make sure they hear the chuh-chuck of the first round being chambered. It helps having creaky floors and three dogs, though. I don't think a perp would be dumb enough to try and stay in my home once he got in. Dogs go berzerk at the slightest noise.
One way to handle this is to collect shoe boxes all year. Got a dog, neighbor have a dog, gather up all the poop into plastic bags and freeze them. Come holiday times remove the frozen poop and place in the shoe boxes, wrap the boxes in holiday wrap and leave on the back seat.
When shopping lock everything bought in the trunk and do not lock the car doors. Long as the doors are open no one will break the windows to get in. Sooner or later you will find the boxes of poop gone, windows intact. Thieves will ignore the radio or most anything to get to the wrapped boxes.
This can be a family tradition most fun for the kids take bets on how long the boxes will remain in back seat, and a running log of places they were taken from.
We did this one year during a garbage strike, only way to get rid of the stuff, use your imagination in hard times. My girls thought this disgusting and pranced away until they saw the boys 7-9 having a blast ---soon they could not help get into the Evil, wicked ways and joined in. When the strike ended it was the girls that felt the worse, the youngest had a dead frog she had planned on adding to the boxes.
What fun raising 4 kids, strange how they become such straight laced people when they have their own kids.
-
12-gauge pump or a S&W 1911 .45? Both would pretty much guarantee evacuation of the bowels.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3477/3728187150_6a3a0aba66.jpg)
Pic related.
That gun is beautiful. I should ask Santa for one.
-
That gun is beautiful. I should ask Santa for one.
A woman who appreciates fine art . . . after my own heart . . . :tongue: :fuelfire: :wink:
-
Now there is one of those things that I've always fretted about, and worry that by the time I get around to making a choice, the perp will have left my home. Should I use the shotgun, or the handgun? I know the shotgun is more devastating, but I'd really like to use the handgun, too.
Oh, well. Maybe if someone breaks in, and the spousal unit is around, she can wield the shotgun, whilst I use the handgun. Decisions, decisions.
I have a hand gun that will get me to the safe where the scary, evil, black, assault rifles are.
And the two shotguns. :-)
-
I have a hand gun that will get me to the safe where the scary, evil, black, assault rifles are.
And the two shotguns. :-)
Pheww, good thing you keep them locked up, who knows what evil they are up to when you are not looking.