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Title: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 03, 2011, 09:15:12 AM
I was driving to work when this police officer decides to pull me over. First he starts by taking his own sweet time getting out of his car and slowly walks up to my window and says  "Do you know you've got a light out and that it's illegal to have winter tyres on after May 1st?", I said  no and he told me he'd have to fine me at which point I told him I wasn't paying because of a burnt out light. He asked why and I said because I had no way of knowing and it was unreasonable, and that I'm too poor to get summer tyres. He refused to listen so I got out of the car and he tasered me! Twice! I'm now claiming police brutality and maybe for one someone can win against these morons.

/End DU mode

In reality he told me about my light and tyres and let me go on my way, he was nice about it and nothing else happened. This was my failed attempt at one of these stories.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 09:17:20 AM
You almost had me.   :lmao:

Question.  I understand that you have to have winter tires in the winter, but why would it matter if you had winter tires in the summer?  Is it because of potential damage to the road?
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2011, 09:17:58 AM
 :lmao:  You mean he didn't taser you?  I'm disappointed.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2011, 09:18:44 AM
You almost had me.   :lmao:

Question.  I understand that you have to have winter tires in the winter, but why would it matter if you had winter tires in the summer?  Is it because of potential damage to the road?

It must be a Canadian thing. :rulez:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 03, 2011, 09:19:00 AM
You almost had me.   :lmao:

Question.  I understand that you have to have winter tires in the winter, but why would it matter if you had winter tires in the summer?  Is it because of potential damage to the road?

It's only studded winter tyres they worry about, which I have. And yes it's because of possible damage to our already crappy roads  :)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2011, 09:19:06 AM
And he didn't jump out of the bushes?

Zero bongs.  :-)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2011, 09:19:44 AM
It's only studded winter tyres they worry about, which I have. And yes it's because of possible damage to our already crappy roads  :)

What is a "tyre"?  Is that similar to a TIRE?
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: NHSparky on May 03, 2011, 09:21:02 AM
No beginning with use of the word "So".

No conversion.

No heads nodding in agreement.

No applause as you were hauled away by the po-po.

Negative eleventy bongs.

Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 03, 2011, 09:21:37 AM
What is a "tyre"?  Is that similar to a TIRE?

Same thing spelled differently. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyre_%28wheel%29
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 03, 2011, 09:22:22 AM
And he didn't jump out of the bushes?

Zero bongs.  :-)
No beginning with use of the word "So".

No conversion.

No heads nodding in agreement.

No applause as you were hauled away by the po-po.

Negative eleventy bongs.



That bad?

I'll have to refine my skills and keep all that in mind.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: NHSparky on May 03, 2011, 09:28:42 AM
What is a "tyre"?  Is that similar to a TIRE?

Yes, the tyres in his eco-friendly Prius on his way to "attending university."
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Eupher on May 03, 2011, 09:39:13 AM
Compaqxp is, in reality, a frustrated conservative yearning to breathe free.

Come south, young man, come south.



















But leave your ******* Jetta in the driveway. We don't need no stinkin' Jettas no more.

 :-)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: formerlurker on May 03, 2011, 09:47:33 AM
You almost had me.   :lmao:


Me too.   HAHAHAHA. 
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: debk on May 03, 2011, 10:03:29 AM
I was believing everything...until you said you were tasered...TWICE!

But you did good!


Don't know if it's still the same way these days...but I remember having summer tires and winter tires when I lived in the midwest. When I was living in Omaha, winter tires couldn't go on until Oct 15, and then had to be off sometime in the spring...end of April, because they supposedly caused road damage. You could be ticketed if you had winter tires on in the summer, and if you were in a wreck in the snow and didn't have winter tires...it was a bad thing for you.

Cops give written warnings here for burned out lights. I guess they do it, so that they have a record to refer to when one is pulled over again, in order to make it a real ticket.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Airwolf on May 03, 2011, 10:23:01 AM
No beginning with use of the word "So".

No conversion.

No heads nodding in agreement.

No applause as you were hauled away by the po-po.

Negative eleventy bongs.



A Hi5 even though you should have added " He was Canadian"
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 10:25:31 AM
Compaqxp is, in reality, a frustrated conservative yearning to breathe free.

