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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Boudicca on July 25, 2011, 05:55:29 PM
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Yeah, any of you lurking DUmmies who think I'm being a mean spirited bitch, guilty. But at least I don't run my husband's employer down on the internet, or anywhere else for that matter. I like the fact that he supports my internet habit. Let this be a lesson to everyone to exhibit some gratitude for having a job.
BTW, my children have both worked fast food, my son currently does, and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with working at one of those places. They at least offer value for your hard earned dollar, plus there's meat on the menu, not some froufrou overpriced, umm, stuff.
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None of the above.
They're all reputable businesses.
Wouldn't wish her on them.
Perhaps a nice biker-bar in downtown Newark.
Doesn't even have to be nice.
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I saw that thread this morning. The day after Cali trashed her job online, she SAYS she quit cause she was sorry.
Yeah, right. The Biatch was FIRED!
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How about bathroom cleaner at rest stops and state parks?
Cindie
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Gotta give youall HI5's. Maybe bathroom cleaner at the biker bar?
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Meh, McD's is always hiring and can replace her in 5 seconds if need be.
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Meh, McD's is always hiring and can replace her in 5 seconds if need be.
True, and let's not forget half the jobs created this past May in the USA were McDonald's jobs.
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/07/23/gop-picking-up-white-voters-in-droves/
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She is in Vermont - Ben & Jerry's is the obvious choice - and she can badmouth 'rethugs' all she wants there and not worry about losing her job.
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There's a "none of the above" available.
Add biker-bar restroom clean-up girl. :-)
Watch the votes mount up. :rotf:
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Outhouse Attendent...should smell just like home to her.
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She is in Vermont - Ben & Jerry's is the obvious choice - and she can badmouth 'rethugs' all she wants there and not worry about losing her job.
Eggzellent idea. Although, if she claimed they had earwigs, she'd be fired there too. Hating Republicans can only take you so far. :fuelfire:
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Outhouse Attendent...should smell just like home to her.
:hammer: :-) :rotf:
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Yeah, any of you lurking DUmmies who think I'm being a mean spirited bitch, guilty. But at least I don't run my husband's employer down on the internet, or anywhere else for that matter. I like the fact that he supports my internet habit. Let this be a lesson to everyone to exhibit some gratitude for having a job.
BTW, my children have both worked fast food, my son currently does, and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with working at one of those places. They at least offer value for your hard earned dollar, plus there's meat on the menu, not some froufrou overpriced, umm, stuff.
I made a decent living at it for 10+ years. Started as a cook. Ended up being the company health dept procedure guy for the lower mid-east and east coast. That entailed documenting the local health dept regs and implementing the procedures so the stores didn't get shut down. A store got shut down, I was there within 4 hours.
I freaking despise local health departments and their damn nazi sanitarians. I've seen these bastards shut down a store because the damn city provided dumpster didn't have a drain plug in it. And then the damn city maintenance idiots told me that their ordnance prohibited them from putting one in cause it would fill up with water when it rained. I finally went and bought one, put it in myself, got the store open, and the when the HD nazi left, I told the manager to take it out and keep it. Then whenever the asshole showed up, to put it back in and tell him you were cleaning the damn thing and needed to drain the water and forgot to put it back in.
Your government at work.
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Either McDonald's or Pizza Hut.
I haven't eaten in a McDonald's in 30 years and gave up on Pizza Hut when they fired the delivery driver for defending himself against a armed robber.
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None of those fast food places will do. Granted, Republicans usually go to better places, with table service, but she would still be exposed to those
demanding, loud summer people and vacationers. They would be asking her to hold the mustard, or add extra pickles, or no tomatoes, or extra ketchup packets, just making pure assholes of themselves. Nope, no fast food restaurant for cali.
Now, soup kitchens have all democrat customers, but a lot of the volunteers are repukes, and winos are notorious for not showing up on time. So, no soup kitchen for cali.
Nicer restaurants are out of the question, they're infested with repukes.
Offhand, I can't think of any job that would be suitable for someone with no tolerance, a hatred for repukes, and no marketable skill. Maybe she could become one of those people paid to unrec DUmp threads.
