I think the word you're looking for is Kuckucksheim, or more commonly Wolkenkuckucksheim (Cuckoo-land / Cloud-cuckoo-land).
For top DUmmies, I'm going to step out of the norm and nominate a group:
The BOG (Barack Obama Group).
DUmmy nominations... Idiot Beth, BantheGOP, Hawkeye X, ThomfromWV, Hifructosepronsyrup, IanDavid (HATE HIM), MikeCBugman, The Magistrate, CaliPeggy
Willie-Bobbo
Annie LiberalmoronteacherinKansas and Stinky
Wolkenkuckenkuckensheim is the word; I thank you, sir.
I have problems with German portmanteau words; I miss a part or two.
Wow, madam.
It's incredible, how we both think so much alike, down to the last detail.
Xultar
For top DUmmies, I'm going to step out of the norm and nominate a group:
The BOG (Barack Obama Group).
Mineral Man (is he the 1 who posted thousands of posts on Free Republic?)
Frank, has Skinner himself ever been nominated? or would that be like rewarding the CEO instead of rewarding those who carry the bricks on their backs?
I think my fellow alum was actually nominated before, when we were at our old home, but I don't recall if he was ever voted a Top DUmmie.
Because my fellow alum's done me favors--the old school tie and all that--I personally hesitate very much to say anything, the least little thing, that puts him in a less-than-flattering light.
But this isn't my message-board--it's everybody's message board--and so if anyone nominates Skins, well, so be it.
However, be aware that if he ends up in the Top 20, I'm the person who has to write about him, and so that would put franksolich in a fine fix indeed.
I would hope he wouldn't be nominated then so as not to put you in a compromising situation.
Well, but no, madam.
If you honestly think my fellow alum is top-primitiveworthy, feel free to nominate him.
If Skins ends up in the top twenty, it puts me in a quandary, but as we all know, franksolich is used to quandaries, and it could be quite interesting how it all turns out.
Top DUmmy nominees:- I definitely agree that w8liftinglady deserves a nod. The dominatrix turned "veterans advocate"/"editorialist" is so desperate for attention and approval from the other DUmmies that her posts are just pathetic and cringe-worthy.
Fat Che's Little Brother, if only because his posts send a thrill up my leg, a la Chris Matthews
w8liftinglady
Redstone
Doug's Stupid Ex-Wife (which, I believe this is self-explanatory)
For the Willie:
proud2blibKansan
Greenbriar, aka DementJeep
For the Annie:
In my mind, the person who personifies the traits we are looking for is none other than Stinky.
I rarely pay notice to their names (except for Pam, who I believe deserves a DU lifetime achievement award), but if anyone can recall the username of the misfit who schooled a tea party member with her iPhone, then I would like to nominate that person. Much thanks.
I think you are talking about Xultar:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50505.msg560509.html#msg560509
Yep -- that is her!! Thanks!
The Annie
Demtenjeep/Greenbriar
Top Primitives
demtenjeep
Oh now, as you know, sir, I find Chief S itting Bull a rather fascinating object of study.
Perhaps you didn't know this, but the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is dealing with an unfortunate degenerative neuro-muscular condition, which of course goes without saying that, yes, yes, yes, that's very bad, that's terrible.
But at the same time, for some reason, Chief S itting Bull thinks he can "deal with" the problem by building and solidifying his rage and anger and resentment and Hate against all that is good and decent; by hitting people and things, by reckless tearing-down and destruction.
And so franksolich remains inquisitively curious, how that's going to work out for the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, in ameliorating his unfortunate situation.
I've been all over Skins's island the past four days, and haven't seen the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive at all; one wonders what's up with that, given that Redstone has an opinion about everything, and never's been afraid to say it. And there's been plenty on Skins's island on which Chief S itting Bull could opine.
One wonders if something happened; perhaps the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive was putting gasoline into his car at the neighborhood convenience store, the self-service pumps, and because the fuel was slow in flowing, he leaned over, lighted cigarette dangling from his lips, to look inside the aperture.
