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Title: 15K
Post by: NHSparky on April 08, 2011, 08:11:47 PM
15,000--that's a whole shitload of wasted time at work, of nights staring at the laptop screen while NCIS or some sporting event plays in the background, or Sunday mornings doing coffee, scratching my nuts, thinking of ya'll.

Now I COULD say something like, "WORSHIP ME, PUNY MORTALS!!!  BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY GREATNESS!!!"  But seriously, why waste the bandwidth to tell you that which you already know and accept?  I mean, if you're gonna post whore, do it in a style befitting such a large number of mashing of the "Post" button?  Smilies?  Piss on 'em.  Fight Club threads?  Fine for a while, but I get tired of the Monty Pythonesque, "Yes I did--No you didn't" crap.  Chewtoys?  Fun for a while, but even they lack originality.

So as I sit here, with this honor you've bestowed upon me--and believe me, you'll bestow many more upon me in the days to come, whether you want to or not, I have to acknowledge why I've achieved such a lofty status among this little clan.

It's you.  All of you.  You are the ones who with either your wit, your intelligence, or your insanity, make me come back for more.  Whether I acknowledge you by name or deed, know that you are the ones who keep me around this place.  And NO, you're not getting rid of me, bitches.  I'm dug in deep.  I ain't goin nowhere.

On to the next 15,000.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: longview on April 08, 2011, 08:31:03 PM
Let me humbly congratulate your awesomeness in achieving 15,000 posts.   :yahoo:


And, by golly, I've never been in a group that made someone "scratch their nuts" when thought of.  Um, thank you?
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Ballygrl on April 08, 2011, 08:35:43 PM
Congrats! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: franksolich on April 08, 2011, 08:37:50 PM
Congratulations, sir; you're steadfastly working your way up to the silver medal, currently held by chris_:

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Top 10 Posters
   
chris_               22145
franksolich               20618
thundley4               18493
Wretched Excess       15713
NHSparky               15000
JohnnyReb               12212
DumbAss Tanker       12056
BlueStateSaint       11270
DixieBelle               11179
Thor                       11151
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: USA4ME on April 08, 2011, 08:40:47 PM
Congrats!

It took me 3.5 years to get to 5,000 posts, so at this rate I'll see you in 2018.

.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: IassaFTots on April 08, 2011, 08:41:27 PM
I am humbled by your achievement.  


Does that sound kiss-assy enough?   :-)
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Scoobie on April 08, 2011, 08:52:18 PM

15K's worth of spare time? Oh, that'll end soon.  :lmao:

And with all that free time you coulda been washing those windows and making your own damn coffee.  :tongue:




(And Congrats hon!! :yahoo:)
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: thundley4 on April 08, 2011, 08:54:56 PM
Congratulations, sir; you're steadfastly working your way up to the silver medal, currently held by chris_:


He's only at @13 posts per day. At that rate he'll never catch you.
15K's worth of spare time? Oh, that'll end soon.  :lmao:

And with all that free time you coulda been washing those windows and making your own damn coffee.  :tongue:




(And Congrats hon!! :yahoo:)
:rotf:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: NHSparky on April 08, 2011, 08:57:20 PM
Let me humbly congratulate your awesomeness in achieving 15,000 posts.   :yahoo:


And, by golly, I've never been in a group that made someone "scratch their nuts" when thought of.  Um, thank you?

Um, you're welcome.

And no, I don't think of specific posters and scratch my nuts, per se.  Fondle perhaps, but never scratch.  No, the scratching of the sack is a male ritual best practiced using a loose robe on a Sunday morning while flipping through the news channels and downing the first 1-5 cups of coffee before suitably fortified to make the Sunday breakfast of eggs, bacon or sausage gravy, biscuits, hash browns, etc.

After taking a nice, hot shower, of course.  Something tells me I may have to get a larger hot water heater with Scoobie now growing gills in the guest shower.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Traveshamockery on April 08, 2011, 09:40:32 PM
I'm confused.  Is Chuck Woolery going to be showing up here anytime?  Is there some sort of virtual love connection going on here between Mr. Sparky and Scoobie? 