Come south, young man, come south.


But leave your ******* Jetta in the driveway. We don't need no stinkin' Jettas no more.

 :-)

Ain't nothing wrong with a Jetta!
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 03, 2011, 10:30:21 AM
Ain't nothing wrong with a Jetta!


Exactly:) 50MPG with out batteries and other nonsense. And it looks better then a Prius too.

Can you imagine VW building a hybrid? They have issues with electrical systems as it is, god help them if they decide to add that much more.  :-)

Compaqxp is, in reality, a frustrated conservative yearning to breathe free.

Come south, young man, come south.

But leave your ******* Jetta in the driveway. We don't need no stinkin' Jettas no more.

 :-)

I don't think I could even register it in the US or so I've heard.

I can see a few benefits to going south like cheap fuel, food and electronics...  :popcorn:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Karin on May 03, 2011, 10:37:09 AM
Tyres.  Heh.

Canadian pronunciations that crack me up:  My CN BIL:  "Where do you keep your al-yoo-MIN-ium foil?"

Prah-duce vs. Proh-duce aisle of the grocery store. 

Proh-cessed cheese.   I think you have to call it that by law instead of what it is:  American Cheese. 
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Eupher on May 03, 2011, 10:50:13 AM
"Proh-ject". Most Americans pronounce that word "prah-ject", although the local dialect in NE Ohio uses "proh-ject".

Hoose, instead of "house."

Aboot, instead of "about."

Eh? instead of "right?"

Canadians are people too. They're just funnier than most of us.  :-)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 10:52:46 AM
Exactly:) 50MPG with out batteries and other nonsense. And it looks better then a Prius too.

Can you imagine VW building a hybrid? They have issues with electrical systems as it is, god help them if they decide to add that much more.  :-)

I don't think I could even register it in the US or so I've heard.

I can see a few benefits to going south like cheap fuel, food and electronics...  :popcorn:

My BF has a VW semi auto bug that he had considered converting to electric.  He got sanction by the state to register it.  However, to be registered and inspected you have to have insurance, and he can't get insurance on it because they call it a kit car.   :thatsright:  He just finished getting his VW diesel truck running, and hopes to make it his daily driver soon.  It needs AC first.   I have a good car, getting 30mpg in the city, so no complaints, but if I had to buy one, it would be a Jetta TDI, hands down.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Rebel on May 03, 2011, 01:18:34 PM
Your Jetta couldn't outrun a Mountie on a horse? What a little girl.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 03, 2011, 01:25:09 PM
I wouldn't call it a failure, compaq, it was every bit as good as a real DU bouncie.

 :-)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Rebel on May 03, 2011, 01:29:48 PM
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Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2011, 01:39:37 PM
Your Jetta couldn't outrun a Mountie on a horse? What a little girl.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/sp_0715_09_v6-1.jpg)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 03, 2011, 01:43:44 PM
Your Jetta couldn't outrun a Mountie on a horse? What a little girl.

Those horses are fast these days.  :p
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 02:47:47 PM
Guys, I tried to call him Ike a while back.  He doesn't watch South Park!   :o
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2011, 02:50:16 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/1204_ike_in_front_of_house.jpg)
 :rotf:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 02:54:58 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/1204_ike_in_front_of_house.jpg)
 :rotf:

Don't kick the baby!!!!!
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2011, 02:55:48 PM
I tried to find a picture of the cars with the square wheels.  It's the only thing I could think of putting 'tyres' on.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: dutch508 on May 03, 2011, 03:01:10 PM
Guys, I tried to call him Ike a while back.  He doesn't watch South Park!   :o

I think that is a ModGod issue.

I vote change his/her/it's name to Ike.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
If you folks actually spoke the Queen's English, there'd be a LOT of different  ways to spell things from what we're used to. Theatre vs theater, colour vs color, tyres vs tires, favour vs favor, etc etc etc. Just ask Bijou!! The problem is that few schools actually teach PROPER English any more. They teach Americanized English, which almost isn't English any more.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: ExGeeEye on May 03, 2011, 03:02:37 PM
What is a "tyre"?  Is that similar to a TIRE?

