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Title: The perfect *********
Post by: thundley4 on November 12, 2009, 04:45:22 PM
BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8352711.stm)

WTF??
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: NHSparky on November 12, 2009, 06:51:15 PM
I could send this one to the short bus SO fast....
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: DixieBelle on November 12, 2009, 07:34:18 PM
Yeah, WTF indeed. This story has made the rounds before. So pathetic that women would feel the need to butcher themselves for no valid medical reason. Now if you're in pain or deformed, I could understand. But a more pleasing va-jayjay??? Umm...aren't they all by default to a man? :rofl:

Okay, this thread could nowhere good in a hurry!!!
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: debk on November 12, 2009, 07:43:27 PM
Ummmm.....I think that's one of the most dumbfounding articles I have ever read.  :confused:

It seems to me, that if a woman thinks her parts are unattractive to men....she's doing the wild thing with the wrong men.

If she thinks her parts are unattractive to her....surgically altering them is not going to resolve that attitude. Some serious therapy time with a psychiatrist might...
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 12, 2009, 07:58:09 PM
(http://scienceblogs.com/bushwells/Vetch_std.jpg)

'tis herself.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: DixieBelle on November 12, 2009, 08:08:33 PM
:rofl:

I will never look at flowers the same again!!! I'm so glad I know you shadie. :-)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 12, 2009, 08:46:38 PM
:rofl:

I will never look at flowers the same again!!! I'm so glad I know you shadie. :-)

If I didn't know better, I think you fell in love with me.  :-*
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 12, 2009, 09:15:40 PM
I had to click on the thread when I saw Schade responded to it...and as always, I'm never disappointed... :lmao:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: DixieBelle on November 12, 2009, 09:20:36 PM
How can I not love the Shade???
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 12, 2009, 09:24:03 PM
I had to click on the thread when I saw Schade responded to it...and as always, I'm never disappointed... :lmao:

:evillaugh:

I'm not quite sure what to say about her....

(http://www.sarracenia.com/photos/pinguicula/pingumora2003.jpg)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: jtyangel on November 12, 2009, 10:46:56 PM
On a serious note, I find it disturbing though for the psychologist who quotes on here to tear down women who already look like this in the process of trying to make those with umm..hanging inners feel better(and I've seen this said on a site one time that obsessed over this too) and it is this quote:

Quote
Sarah Creighton and psychologist Lih-Mei Liao challenged the ethics of offering women surgery to address such insecurities, suggesting it was adverts for a "homogenised, pre-pubescent genital appearance" which created these anxieties in the first place.

Isn't that a bit insulting to women whose normal development is towards the appearance some of thse women are seeking to gain?

So while trying to make the long lipped ladies feel better, those women who have umm tucked away inners are called basically little girls? WTF? Wouldn't it seem more fitting instead of degrading women who developed small inner labia to just tell women as a whole to be happy with their own development?

It irritates me when people make their point by degrading another variation on normal to make the other portion of normal feel better because they don't look more like 'that' variation of normal. Make sense? No, it shouldn't since it's just silliness!
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Rebel on November 12, 2009, 10:51:40 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d118/5CRIBE/dodge.jpg)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 13, 2009, 04:40:45 AM
I saw this on Drudge yesterday, and my reaction was this:

 :bolt:

Seriously, of the number I've looked at in person over the years, I've never found one that was ugly.  Must be the Y chromosome in me.
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 13, 2009, 05:53:36 AM
:evillaugh:

I'm not quite sure what to say about her....

(http://www.sarracenia.com/photos/pinguicula/pingumora2003.jpg)

Frigid? :-)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 13, 2009, 06:01:52 AM
Meh! I've been with girls with it small and tucked in and girls who looked like they were carrying a roast beef sandwich between their legs! Like one of the girls upthread said I think that part is pleasing to a man anyway! Unless there are some cleanliness issues! :o :-)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Wineslob on November 13, 2009, 09:42:32 AM
Before and after pics are required.
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: DixieBelle on November 13, 2009, 08:27:42 PM
:rofl:

Come on, this is only a two pager??? Ya'll are slippin!

Reb - I spit coke everywhere over the Dodge picture!!!!
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 13, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
 :picsneeded:  but I don't want to  :puke:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 08:32:54 PM
Meh! I've been with girls with it small and tucked in and girls who looked like they were carrying a roast beef sandwich between their legs! Like one of the girls upthread said I think that part is pleasing to a man anyway! Unless there are some cleanliness issues! :o :-)

Are we talking crumbled blue cheese?
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: DixieBelle on November 13, 2009, 08:35:30 PM
OMG!!!!!!! You owe me a new keyboard!! :rofl:

 
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 08:42:52 PM
OMG!!!!!!! You owe me a new keyboard!! :rofl:

 

That was disgusting wasn't it.  :-)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: jinxmchue on November 13, 2009, 08:46:06 PM
That was disgusting wasn't it.  :-)

Um, yeah.  You are now obligated to turn the thread back around.
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: ReardenSteel on November 13, 2009, 08:46:55 PM
:evillaugh:

I'm not quite sure what to say about her....