Inquiring minds want to know ~ or maybe I'm just the last to know.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: thundley4 on April 08, 2011, 09:45:16 PM
I'm confused.  Is Chuck Woolery going to be showing up here anytime?  Is there some sort of virtual love connection going on here between Mr. Sparky and Scoobie? 

Inquiring minds want to know ~ or maybe I'm just the last to know.

 :whistling:

It's a not so secret secret.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: md11hydmec on April 08, 2011, 09:59:32 PM
Congrats NH.  I'm not even to 400 yet.  Been here for a couple of years I think.  Not enough free time I guess, lol. 
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Traveshamockery on April 08, 2011, 10:33:48 PM
It's a not so secret secret.


Awww, that's so sweet.   Gotta love a good conservative love story.

:yahoo:

Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Scoobie on April 09, 2011, 12:03:43 AM
I'm confused.  Is Chuck Woolery going to be showing up here anytime?  Is there some sort of virtual love connection going on here between Mr. Sparky and Scoobie? 

Inquiring minds want to know ~ or maybe I'm just the last to know.

 :whistling:


This might help... :-)

Clicky Here to be transported to The Spa... (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,57739.new.html)
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: chitownchica on April 09, 2011, 12:17:11 AM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Gina on April 09, 2011, 06:38:27 AM
Congratulations!!!!  (http://th758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/B_Oceander/GIF_Animations/th_Obama-san2.gif)
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Airwolf on April 09, 2011, 07:40:40 PM
15K. I was barely above 10K over at CU before the Ronulans showed up and that took me around two years or more to get there. I need to find more time to post.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Eupher on April 11, 2011, 01:04:51 PM
In doing various research for various things, usually something I have to buy, I'll stumble across an internet forum related to that item I need to buy (like euphs, for example) and see somebody there with over 30,000 posts.

Holy Post, Batman!  :o :o :o
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Thor on April 11, 2011, 11:25:24 PM
I think that one could add up all of the posts on ALL of the forums I belong to and all of my posts, totalled, wouldn't add up to 30K.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: thundley4 on April 11, 2011, 11:31:24 PM
I think that one could add up all of the posts on ALL of the forums I belong to and all of my posts, totalled, wouldn't add up to 30K.


Between here and the Cubs board , I have over 37K posts.  That doesn't include the three or for times I was banned on the Cubs board.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Gratiot on April 12, 2011, 09:36:36 AM
Congrat's  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 12, 2011, 10:00:12 AM

Between here and the Cubs board , I have over 37K posts.  That doesn't include the three or for times I was banned on the Cubs board.


Wow, how does one get banned from a baseball board?

Congrats Sparky.  If I were to add up CU, here, NU and my moles at DU, I might have 37k.  Maybe not, but I'm not saying.  :-)
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: thundley4 on April 12, 2011, 10:12:13 AM
Wow, how does one get banned from a baseball board?

Congrats Sparky.  If I were to add up CU, here, NU and my moles at DU, I might have 37k.  Maybe not, but I'm not saying.  :-)

I got banned several times for arguing with Cardinal fans and posting forbidden words.  It didn't help that I was posting while drinking sometimes. :whistling:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: NHSparky on April 13, 2011, 11:49:45 AM
Well, it also helps that we don't get the ban hammer for saying naughty words here too, as long as we don't get TOO out of hand.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Thor on April 13, 2011, 12:24:09 PM
Well, it also helps that we don't get the ban hammer for saying naughty words here too, as long as we don't get TOO out of hand.

That's because we don't want to become TOO PC and have the word filter for those that don't like "Sailor talk".    :-)
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: compaqxp on April 13, 2011, 05:18:54 PM
your intelligence

I can only assume you were referring to me.  :wink:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: IassaFTots on April 13, 2011, 09:09:27 PM
That's because we don't want to become TOO PC and have the word filter for those that don't like "Sailor talk".    :-)

If this place got TOO PC, I would be like a tree and leave. 
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Chris_ on April 13, 2011, 09:12:44 PM
If this place got TOO PC, I would be like a tree and leave. 
It's "make like a tree and scram". :mad:

</BTTF joke>
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: IassaFTots on April 13, 2011, 09:14:16 PM
It's "make like a tree and scram". :mad:

</BTTF joke>

Whatever.  LOL! 

