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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #225 on: December 03, 2010, 01:22:11 AM »
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #226 on: December 03, 2010, 01:26:10 AM »
Can't do that.  The BOG wins Top primitive award, I get to wear the dress.  My hairy legs will remind everyone of Frenchies, Babbleon's, and Cha's upper lip.

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #227 on: December 03, 2010, 03:59:06 AM »
I want to nominate Doug's Stupid Ex-wife for the Annie.

Nomination recorded, Doug's stupid ex-wife now on the ballot for the Annie.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #228 on: December 03, 2010, 10:15:44 AM »
May I nominate someone?  Appears to be a real up and comer.....Nuclear Unicorn
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #229 on: December 03, 2010, 10:40:31 AM »
May I nominate someone?  Appears to be a real up and comer.....Nuclear Unicorn

Your nomination duly recorded, and will appear on the ballot, madam.

But to get votes, if you want, tell us something about this Nuclear Deformed.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #230 on: December 03, 2010, 11:58:29 AM »
May I nominate someone?  Appears to be a real up and comer.....Nuclear Unicorn

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #231 on: December 03, 2010, 03:12:03 PM »
I'm nominating ProudDad. I would say he's dumber than a box of shit, but that would be an insult to boxes of shit as they are smarter. And probably more useful.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #232 on: December 04, 2010, 07:40:47 AM »
After much thought and contemplation--and dismay--I am nominating my fellow alum Skins, "Skinner," for top primitive, even though strictly speaking my fellow alum isn't a primitive.

It tore the guts out, but one has to do what one has to do.

And for the Willie, the award for the primitive who's done a great deal to give credibility to Skins' island the past several years, in the manner of USA4ME nominating a whole group, the B0G group for top primitive, I also nominate the Three Stooges Moe, Curly Joe, and Larry ("Skinner," "EarlG," and "Elad," respectively).

When it comes to evaluating the primitives, the buck stops at the corporate offices of Skins's island.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #233 on: December 04, 2010, 08:28:01 AM »
After much thought and contemplation--and dismay--I am nominating my fellow alum Skins, "Skinner," for top primitive, even though strictly speaking my fellow alum isn't a primitive.

It tore the guts out, but one has to do what one has to do.

And for the Willie, the award for the primitive who's done a great deal to give credibility to Skins' island the past several years, in the manner of USA4ME nominating a whole group, the B0G group for top primitive, I also nominate the Three Stooges Moe, Curly Joe, and Larry ("Skinner," "EarlG," and "Elad," respectively).

When it comes to evaluating the primitives, the buck stops at the corporate offices of Skins's island.

I understand frank, I've been going back and forth on his nomination, on 1 hand he enables all the insanity BUT on the other hand I look at it like this (puts on regressive hat to use DU logic) Skinner you can say is the CEO and DU is the organization and the posters are the workers who push the insanity, should we reward the CEO? or the workers?
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #234 on: December 04, 2010, 09:02:10 AM »
I understand frank, I've been going back and forth on his nomination, on 1 hand he enables all the insanity BUT on the other hand I look at it like this (puts on regressive hat to use DU logic) Skinner you can say is the CEO and DU is the organization and the posters are the workers who push the insanity, should we reward the CEO? or the workers?

To use a sports analogy, worker= players and CEO= manager. When a team is a loser, much like the Detroit Lions, the manager/head coach gets the blame and is fired. Not the players. The new coach inherits the same old team.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #235 on: December 04, 2010, 09:05:30 AM »
To use a sports analogy, worker= players and CEO= manager. When a team is a loser, much like the Detroit Lions, the manager/head coach gets the blame and is fired. Not the players. The new coach inherits the same old team.

In the case of the Detroit Lions and the Washington Redskins, I believe the problem is the owner.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #236 on: December 04, 2010, 10:11:00 AM »
In the case of the Detroit Lions and the Washington Redskins, I believe the problem is the owner.

You'll get no argument from me.

It's the overseer who gets the axe though.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #237 on: December 04, 2010, 10:11:16 AM »
In the case of the Detroit Lions and the Washington Redskins, I believe the problem is the owner.

Gotta give you an H5 for that.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #238 on: December 04, 2010, 10:12:18 AM »
I don't know if Squealer, I mean Prosense has been nominated for an Annie yet, is it too late.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #239 on: December 04, 2010, 12:13:14 PM »
If ProSense hasn't been (I recall one 0bamaite being nominated), ProSense is now on the ballot.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #240 on: December 04, 2010, 01:24:43 PM »
I reviewed the list, as this nominating thread's open only about nine more hours.

chris_ is going to dislike me, but while the sparkling husband primitive was nominated for the Annie, for being one of life's losers, no one nominated him for one of the top primitives.

And so now Stinky the Clown's been nominated for top primitive.

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #241 on: December 04, 2010, 02:30:28 PM »
Okay a few more...NNN0LHI  for saying nothing with more acrimony than just about anyone else.
Backstackernumbers for that absolutely useless Ban Fox News website. There are some lame DUAC's but this rates at the top
Graywarrior...for never making it out of the 60's.

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #242 on: December 04, 2010, 02:31:22 PM »
Backstackernumbers for that absolutely useless Ban Fox News website. There are some lame DUAC's but this rates at the top
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #243 on: December 04, 2010, 02:42:35 PM »
A late arrival but think RandomThoughts  deserves mention if for no other reason to make a more determined run for a place next year.

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« Reply #244 on: December 04, 2010, 03:05:42 PM »
All the above nominations duly noted, and will be on the ballot.

The ballot is posted sometime tomorrow, Sunday.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #245 on: December 04, 2010, 03:08:45 PM »
How many "candidtaes so far Frank? Or can you not say?
Or,...should I just wait for the ballot tomorrow? :-)

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« Reply #246 on: December 04, 2010, 03:11:53 PM »
How many "candidtaes so far Frank? Or can you not say?
Or,...should I just wait for the ballot tomorrow? :-)

Fifty-two so far for top primitive, which explains why we get twenty top primitives even if everybody can vote for only ten.  I imagine it'll be like last year, circa 60.  There's still about eight hours open for nominations.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #247 on: December 04, 2010, 03:13:38 PM »
Fifty-two so far for top primitive, which explains why we get twenty top primitives even if everybody can vote for only ten.  I imagine it'll be like last year, circa 60.  There's still about eight hours open for nominations.
Very cool. Thanks.
This is my first "primitive election" as I joined CC sometime during this summer, give or take. Should be interesting indeed. :popcorn:

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« Reply #248 on: December 04, 2010, 03:16:35 PM »
Very cool. Thanks.
This is my first "primitive election" as I joined CC sometime during this summer, give or take. Should be interesting indeed. :popcorn:

It looks to me as if we're going to see some new and exciting primitive faces this year.

I don't really know for sure myself, as I don't count votes, and the voting hasn't even started yet, but this speculation's based upon casual observation.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010
« Reply #249 on: December 04, 2010, 03:24:01 PM »
It looks to me as if we're going to see some new and exciting primitive faces this year.
I don't really know for sure myself, as I don't count votes, and the voting hasn't even started yet, but this speculation's based upon casual observation.
Should be interesting indeed.
I can see a couple of primitives really fighting for the top DUmmie award. :-)