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Either McDonald's or Pizza Hut.
I haven't eaten in a McDonald's in 30 years and gave up on Pizza Hut when they fired the delivery for defending himself against a armed robber.
Again that is your government at work. These companies are scared to death of a lawsuit. Thank the John Edwards of the country for that.
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I freaking despise local health departments and their damn nazi sanitarians. I've seen these bastards shut down a store because the damn city provided dumpster didn't have a drain plug in it. And then the damn city maintenance idiots told me that their ordnance prohibited them from putting one in cause it would fill up with water when it rained. I finally went and bought one, put it in myself, got the store open, and the when the HD nazi left, I told the manager to take it out and keep it. Then whenever the asshole showed up, to put it back in and tell him you were cleaning the damn thing and needed to drain the water and forgot to put it back in.
Your government at work.
I have the impression that a high percentage of health inspectors work for tips.
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After thinking about it, I think that Cali should invest her own money and start a business. She can hire who she prefers and pay them a nice large salary. Provide them with Cadillac health benefits, generous vacation and sick days without a doctor's verification of illness.
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I made a decent living at it for 10+ years. Started as a cook. Ended up being the company health dept procedure guy for the lower mid-east and east coast. That entailed documenting the local health dept regs and implementing the procedures so the stores didn't get shut down. A store got shut down, I was there within 4 hours.
I freaking despise local health departments and their damn nazi sanitarians. I've seen these bastards shut down a store because the damn city provided dumpster didn't have a drain plug in it. And then the damn city maintenance idiots told me that their ordnance prohibited them from putting one in cause it would fill up with water when it rained. I finally went and bought one, put it in myself, got the store open, and the when the HD nazi left, I told the manager to take it out and keep it. Then whenever the asshole showed up, to put it back in and tell him you were cleaning the damn thing and needed to drain the water and forgot to put it back in.
Your government at work.
Or not. They're only interested in enforcing the rights of those who shouldn't have any: criminals, illegals, but I repeat myself...
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None of those fast food places will do. Granted, Republicans usually go to better places, with table service, but she would still be exposed to those
demanding, loud summer people and vacationers. They would be asking her to hold the mustard, or add extra pickles, or no tomatoes, or extra ketchup packets, just making pure assholes of themselves. Nope, no fast food restaurant for cali.
Now, soup kitchens have all democrat customers, but a lot of the volunteers are repukes, and winos are notorious for not showing up on time. So, no soup kitchen for cali.
Nicer restaurants are out of the question, they're infested with repukes.
Offhand, I can't think of any job that would be suitable for someone with no tolerance, a hatred for repukes, and no marketable skill. Maybe she could become one of those people paid to unrec DUmp threads.
I dunno, GOBUCKS. Lots of us do it for free! :-)
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She could move across the country and work at some pie shop that opened recently.
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She could move across the country and work at some pie shop that opened recently.
Remember that the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive is pretty old, probably old enough to be collecting social security--it was always obvious this "job" for her was only part-time, seasonal, and practically only a hobby.
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She is in Vermont - Ben & Jerry's is the obvious choice - and she can badmouth 'rethugs' all she wants there and not worry about losing her job.
Yeah--I chose "other," and this definitely fits the bill.
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Remember that the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive is pretty old, probably old enough to be collecting social security--it was always obvious this "job" for her was only part-time, seasonal, and practically only a hobby.
Eh, she won't have any social security bennies now, thanks to the evil Repukes in Congress.
//DU mode off//
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Hey, you know Cali has time to enter the great Vermont Nude Bike Marathon!
Just think of the enlightenment she can bring to Vermont....someone might even hire her. Ride thru town nekid with her phone number painted on her back, and you just know the job offers will start rolling in.
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Hey, you know Cali has time to enter the great Vermont Nude Bike Marathon!
Just think of the enlightenment she can bring to Vermont....someone might even hire her. Ride thru town nekid with her phone number painted on her back, and you just know the job offers will start rolling in.
OMG, that's brilliant!! She can invite CalPeg and do the whole Godiva thing.
Sorry, deb, I may have ruined chocolate for you today. :tongue:
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She could move across the country and work at some pie shop that opened recently.
