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Title: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Tucker on December 22, 2009, 02:43:33 PM
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MineralMan  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Dec-22-09 01:49 PM
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I went to the tire shop today   Updated at 3:09 PM
   
to get a couple of new rear tires for my evil SUV. Got a good price, and the place was really busy. So, while I was waiting and having a cuppa joe in the customer waiting area, I struck up a conversation with a guy who has a small business installing hardwood floors as a subcontractor. His van was in getting four new tires.

"How's business?" I asked him, in the way strangers converse in tire shop waiting rooms.

"A heck of a lot better than last year at this time," was his answer. So, I asked why he thought that was.

His answer was that the economic crisis in the fall of 2008 made everyone fearful and unwilling to do things like remodeling their homes or finishing their basements. So I asked him what he thought made the difference. His answer was interesting.

To paraphrase, he said that he'd always voted for Republicans for President. When Obama got elected he was sure that would finish off the country. He almost went under in 2008. But, he continued, that didn't happen. Instead, there was a slow, steady increase in his business, starting in about June of 2009. Now, in December, he said it's a complete turnaround for his business, and he's way busier than he needs to be. People are doing add-ons to their homes, replacing old floors, and finishing their basements.

I asked him if he thought Obama had anything to do with that. He said that he thought the stuff Obama did early in 2009 made people feel a little more confident about where things were going.

So, I asked him about the health care bill, figuring he'd have a real problem with that. Not so. He said that the way it looked to him, he'd probably be able to finally get some insurance for his kids, one of whom has epilepsy. Right now, he said, nobody would touch that kid.

About then, my SUV was ready, so that was the end of the waiting room conversation. I found it interesting.

Only a one bouncer. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/79477e3a.gif)

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8. I was encouraged by the conversation. I'm not sure this   Updated at 3:09 PM
   
guy is ready to vote for Democrats, but he can see things improving for him, personally, so that's a positive. It was also interesting to see what his views were on HCR. It's going to affect him positively, so he's not against it.

Small steps.

A bouncy in a bouncy.

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4. Yesterday a couple of guys in my gym's locker room were talking about Obama and Senator Sanders.
   
This is a stones throw from Emory University and based on part of their conversation, they were somewhere in the medical industry. Doctors or suits, I'm not sure. They seemed to be ending a conversation about the health bill.

One of them said that Bernie was just a former librarian and knew nothing about running a business. The other responded that Obama was basically the same way.

They went on to talk about how we need more business people in government.

I laughed and said sarcastically, 'Yeah, like George W. Bush. That worked out well.'

That ended the conversation and I went to shower.

Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 22, 2009, 02:53:30 PM
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They went on to talk about how we need more business people in government.

I laughed and said sarcastically, 'Yeah, like George W. Bush. That worked out well.'

That ended the conversation and I went to shower.

So you want librarians and community activists to run the government? :whatever:

Idiots.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2009, 02:55:07 PM
It's interesting how one DUmmy spinning a bouncy tale so often inspires other DUmmies to make up tales of their own.
It must be similar to how a person throwing up can cause nausea in others who are nearby.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 22, 2009, 02:59:00 PM
It must be similar to how a person throwing up can cause nausea in others who are nearby.

I can attest to this.  Long story, had to do with an ROTC PT test while 40% of the campus had the flu, many years ago.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Karin on December 22, 2009, 03:23:40 PM
It's a stupid story, but Tucker13, I loooooove your icon.  LOL!  My tire shop tale is thus:  I was getting my annual inspection done, and a guy was reading the paper in the waiting room.  He muttered under his breath, "Obama is the scourge of the earth."   I gave him a wry smile and a single nod.  End of story.  No bushes, no cops, no conversions.  Sorry. 
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Carl on December 22, 2009, 03:50:45 PM
Only credit given is for sticking to the script about being in a repair shop waiting room.
There was a conversion but not by the words of the DUmmy so can`t really count that and missed on the cheering crowd.

Otherwise an obvious fairy tale if there ever was one.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Tucker on December 22, 2009, 03:56:16 PM
Only credit given is for sticking to the script about being in a repair shop waiting room.
There was a conversion but not by the words of the DUmmy so can`t really count that and missed on the cheering crowd.

Otherwise an obvious fairy tale if there ever was one.

It has a rare bouncy in a bouncy. That's why I gave it a one.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2009, 03:59:37 PM
It has a rare bouncy in a bouncy. That's why I gave it a one.
Maybe so, but the absence of cheering onlookers is a serious flaw. Onlookers are always supposed to cheer.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 22, 2009, 04:04:11 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Smilies/pee.gif)(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Smilies/79477e3a.gif)
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Carl on December 22, 2009, 04:04:22 PM
Maybe so, but the absence of cheering onlookers is a serious flaw. Onlookers are always supposed to cheer.

