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Title: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2010, 05:28:28 PM
DUmmy Pam Dawson, Top DUmmy of 2009, again claims to be hospitalized. Maybe it's all the spicy food she brags about:
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-27-10 11:03 PM
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Back in the hospital again lipase level over 1000
was taking prednisone along with the Chemo and doing the taper of the prednisone. Sunday was the last day and I was happy that I didn't have to take it anymore. Had been feeling pretty sore in the right side abdomen since Thursday. It kept getting worse and then Monday night felt the same horrible pain center stomach that felt like a vise or rubber band going around to the back...sigh...

seems every time my colon is irritated, it also irritates the pancreas...
don't know what is going to happen now.
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9227694
So if DUmmy Pam goes to her just reward, scuttling off this mortal coil, leaving behind a trail of comically transparent lies, a new Top DUmmy will have to assume responsibility. If we lose greenbriar, not to worry, because next to assume the tanzanite tiara would be poor, stupid Beth Ferrari, who didn't really explode with her camping trailer. Beth would be a worthy replacement, with hardly a noticeable reduction in moronicity. But if Beth should run afoul of a scorpion or a sidewinder while looking for a place to relieve herself out there in the California desert, we'd be left with DUmmy bobbolink. That would affect the quality of the position, because bobbolink is homeless, and no one cares.


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Pool Hall Ace  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-27-10 11:17 PM
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5. Ugh! You don't need this shit.
Healing vibes {{{{ greenbriar }}}}

Oh, good! Healing vibes and white light always work.

This is all just another example of the Curse of the Top DUmmy award. It's as if every one of them helped to crack open King Tut's sarcophagus.
 
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: franksolich on January 28, 2010, 05:32:04 PM
No, sir, you have that wrong, slightly.

The bobbling primitive would be the stander-in for TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 if something God forbid would render the greenbriar primitive unable to stay in her place.

And then if something were to happen to the bobbling primitive, the new stander-up for TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 would be Doug's ex-wife.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2010, 05:41:05 PM
She read my comment about prednisone so she had to add that to her list. 
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2010, 05:46:42 PM
No, sir, you have that wrong, slightly.

The bobbling primitive would be the stander-in for TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 if something God forbid would render the greenbriar primitive unable to stay in her place.

And then if something were to happen to the bobbling primitive, the new stander-up for TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009 would be Doug's ex-wife.
NOOOOooooo!! Well, then, I will send vibes, healing white light (I think that's what cured Scamdy), special juju, and government cheese. As contemptible a person as greenbriar is, she is a tiny hair better than bobbolink. Well, maybe not, but anyway..... I'm pretty sure she will abandon this Crohn's storyline soon.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: DefiantSix on January 28, 2010, 05:48:03 PM
Don't worry folks.  Pam's just suffering from an acute bout with her chronic hypochondria.  

She'll be available to fullfill her duties as Top DUmmy 2010 - ribbon cutting ceremonies, riding in the grand marshall's (or is that "martial's") car at the SanFran Gay Pride Parade, and providing fitting, anti-capitalist remarks at the Whole Foods store openings throughout the country - in no time at all.  

24 business hours at most.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 28, 2010, 05:48:11 PM
She read my comment about prednisone so she had to add that to her list. 

i would bet.

wait?

did someone say bobbolink is homeless?
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: dutch508 on January 28, 2010, 06:11:25 PM
i would bet.

wait?

did someone say bobbolink is homeless?

bobbolink is homeless? I was not aware of that.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: NHSparky on January 28, 2010, 06:15:37 PM
bobbolink is homeless? I was not aware of that.

Wow--and on the same day I found out that John F'n Kerry served in Vietnam.  Will wonders never cease?
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: BadCat on January 28, 2010, 06:20:17 PM
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don't know what is going to happen now.