Alas! poor S itting Bull! alas!
As many know, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, who now lives in eastern Connecticut, was born and raised in New Hampshire, coming from a long line of earnest, hardworking, modest Gaels, the salt of the earth, who spent generations working in the textile mills there.
That was too meant to be Redstone's destiny, but he arrogantly balked at the notion. No way was he going to be a manual laborer; he was too good to get dirt and callous on his hands. Besides, he had "talent"--in music, in song-writing, in song-singing, in the jewelry business, in the know-it-all business, in the hospitality business, in the beating-people-up business.
Chief S itting Bull wasn't going to work in an old textile mill; he was going to be a star.
Well, well.....
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is now, of course 60 years old (give or take one year either way), and as it turns out, never did anything worthwhile with his life. Sure, during the late 1960s, he teamed up with the lying tits primitive, the now-mausoleumed "TomInTib" primitive, and they hitch-hiked around the Great American Southwest (including a stayover at the Charles Manson "ranch")....but that's a scant accomplishment.
Alas! poor S itting Bull! alas!
Now, if circa 1967 or 1968 or 1969, Redstone had gone to work at the textile factory, well, here it is, a little more than forty years later--and he would be about ready to retire with a five-figure pension and a six- or seven-figure retirement account. The Life of Riley, he could be looking forward to.
But no.....
Actually, besides his ill-fated gloating and bloating election night 2008, pronouncing the Republican party dead forever, and besides his, uh, rather unusual way of dealing with his affliction, Chief S itting Bull appeals to me for a third reason.
I know people like Redstone in real life; not many, but a few.
(And coincidentally, they're all "socially conscious" Dems.)
Myself having been born deaf, I have no idea what a voice really sounds like, but in my case, this voice is as flat and wide and slow as the Platte River of Nebraska.
No stumbling, no stuttering, no stalling, just really slow.
(Actually, foreigners, those for whom English is a second language, and those who are trying to learn English, like to hear me, because I'm allegedly "understandable" to them--but of course 99% of my communicative contacts are with those from this time and place.)
I look utterly normal, utterly average.
And so it can be disconcerting for a person seeing me the first time, when I start to speak.
All my life, ever since I was about 2' tall, I've noticed that while this attribute bothers decent and civilized people only little, or not at all, it really really really "gets to" a certain species of people.
The hot-tempered, the chipped-on-the-shouldered, and "socially conscious" Dems.
And of course the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is (a), (b), and (c) above; all of them.
I've always said it's a good thing Redstone and I have never met in real life, because it wouldn't turn out well. I already know what's going to happen, as I've seen this reaction in his kind of person.
The eyes crossing to inside of the head, smoke puffing out of the ears, mouth paralyzed wide-open, face turning dark red, hands becoming claw-like, nostrils flaring, and blood vessels inside the skull popping and bursting, causing an apoplexic fit.
I'm a nice guy; I don't want Chief S itting Bull to suffer an apoplexic fit.
I guarantee you that would be Redstone's reaction to franksolich.
Past, and numerous, experience doesn't lie.
Sunday bump, but this is the last time I'm bumping this thread, as it's obvious Chief S itting Bull is cowering away from Skilns's island, afraid to go there in case someone asks him about his infamous prediction of early November 2008.
Either that, or the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, who has really poor "impulse control," is in jail.
First, his long-suffering battered wife, and next, a cop.
My, my.
Redstone really needs to learn some manners, to help him more gracefully accept his humble status in life.
Burned in the memory is one from December 2007, after the U.S. Senate had approved the nomination of George Bush's choice for attorney general. Everybody out here in the wider real world had known that the choice would be approved since the preceding September--and hence it was no surprise to anybody but the primitives, who got all upset and bent out of shape because of it.
The primitives have a bad habit of being behind on what's going on.
Towards suppertime the day of the vote, Chief S itting Bull and Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive, showed up together, finding the primitives substantially bawl-babying and demoralized. They then both lit the same campfire, ordering my fellow alum Skins to show up on Skins's island, so as to hearten the primitives.