I'm so tyred of these side comments criticising and belabouring the differences in spelling conventions between anglophone countries.

I shall retyre now, rather than face the yre of those who might wish to begin building my funeral pire.

 :-)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2011, 03:02:43 PM
If you folks actually spoke the Queen's English, there'd be a LOT of different  ways to spell things from what we're used to. Theatre vs theater, colour vs color, tyres vs tires, favour vs favor, etc etc etc. Just ask Bijou!! The problem is that few schools actually teach PROPER English any more. They teach Americanized English, which almost isn't English any more.

At least it isn't Ebonics.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:03:54 PM
My ad on this thread is one for Discount Tires. 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:04:52 PM
At least it isn't Ebonics.

I dunno............  it's getting pretty close nowadays.   ::)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2011, 03:09:08 PM
My ad on this thread is one for Discount Tires. 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:10:04 PM
My ad on this thread is one for Discount Tires. 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I don't see the advertisements....   :-)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:13:47 PM
I don't see the advertisements....   :-)

I don't when I am at home! 
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:52:27 PM
I don't when I am at home! 

and why aren't you working instead of goofing on the net?? :evil:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Eupher on May 03, 2011, 03:54:10 PM
and why aren't you working instead of goofing on the net?? :evil:

Grammar Nazi. Spelling Nazi. Internet-Usage Nazi.

Do you have Nazi connections to anything else?
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:55:30 PM
Grammar Nazi. Spelling Nazi. Internet-Usage Nazi.

Do you have Nazi connections to anything else?

You don't want to know........ :admin:

There's a reason why I was adopted and my last name changed.......  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Eupher on May 03, 2011, 03:57:00 PM
You don't want to know........ :admin:

There's a reason why I was adopted and my last name changed.......  :fuelfire:

Admin Power ain't Nazi connections. Not even close.

You gotta have a Propaganda Minister somewhere, right?
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:58:47 PM
and why aren't you working instead of goofing on the net?? :evil:

I was multi-tasking.   :-)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: dutch508 on May 03, 2011, 04:05:51 PM
I was multi-tasking.   :-)


(more like masterbating)


 :whistling:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Thor on May 03, 2011, 04:22:32 PM
I was multi-tasking.   :-)


Uh huh........  :bs:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 07:35:46 PM

(more like masterbating)


 :whistling:

You wish.   :tongue:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: redwhit on May 04, 2011, 11:07:21 AM
You wish.   :tongue:

Pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 04, 2011, 12:35:19 PM
Pics or it didn't happen

It never happened.   :whatever:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 04, 2011, 04:38:25 PM
I was driving to work when this police officer decides to pull me over. First he starts by taking his own sweet time getting out of his car and slowly walks up to my window and says  "Do you know you've got a light out and that it's illegal to have winter tyres on after May 1st?", I said  no and he told me he'd have to fine me at which point I told him I wasn't paying because of a burnt out light. He asked why and I said because I had no way of knowing and it was unreasonable, and that I'm too poor to get summer tyres. He refused to listen so I got out of the car and he tasered me! Twice! I'm now claiming police brutality and maybe for one someone can win against these morons.

/End DU mode

In reality he told me about my light and tyres and let me go on my way, he was nice about it and nothing else happened. This was my failed attempt at one of these stories.

I gave you an H5 - it sounded very DU to me!
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Boudicca on May 04, 2011, 05:50:39 PM
I know Michael Moore directed the movie, Canadian Bacon, but it was hilarious (as long as you left out his political agenda and treated it as pure comedy), especially thanks to the late, great John Candy.  When you said the police pulled you over, I immediately thought of this:

http://movieclips.com/zsgbv-canadian-bacon-movie-language-police/
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I know Michael Moore directed the movie, Canadian Bacon, but it was hilarious (as long as you left out his political agenda and treated it as pure comedy), especially thanks to the late, great John Candy.  When you said the police pulled you over, I immediately thought of this:

http://movieclips.com/zsgbv-canadian-bacon-movie-language-police/

I never did make it all the way through that movie. 

