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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2010, 08:56:17 PM »
Quote from: kenth on January 28, 2010, 08:03:32 PM
I ran out of my government ration of umlauts. I can send her a healing caret. No way I'm gonna give her a colon.  :-)

According to Mrs Dawson, she may lose part of her colon. Wonder if she can get a colon donor.
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2010, 08:57:19 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 28, 2010, 08:56:17 PM
According to Mrs Dawson, she may lose part of her colon.

So she'll just have a semi-colon. 
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2010, 08:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 28, 2010, 08:57:19 PM
So she'll just have a semi-colon. 

I just pray she doesn't post pictures of her dangling participle.
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2010, 09:00:24 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 28, 2010, 08:56:17 PM
According to Mrs Dawson, she may lose part of her colon. Wonder if she can get a colon donor.

The dump is full of assholes. Seems like it should be easy pickings.
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2010, 09:09:50 PM »
Quote from: kenth on January 28, 2010, 09:00:24 PM
The dump is full of assholes. Seems like it should be easy pickings.

Why am I thinking of a hash mark?
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2010, 09:27:10 PM »
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Poor GB.

I know, I'll send you a healing tilde.  ~

Ooh, even better, TWO healing ampersands. &&

There, you should be all better now.

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No umlauut?  You uncaring bastard.

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I ran out of my government ration of umlauts. I can send her a healing caret. No way I'm gonna give her a colon. 

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According to Mrs Dawson, she may lose part of her colon.

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So she'll just have a semi-colon.

 :lmao:   

Thank you for that.. 


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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2010, 09:42:06 PM »
You people are so mean to Pam! Don't you know she's on CHEMO, for goodness sake? And she had to postpone her Las Vegas trip? And, except for the useless, worthless, soulless, nameless, faceless mob of nobodies, everyone of Significance at the DUmp hates her for being DUmmy of the Year? And she's worried to death because that ignorant prick of a principal at Jardine Middle School probably has a copy of all her DUmp posts? If that won't play hell with your digestion, I don't know what will.

It sucks to be Pam.
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2010, 09:56:53 PM »
Mrs. Dawson is on CHEMO!!! When? Why?
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2010, 11:07:08 PM »
Thank you all for the laughs tonight.  I needed that.  I have been busy and haven't spent as much time here over the last few days as I usually do and reading this thread has cracked me up.   

:bow:


But when did this whole chemotherapy thing with Pam come up?  First she loses her daughter, the bum in the basement, and now she might lose part of her intestinal tract? 

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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2010, 11:49:59 PM »
Someone been on WebMD?
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2010, 12:52:02 AM »
Quote from: Ree on January 28, 2010, 11:49:59 PM
Someone been on WebMD?

Next up: Cholera - still intestinal based, which suits the dump just fine
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2010, 08:18:24 AM »
Quote from: Chris on January 28, 2010, 08:57:19 PM
So she'll just have a semi-colon. 


Which would give her less asterisk.



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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2010, 10:44:40 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 28, 2010, 06:15:37 PM
Wow--and on the same day I found out that John F'n Kerry served in Vietnam.  Will wonders never cease?

Next thing you know we'll find out TiT is homeless IN Veitnam.


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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2010, 04:18:13 PM »
Pathological liar Pam Dawson gives us another imaginary update:

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-29-10 01:38 PM
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I got SOLID foods for Breakfast today. If my levels are good in the morning, I can go home
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

I am going to go really slow on foods...very light and not a lot at one time.


And now for a celebratory dinnner at that great Thai place in east Wichita.
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2010, 04:34:51 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 29, 2010, 04:18:13 PM
Pathological liar Pam Dawson gives us another imaginary update:
 

And now for a celebratory dinnner at that great Thai place in east Wichita.


LOL  :-)
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2010, 05:20:12 PM »
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Re: Curse Of The Top DUmmy Award Strikes Pam
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2010, 05:44:31 PM »
I'm about done reading about her bowel movements.   :whatever:
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