Neither of them begged or requested--both of them "demanded."
A peasant and a pauper summoning the king?
Skins didn't show up, and so the "demands" of the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive and Pedro Picasso got more and more angry, more and more hysterical. Both even started slandering, libeling, distorting, muddying, smearing, the good name of my fellow alum.
It was disgraceful watching that, a peasant and a pauper spitting at the king.
As it turned out, my fellow alum was that same evening babysitting his two young sons at home, not aware that two lowly pissants had commanded him to appear. But when Skins showed up at the corporate offices of Skins's island the next morning, he saw the campfire, and responded.
My fellow alum has a problem; he apologizes for things when it's better to just tell the primitives to fudge off.
Redstone and Pedro Picasso were on Skins's island at the time, but neither of them came around to this campfire to humbly thank Skins for showing up....in fact, for about the next two months, the arrogant asses ignored every single campfire at which my fellow alum showed up, shunning him.
It blows the mind, that Chief S itting Bull and Pedro Picasso dared think that they were in a position to "demand" something of Skins, when in fact neither of them is good enough, bright enough, ethical enough, worthy enough, to as much as kiss the shoelaces on my fellow alum's shoes.
franksolich can forgive much, but franksolich finds it very difficult to forgive arrogant presumption.
Okay, this is the last time I'm bumping this, because I'm going to be busy the next four days, and besides, it's now painfully apparent that Chief S itting Bull is in some sort of trouble that keeps him away from Skins's island; in jail, or a mental ward, or a gutter, or something.....or too cowardly to show his mug on Skins's island.
For top DUmmies, I'm going to step out of the norm and nominate a group:
The BOG (Barack Obama Group).
These individuals are the "100% Dear Leader can do no wrong" group who spent the year so upset that all the other primitives didn't worship Dear Leader the way they worshipped Dear Leader, they went to their own sub-forum within a group, asked Skin's to re-write the group rules to accommodate their obsession, and then spent their time in there talking about how wonderful their master is, plotting on how to defend their master, and how to confront those who weren't 100% worshippers like them. As of recent, per a report at another lib website, the BOG's formed their own private website where they could go and speak in secret about their exaulted leader and, one would guess, on how to purify Skin's island of those who aren't as they.
But make no mistake; just because they received their own sanctuary doesn't mean they spent their time there only. They were often found in GDP (and some GD) posting only 100% worship pieces about Dear Leader, K&Ring each others threads, and attacking in packs anyone who wasn't as fully committed to obedience of Dear Leader as they should be.
The members of this groups include, but is not limited to, FrenchieCat, babylonsister, Cha, ProSense, grantcart, HiFructosePronSyrup, NJmaverick, HughMoran, jefferson_dem, Peacetrain, treestar, RoyGBiv, sandnsea, berni_mccoy, SoxFan, Nicholas D Wolfwood, and others. A few have been banned over the last 2 or 3 weeks, but the BOG still exists.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=388
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I concur. There's no one dummie that truly stands out this year.That darn recession is getting to everybody. :-)
I would like to suggest another category, the least DU-like, the one I see poking the hive with a stick the most often.
Of course, everyone's aware that in naming a winner of the Tangerine, that particular primitive's expulsion from Skins's island is a done deal.
Dreamer Tatum... that's who I nominated.
Your nomination of her for the "Annie," on the other hand, for the biggest loser to date on Skins's island (since 2001) probably needs no extra boosting, though; I have no doubt many here consider her a pretty big loser.
Frank, who was the poster that started a thread happily saying he got his Visa for I think Portugal? and I think he was under the assumption that he was going to be able to get a job there even though Europe is having economic problems?
I nominate proud2blibkansas for the Top Primitive spot because of her foul influence.....
You know, madam, I was disappointed when the Die alte Sau got only nineteenth place last year.
The dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is one really malignant person.
Gangrene on the humanbodysociety.
Fixed.
Top 10:
Willie:
Spooked911
I think I'll add BantheGOP, and MineralMan for "Top 10" Odin just reminded me of these cretins.
