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Title: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 05:55:29 PM
Yeah, any of you lurking DUmmies who think I'm being a mean spirited bitch, guilty.  But at least I don't run my husband's employer down on the internet, or anywhere else for that matter.  I like the fact that he supports my internet habit.  Let this be a lesson to everyone to exhibit some gratitude for having a job.
BTW, my children have both worked fast food, my son currently does, and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with working at one of those places.  They at least offer value for your hard earned dollar, plus there's meat on the menu, not some froufrou overpriced, umm, stuff.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Skul on July 25, 2011, 06:06:33 PM
None of the above.
They're all reputable businesses.
Wouldn't wish her on them.

Perhaps a nice biker-bar in downtown Newark.
Doesn't even have to be nice.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 25, 2011, 06:08:37 PM
I saw that thread this morning. The day after Cali trashed her job online, she SAYS she quit cause she was sorry.

Yeah, right. The Biatch was FIRED!
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: delilahmused on July 25, 2011, 06:09:33 PM
How about bathroom cleaner at rest stops and state parks?

Cindie
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 06:13:06 PM
Gotta give youall HI5's.  Maybe bathroom cleaner at the biker bar?
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: compaqxp on July 25, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Meh, McD's is always hiring and can replace her in 5 seconds if need be.


Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 06:16:40 PM
Meh, McD's is always hiring and can replace her in 5 seconds if need be.




True, and let's not forget half the jobs created this past May in the USA were McDonald's jobs.

http://weaselzippers.us/2011/07/23/gop-picking-up-white-voters-in-droves/
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: miskie on July 25, 2011, 06:18:41 PM
She is in Vermont - Ben & Jerry's is the obvious choice - and she can badmouth 'rethugs' all she wants there and not worry about losing her job.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Skul on July 25, 2011, 06:19:02 PM
There's a "none of the above" available.
Add biker-bar restroom clean-up girl. :-)
Watch the votes mount up. :rotf:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 25, 2011, 06:27:17 PM
Outhouse Attendent...should smell just like home to her.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 06:28:23 PM
She is in Vermont - Ben & Jerry's is the obvious choice - and she can badmouth 'rethugs' all she wants there and not worry about losing her job.

Eggzellent idea.  Although, if she claimed they had earwigs, she'd be fired there too.  Hating Republicans can only take you so far. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 06:28:59 PM
Outhouse Attendent...should smell just like home to her.

 :hammer: :-) :rotf:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 25, 2011, 06:40:11 PM
Yeah, any of you lurking DUmmies who think I'm being a mean spirited bitch, guilty.  But at least I don't run my husband's employer down on the internet, or anywhere else for that matter.  I like the fact that he supports my internet habit.  Let this be a lesson to everyone to exhibit some gratitude for having a job.
BTW, my children have both worked fast food, my son currently does, and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with working at one of those places.  They at least offer value for your hard earned dollar, plus there's meat on the menu, not some froufrou overpriced, umm, stuff.


I made a decent living at it for 10+ years. Started as a cook. Ended up being the company health dept procedure guy for the lower mid-east and east coast. That entailed documenting the local health dept regs and implementing the procedures so the stores didn't get shut down. A store got shut down, I was there within 4 hours.

I freaking despise local health departments and their damn nazi sanitarians.  I've seen these bastards shut down a store because the damn city provided dumpster didn't have a drain plug in it. And then the damn city maintenance idiots told me that their ordnance prohibited them from putting one in cause it would fill up with water when it rained. I finally went and bought one, put it in myself, got the store open, and the when the HD nazi left, I told the manager to take it out and keep it. Then whenever the asshole showed up, to put it back in and tell him you were cleaning the damn thing and needed to drain the water and forgot to put it back in.

Your government at work.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Tucker on July 25, 2011, 06:40:41 PM
Either McDonald's or Pizza Hut.

I haven't eaten in a McDonald's in 30 years and gave up on Pizza Hut when they fired the delivery driver for defending himself against a armed robber.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 25, 2011, 06:43:29 PM
None of those fast food places will do. Granted, Republicans usually go to better places, with table service, but she would still be exposed to those
demanding, loud summer people and vacationers. They would be asking her to hold the mustard, or add extra pickles, or no tomatoes, or extra ketchup packets, just making pure assholes of themselves. Nope, no fast food restaurant for cali.

Now, soup kitchens have all democrat customers, but a lot of the volunteers are repukes, and winos are notorious for not showing up on time. So, no soup kitchen for cali.

Nicer restaurants are out of the question, they're infested with repukes.

Offhand, I can't think of any job that would be suitable for someone with no tolerance, a hatred for repukes, and no marketable skill. Maybe she could become one of those people paid to unrec DUmp threads.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 25, 2011, 06:45:52 PM
Either McDonald's or Pizza Hut.

