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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: NHSparky on April 08, 2011, 08:11:47 PM
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15,000--that's a whole shitload of wasted time at work, of nights staring at the laptop screen while NCIS or some sporting event plays in the background, or Sunday mornings doing coffee, scratching my nuts, thinking of ya'll.
Now I COULD say something like, "WORSHIP ME, PUNY MORTALS!!! BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY GREATNESS!!!" But seriously, why waste the bandwidth to tell you that which you already know and accept? I mean, if you're gonna post whore, do it in a style befitting such a large number of mashing of the "Post" button? Smilies? Piss on 'em. Fight Club threads? Fine for a while, but I get tired of the Monty Pythonesque, "Yes I did--No you didn't" crap. Chewtoys? Fun for a while, but even they lack originality.
So as I sit here, with this honor you've bestowed upon me--and believe me, you'll bestow many more upon me in the days to come, whether you want to or not, I have to acknowledge why I've achieved such a lofty status among this little clan.
It's you. All of you. You are the ones who with either your wit, your intelligence, or your insanity, make me come back for more. Whether I acknowledge you by name or deed, know that you are the ones who keep me around this place. And NO, you're not getting rid of me, bitches. I'm dug in deep. I ain't goin nowhere.
On to the next 15,000.
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Let me humbly congratulate your awesomeness in achieving 15,000 posts. :yahoo:
And, by golly, I've never been in a group that made someone "scratch their nuts" when thought of. Um, thank you?
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Congrats! :cheersmate:
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Congratulations, sir; you're steadfastly working your way up to the silver medal, currently held by chris_:
Top 10 Posters
chris_ 22145
franksolich 20618
thundley4 18493
Wretched Excess 15713
NHSparky 15000
JohnnyReb 12212
DumbAss Tanker 12056
BlueStateSaint 11270
DixieBelle 11179
Thor 11151
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Congrats!
It took me 3.5 years to get to 5,000 posts, so at this rate I'll see you in 2018.
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I am humbled by your achievement.
Does that sound kiss-assy enough? :-)
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15K's worth of spare time? Oh, that'll end soon. :lmao:
And with all that free time you coulda been washing those windows and making your own damn coffee. :tongue:
(And Congrats hon!! :yahoo:)
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Congratulations, sir; you're steadfastly working your way up to the silver medal, currently held by chris_:
He's only at @13 posts per day. At that rate he'll never catch you.
15K's worth of spare time? Oh, that'll end soon. :lmao:
And with all that free time you coulda been washing those windows and making your own damn coffee. :tongue:
(And Congrats hon!! :yahoo:)
:rotf:
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Let me humbly congratulate your awesomeness in achieving 15,000 posts. :yahoo:
And, by golly, I've never been in a group that made someone "scratch their nuts" when thought of. Um, thank you?
Um, you're welcome.
And no, I don't think of specific posters and scratch my nuts, per se. Fondle perhaps, but never scratch. No, the scratching of the sack is a male ritual best practiced using a loose robe on a Sunday morning while flipping through the news channels and downing the first 1-5 cups of coffee before suitably fortified to make the Sunday breakfast of eggs, bacon or sausage gravy, biscuits, hash browns, etc.
After taking a nice, hot shower, of course. Something tells me I may have to get a larger hot water heater with Scoobie now growing gills in the guest shower.
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I'm confused. Is Chuck Woolery going to be showing up here anytime? Is there some sort of virtual love connection going on here between Mr. Sparky and Scoobie?
Inquiring minds want to know ~ or maybe I'm just the last to know.
:whistling:
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I'm confused. Is Chuck Woolery going to be showing up here anytime? Is there some sort of virtual love connection going on here between Mr. Sparky and Scoobie?
Inquiring minds want to know ~ or maybe I'm just the last to know.
:whistling:
It's a not so secret secret.
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Congrats NH. I'm not even to 400 yet. Been here for a couple of years I think. Not enough free time I guess, lol.
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It's a not so secret secret.
Awww, that's so sweet. Gotta love a good conservative love story.
:yahoo:
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I'm confused. Is Chuck Woolery going to be showing up here anytime? Is there some sort of virtual love connection going on here between Mr. Sparky and Scoobie?
Inquiring minds want to know ~ or maybe I'm just the last to know.
:whistling:
This might help... :-)
Clicky Here to be transported to The Spa... (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,57739.new.html)
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Congratulations!
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Congratulations!!!! (http://th758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/B_Oceander/GIF_Animations/th_Obama-san2.gif)
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15K. I was barely above 10K over at CU before the Ronulans showed up and that took me around two years or more to get there. I need to find more time to post.
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In doing various research for various things, usually something I have to buy, I'll stumble across an internet forum related to that item I need to buy (like euphs, for example) and see somebody there with over 30,000 posts.