^ Just to specify, I added the "Top 10" for those two as to not mix them into the other two categories. Not sure they deserve an Annie or Willie.
I need to give a lot more thought to top primitive choices but my pick for the Annie is Lamond (Mr Scorpio).
No one to me personifies feeling important,succesfull,super intellectual but having absolutely nothing to back that up or evidence it is true then him.
They're staff, why I wouldn't want any of the three to win - the others are there completely voluntarily. On that token, this list looks great so far and I can only think of two names to add:
DainBamaged and Nance Greggs
as long as Peg crackes the top ten, I'm fine.
I think that was the TwixVoy primitive from Target.
But it needs confirmed; I'm only 99% certain, not 100% certain.
Annie, likely to be the biggest loser in life: Alan Grayson, for already having won life's lottery and become the biggest laughingstock of Nancy Pelosi's Congress.
The spooky primitive's a prominent 9-11 conspiracy theorist over there, right?
If so, a most excellent nomination, as one imagines the conspiracy theorists and the "Dungeon" forum have done much for the good name and reputation of Skins's island.
I forgot to nominate NNNOLHI. He's been at the DUmp for years and has yet to say anything intelligent.
mikec, that bug-screwing bastard.
And of course NameRemoved, especially for his brave posts in freedom of speech threads.
I must have missed the thread in the DUmp informing everyone of his now immortality. What happened, Tuck?
the LVL primitave (is he even still alive? guy that fat oughta be dead now)
I mentioned this yesterday, but ProudDad deserves a nomination. Run his name through the search function here and you'll see what I mean.
That's a great list. Should be interesting. My very first "DUmmie nominations". :popcorn: :popcorn:
Well, there's still five more days left for nominations.Can't believe it's almost December. :(
Can't believe it's almost December. :(
But some of these "nominations" do need a few more votes. I won't say which.
Can't believe it's almost December. :(
But some of these "nominations" do need a few more votes. I won't say which.
CPeg should lose a vote for every **cough-cough**poem she pens.+1 :rofl:
CPeg should lose a vote for every **cough-cough**poem she pens.
Spooked911.
I am new to these nominations, and you all covered most of my entries. There are a couple of threads I will have to research that were particularly ludicrous by persons not mentioned so far. But, in the interim, I would have to add SteveLesser and BradBlog. They both thought they were celebs after getting some airtime, but, flamed out in glorious flames.
This sounds like a good assignment that I can't wait to undertake.
Frank, that was OffWithTheirHeads, and I remember it well. It was a roast goose that he was preparing, when the homeless person knocked. OWTH made him a peanut butter sandwich accompanied by a glass of water (probably plastic disposable). Then, OWTH locked himself in the bathroom and had a good cry.
I wrote a tiny short story about him, mistakenly calling him StraightStory. It ended with an embarrassing fatal accident, and probably a house fire. Here it is: CC Link (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40111.msg437475/highlight,mervin.html#msg437475)
OWTH made such an impression on me, I was going to nominate him. But, his performance was rather poor during the rest of the year, only copy pasting articles written by other people, etc. Disappointing, and so no nomination.
I think that Spooked911 single minded obsession on one subject is what holds him back. He needs to apply himself with the same intensity on subjects like ACORN, obamacare, Glenn Beck and the moon landing.
I mentioned this yesterday, but ProudDad deserves a nomination. Run his name through the search function here and you'll see what I mean.I will second this one. While not a contender for the top spot he is still plugging away with his hatred towards the military.
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77. Nope. It's just another device to glorify war... (n/t)
BeFree (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-30-10 06:30 PM
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34. wow
And the guy is a hero to me. He is a true patriot. A real warrior.
A peaceful warrior, and you sit there and dis him? wow.
BeFree (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-30-10 06:38 PM
Response to Reply #36
38. wow
Your hatred is something to see. The guy is a Patriot of the highest order. And you dis him? wow
BeFree (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-30-10 06:52 PM
Response to Reply #40
43. Why?
He is a Patriot. He did what he did and made the world a safer place.
