DUmmy Cali should apply at Academy Sports and Barnes & Noble.
I believe they hire everyone who asks.
Oh, wait...nope. Both of those places have repuke customers.
Vermont isn't too awfully far from Connnecticut. If Cali can draw, maybe she could sharpen pencils with Pedro Picasso at Mission Control.
They have no repuke customers. If she proves herself there, maybe they'll DUmp their number three cartoon boy and let DUmmy Cali
draw empty speech bubbles.
Nutcase nadin suggested she could work for Lehman Brothers, but that's not gonna happen.