(http://www.sarracenia.com/photos/pinguicula/pingumora2003.jpg)


Ah! The Penis Flytrap.  :evillaugh: Very dangerous flower!  :o
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 13, 2009, 08:47:15 PM
She meant to say rotting fish.
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: DixieBelle on November 13, 2009, 08:54:32 PM
Shade after the adventures I've had this week with the car, I thought it was a much needed laugh!!!
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 08:59:32 PM
Um, yeah.  You are now obligated to turn the thread back around.

How about Feta cheese? Not as pungent, eh?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:03:55 PM
Ah! The Penis Flytrap.  :evillaugh: Very dangerous flower!  :o

LOL... :evillaugh: She does look icy mean too!
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:07:51 PM
I can't believe my chunky cheese comments haven't landed this in the short bus yet.... lemme see what else might I have up my sleeves?  :uhsure:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: jinxmchue on November 13, 2009, 09:14:02 PM
lemme see what else might I have up my sleeves?  :uhsure:

Um...  Wrong area, Schade.
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:19:03 PM
Um...  Wrong area, Schade.

I suppose I deserve it, I have been talking about cheese all darn night long. :lmao:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: ReardenSteel on November 13, 2009, 09:21:27 PM
I suppose I deserve it, I have been talking about cheese all darn night long. :lmao:

Making me hungary.













How close are we to the short bus?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Mike220 on November 13, 2009, 09:28:19 PM
Making me hungary.

So, is turning into an Eastern European country painful?  :-)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: ReardenSteel on November 13, 2009, 09:36:38 PM
So, is turning into an Eastern European country painful?  :-)

Hey back off. I'm having a "stupid" night. Can't say why. (?)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:49:52 PM
Hey back off. I'm having a "stupid" night. Can't say why. (?)

h-m-m-m-m-m.... :rotf:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: jinxmchue on November 13, 2009, 09:51:53 PM
So, is turning into an Eastern European country painful?  :-)

Reminds me of a part of "How to Be a Superhero" (hilarious book - go buy it) where they talk about secret identities and they provide a scenario where a superhero disguises himself as Iowa, much to his wife's chagrin.
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 13, 2009, 09:52:17 PM
I'm of the opinion that knives should stay far, far away from that part of my anatomy!  :mental:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: jinxmchue on November 13, 2009, 09:53:26 PM
I'm of the opinion that knives should stay far, far away from that part of my anatomy!  :mental:

 :yeahthat:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:55:04 PM
I'm of the opinion that knives should stay far, far away from that part of my anatomy!  :mental:

Even if it hung below the hem of me skirt, I wouldn't snip. That said, I might get a bungie cord or something for it... yanno.
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Chris on November 13, 2009, 09:56:07 PM
Even if it hung below the hem of me skirt, I wouldn't snip. That said, I might get a bungie cord or something for it... yanno.

Learn to tie a bow?
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:57:51 PM
Learn to tie a bow?

That would dress it up a bit too.
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: jinxmchue on November 13, 2009, 10:01:06 PM
Learn to tie a bow?

Do your ______ hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ______ hang low?

Do your ______ hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
With a minimum of labour?
Do your ______ hang high?

Do your ______ flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ______ flip-flop?

Do your ______ hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
As you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
When you hear an awful bore?
Do your ______ hang out?

 :-)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: ReardenSteel on November 13, 2009, 10:01:07 PM
Even if it hung below the hem of me skirt, I wouldn't snip. That said, I might get a bungie cord or something for it... yanno.

I'm all about being natural, the question is, would you still wear a skirt?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 14, 2009, 08:02:04 AM
Learn to tie a bow?
You've seen that video too? :-)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Eupher on November 14, 2009, 08:51:24 AM
Learn to tie a bow?

The sheepshank is a useful knot to shorten excess "material". I learned that knot in Boy Scouts.  :innocent:





 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 14, 2009, 09:04:28 AM
Are we talking crumbled blue cheese?
More like someone baking a loaf of bread! :-)
Title: Re: The perfect *********
Post by: jtyangel on November 14, 2009, 09:45:53 AM
Not to self *glad I don't need to know how to tie or have visions of bread bakeries in the body God gave me*





 :fuelfire: :p