That is critical to the story and to leave that part out is just inexcusable.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: jukin on December 22, 2009, 04:15:35 PM
That's funny because of the four contractors I know all of their business is down. They all had jobs at this time last year but are only getting very small remodels now.  Each one had the same thing to say "People are worried about their taxes going up and are not spending." This in a very, very liberal and affluent city in kalifornia.  The only thing keeping them going is the rebuilding of fire damaged houses which the local government is slowing down as much as possible with lots of reports and reviews before allowing rebuilding.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: crockspot on December 22, 2009, 04:25:49 PM
It's interesting how one DUmmy spinning a bouncy tale so often inspires other DUmmies to make up tales of their own.
It must be similar to how a person throwing up can cause nausea in others who are nearby.

Monkey see, monkey do.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 22, 2009, 04:32:27 PM
Tire shop owner here that I've done business with since I was a teenager is about to go under.....several people I know in the home construction/work line are out of work or working a week, off a week. I guess they're being punished for living and voting in a red state.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: zeitgeist on December 22, 2009, 05:04:30 PM
Tire shop owner here that I've done business with since I was a teenager is about to go under.....several people I know in the home construction/work line are out of work or working a week, off a week. I guess they're being punished for living and voting in a red state.
The builders I know are looking for the low end stuff to keep busy.  They have higher overhead than the Handy-Dans who normally do it but they pretty much shut them out when times get lean.  It is going to be a lean winter.   
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Chris_ on December 22, 2009, 06:02:05 PM
As always DUmmies lie all the time. I have several family members who are building contractors. They are to the point that they are taking any sort of job that they can get, and they're still not working much.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: formerlurker on December 22, 2009, 06:06:20 PM
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"How's business?" I asked him, in the way strangers converse in tire shop waiting rooms.


Is there a code, manual or brochure for this?
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Chris_ on December 22, 2009, 06:21:17 PM


Is there a code, manual or brochure for this?

There's a book. Its title: Creating Tire Shop Bouncies for DUmmies
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Oceander on December 22, 2009, 06:25:18 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Smilies/pee.gif)(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Smilies/79477e3a.gif)

Seems like great minds think alike:

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/B_Oceander/GIF_Animations/bouncing-idiot-2-sm.gif)
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 22, 2009, 08:18:31 PM
There's a book. Its title: Creating Tire Shop Bouncies for DUmmies

There is also:

- Creating Doctor's Office Bouncies for DUmmies
- Creating Gas Station Bouncies for DUmmies

Among others.  It is quite a series.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2009, 08:21:08 PM
There is also:

- Creating Doctor's Office Bouncies for DUmmies
- Creating Gas Station Bouncies for DUmmies

Among others.  It is quite a series.
You can't be series!
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: USA4ME on December 22, 2009, 08:30:28 PM
Wow, that wasn't even a good lie, much less a bouncy.

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Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Tucker on December 22, 2009, 09:41:37 PM
There is also:

- Creating Doctor's Office Bouncies for DUmmies
- Creating Gas Station Bouncies for DUmmies

Among others.  It is quite a series.


And the grocery store. That's a big conversion place. Hell. obama won because of all the converts voting for him.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2009, 09:48:38 PM
And the grocery store. That's a big conversion place. Hell. obama won because of all the converts voting for him.
Grocery stores are okay as the location of a bouncy, but only if it's Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, or a local independent with a great selection of organics.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 22, 2009, 09:56:00 PM
Grocery stores are okay as the location of a bouncy, but only if it's Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, or a local independent with a great selection of organics.

It actually doesn't matter which type of grocery store, bouncies "happen" in any of them.  There have been dozens, if not hundreds over the years.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: thundley4 on December 22, 2009, 10:05:52 PM
It actually doesn't matter which type of grocery store, bouncies "happen" in any of them.  There have been dozens, if not hundreds over the years.

Many have even happened in Walmart of all places.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Karin on December 23, 2009, 09:41:37 AM
It's the cheering crowds in these stories that always make me burst out laughing.  Aren't they embarrassed to even be typing that out?   I blush on their behalf. 
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Carl on December 23, 2009, 09:55:49 AM
It actually doesn't matter which type of grocery store, bouncies "happen" in any of them.  There have been dozens, if not hundreds over the years.

Remember it has to be in the check out line too..not in an aisle.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 23, 2009, 10:53:54 AM
Many have even happened in Walmart of all places.
Well, okay, but if it's a WalMart you have to start the bouncy with an explanation of why, just this one time, you were forced to go into a WalMart.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Tucker on December 23, 2009, 12:14:12 PM
Well, okay, but if it's a WalMart you have to start the bouncy with an explanation of why, just this one time, you were forced to go into a WalMart.

