After much thought and contemplation--and dismay--I am nominating my fellow alum Skins, "Skinner," for top primitive, even though strictly speaking my fellow alum isn't a primitive.
It tore the guts out, but one has to do what one has to do.
And for the Willie, the award for the primitive who's done a great deal to give credibility to Skins' island the past several years, in the manner of USA4ME nominating a whole group, the B0G group for top primitive, I also nominate the Three Stooges Moe, Curly Joe, and Larry ("Skinner," "EarlG," and "Elad," respectively).
When it comes to evaluating the primitives, the buck stops at the corporate offices of Skins's island.