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Offline Chris_

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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2011, 05:54:20 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on May 04, 2011, 05:50:39 PM
I know Michael Moore directed the movie, Canadian Bacon, but it was hilarious (as long as you left out his political agenda and treated it as pure comedy), especially thanks to the late, great John Candy.  When you said the police pulled you over, I immediately thought of this:

http://movieclips.com/zsgbv-canadian-bacon-movie-language-police/

I never did make it all the way through that movie. 

Good one. :-)
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2011, 05:55:45 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 04, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I never did make it all the way through that movie. 

Good one. :-)

Thank you/Merci!  Mustn't forget our Quebecquois amis, non? :-)

I love John Candy movies.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #52 on: May 04, 2011, 05:57:52 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on May 04, 2011, 05:50:39 PM
I know Michael Moore directed the movie, Canadian Bacon, but it was hilarious (as long as you left out his political agenda and treated it as pure comedy), especially thanks to the late, great John Candy.  When you said the police pulled you over, I immediately thought of this:

http://movieclips.com/zsgbv-canadian-bacon-movie-language-police/

I've never seen it but that was amusing :)
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2011, 04:51:07 PM »
I got my summer tyres on today. I'm not fond of them but they'll do.

I also got pulled over twice today, in two different towns for the same burnt out light bulb. I really need to change it. It must be a slow week for the police.  :p
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2011, 04:55:53 PM »
You should live in New Hampshire.  You can have studded tires on year round.

And when I went in for my safety inspection this past Monday, I had a burnt out bulb.  They replaced it.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2011, 05:34:50 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 05, 2011, 04:55:53 PM
You should live in New Hampshire.  You can have studded tires on year round.

And when I went in for my safety inspection this past Monday, I had a burnt out bulb.  They replaced it.

I wished they let us keep them on here, I hate having two sets of tyres.

My next safety is in Oct. 2012. Once every 2 years.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2011, 05:37:48 PM »
all ya gotta do is flash the girls and you can get out of a ticket :whistling:
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2011, 05:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 05, 2011, 05:37:48 PM
all ya gotta do is flash the girls and you can get out of a ticket :whistling:

There are some issues that would prevent me from doing that...Being a guy is the #1 issue.  :popcorn:

If I flashed anything I'd be in the the police car... However speaking French to an English only officer usually works. (And yes I have done this to get out of a ticket before)  :-)
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2011, 05:46:29 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on May 05, 2011, 05:42:03 PM
There are some issues that would prevent me from doing that...Being a guy is the #1 issue.  :popcorn:

If I flashed anything I'd be in the the police car... However speaking French to an English only officer usually works. (And yes I have done this to get out of a ticket before)  :-)

In some states , if you speak Spanish they let you go.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2011, 06:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
If you folks actually spoke the Queen's English...

Boy George?
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #60 on: May 05, 2011, 07:36:18 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 05, 2011, 06:47:39 PM
Boy George?

Thanks for putting the Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma Chameleon earworm in my ear, Snugs. I just started singing that shit to my dogs.  :bird:
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #61 on: May 05, 2011, 07:36:37 PM »
...and they now think I'm insane.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #62 on: May 05, 2011, 07:39:08 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 07:36:18 PM
Thanks for putting the Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma Chameleon earworm in my ear, Snugs. I just started singing that shit to my dogs.  :bird:

Next, you'll be singing, "Do you really want to hurt me?"......... :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #63 on: May 05, 2011, 07:43:41 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 05, 2011, 07:39:08 PM
Next, you'll be singing, "Do you really want to hurt me?"......... :fuelfire: :tongue:

Damnit, I hate you.  :censored:
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2011, 07:44:52 PM »
Just got my dogs accustomed to Dierks Bentley, Jason Aldean, Kenny, Zac Brown, and the Allmans. I do have to sleep with them. I don't need my throat ripped out in my sleep.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2011, 07:55:27 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 07:36:37 PM
...and they now think I'm insane.

They don't understand you, remember??
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2011, 08:17:27 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 05, 2011, 07:39:08 PM
Next, you'll be singing, "Do you really want to hurt me?"......... :fuelfire: :tongue:

Girls just wannna have fun un........
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #67 on: May 06, 2011, 08:04:58 AM »
Quote from: Thor on May 05, 2011, 07:39:08 PM
Next, you'll be singing, "Do you really want to hurt me?"......... :fuelfire: :tongue:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Just a little KY and it won't hurt at all, Reb.....

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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #68 on: May 06, 2011, 08:22:54 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 07:43:41 PM
Damnit, I hate you.  :censored:

You'll get it out eventually, but be faced with something else...


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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #69 on: May 06, 2011, 09:18:50 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 06, 2011, 08:22:54 AM
You'll get it out eventually, but be faced with something else...


Because time won't give me time, and time makes lovers feel, like they got something real...


:overreaction:



Damn.
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