We should all be thanking him for his sacrifice.
BeFree (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-30-10 06:57 PM
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50. Ahhh
See, to me, bush deserves the type of anguish you dish out.
Who did Manning kill? All he did was a mild case of civil disobedience and you are blowing him
up to be as bad as bush? wow.
Crowded field this year :popcorn:
From Frank's list on Sunday, I see that my list has been covered, one and all. I'll just jot down here my Annie nominations. I am completely torn between two of the biggest losers. It will all shake out in the final votes.
Taverner and Hawkeye-X.
Is that an inside joke referencing TruthisAll?
Not to worry, I won't be relying on Exit Polls to tabulate the votes. That's why I have this on my side:
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/47348/thumbs/s-DIEBOLD-large.jpg)
If anyone's forgotten, Thanksgiving 2009 was when the gigantic primitive, who lives in Las Vegas, was dealing with a clogged toilet overflowing, water running up to his ankles and the turkey in the oven burning; a really miserable Thanksgiving.
frank, do you happen to have a link to that thread handy?
Ask, and thy shall receive, madam.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37115.0/
Actually, one should check out the thread in the DUmping Ground (not the DUmpster) announcing the gigantic primitive as winner of #08 top primitive of 2009; there's lots and lots of entertaining threads there.
Good times, good times.
Oh my frank, poor Jeanette, having to go to work the next day and than having to come home and cook dinner.
TruthisAll is another one.
The prognostications of massive gains of 8 seats by Dems in the Senate and 30 in the House was quite a spectacle that was never owned up to, I don't believe.
TIA still agitates the primitives from beyond the grave, as he was mausoleumed years ago. Sadly, only a few on the island still worship their fallen hero. Most regard him and his Monte-Carlo based simulations as mathematical alchemy. -Solid Gold Kookery.
Damn, I thought he was still active with the attention he was getting with his "polling statistics".
Damn, I thought he was still active with the attention he was getting with his "polling statistics".
No longer - though he does do his stand-up comedy act at progressiveindependent -- He still would qualify for lifetime achievement however.
Thanks for the write-up Miskie, that was great!
Who was it who was having repairs done on the kitchen...then had gone through every single dish in the house because the kitchen sink was out of order.....never realizing that he could do the dishes in the bathtub/bathroom sink? Straight Story?
Man, do a search on the simple word "kitchen" alone, and only in the DUmpster, no other forums, and one gets 17 pages of results.
One wonders why that is.
His "fans" are active at another site.
I nominate Frenchie Cat.....
Oh and Nance Greggs for a special award of claiming to be a writer and not knowing what an apologist in writing is in an Original Post titled "Don't call me an apologist" where she than spent entire post that an 8th grade English student could have turned in and gotten a C on for an assignment of writing an apology.
By the way, folks, we've never been able to determine if it was the TwixVoy primitive who got that tourist visa for Portugal, and was planning to emigrate there, and that nomination was contingent upon whether or not this was in fact the TwixVoy primitive.
So unless someone can determine that yes, it was the TwixVoy primitive, or come up with other reasons to nominate the TwixVoy primitive, we'll have to exclude the TwixVoy primitive from the ballot.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,44751.0 ?
Bobolink for the DOY, ANNIE and lastly, not only is she well qualified, but I'm sure she has had of share of the WILLIE of countless homeless men.
Oh.
No one had nominated the homeless bobbling primitive until you did so, sir.
She'd been long ago nominated for the two special awards, the Willie and the Annie, but not for top primitive.
Nomination duly noted, and it will appear on the ballot.....in all three slots.
I did nominate Bobo for the top spot in the regular DOY nominations(post 82).
I now take this opportunity to politic on her behalf to sweep the awards as she is most deserving. The finial hours are the most crucial as they may sway the judges with the freshest examples of feats of primitive achievements.
I'd like to update my nomination for Nance for the Annie.
I nominate Frenchie Cat, mostly because amongst the BOG she stands out as the President's most angry defender and because of her beat poetry sessions where she goes into a transcendental poetry rant that I hear bongos and William Shatner reciting when I read it.