 :lmao:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: NHSparky on April 13, 2011, 09:29:50 PM
Make like a baby and head out...

Make like sheep shit and hit the trail...

Any others?
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: IassaFTots on April 14, 2011, 12:35:03 PM
make like a banana and split.

make like a missile and cruise.

Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Eupher on April 14, 2011, 02:20:29 PM
Make like a pair of nylons and run.

Make like a caterpillar and crawl.

Make like a butterfly and flit away.

Title: Re: 15K
Post by: IassaFTots on April 14, 2011, 02:29:31 PM
Make like a pair of nylons and run.

Make like a caterpillar and crawl.

Make like a butterfly and flit away.



Make like diarrhea and run. 
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 02:35:08 PM
+1
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 02:40:13 PM
Why don't you make like a tree and get the **** outta here.








H5 if you know what that's from.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 02:46:49 PM
Why don't you make like a tree and get the **** outta here.

H5 if you know what that's from.

I'd have to go back in time to give all the bitchslaps you truly deserve...
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 03:02:27 PM
I'd have to go back in time to give all the bitchslaps you truly deserve...

The first step is to find a DeLorean...
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Thor on April 14, 2011, 03:07:54 PM
I'd have to go back in time to give all the bitchslaps you truly deserve...

I can arrange that, dutch!! How many do you think he deserves is a better question??
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 03:11:14 PM
I can arrange that, dutch!! How many do you think he deserves is a better question??


I'll go with "All of them", Alex.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Eupher on April 14, 2011, 03:15:15 PM
Why don't you make like a tree and get the **** outta here.








H5 if you know what that's from.

h5 anyway.

If a bitchslap happens deep in the woods when one guy slams into a tree with his quad, does it make a sound?
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Thor on April 14, 2011, 03:18:41 PM
I'll go with "All of them", Alex.

"All of them" is not a choice, ya damned Dogface!!  :fuelfire: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 03:19:04 PM
I can arrange that, dutch!! How many do you think he deserves is a better question??


42.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 03:22:31 PM
"All of them" is not a choice, ya damned Dogface!!  :fuelfire: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :rotf:

How about a sideways 8?
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Eupher on April 14, 2011, 03:22:57 PM
42.

42 is a nice, round number.
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: NHSparky on April 14, 2011, 04:13:02 PM
42 is a nice, round number.

I hope you all know I'm feeling awfully depressed.  I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side....
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Thor on April 14, 2011, 04:48:04 PM
42 is a nice number, but that would place Mike in a more positive direction. A "sideways 8", again, is NOT a number.


Sparky Marvin, go play with your diodes and quit whining!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJmrV9MBEV1RNyJcahWnxcbui1XJFklU-Vf0QIZ5gerLyYwT7j)
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 04:52:27 PM
42 is a nice number, but that would place Mike in a more positive direction. A "sideways 8", again, is NOT a number.


Sparky Marvin, go play with your diodes and quit whining!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJmrV9MBEV1RNyJcahWnxcbui1XJFklU-Vf0QIZ5gerLyYwT7j)


Replace his +/- with the national debt sign?
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 05:07:49 PM

Replace his +/- with the national debt sign?

I like.  Can this be arranged?
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: NHSparky on April 14, 2011, 05:16:11 PM
Alright, bitches...Short Bus time!!!!

(http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/naughty-memes-this-is-gonna-be-a-long-night.jpg)
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 05:20:26 PM
Alright, bitches...Short Bus time!!!!

(http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/naughty-memes-this-is-gonna-be-a-long-night.jpg)

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: Eupher on April 14, 2011, 08:32:53 PM
Alright, bitches...Short Bus time!!!!

(http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/naughty-memes-this-is-gonna-be-a-long-night.jpg)

Damn - not even the courtesy of the reacharound!  :rotf:
Title: Re: 15K
Post by: NHSparky on April 15, 2011, 08:08:46 AM
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-option-e-win.jpg)

The answer is ALWAYS bacon.  ALWAYS.