Holy Post, Batman! :o :o :o
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I think that one could add up all of the posts on ALL of the forums I belong to and all of my posts, totalled, wouldn't add up to 30K.
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I think that one could add up all of the posts on ALL of the forums I belong to and all of my posts, totalled, wouldn't add up to 30K.
Between here and the Cubs board , I have over 37K posts. That doesn't include the three or for times I was banned on the Cubs board.
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Congrat's :cheersmate:
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Between here and the Cubs board , I have over 37K posts. That doesn't include the three or for times I was banned on the Cubs board.
Wow, how does one get banned from a baseball board?
Congrats Sparky. If I were to add up CU, here, NU and my moles at DU, I might have 37k. Maybe not, but I'm not saying. :-)
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Wow, how does one get banned from a baseball board?
Congrats Sparky. If I were to add up CU, here, NU and my moles at DU, I might have 37k. Maybe not, but I'm not saying. :-)
I got banned several times for arguing with Cardinal fans and posting forbidden words. It didn't help that I was posting while drinking sometimes. :whistling:
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Well, it also helps that we don't get the ban hammer for saying naughty words here too, as long as we don't get TOO out of hand.
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Well, it also helps that we don't get the ban hammer for saying naughty words here too, as long as we don't get TOO out of hand.
That's because we don't want to become TOO PC and have the word filter for those that don't like "Sailor talk". :-)
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your intelligence
I can only assume you were referring to me. :wink:
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That's because we don't want to become TOO PC and have the word filter for those that don't like "Sailor talk". :-)
If this place got TOO PC, I would be like a tree and leave.
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If this place got TOO PC, I would be like a tree and leave.
It's "make like a tree and scram". :mad:
</BTTF joke>
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It's "make like a tree and scram". :mad:
</BTTF joke>
Whatever. LOL!
:lmao:
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Make like a baby and head out...
Make like sheep shit and hit the trail...
Any others?
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make like a banana and split.
make like a missile and cruise.
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Make like a pair of nylons and run.
Make like a caterpillar and crawl.
Make like a butterfly and flit away.
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Make like a pair of nylons and run.
Make like a caterpillar and crawl.
Make like a butterfly and flit away.
Make like diarrhea and run.
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+1
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Why don't you make like a tree and get the **** outta here.
H5 if you know what that's from.
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Why don't you make like a tree and get the **** outta here.
H5 if you know what that's from.
I'd have to go back in time to give all the bitchslaps you truly deserve...
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I'd have to go back in time to give all the bitchslaps you truly deserve...
The first step is to find a DeLorean...
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I'd have to go back in time to give all the bitchslaps you truly deserve...
I can arrange that, dutch!! How many do you think he deserves is a better question??
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I can arrange that, dutch!! How many do you think he deserves is a better question??
I'll go with "All of them", Alex.
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Why don't you make like a tree and get the **** outta here.
H5 if you know what that's from.
h5 anyway.
If a bitchslap happens deep in the woods when one guy slams into a tree with his quad, does it make a sound?
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I'll go with "All of them", Alex.
"All of them" is not a choice, ya damned Dogface!! :fuelfire: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf:
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I can arrange that, dutch!! How many do you think he deserves is a better question??
42.
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"All of them" is not a choice, ya damned Dogface!! :fuelfire: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf:
How about a sideways 8?
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42.
42 is a nice, round number.
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42 is a nice, round number.
I hope you all know I'm feeling awfully depressed. I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side....
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42 is a nice number, but that would place Mike in a more positive direction. A "sideways 8", again, is NOT a number.
Sparky Marvin, go play with your diodes and quit whining!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJmrV9MBEV1RNyJcahWnxcbui1XJFklU-Vf0QIZ5gerLyYwT7j)
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42 is a nice number, but that would place Mike in a more positive direction. A "sideways 8", again, is NOT a number.
Sparky Marvin, go play with your diodes and quit whining!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJmrV9MBEV1RNyJcahWnxcbui1XJFklU-Vf0QIZ5gerLyYwT7j)
Replace his +/- with the national debt sign?
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Replace his +/- with the national debt sign?
I like. Can this be arranged?
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Alright, bitches...Short Bus time!!!!
(http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/naughty-memes-this-is-gonna-be-a-long-night.jpg)
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Alright, bitches...Short Bus time!!!!
(http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/naughty-memes-this-is-gonna-be-a-long-night.jpg)
:lmao: :lmao:
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Alright, bitches...Short Bus time!!!!
(http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/naughty-memes-this-is-gonna-be-a-long-night.jpg)
Damn - not even the courtesy of the reacharound! :rotf:
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The answer is ALWAYS bacon. ALWAYS.