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Offline Karin

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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2009, 09:41:37 AM »
It's the cheering crowds in these stories that always make me burst out laughing.  Aren't they embarrassed to even be typing that out?   I blush on their behalf. 
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2009, 09:55:49 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 22, 2009, 09:56:00 PM
It actually doesn't matter which type of grocery store, bouncies "happen" in any of them.  There have been dozens, if not hundreds over the years.

Remember it has to be in the check out line too..not in an aisle.
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2009, 10:53:54 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 22, 2009, 10:05:52 PM
Many have even happened in Walmart of all places.
Well, okay, but if it's a WalMart you have to start the bouncy with an explanation of why, just this one time, you were forced to go into a WalMart.
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2009, 12:14:12 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 23, 2009, 10:53:54 AM
Well, okay, but if it's a WalMart you have to start the bouncy with an explanation of why, just this one time, you were forced to go into a WalMart.

No doubt.

The DUmmy that is the subject of this thread didn't follow the script though. He forgot the obligatory "So here I was."
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2009, 12:47:07 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2009, 03:59:37 PM
Maybe so, but the absence of cheering onlookers is a serious flaw. Onlookers are always supposed to cheer.

And Fox News playing in the background.

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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2009, 01:05:44 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 22, 2009, 09:56:00 PM
It actually doesn't matter which type of grocery store, bouncies "happen" in any of them.  There have been dozens, if not hundreds over the years.

My personal favorites always seem to be the gas station/convenience store bouncies that always seem to crop up this time of year.

Speaking of which, when're they gonna start showing up?  Are't they a bit overdue?
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2009, 01:12:55 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 23, 2009, 01:05:44 PM
My personal favorites always seem to be the gas station/convenience store bouncies that always seem to crop up this time of year.

Speaking of which, when're they gonna start showing up?  Are't they a bit overdue?

I'm holding out hope for an atheist soup kitchen bouncy. Such as:


So I was doing some work with the local atheist soup kitchen today when a fundy repuke walked in wearing a FOXNews T-shirt and carrying a Bible...
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2009, 02:33:58 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 23, 2009, 01:05:44 PM
My personal favorites always seem to be the gas station/convenience store bouncies that always seem to crop up this time of year.

Speaking of which, when're they gonna start showing up?  Are't they a bit overdue?

They seem to propagate during an election year. They're coming. 2010. The year of the bouncies.
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2009, 02:58:47 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on December 23, 2009, 01:12:55 PM
I'm holding out hope for an atheist soup kitchen bouncy. Such as:


So I was doing some work with the local atheist soup kitchen today when a fundy repuke walked in wearing a FOXNews T-shirt and carrying a Bible Glenn Beck's book...


Fixed.   Glenn Beck is God afterall....
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2009, 03:20:54 PM »
If the lie had included in the story where the contractor had bribed the mayor and the building inspector with a sweetheart realestate deal at, say, Red Hook, St. Thomas so the bribe could not be traced, that would at least, have given it some credibility. 

At the DU, does anyone call these liars on their flights of fancy?
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2009, 01:04:03 AM »
Quote from: Peter3_1 on December 23, 2009, 03:20:54 PM
If the lie had included in the story where the contractor had bribed the mayor and the building inspector with a sweetheart realestate deal at, say, Red Hook, St. Thomas so the bribe could not be traced, that would at least, have given it some credibility. 

At the DU, does anyone call these liars on their flights of fancy?

You're kiddin' right?
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2009, 04:37:57 AM »
Quote from: Peter3_1 on December 23, 2009, 03:20:54 PM
At the DU, does anyone call these liars on their flights of fancy?

Not just "no," but "no expletive-deleted way."  It's against their genetic code.
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2009, 06:01:31 AM »
Village idiot bouncy:

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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2009, 08:11:06 AM »
Wait, I think one bouncy got called out.  It was a while ago, but I think somebody said, "yeah right" to someone's tale.  Or how about when Greenbriar told her story about the girl in her class who would have like to be Pam's slave?  They all piled on her then, would that count?

I just love the bouncing Obama head.  It reminds me of post-French Revolution. 
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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2009, 08:18:04 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 24, 2009, 08:11:06 AM
Wait, I think one bouncy got called out.  It was a while ago, but I think somebody said, "yeah right" to someone's tale.  Or how about when Greenbriar told her story about the girl in her class who would have like to be Pam's slave?  They all piled on her then, would that count?

I just love the bouncing Obama head.  It reminds me of post-French Revolution. 

Maybe I need to start putting together a collectors' set.  Sort of like the three bouncing heads from the animated movie "Spirited Away":

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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2009, 11:22:11 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 24, 2009, 08:11:06 AM
Wait, I think one bouncy got called out.  It was a while ago, but I think somebody said, "yeah right" to someone's tale.  Or how about when Greenbriar told her story about the girl in her class who would have like to be Pam's slave?  They all piled on her then, would that count?

I just love the bouncing Obama head.  It reminds me of post-French Revolution. 

greenbriar gets called out once in a while. I think the last one was her "my student wants me to be her slave owner" story.

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Re: Tire shop bouncy- "O" save my business
« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2009, 01:20:37 PM »
So they are the necessary reflection of Obama's narcissism These people are self deluded, do zero critical thinking, engage in fantesy reinforcement of their own fantesy world? So they are as dangerous, yet pathetic, as they can possibly be.
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« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2009, 01:22:46 PM »
Quote from: Peter3_1 on December 24, 2009, 01:20:37 PM
So they are the necessary reflection of Obama's narcissism These people are self deluded, do zero critical thinking, engage in fantesy reinforcement of their own fantesy world? So they are as dangerous, yet pathetic, as they can possibly be.

Yup.
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