Good one. :-)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Boudicca on May 04, 2011, 05:55:45 PM
I never did make it all the way through that movie. 

Good one. :-)

Thank you/Merci!  Mustn't forget our Quebecquois amis, non? :-)

I love John Candy movies.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 04, 2011, 05:57:52 PM
I know Michael Moore directed the movie, Canadian Bacon, but it was hilarious (as long as you left out his political agenda and treated it as pure comedy), especially thanks to the late, great John Candy.  When you said the police pulled you over, I immediately thought of this:

http://movieclips.com/zsgbv-canadian-bacon-movie-language-police/

I've never seen it but that was amusing :)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 05, 2011, 04:51:07 PM
I got my summer tyres on today. I'm not fond of them but they'll do.

I also got pulled over twice today, in two different towns for the same burnt out light bulb. I really need to change it. It must be a slow week for the police.  :p
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: NHSparky on May 05, 2011, 04:55:53 PM
You should live in New Hampshire.  You can have studded tires on year round.

And when I went in for my safety inspection this past Monday, I had a burnt out bulb.  They replaced it.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 05, 2011, 05:34:50 PM
You should live in New Hampshire.  You can have studded tires on year round.

And when I went in for my safety inspection this past Monday, I had a burnt out bulb.  They replaced it.

I wished they let us keep them on here, I hate having two sets of tyres.

My next safety is in Oct. 2012. Once every 2 years.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Gina on May 05, 2011, 05:37:48 PM
all ya gotta do is flash the girls and you can get out of a ticket :whistling:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: compaqxp on May 05, 2011, 05:42:03 PM
all ya gotta do is flash the girls and you can get out of a ticket :whistling:

There are some issues that would prevent me from doing that...Being a guy is the #1 issue.  :popcorn:

If I flashed anything I'd be in the the police car... However speaking French to an English only officer usually works. (And yes I have done this to get out of a ticket before)  :-)
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: thundley4 on May 05, 2011, 05:46:29 PM
There are some issues that would prevent me from doing that...Being a guy is the #1 issue.  :popcorn:

If I flashed anything I'd be in the the police car... However speaking French to an English only officer usually works. (And yes I have done this to get out of a ticket before)  :-)

In some states , if you speak Spanish they let you go.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 05, 2011, 06:47:39 PM
If you folks actually spoke the Queen's English...

Boy George?
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 07:36:18 PM
Boy George?

Thanks for putting the Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma Chameleon earworm in my ear, Snugs. I just started singing that shit to my dogs.  :bird:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 07:36:37 PM
...and they now think I'm insane.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Thor on May 05, 2011, 07:39:08 PM
Thanks for putting the Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma Chameleon earworm in my ear, Snugs. I just started singing that shit to my dogs.  :bird:

Next, you'll be singing, "Do you really want to hurt me?"......... :fuelfire: :tongue:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 07:43:41 PM
Next, you'll be singing, "Do you really want to hurt me?"......... :fuelfire: :tongue:

Damnit, I hate you.  :censored:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 07:44:52 PM
Just got my dogs accustomed to Dierks Bentley, Jason Aldean, Kenny, Zac Brown, and the Allmans. I do have to sleep with them. I don't need my throat ripped out in my sleep.
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 05, 2011, 07:55:27 PM
...and they now think I'm insane.

They don't understand you, remember??
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Gina on May 05, 2011, 08:17:27 PM
Next, you'll be singing, "Do you really want to hurt me?"......... :fuelfire: :tongue:

Girls just wannna have fun un........
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: Eupher on May 06, 2011, 08:04:58 AM
Next, you'll be singing, "Do you really want to hurt me?"......... :fuelfire: :tongue:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Just a little KY and it won't hurt at all, Reb.....

 :lmao:
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: NHSparky on May 06, 2011, 08:22:54 AM
Damnit, I hate you.  :censored:

You'll get it out eventually, but be faced with something else...


Because time won't give me time, and time makes lovers feel, like they got something real...
Title: Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
Post by: IassaFTots on May 06, 2011, 09:18:50 AM
You'll get it out eventually, but be faced with something else...


Because time won't give me time, and time makes lovers feel, like they got something real...


:overreaction:



Damn.