I haven't eaten in a McDonald's in 30 years and gave up on Pizza Hut when they fired the delivery for defending himself against a armed robber.

Again that is your government at work. These companies are scared to death of a lawsuit. Thank the John Edwards of the country for that.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 25, 2011, 06:49:19 PM
I freaking despise local health departments and their damn nazi sanitarians.  I've seen these bastards shut down a store because the damn city provided dumpster didn't have a drain plug in it. And then the damn city maintenance idiots told me that their ordnance prohibited them from putting one in cause it would fill up with water when it rained. I finally went and bought one, put it in myself, got the store open, and the when the HD nazi left, I told the manager to take it out and keep it. Then whenever the asshole showed up, to put it back in and tell him you were cleaning the damn thing and needed to drain the water and forgot to put it back in.

Your government at work.
I have the impression that a high percentage of health inspectors work for tips.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Tucker on July 25, 2011, 06:58:17 PM
After thinking about it, I think that Cali should invest her own money and start a business. She can hire who she prefers and pay them a nice large salary. Provide them with Cadillac health benefits, generous vacation and sick days without a doctor's verification of illness.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 07:08:02 PM
I made a decent living at it for 10+ years. Started as a cook. Ended up being the company health dept procedure guy for the lower mid-east and east coast. That entailed documenting the local health dept regs and implementing the procedures so the stores didn't get shut down. A store got shut down, I was there within 4 hours.

I freaking despise local health departments and their damn nazi sanitarians.  I've seen these bastards shut down a store because the damn city provided dumpster didn't have a drain plug in it. And then the damn city maintenance idiots told me that their ordnance prohibited them from putting one in cause it would fill up with water when it rained. I finally went and bought one, put it in myself, got the store open, and the when the HD nazi left, I told the manager to take it out and keep it. Then whenever the asshole showed up, to put it back in and tell him you were cleaning the damn thing and needed to drain the water and forgot to put it back in.

Your government at work.

Or not.  They're only interested in enforcing the rights of those who shouldn't have any:  criminals, illegals, but I repeat myself...
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 07:09:20 PM
None of those fast food places will do. Granted, Republicans usually go to better places, with table service, but she would still be exposed to those
demanding, loud summer people and vacationers. They would be asking her to hold the mustard, or add extra pickles, or no tomatoes, or extra ketchup packets, just making pure assholes of themselves. Nope, no fast food restaurant for cali.

Now, soup kitchens have all democrat customers, but a lot of the volunteers are repukes, and winos are notorious for not showing up on time. So, no soup kitchen for cali.

Nicer restaurants are out of the question, they're infested with repukes.

Offhand, I can't think of any job that would be suitable for someone with no tolerance, a hatred for repukes, and no marketable skill. Maybe she could become one of those people paid to unrec DUmp threads.
I dunno, GOBUCKS.  Lots of us do it for free! :-)
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: thundley4 on July 25, 2011, 07:18:03 PM
She could move across the country and work at some pie shop that opened recently.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: franksolich on July 25, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
She could move across the country and work at some pie shop that opened recently.

Remember that the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive is pretty old, probably old enough to be collecting social security--it was always obvious this "job" for her was only part-time, seasonal, and practically only a hobby.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 25, 2011, 07:30:02 PM
She is in Vermont - Ben & Jerry's is the obvious choice - and she can badmouth 'rethugs' all she wants there and not worry about losing her job.

Yeah--I chose "other," and this definitely fits the bill.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 07:31:42 PM
Remember that the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive is pretty old, probably old enough to be collecting social security--it was always obvious this "job" for her was only part-time, seasonal, and practically only a hobby.

Eh, she won't have any social security bennies now, thanks to the evil Repukes in Congress.

//DU mode off//
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 25, 2011, 07:43:08 PM
Hey, you know Cali has time to enter the great Vermont Nude Bike Marathon!
Just think of the enlightenment she can bring to Vermont....someone might even hire her. Ride thru town nekid with her phone number painted on her back, and you just know the job offers will start rolling in.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 07:53:55 PM
Hey, you know Cali has time to enter the great Vermont Nude Bike Marathon!
Just think of the enlightenment she can bring to Vermont....someone might even hire her. Ride thru town nekid with her phone number painted on her back, and you just know the job offers will start rolling in.

OMG, that's brilliant!!  She can invite CalPeg and do the whole Godiva thing.

Sorry, deb, I may have ruined chocolate for you today. :tongue:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 07:55:46 PM
She could move across the country and work at some pie shop that opened recently.

I thought it launched right out into space, bypassing Earthlings totally. :rotf:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
After thinking about it, I think that Cali should invest her own money and start a business. She can hire who she prefers and pay them a nice large salary. Provide them with Cadillac health benefits, generous vacation and sick days without a doctor's verification of illness.

