It's a stupid story, but Tucker13, I loooooove your icon.  LOL!  My tire shop tale is thus:  I was getting my annual inspection done, and a guy was reading the paper in the waiting room.  He muttered under his breath, "Obama is the scourge of the earth."   I gave him a wry smile and a single nod.  End of story.  No bushes, no cops, no conversions.  Sorry.