I thought it launched right out into space, bypassing Earthlings totally. :rotf:
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After thinking about it, I think that Cali should invest her own money and start a business. She can hire who she prefers and pay them a nice large salary. Provide them with Cadillac health benefits, generous vacation and sick days without a doctor's verification of illness.
Forget Cadillac, we need to be talking Mercedes here. After all, the Dems love to point to Europe as the be all and end all for employee benefits. :whistling:
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She could move across the country and work at some pie shop that opened recently.
Better yet,.......what if she moved OUTSIDE this great Country to work at some pie shop.
That would be even better! :naughty:
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Better yet,.......what if she moved OUTSIDE this great Country to work at some pie shop.
That would be even better! :naughty:
Works for me. :cheersmate:
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It could be a pie shop with nekid bike deliveries!
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It could be a pie shop with nekid bike deliveries!
I'm almost afraid to ask who the delivery persons would be? :-)
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It could be a pie shop with nekid bike deliveries!
As long as "she" isn't doing the deliveries. :-)
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I'm almost afraid to ask who the delivery persons would be? :-)
As long as "she" isn't doing the deliveries. :-)
YES! Its Cali! The freak show element would make her popular. Every frat house and sorority will get deliveries,
Heck I'll even PAY for some. Governor's in town? I'll call and pay for a special gift! Pelosi visits> Special delivery!
Union member strike at the state house? You know I'm pitching in for a few pies!
think we at CC could do wonders with this! Cali?!! this is your golden opportunity!
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Taco Bell, 'cuz I never go there.
Better than even chance of hitting any three of the others in the next 60 days, inluding the un-specified.
So solly if you quiero.
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After thinking about it, I think that Cali should invest her own money and start a business. She can hire who she prefers and pay them a nice large salary. Provide them with Cadillac health benefits, generous vacation and sick days without a doctor's verification of illness.
Pies for everyone?
Aww, Tucker, you have a sweet spot. :whistling:
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Maybe she can get a job at Non-Alcoholics Anonymous. She can counsel people addicted to near-beer.
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I'm really surprised that after nearly 5000 views at the DUmp, not one of the DUmbasses mentioned poor old walldude.
He lost the only decent job he ever had exactly the way DUmmy cali did, and the DUmp has totally forgotten.
It's just like the way they forgot the freepers killed Andy, after only four years.
I guess when you consider the timely demise of the round, red homo, poor ol' walldude and stupid cali got off easy.
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I saw that thread this morning. The day after Cali trashed her job online, she SAYS she quit cause she was sorry.
Yeah, right. The Biatch was FIRED!
Gimme the link to where the bitch trashed her job. :-)
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I think Cali should work at the Shake Shack where the only meal now offered is the "Michelle Obama". Burger, fries, milkshake and a Diet Coke. And Cali's tip (in lieu of that capitalist idea that good service = good reward) will be: "plant your peas in the spring".
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Better yet,.......what if she moved OUTSIDE this great Country to work at some pie shop.
That would be even better! :naughty:
Yeah--she could open a pie shop in Pyongyang, or Tehran . . . :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Gimme the link to where the bitch trashed her job. :-)
Its all right here: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,62285.0.html
Page one: Cali Trashed her Job.
Page two: Captain Random (fellow DUmmie who hates Cali calls in the post to her boss: reading the entire post into the message.)
Page three: Cali lies about being fired and tells us all how noble she was in quitting.
Its all in a sticky at the top of the page.
And its hilarious.
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I made a decent living at it for 10+ years. Started as a cook. Ended up being the company health dept procedure guy for the lower mid-east and east coast. That entailed documenting the local health dept regs and implementing the procedures so the stores didn't get shut down. A store got shut down, I was there within 4 hours.
I freaking despise local health departments and their damn nazi sanitarians. I've seen these bastards shut down a store because the damn city provided dumpster didn't have a drain plug in it. And then the damn city maintenance idiots told me that their ordnance prohibited them from putting one in cause it would fill up with water when it rained. I finally went and bought one, put it in myself, got the store open, and the when the HD nazi left, I told the manager to take it out and keep it. Then whenever the asshole showed up, to put it back in and tell him you were cleaning the damn thing and needed to drain the water and forgot to put it back in.