Forget Cadillac, we need to be talking Mercedes here.  After all, the Dems love to point to Europe as the be all and end all for employee benefits. :whistling:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: true_blood on July 25, 2011, 07:58:50 PM
She could move across the country and work at some pie shop that opened recently.
Better yet,.......what if she moved OUTSIDE this great Country to work at some pie shop.
That would be even better! :naughty:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 08:00:06 PM
Better yet,.......what if she moved OUTSIDE this great Country to work at some pie shop.
That would be even better! :naughty:

Works for me. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 25, 2011, 08:00:58 PM
It could be a pie shop with nekid bike deliveries!
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 08:02:17 PM
It could be a pie shop with nekid bike deliveries!

I'm almost afraid to ask who the delivery persons would be? :-)
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: true_blood on July 25, 2011, 08:02:21 PM
It could be a pie shop with nekid bike deliveries!
As long as "she" isn't doing the deliveries. :-)
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 25, 2011, 08:07:13 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask who the delivery persons would be? :-)
As long as "she" isn't doing the deliveries. :-)
YES! Its Cali! The freak show element would make her popular. Every frat house and sorority will get deliveries,
Heck I'll even PAY for some. Governor's in town? I'll call and pay for a special gift! Pelosi visits> Special delivery!
Union member strike at the state house? You know I'm pitching in for a few pies!

think we at CC could do wonders with this! Cali?!! this is your golden opportunity!
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: ExGeeEye on July 25, 2011, 09:16:31 PM
Taco Bell, 'cuz I never go there. 

Better than even chance of hitting any three of the others in the next 60 days, inluding the un-specified.

So solly if you quiero.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Skul on July 25, 2011, 09:22:49 PM
After thinking about it, I think that Cali should invest her own money and start a business. She can hire who she prefers and pay them a nice large salary. Provide them with Cadillac health benefits, generous vacation and sick days without a doctor's verification of illness.
Pies for everyone?
Aww, Tucker, you have a sweet spot. :whistling:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: MoshMasterD on July 25, 2011, 09:35:20 PM
Maybe she can get a job at Non-Alcoholics Anonymous.  She can counsel people addicted to near-beer.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 25, 2011, 10:22:05 PM
I'm really surprised that after nearly 5000 views at the DUmp, not one of the DUmbasses mentioned poor old walldude.

He lost the only decent job he ever had exactly the way DUmmy cali did, and the DUmp has totally forgotten.

It's just like the way they forgot the freepers killed Andy, after only four years.

I guess when you consider the timely demise of the round, red homo, poor ol' walldude and stupid cali got off easy.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: MoshMasterD on July 25, 2011, 11:00:55 PM
I saw that thread this morning. The day after Cali trashed her job online, she SAYS she quit cause she was sorry.

Yeah, right. The Biatch was FIRED!

Gimme the link to where the bitch trashed her job. :-)
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: sybilll on July 26, 2011, 02:24:16 AM
I think Cali should work at the Shake Shack where the only meal now offered is the "Michelle Obama".  Burger, fries, milkshake and a Diet Coke.  And Cali's tip (in lieu of that capitalist idea that good service = good reward) will be: "plant your peas in the spring".
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 26, 2011, 04:27:59 AM
Better yet,.......what if she moved OUTSIDE this great Country to work at some pie shop.
That would be even better! :naughty:

Yeah--she could open a pie shop in Pyongyang, or Tehran . . .  :fuelfire: :tongue:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 26, 2011, 04:39:40 AM
Gimme the link to where the bitch trashed her job. :-)
Its all right here: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,62285.0.html
Page one: Cali Trashed her Job.
Page two: Captain Random (fellow DUmmie who hates Cali calls in the post to her boss: reading the entire post into the message.)
Page three: Cali lies about being fired and tells us all how noble she was in quitting.

Its all in a sticky at the top of the page.
And its hilarious.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: whiffleball on July 26, 2011, 07:00:17 AM
I made a decent living at it for 10+ years. Started as a cook. Ended up being the company health dept procedure guy for the lower mid-east and east coast. That entailed documenting the local health dept regs and implementing the procedures so the stores didn't get shut down. A store got shut down, I was there within 4 hours.

I freaking despise local health departments and their damn nazi sanitarians.  I've seen these bastards shut down a store because the damn city provided dumpster didn't have a drain plug in it. And then the damn city maintenance idiots told me that their ordnance prohibited them from putting one in cause it would fill up with water when it rained. I finally went and bought one, put it in myself, got the store open, and the when the HD nazi left, I told the manager to take it out and keep it. Then whenever the asshole showed up, to put it back in and tell him you were cleaning the damn thing and needed to drain the water and forgot to put it back in.

Your government at work.