By the way, folks, we've never been able to determine if it was the TwixVoy primitive who got that tourist visa for Portugal, and was planning to emigrate there, and that nomination was contingent upon whether or not this was in fact the TwixVoy primitive.
So unless someone can determine that yes, it was the TwixVoy primitive, or come up with other reasons to nominate the TwixVoy primitive, we'll have to exclude the TwixVoy primitive from the ballot.
Is she still there? for some reason until the other day I hadn't seen a post of hers at all, is she just in the BOG forum?She's still posting... check out the Barack Obama lawnmower thread from last night. :mental: :drunksailor:
Allentown Jake said you were looking for nominees. :) I'd nominate myself except they TS'd me awhile ago. Hate me if you must, but I highly recommend the BOG as Top DUmmy.
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Allentown Jake said you were looking for nominees. :) I'd nominate myself except they TS'd me awhile ago. Hate me if you must, but I highly recommend the BOG as Top DUmmy.
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The problem is that once you leave the island (forced or otherwise) and venture into the world of the rational and sane you pretty much disqualify yourself.
Now we may very well disagree on every possible political issue there is but unfortunately you can`t be DUmmy of the year.
Sorry. (http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/flowers.gif)
Crap! All that lovely experience wasted. What the hell am I supposed to do now? :banghead:
Top 10's not enough, Frank.
I`m afraid I don`t have an answer to that but regardless welcome to CC.
We are quite pleasant (mostly) to all who stop by.
Needless to say if you stay and take positions on issues you will be expected to answer and defend them.
If you spout talking points and don`t engage in discussions you won`t be treated so pleasantly.
If you know Jake as you say he can affirm that to be the case.
Hopefully you will find your time here enjoyable and enlightening. :cheersmate:
Well now, madam, there's two singular, distinctive, awards too, the Willie and the Annie.
The Willie's given to the primitive (or group of primitives) who's done a great deal to enhance the good name and credibility of Skins's island (and not necessarily only in 2010; past years count too).
The Annie's given to the primitive (or group of primitives) who's most likely to succeed on Skins's island, but fail in the real world; again, years before this current one count too.
If you think USA4ME's nomination of the B0G as top primitive of 2010 is too modest, and if you think the B0G deserves one of the above two awards, by all means feel free to nominate them.
Well, thanks for the beer.
I don't spout talking points and wouldn't defend Oblahblah if you held a gun to my head. The guy was a fraud from day one. I hold certain positions and will defend those that need defending, if it comes to that. Mostly, I'm just going to hang it with this beer.
Can I nominate them for EVERY award? That way they'll get something. Their egos are fragile, they need a statuette.
Can I nominate them for EVERY award? That way they'll get something. Their egos are fragile, they need a statuette.We don't have that kind of budget. I have a bag of trash and some empty beer cans on my desk they can have. :rotf:
The rules are:
only one Willie is awarded
only one Annie is awarded
one gets to vote for ten primitives for top primitive, but twenty primitives are awarded.
I believe bobbolink has already got nominated in all three categories, and so yes, one can nominate primitives in more than just one category.
Is she still there? for some reason until the other day I hadn't seen a post of hers at all, is she just in the BOG forum?
My guess is that Frenchie might actually be working at that daycare where she claimed to work. Hubby the deacon can't be doing too well in this economy. Of course, Frenchie could have a sock, she said as much, and she could be posting under that name. Watch for unexpected poetry-product.
Well, they are a shoe-in for the Annie.....
I suspect FrenchieCat's trying to stay off the radar, because the word is on Skins's island that the nominated primitives are fearful of Wikileaks-like announcements of their awards.
Which of course is humbug.
Yeah, the FrenchieCat's having some, uh, problems.
But alas for illumination, franksolich is no wikileaker.
Just how many past winners haven't had a Pizza for lunch and then shown the door shortly after winning our coveted award?
Just how many past winners haven't had a Pizza for lunch and then shown the door shortly after winning our coveted award?Or self-exiled.