Your government at work.
We were at a good Italian place last week in another town. The food and service were both outstanding and very fairly priced. When we left we saw the inspection notice with a rating of 83 in red ink. If we had noticed as we walked into the place we would have turned around and left.
The experience got us both thinking, though. We could see most of the kitchen and it looked fine. We saw no insects, dirt, nothing that would have made us question the advisability of dining there. So, what was it that caused such a low rating?
I later heard from someone who worked in hospitality and food that a lot of the historic buildings just can't be brought up to code. She also said there's so much politics being played in the inspection game that most wouldn't believe it. It opened our eyes to say the least. Neither of us ever considered this before.
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Hold it. I was under the impression that she didn't have to work; that she's financially comfortable. Even if she isn't couldn't her nephew $kammer put her on the DU roll?
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I think she worked only 3 months out of every year; after which she "caught up on her reading."
She needs something that involves no customers. What could it be, what could it be. Oh, a government job.
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I think Cali should work at the Shake Shack where the only meal now offered is the "Michelle Obama". Burger, fries, milkshake and a Diet Coke. And Cali's tip (in lieu of that capitalist idea that good service = good reward) will be: "plant your peas in the spring".
OK. you made me :rotf:
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Too old and the wrong gender for La Legion Etrangere, but perhaps she can become a laundress at one of their outposts, such as the scenic tropic paradise of Djibouti.
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I'm still wondering why none of ya'll have suggested greeter at WalMart.
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I'm still wondering why none of ya'll have suggested greeter at WalMart.
C'mon, Sparky, we all know the DUmmies are really some of WalMart's most regular customers, despite their assumed air of disdain for it. Having to buy all their frozen pizzas at WalMart just gives them one more reason to hate their miserable lives, and you know how much they love to do that!
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Speaking of WAL-MART, last week I walked into WACHOVIA to close out my last accounts, checking etc. there. A young dude behind the counter said "Welcome to WACHOVIA" when I walked in, I kid you not. I have banked at that location for 40 years, not much the last 10 years I admit. It has changed and last week I didn't know but one person in the whole place.
WELLS FARGO and WACHOVIA have been using two of my mutual funds to better themselves long enough. They've also backed to many liberal causes to suit me. Anyway I'll go by there today or tommorrow to pickup my check and clean out my safety deposit box.
WHO or what bank right now is the most conservative bank?
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WHO or what bank right now is the most conservative bank?
All banks are neocon right-wing tools!!! (DU mode)
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I'm still wondering why none of ya'll have suggested greeter at WalMart.
Good call Sparky.
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I chose McD's. If I remember correctly the Libtards hate them the most.
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So, I take it no one has been able to find an opening somewhere in the "hardscrabble Northeast Kingdom" for a hateful scone baking bitch?
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I chose McD's. If I remember correctly the Libtards hate them the most.
Special bonus, at least here in AZ most Wal-Marts have a McDonald's on the premises. :-)
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So, I take it no one has been able to find an opening somewhere in the "hardscrabble Northeast Kingdom" for a hateful scone baking bitch?
Don't you mean People's Republic of Vermont? :p
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Don't you mean People's Republic of Vermont? :p
Nah, I was just quoting cali from her original post.
:-)
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There's a "none of the above" available.
Add biker-bar restroom clean-up girl. :-)
Watch the votes mount up. :rotf:
Don't know why, but I just saw this comment, and Skul, HI5. I must have hit a nerve with this poll or something, judging from the number of views. :whistling:
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DUmmy Cali should apply at Academy Sports and Barnes & Noble.
I believe they hire everyone who asks.
Oh, wait...nope. Both of those places have repuke customers.
Vermont isn't too awfully far from Connnecticut. If Cali can draw, maybe she could sharpen pencils with Pedro Picasso at Mission Control.
They have no repuke customers. If she proves herself there, maybe they'll DUmp their number three cartoon boy and let DUmmy Cali
draw empty speech bubbles.
Nutcase nadin suggested she could work for Lehman Brothers, but that's not gonna happen.