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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2009, 08:59:32 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on November 13, 2009, 08:46:06 PM
Um, yeah.  You are now obligated to turn the thread back around.

How about Feta cheese? Not as pungent, eh?  :evillaugh:
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2009, 09:03:55 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on November 13, 2009, 08:46:55 PM
Ah! The Penis Flytrap.  :evillaugh: Very dangerous flower!  :o

LOL... :evillaugh: She does look icy mean too!
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2009, 09:07:51 PM »
I can't believe my chunky cheese comments haven't landed this in the short bus yet.... lemme see what else might I have up my sleeves?  :uhsure:
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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2009, 09:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:07:51 PM
lemme see what else might I have up my sleeves?  :uhsure:

Um...  Wrong area, Schade.
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2009, 09:19:03 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on November 13, 2009, 09:14:02 PM
Um...  Wrong area, Schade.

I suppose I deserve it, I have been talking about cheese all darn night long. :lmao:
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2009, 09:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:19:03 PM
I suppose I deserve it, I have been talking about cheese all darn night long. :lmao:

Making me hungary.













How close are we to the short bus?  :evillaugh:
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2009, 09:28:19 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on November 13, 2009, 09:21:27 PM
Making me hungary.

So, is turning into an Eastern European country painful?  :-)
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2009, 09:36:38 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 13, 2009, 09:28:19 PM
So, is turning into an Eastern European country painful?  :-)

Hey back off. I'm having a "stupid" night. Can't say why. (?)
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2009, 09:49:52 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on November 13, 2009, 09:36:38 PM
Hey back off. I'm having a "stupid" night. Can't say why. (?)

h-m-m-m-m-m.... :rotf:
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2009, 09:51:53 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 13, 2009, 09:28:19 PM
So, is turning into an Eastern European country painful?  :-)

Reminds me of a part of "How to Be a Superhero" (hilarious book - go buy it) where they talk about secret identities and they provide a scenario where a superhero disguises himself as Iowa, much to his wife's chagrin.
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2009, 09:52:17 PM »
I'm of the opinion that knives should stay far, far away from that part of my anatomy!  :mental:
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2009, 09:53:26 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on November 13, 2009, 09:52:17 PM
I'm of the opinion that knives should stay far, far away from that part of my anatomy!  :mental:

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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2009, 09:55:04 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on November 13, 2009, 09:52:17 PM
I'm of the opinion that knives should stay far, far away from that part of my anatomy!  :mental:

Even if it hung below the hem of me skirt, I wouldn't snip. That said, I might get a bungie cord or something for it... yanno.
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2009, 09:56:07 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:55:04 PM
Even if it hung below the hem of me skirt, I wouldn't snip. That said, I might get a bungie cord or something for it... yanno.

Learn to tie a bow?
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2009, 09:57:51 PM »
Quote from: Chris on November 13, 2009, 09:56:07 PM
Learn to tie a bow?

That would dress it up a bit too.
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2009, 10:01:06 PM »
Quote from: Chris on November 13, 2009, 09:56:07 PM
Learn to tie a bow?

Do your ______ hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ______ hang low?

Do your ______ hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
With a minimum of labour?
Do your ______ hang high?

Do your ______ flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ______ flip-flop?

Do your ______ hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
As you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
When you hear an awful bore?
Do your ______ hang out?

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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2009, 10:01:07 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 09:55:04 PM
Even if it hung below the hem of me skirt, I wouldn't snip. That said, I might get a bungie cord or something for it... yanno.

I'm all about being natural, the question is, would you still wear a skirt?  :evillaugh:
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2009, 08:02:04 AM »
Quote from: Chris on November 13, 2009, 09:56:07 PM
Learn to tie a bow?
You've seen that video too? :-)
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2009, 08:51:24 AM »
Quote from: Chris on November 13, 2009, 09:56:07 PM
Learn to tie a bow?

The sheepshank is a useful knot to shorten excess "material". I learned that knot in Boy Scouts.  :innocent:





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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2009, 09:04:28 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 13, 2009, 08:32:54 PM
Are we talking crumbled blue cheese?
More like someone baking a loaf of bread! :-)
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Re: The perfect *********
« Reply #45 on: November 14, 2009, 09:45:53 AM »
Not to self *glad I don't need to know how to tie or have visions of bread bakeries in the body God gave me*





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