Just how many past winners haven't had a Pizza for lunch and then shown the door shortly after winning our coveted award?
I'm confused, madam; women do that to me.
Is that a nomination of the B0G for the Annie?
Or self-exiled.
Anyone seen Frau Greenbriar lately?
I'm confused, madam; women do that to me.
TiT comes to mind and I think only right to nominate him for a Willy as his fame helped to make the island what it is.
People get tired of the Bostonian Drunkard.
.....then yes, I suppose I am nominating the BOG for Top DUmmie and Annie awards. Let's go with that.
Your nomination of the B0G for the Annie duly recorded, and it will appear on the ballot.
The B0G for top primitive, or top DUmmie, was earlier made by USA4ME, and so it looks as if the bases are covered.
I would have nominated him if somebody had hit him in the face with another brick.
I would have nominated him if somebody had hit him in the face with another brick.
Oh my.
I just checked.
The Bostonian Drunkard's been nominated for the Willie, but not for top primitive.
This is going to be the second year in a row the Bostonian Drunkard's been overlooked for top primitive.
That is, unless someone nominates him.
That must be a real ego-bruiser.
She's still posting... check out the Barack Obama lawnmower thread from last night. :mental: :drunksailor:
And I was soooo looking forward to the gossip! :thatsright:
Do I have to? :lmao: that OP was 1 of the craziest, silliest, unfunny things I ever read.It was absolutely awful, but frenchycat plants a giant stinker right in the middle of it.
It was absolutely awful, but frenchycat plants a giant stinker right in the middle of it.
But he was so awesome this year, picking on the homeless bobbolink, threatening her with violence, getting TS'd, then allowed to come back, and now continuing his rants. I didn't threaten anyone. I just criticized the One once too often. No one has invited me back. Then again, I wouldn't go back. Nonetheless, there is a principle here, godammit!
Somewhere there is. :popcorn:
Ok, where's the link?http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52078.0.html
bitchslapped for wanting to go back.
OSCAR WILDE, THE LARGE-PROBOSCISED PRIMITIVE, TELLS B.0. TO GET LOST
Cyrano, a leading contender for top DUmmie of 2010, in a statement released tonight.....
***BREAKING NEWS***
***BREAKING NEWS***
***BREAKING NEWS***
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52136.0.html
I don't want to go back.
Just sayin' there's a principle at work. The DUmp takes back someone who would threaten the life of a homeless woman, who makes sure everyone knows she is homeless so Will the Drunk had to know. But they don't take back the non-violent. And they're supposed to be about non-violence. Allegedly.
My head hurts. :thatsright:
:lmao:
My head hurts.
I don't want to go back.
Just sayin' there's a principle at work. The DUmp takes back someone who would threaten the life of a homeless woman, who makes sure everyone knows she is homeless so Will the Drunk had to know. But they don't take back the non-violent. And they're supposed to be about non-violence. Allegedly.
My head hurts. :thatsright:
I don't want to go back.
Oh, very good. I'll dress up in a gold slinky dress if you let me open the envelope. :-)
Oscar Wilde has definitely been steeping it up lately. That's for sure.
I only red a wee bit of it, but I figured you guys would relish picking it apart, dissecting it, and dismembering it. :-)We did. Thank you! :-)
I only red a wee bit of it, but I figured you guys would relish picking it apart, dissecting it, and dismembering it. :-)
One more and I'm done: Jackpine_Radical...always has some smarmy, snide comment and is an authority on nearly everything.
Anybody want to take any "over/under" on the odds of Oscar Wilde being mausoleumed in the morning, when my fellow alum shows up at the office?
I'll bet Oscar's history even before he wins a top primitive of 2010 award.
The Wrath of Skins is a terrible, a fearful, a dread, thing to behold; trust me, I know.
Can we add Skinner for an Annie, for the most rule changes as the admin of a website in history in order to try to appease the crazy BOG.
