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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2011, 02:47:47 PM »
Guys, I tried to call him Ike a while back.  He doesn't watch South Park!   :o
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2011, 02:50:16 PM »

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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2011, 02:54:58 PM »
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2011, 02:55:48 PM »
I tried to find a picture of the cars with the square wheels.  It's the only thing I could think of putting 'tyres' on.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2011, 03:01:10 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 02:47:47 PM
Guys, I tried to call him Ike a while back.  He doesn't watch South Park!   :o

I think that is a ModGod issue.

I vote change his/her/it's name to Ike.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2011, 03:01:36 PM »
If you folks actually spoke the Queen's English, there'd be a LOT of different  ways to spell things from what we're used to. Theatre vs theater, colour vs color, tyres vs tires, favour vs favor, etc etc etc. Just ask Bijou!! The problem is that few schools actually teach PROPER English any more. They teach Americanized English, which almost isn't English any more.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2011, 03:02:37 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2011, 09:19:44 AM
What is a "tyre"?  Is that similar to a TIRE?

I'm so tyred of these side comments criticising and belabouring the differences in spelling conventions between anglophone countries.

I shall retyre now, rather than face the yre of those who might wish to begin building my funeral pire.

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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2011, 03:02:43 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
If you folks actually spoke the Queen's English, there'd be a LOT of different  ways to spell things from what we're used to. Theatre vs theater, colour vs color, tyres vs tires, favour vs favor, etc etc etc. Just ask Bijou!! The problem is that few schools actually teach PROPER English any more. They teach Americanized English, which almost isn't English any more.

At least it isn't Ebonics.
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2011, 03:03:54 PM »
My ad on this thread is one for Discount Tires. 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2011, 03:04:52 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 03, 2011, 03:02:43 PM
At least it isn't Ebonics.

I dunno............  it's getting pretty close nowadays.   ::)
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2011, 03:09:08 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:03:54 PM
My ad on this thread is one for Discount Tires. 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2011, 03:10:04 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:03:54 PM
My ad on this thread is one for Discount Tires. 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I don't see the advertisements....   :-)
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2011, 03:13:47 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:10:04 PM
I don't see the advertisements....   :-)

I don't when I am at home! 
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2011, 03:52:27 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:13:47 PM
I don't when I am at home! 

and why aren't you working instead of goofing on the net?? :evil:
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2011, 03:54:10 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:52:27 PM
and why aren't you working instead of goofing on the net?? :evil:

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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2011, 03:55:30 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 03, 2011, 03:54:10 PM
Grammar Nazi. Spelling Nazi. Internet-Usage Nazi.

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You don't want to know........ :admin:

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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2011, 03:57:00 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:55:30 PM
You don't want to know........ :admin:

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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2011, 03:58:47 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 03, 2011, 03:52:27 PM
and why aren't you working instead of goofing on the net?? :evil:

I was multi-tasking.   :-)
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2011, 04:05:51 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:58:47 PM
I was multi-tasking.   :-)


(more like masterbating)


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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2011, 04:22:32 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 03:58:47 PM
I was multi-tasking.   :-)


Uh huh........  :bs:
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2011, 07:35:46 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on May 03, 2011, 04:05:51 PM

(more like masterbating)


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You wish.   :tongue:
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2011, 11:07:21 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 03, 2011, 07:35:46 PM
You wish.   :tongue:

Pics or it didn't happen
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2011, 12:35:19 PM »
Quote from: redwhit on May 04, 2011, 11:07:21 AM
Pics or it didn't happen

It never happened.   :whatever:
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #48 on: May 04, 2011, 04:38:25 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on May 03, 2011, 09:15:12 AM
I was driving to work when this police officer decides to pull me over. First he starts by taking his own sweet time getting out of his car and slowly walks up to my window and says  "Do you know you've got a light out and that it's illegal to have winter tyres on after May 1st?", I said  no and he told me he'd have to fine me at which point I told him I wasn't paying because of a burnt out light. He asked why and I said because I had no way of knowing and it was unreasonable, and that I'm too poor to get summer tyres. He refused to listen so I got out of the car and he tasered me! Twice! I'm now claiming police brutality and maybe for one someone can win against these morons.

/End DU mode

In reality he told me about my light and tyres and let me go on my way, he was nice about it and nothing else happened. This was my failed attempt at one of these stories.

I gave you an H5 - it sounded very DU to me!
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Re: I got pulled over by the police today...
« Reply #49 on: May 04, 2011, 05:50:39 PM »
I know Michael Moore directed the movie, Canadian Bacon, but it was hilarious (as long as you left out his political agenda and treated it as pure comedy), especially thanks to the late, great John Candy.  When you said the police pulled you over, I immediately thought of this:

http://movieclips.com/zsgbv-canadian-bacon-movie-language-police/
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