We were at a good Italian place last week in another town.  The food and service were both outstanding and very fairly priced.   When we left we saw the inspection notice with a rating of 83 in red ink.  If we had noticed as we walked into the place we would have turned around and left.

The experience got us both thinking, though.  We could see most of the kitchen and it looked fine.  We saw no insects, dirt, nothing that would have made us question the advisability of dining there.  So, what was it that caused such a low rating? 

I later heard from someone who worked in hospitality and food that a lot of the historic buildings just can't be brought up to code.  She also said there's so much politics being played in the inspection game that most wouldn't believe it.  It opened our eyes to say the least.  Neither of us ever considered this before.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: whiffleball on July 26, 2011, 07:03:27 AM
Hold it.  I was under the impression that she didn't have to work; that she's financially comfortable.  Even if she isn't couldn't her nephew $kammer put her on the DU roll? 
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Karin on July 26, 2011, 07:32:04 AM
I think she worked only 3 months out of every year; after which she "caught up on her reading." 

She needs something that involves no customers.  What could it be, what could it be.  Oh, a government job. 
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 26, 2011, 08:07:57 AM
I think Cali should work at the Shake Shack where the only meal now offered is the "Michelle Obama".  Burger, fries, milkshake and a Diet Coke.  And Cali's tip (in lieu of that capitalist idea that good service = good reward) will be: "plant your peas in the spring".

OK. you made me :rotf:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 26, 2011, 09:29:38 AM
Too old and the wrong gender for La Legion Etrangere, but perhaps she can become a laundress at one of their outposts, such as the scenic tropic paradise of Djibouti.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: NHSparky on July 26, 2011, 09:51:52 AM
I'm still wondering why none of ya'll have suggested greeter at WalMart.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 26, 2011, 10:25:20 AM
I'm still wondering why none of ya'll have suggested greeter at WalMart.

C'mon, Sparky, we all know the DUmmies are really some of WalMart's most regular customers, despite their assumed air of disdain for it.  Having to buy all their frozen pizzas at WalMart just gives them one more reason to hate their miserable lives, and you know how much they love to do that!
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 26, 2011, 12:15:21 PM
Speaking of WAL-MART, last week I walked into WACHOVIA to close out my last accounts, checking etc. there. A young dude behind the counter said "Welcome to WACHOVIA" when I walked in, I kid you not. I have banked at that location for 40 years, not much the last 10 years I admit. It has changed and last week I didn't know but one person in the whole place.

WELLS FARGO and WACHOVIA have been using two of my mutual funds to better themselves long enough. They've also backed to many liberal causes to suit me. Anyway I'll go by there today or tommorrow to pickup my check and clean out my safety deposit box.

WHO or what bank right now is the most conservative bank?
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 26, 2011, 01:20:20 PM
WHO or what bank right now is the most conservative bank?

All banks are neocon right-wing tools!!! (DU mode)
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: true_blood on July 26, 2011, 08:14:10 PM
I'm still wondering why none of ya'll have suggested greeter at WalMart.
Good call Sparky.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Wineslob on July 27, 2011, 10:07:23 AM
I chose McD's. If I remember correctly the Libtards hate them the most.
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: dandi on July 27, 2011, 10:11:48 AM
So, I take it no one has been able to find an opening somewhere in the "hardscrabble Northeast Kingdom" for a hateful scone baking bitch?
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 27, 2011, 10:55:23 AM
I chose McD's. If I remember correctly the Libtards hate them the most.

Special bonus, at least here in AZ most Wal-Marts have a McDonald's on the premises. :-)
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 27, 2011, 10:56:27 AM
So, I take it no one has been able to find an opening somewhere in the "hardscrabble Northeast Kingdom" for a hateful scone baking bitch?

Don't you mean People's Republic of Vermont? :p
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: dandi on July 27, 2011, 11:01:00 AM
Don't you mean People's Republic of Vermont? :p

Nah, I was just quoting cali from her original post.

 :-)
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: Boudicca on July 27, 2011, 02:32:09 PM
There's a "none of the above" available.
Add biker-bar restroom clean-up girl. :-)
Watch the votes mount up. :rotf:

Don't know why, but I just saw this comment, and Skul, HI5.  I must have hit a nerve with this poll or something, judging from the number of views. :whistling:
Title: Re: Let's help cali find a new job
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 27, 2011, 02:41:52 PM
DUmmy Cali should apply at Academy Sports and Barnes & Noble.
I believe they hire everyone who asks.

Oh, wait...nope. Both of those places have repuke customers.

Vermont isn't too awfully far from Connnecticut. If Cali can draw, maybe she could sharpen pencils with Pedro Picasso at Mission Control.
They have no repuke customers. If she proves herself there, maybe they'll DUmp their number three cartoon boy and let DUmmy Cali
draw empty speech bubbles.

Nutcase nadin suggested she could work for Lehman Brothers, but that's not gonna happen.