You are going to die a horrible and painful death.  No one will miss you.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: dutch508 on January 28, 2010, 06:25:21 PM
Wow--and on the same day I found out that John F'n Kerry served in Vietnam.  Will wonders never cease?

JOHN KERRY WAS IN VIETNAM!!!!????? :o

No F**king way!

Was he wounded?
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 28, 2010, 06:26:59 PM
bobbolink is homeless? I was not aware of that.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!  She's homeless????!!!!!!1111oneeleventy
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 28, 2010, 06:30:00 PM
JOHN KERRY WAS IN VIETNAM!!!!????? :o

No F**king way!

Was he wounded?

It was a secret mission but it is legendary to this day, seared, SEARED into the minds of the young CIA recruits, known with awe as the "Rump Rice Incident".
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 28, 2010, 06:33:15 PM
You are going to die a horrible and painful death.  No one will miss you.

bobbolink won't live long if she doesn't find better places to sleep

(http://inrareform.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/igloo1.jpg)
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Tucker on January 28, 2010, 07:03:57 PM
NOOOOooooo!! Well, then, I will send vibes, healing white light (I think that's what cured Scamdy), special juju, and government cheese. As contemptible a person as greenbriar is, she is a tiny hair better than bobbolink. Well, maybe not, but anyway..... I'm pretty sure she will abandon this Crohn's storyline soon.

I'd take three Mrs. Dawson's over a Bobbing Hobo any day. The Bobbing Hobo is a most vile creature. No entertaining value what so ever.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2010, 07:25:19 PM
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greenbriar   (1000+ posts)           Wed Jan-27-10 11:25 PM
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8. got the same room as last time...isn't that weird
   
Monday and Tuesday I was on a drip...not morphine as I am allergic to it...but something similar. Slept most of the time. Tonight hubby left the computer so I could write lesson plans and things. My kids so do not deserve another sub.

That is very true, they don't deserve another sub. They deserve another permanent teacher, not you. No students deserve you.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Specbid on January 28, 2010, 07:25:58 PM

They can all go...as long as the AdBot is safe...
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Chris on January 28, 2010, 07:51:44 PM
Oh, good! Healing vibes and white light always work.

White light and healing vibes doesn't cost a dime.  Maybe we should tell them that's what they're getting instead of the taxpayer-funded on-demand medical care they were looking forward to.

Have at it, DUmmies.  Knock yourselves out.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: kenth on January 28, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Poor GB.

I know, I'll send you a healing tilde.  ~

Ooh, even better, TWO healing ampersands. &&

There, you should be all better now.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: IassaFTots on January 28, 2010, 07:56:52 PM
JOHN KERRY WAS IN VIETNAM!!!!????? :o

No F**king way!

Was he wounded?

Trippy day indeed.  Didja hear John Edwards cheated on his wife and had a love child??
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Chris on January 28, 2010, 07:57:36 PM
Poor GB.

I know, I'll send you a healing tilde.  ~

Ooh, even better, TWO healing ampersands. &&

There, you should be all better now.

No umlauut?  You uncaring bastard.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: kenth on January 28, 2010, 08:03:32 PM
No umlauut?  You uncaring bastard.

I ran out of my government ration of umlauts. I can send her a healing caret. No way I'm gonna give her a colon.  :-)
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: dutch508 on January 28, 2010, 08:06:40 PM
Trippy day indeed.  Didja hear John Edwards cheated on his wife and had a love child??

Holy Chit! The only way it could be worst is if his wife had like, stage four cancer or something!!!
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: IassaFTots on January 28, 2010, 08:12:05 PM
Holy Chit! The only way it could be worst is if his wife had like, stage four cancer or something!!!


 :thatsright:

Oh well chit.  Guess she ain't having the best week ever.  Sucks to be her.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: DefiantSix on January 28, 2010, 08:15:55 PM
They can all go...as long as the AdBot is safe...