Oh, very good. I'll dress up in a gold slinky dress if you let me open the envelope. :-)
We don't have that kind of budget. I have a bag of trash and some empty beer cans on my desk they can have. :rotf:I have tons of "organic fertalizer" (horse manure) that I would be willing to donate.
Wouldn't matter with that face.
Can't do that. The BOG wins Top primitive award, I get to wear the dress. My hairy legs will remind everyone of Frenchies, Babbleon's, and Cha's upper lip.
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I want to nominate Doug's Stupid Ex-wife for the Annie.
May I nominate someone? Appears to be a real up and comer.....Nuclear Unicorn
May I nominate someone? Appears to be a real up and comer.....Nuclear Unicorn
After much thought and contemplation--and dismay--I am nominating my fellow alum Skins, "Skinner," for top primitive, even though strictly speaking my fellow alum isn't a primitive.
It tore the guts out, but one has to do what one has to do.
And for the Willie, the award for the primitive who's done a great deal to give credibility to Skins' island the past several years, in the manner of USA4ME nominating a whole group, the B0G group for top primitive, I also nominate the Three Stooges Moe, Curly Joe, and Larry ("Skinner," "EarlG," and "Elad," respectively).
When it comes to evaluating the primitives, the buck stops at the corporate offices of Skins's island.
I understand frank, I've been going back and forth on his nomination, on 1 hand he enables all the insanity BUT on the other hand I look at it like this (puts on regressive hat to use DU logic) Skinner you can say is the CEO and DU is the organization and the posters are the workers who push the insanity, should we reward the CEO? or the workers?
To use a sports analogy, worker= players and CEO= manager. When a team is a loser, much like the Detroit Lions, the manager/head coach gets the blame and is fired. Not the players. The new coach inherits the same old team.
In the case of the Detroit Lions and the Washington Redskins, I believe the problem is the owner.
In the case of the Detroit Lions and the Washington Redskins, I believe the problem is the owner.
Backstackernumbers for that absolutely useless Ban Fox News website. There are some lame DUAC's but this rates at the topYes!
How many "candidtaes so far Frank? Or can you not say?
Or,...should I just wait for the ballot tomorrow? :-)
Fifty-two so far for top primitive, which explains why we get twenty top primitives even if everybody can vote for only ten. I imagine it'll be like last year, circa 60. There's still about eight hours open for nominations.Very cool. Thanks.
Very cool. Thanks.
This is my first "primitive election" as I joined CC sometime during this summer, give or take. Should be interesting indeed. :popcorn:
It looks to me as if we're going to see some new and exciting primitive faces this year.Should be interesting indeed.
I don't really know for sure myself, as I don't count votes, and the voting hasn't even started yet, but this speculation's based upon casual observation.
Should be interesting indeed.
I can see a couple of primitives really fighting for the top DUmmie award. :-)
Actually, last year's top winner, the greenbirar primitive, had just been a casual nomination at the time nominations were being made. It was after nominations were closed, and that voting actually began, when the greenbriar primitive made a rather spectacular campaign to seize the number one spot, which she did.I can see that happening again. :naughty:
But she wouldn't have, if she hadn't campaigned during the voting, which is for about ten days.
Very cool. Thanks.
This is my first "primitive election" as I joined CC sometime during this summer, give or take. Should be interesting indeed. :popcorn:
You joined in the Summer and have all them posts!!Half of them contain all of one or two words and a whole lot of smileys :loser: :tongue:
:postwhore: :tongue:
JK. :-)
Half of them contain all of one or two words and a whole lot of smileys :loser: :tongue:
Very cool. Thanks.
This is my first "primitive election" as I joined CC sometime during this summer, give or take. Should be interesting indeed. :popcorn:
Since I don't know a lot of DU posters I think I'm going to have to review a bunch of threads before voting.
Do what I do--look at whoever the other Cavers have voted for, and the reasoning why. Then go from there.
Do what I do--look at whoever the other Cavers have voted for, and the reasoning why. Then go from there.
Oh, do people give their reasons for voting for a particular person? or is a synopsis provided for each nomination to help with our decisions?