No doubt.

The DUmmy that is the subject of this thread didn't follow the script though. He forgot the obligatory "So here I was."
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: delilahmused on December 23, 2009, 12:47:07 PM
Maybe so, but the absence of cheering onlookers is a serious flaw. Onlookers are always supposed to cheer.

And Fox News playing in the background.

Cindie
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: DefiantSix on December 23, 2009, 01:05:44 PM
It actually doesn't matter which type of grocery store, bouncies "happen" in any of them.  There have been dozens, if not hundreds over the years.

My personal favorites always seem to be the gas station/convenience store bouncies that always seem to crop up this time of year.

Speaking of which, when're they gonna start showing up?  Are't they a bit overdue?
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Chris_ on December 23, 2009, 01:12:55 PM
My personal favorites always seem to be the gas station/convenience store bouncies that always seem to crop up this time of year.

Speaking of which, when're they gonna start showing up?  Are't they a bit overdue?

I'm holding out hope for an atheist soup kitchen bouncy. Such as:


So I was doing some work with the local atheist soup kitchen today when a fundy repuke walked in wearing a FOXNews T-shirt and carrying a Bible...
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Tucker on December 23, 2009, 02:33:58 PM
My personal favorites always seem to be the gas station/convenience store bouncies that always seem to crop up this time of year.

Speaking of which, when're they gonna start showing up?  Are't they a bit overdue?

They seem to propagate during an election year. They're coming. 2010. The year of the bouncies.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: formerlurker on December 23, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
I'm holding out hope for an atheist soup kitchen bouncy. Such as:


So I was doing some work with the local atheist soup kitchen today when a fundy repuke walked in wearing a FOXNews T-shirt and carrying a Bible Glenn Beck's book...


Fixed.   Glenn Beck is God afterall....
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Peter3_1 on December 23, 2009, 03:20:54 PM
If the lie had included in the story where the contractor had bribed the mayor and the building inspector with a sweetheart realestate deal at, say, Red Hook, St. Thomas so the bribe could not be traced, that would at least, have given it some credibility. 

At the DU, does anyone call these liars on their flights of fancy?
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 24, 2009, 01:04:03 AM
If the lie had included in the story where the contractor had bribed the mayor and the building inspector with a sweetheart realestate deal at, say, Red Hook, St. Thomas so the bribe could not be traced, that would at least, have given it some credibility. 

At the DU, does anyone call these liars on their flights of fancy?

You're kiddin' right?
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 24, 2009, 04:37:57 AM
At the DU, does anyone call these liars on their flights of fancy?

Not just "no," but "no expletive-deleted way."  It's against their genetic code.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Oceander on December 24, 2009, 06:01:31 AM
Village idiot bouncy:

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/B_Oceander/GIF_Animations/bouncing-village-idiot_smiley.gif)
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Karin on December 24, 2009, 08:11:06 AM
Wait, I think one bouncy got called out.  It was a while ago, but I think somebody said, "yeah right" to someone's tale.  Or how about when Greenbriar told her story about the girl in her class who would have like to be Pam's slave?  They all piled on her then, would that count?

I just love the bouncing Obama head.  It reminds me of post-French Revolution. 
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Oceander on December 24, 2009, 08:18:04 AM
Wait, I think one bouncy got called out.  It was a while ago, but I think somebody said, "yeah right" to someone's tale.  Or how about when Greenbriar told her story about the girl in her class who would have like to be Pam's slave?  They all piled on her then, would that count?

I just love the bouncing Obama head.  It reminds me of post-French Revolution. 

Maybe I need to start putting together a collectors' set.  Sort of like the three bouncing heads from the animated movie "Spirited Away":

(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m6/spirited-away-c.jpg)
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: delilahmused on December 24, 2009, 11:22:11 AM
Wait, I think one bouncy got called out.  It was a while ago, but I think somebody said, "yeah right" to someone's tale.  Or how about when Greenbriar told her story about the girl in her class who would have like to be Pam's slave?  They all piled on her then, would that count?

I just love the bouncing Obama head.  It reminds me of post-French Revolution. 

greenbriar gets called out once in a while. I think the last one was her "my student wants me to be her slave owner" story.

Cindie
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Peter3_1 on December 24, 2009, 01:20:37 PM
So they are the necessary reflection of Obama's narcissism These people are self deluded, do zero critical thinking, engage in fantesy reinforcement of their own fantesy world? So they are as dangerous, yet pathetic, as they can possibly be.
Title: Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
Post by: Oceander on December 24, 2009, 01:22:46 PM
So they are the necessary reflection of Obama's narcissism These people are self deluded, do zero critical thinking, engage in fantesy reinforcement of their own fantesy world? So they are as dangerous, yet pathetic, as they can possibly be.

Yup.