If they all go, who will AdBot have to play straight man to?  :bawl:
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2010, 08:19:20 PM
If they all go, who will AdBot have to play straight man to?
The DUde abides.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Tucker on January 28, 2010, 08:56:17 PM
I ran out of my government ration of umlauts. I can send her a healing caret. No way I'm gonna give her a colon.  :-)

According to Mrs Dawson, she may lose part of her colon. Wonder if she can get a colon donor.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Chris on January 28, 2010, 08:57:19 PM
According to Mrs Dawson, she may lose part of her colon.

So she'll just have a semi-colon. 
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: DefiantSix on January 28, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
So she'll just have a semi-colon. 

I just pray she doesn't post pictures of her dangling participle.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: kenth on January 28, 2010, 09:00:24 PM
According to Mrs Dawson, she may lose part of her colon. Wonder if she can get a colon donor.

The dump is full of assholes. Seems like it should be easy pickings.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Tucker on January 28, 2010, 09:09:50 PM
The dump is full of assholes. Seems like it should be easy pickings.

Why am I thinking of a hash mark?
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: terry on January 28, 2010, 09:27:10 PM
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Poor GB.

I know, I'll send you a healing tilde.  ~

Ooh, even better, TWO healing ampersands. &&

There, you should be all better now.

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No umlauut?  You uncaring bastard.

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I ran out of my government ration of umlauts. I can send her a healing caret. No way I'm gonna give her a colon. 

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According to Mrs Dawson, she may lose part of her colon.

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So she'll just have a semi-colon.

 :lmao:   

Thank you for that.. 


Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2010, 09:42:06 PM
You people are so mean to Pam! Don't you know she's on CHEMO, for goodness sake? And she had to postpone her Las Vegas trip? And, except for the useless, worthless, soulless, nameless, faceless mob of nobodies, everyone of Significance at the DUmp hates her for being DUmmy of the Year? And she's worried to death because that ignorant prick of a principal at Jardine Middle School probably has a copy of all her DUmp posts? If that won't play hell with your digestion, I don't know what will.

It sucks to be Pam.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Tucker on January 28, 2010, 09:56:53 PM
Mrs. Dawson is on CHEMO!!! When? Why?
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 28, 2010, 11:07:08 PM
Thank you all for the laughs tonight.  I needed that.  I have been busy and haven't spent as much time here over the last few days as I usually do and reading this thread has cracked me up.   

:bow:


But when did this whole chemotherapy thing with Pam come up?  First she loses her daughter, the bum in the basement, and now she might lose part of her intestinal tract? 

:hyper:
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: Ree on January 28, 2010, 11:49:59 PM
Someone been on WebMD?
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: kenth on January 29, 2010, 12:52:02 AM
Someone been on WebMD?

Next up: Cholera - still intestinal based, which suits the dump just fine
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: MarshallLaw on January 29, 2010, 08:18:24 AM
So she'll just have a semi-colon. 


Which would give her less asterisk.



Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: delilahmused on January 29, 2010, 10:44:40 AM
Wow--and on the same day I found out that John F'n Kerry served in Vietnam.  Will wonders never cease?

Next thing you know we'll find out TiT is homeless IN Veitnam.


Cindie
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 29, 2010, 04:18:13 PM
Pathological liar Pam Dawson gives us another imaginary update:

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-29-10 01:38 PM
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I got SOLID foods for Breakfast today. If my levels are good in the morning, I can go home
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

I am going to go really slow on foods...very light and not a lot at one time.


And now for a celebratory dinnner at that great Thai place in east Wichita.
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: BEG on January 29, 2010, 04:34:51 PM
Pathological liar Pam Dawson gives us another imaginary update:
 

And now for a celebratory dinnner at that great Thai place in east Wichita.


LOL  :-)
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 29, 2010, 05:20:12 PM
Even her link was a lie.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9229728
Title: Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
Post by: BEG on January 29, 2010, 05:44:31 PM
I'm about done reading about her bowel movements.   :whatever: