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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
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1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather :evillaugh: or Lace :innocent:?
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ? :lmao:
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You should feel secure......
Leather & Lace........ :naughty:
and..... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
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1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather :evillaugh: or Lace :innocent:?
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ? :lmao:
Bring mace.
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1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather :evillaugh: or Lace :innocent:?
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ? :lmao:
Bring mace.
Is that advice for Thor or me? :lmao:
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1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather :evillaugh: or Lace :innocent:?
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ? :lmao:
Bring mace.
Is that advice for Thor or me? :lmao:
:-) I think 'ole Thor can handle himself. He's a 6'4" Judo master.
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1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather :evillaugh: or Lace :innocent:?
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ? :lmao:
Bring mace.
Is that advice for Thor or me? :lmao:
:-) I think 'ole Thor can handle himself. He's a 6'4" Judo master.
I ain't ascared of him. I do have my ways you know. :naughty:
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You should feel secure......
Leather & Lace........ :naughty:
and..... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
muwahahahahaha! :-)
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....and as harmless as a house pet. To be quite honest, I'm more worried about Thor....you seductrous you. :-)
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THOR are you nuking futz? :mental: Okay, be sure that at least three responsible people know where you are going. Have your cell phone preset to 911 so you can dial it immediately. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to any secluded place to see her "etchings, photos, scrapbook etc"... Take your own vehicle. Dress in comfortable shoes that you can run in. Meet in a public place..NOT a pubic place.
Schade..if he has a cute ass...he's mine! :hammer:
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THOR are you nuking futz? :mental: Okay, be sure that at least three responsible people know where you are going. Have your cell phone preset to 911 so you can dial it immediately. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to any secluded place to see her "etchings, photos, scrapbook etc"... Take your own vehicle. Dress in comfortable shoes that you can run in. Meet in a public place..NOT a pubic place.
Schade..if he has a cute ass...he's mine! :hammer:
I shall check his rear quarters for you..... :naughty:
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....and as harmless as a house pet. To be quite honest, I'm more worried about Thor....you seductrous you. :-)
Not too many men are able to resist my charms.... :lmao:
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THOR are you nuking futz? :mental: Okay, be sure that at least three responsible people know where you are going. Have your cell phone preset to 911 so you can dial it immediately. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to any secluded place to see her "etchings, photos, scrapbook etc"... Take your own vehicle. Dress in comfortable shoes that you can run in. Meet in a public place..NOT a pubic place.
Schade..if he has a cute ass...he's mine! :hammer:
I must be nucking futz !!! But, mA, you're ruining all the fun !!!
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You might wanna bring this with you....
(http://www.condomsdirect.co.uk/Astroglide.jpg)
:tongue:
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(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/anallube.jpg)
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I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine. :lmao:
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I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine. :lmao:
Romantic fantasies... Not so much.
Prison Nightmares...
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1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather :evillaugh: or Lace :innocent:?
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ? :lmao:
it makes no difference to me .. just get pics :popcorn:
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:-) I think 'ole Thor can handle himself. He's a 6'4" Judo master.
Yummy! Sounds delicious! <smacks lips, gives Schadie the envious evil eye>
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1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather :evillaugh: or Lace :innocent:?
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ? :lmao:
Here's hoping you two hit it off.
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Here's hoping you two hit it off.
Schadie is married and there's probably nothing that's going to keep Thor in Minnesota. ..just sayin'. :-)
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1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather :evillaugh: or Lace :innocent:?
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ? :lmao:
it makes no difference to me .. just get pics :popcorn:
Of course. :)
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I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine. :lmao:
Romantic fantasies... Not so much.
Prison Nightmares...
Exactly, what a bunch of weirdos we have here. :lmao:
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:-) I think 'ole Thor can handle himself. He's a 6'4" Judo master.
Yummy! Sounds delicious! <smacks lips, gives Schadie the envious evil eye>
Think of it as Schade going on recon.... :-)
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1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather :evillaugh: or Lace :innocent:?
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ? :lmao:
Here's hoping you two hit it off.
Seriesly, my post was not meant to be taken seriesly. :lmao:
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Here's hoping you two hit it off.
Schadie is married and there's probably nothing that's going to keep Thor in Minnesota. ..just sayin'. :-)
*shatter*.... that's the sound of my heart breaking into thousands of pieces. :-)
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Thor watch out for the riding crop.....................she ain't afraid to use it
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Thor watch out for the riding crop.....................she ain't afraid to use it
Hey... this is a thread about advice for li'l ole me. :uhsure:
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Thor watch out for the riding crop.....................she ain't afraid to use it
Hey... this is a thread about advice for li'l ole me. :uhsure:
Oh that's right...............Don't break the riding crop :evillaugh:
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Thor watch out for the riding crop.....................she ain't afraid to use it
Hey... this is a thread about advice for li'l ole me. :uhsure:
Oh that's right...............Don't break the riding crop :evillaugh:
(http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/images/smilies/bud.gif)
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I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine. :lmao:
Romantic fantasies... Not so much.
Prison Nightmares...
Exactly, what a bunch of weirdos we have here. :lmao:
Speak for yourself. I'm a pervert, not a weirdo.
Oh, and now every time I see lube I'm reminded of Superbad. Is that a good or bad thing?
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
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Show him your Titties!!! :evillaugh:
Thor have your camera ready. Worthless without pics. :popcorn:
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Damn............ this is a crazy thread but then again we are the sex and booze crowd.
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Damn............ this is a crazy thread but then again we are the sex and booze crowd.
:leghump: & :couch:
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs. :lmao:
OMG.... im dying laughing.
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs. :lmao:
OMG.... im dying laughing.
Waaahhh I want to come too!!!
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs. :lmao:
OMG.... im dying laughing.
Waaahhh I want to come too!!!
It was fun! Thor is an absolute gentleman who is easy on the eyes.... not that I was looking or anything. :naughty:
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs. :lmao:
OMG.... im dying laughing.
Waaahhh I want to come too!!!
It was fun! Thor is an absolute gentleman who is easy on the eyes.... not that I was looking or anything. :naughty:
I probably needed to be there to save Thor from your sexual ways.
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Besides you would look so goofy in a HT mask. :-)
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs. :lmao:
OMG.... im dying laughing.
Waaahhh I want to come too!!!
It was fun! Thor is an absolute gentleman who is easy on the eyes.... not that I was looking or anything. :naughty:
Thanks Schadie !!! ::blushes:: You didn't get to experience the :hot: side of me.... :o
You ain't bad to look at, either.
I will say, I had some fun today !!! :-)
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Thanks Schadie !!! ::blushes:: You didn't get to experience the :hot: side of me.... :o
You ain't bad to look at, either.
I will say, I had some fun today !!! :-)
Dude -- back off on those faggy smilies, else that, coupled with you not hitting on Schade will lead everyone to think you have teh ghay.
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I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine. :lmao:
HEY - WATCH THAT! That one time a month that the "Tunnel of Love" ride is down it's nice to have the Log Ride available.
:-)
:tongue:
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I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine. :lmao:
HEY - WATCH THAT! That one time a month that the "Tunnel of Love" ride is down it's nice to have the Log Ride available.
:-)
:tongue:
No thank you, Carlos........ that just ain't right.
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No thank you, Carlos........ that just ain't right.
I know. However, Schade will get a chuckle out of it and if I'm lucky she'll reply with something clever or snarky (or both).
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No thank you, Carlos........ that just ain't right.
I know. However, Schade will get a chuckle out of it and if I'm lucky she'll reply with something clever or snarky (or both).
No, Thor, it ain't right, is it? ... but.... what the hell, it's Friday! :lmao:
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/invisible_buttsecks.jpg)
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No, Thor, it ain't right, is it? ... but.... what the hell, it's Friday! :lmao:
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/invisible_buttsecks.jpg)
Schade never disappoints. :-)
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I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine. :lmao:
HEY - WATCH THAT! That one time a month that the "Tunnel of Love" ride is down it's nice to have the Log Ride available.
:-)
:tongue:
The reason for Croc wearing are becoming clearer everyday. :o
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven...
Only if not properly used.
*hit Thor in groin with gallon jug of salt peter*
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven...
Only if not properly used.
*hit Thor in groin with gallon jug of salt peter*
Snugs, I was the victim of a horrendously bad cell phone pic. This is the only remnant from this afternoon that I am willing to publicly show.
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5285/39934359jb3.jpg)
And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9463/1975610156560631860ug6.jpg)
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And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9463/1975610156560631860ug6.jpg)
You got that right gorgeous.(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/evil.gif)
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And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9463/1975610156560631860ug6.jpg)
You got that right gorgeous.(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/evil.gif)
My love.... thank you.
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven...
Only if not properly used.
*hit Thor in groin with gallon jug of salt peter*
Snugs, I was the victim of a horrendously bad cell phone pic. This is the only remnant from this afternoon that I am willing to publicly show.
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5285/39934359jb3.jpg)
And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9463/1975610156560631860ug6.jpg)
No gimp masks or anything? Must not have been a good date. :tongue:
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I'd like to suggest:
1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask
:hammer:
MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven...
Only if not properly used.
*hit Thor in groin with gallon jug of salt peter*
Snugs, I was the victim of a horrendously bad cell phone pic. This is the only remnant from this afternoon that I am willing to publicly show.
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5285/39934359jb3.jpg)
And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9463/1975610156560631860ug6.jpg)
No gimp masks or anything? Must not have been a good date. :tongue:
If you saw the top half of the first picture, you would know that no mask was necessary. It was that bad.
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Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY. :naughty: :-)
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I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine. :lmao:
HEY - WATCH THAT! That one time a month that the "Tunnel of Love" ride is down it's nice to have the Log Ride available.
:-)
:tongue:
The reason for Croc wearing are becoming clearer everyday. :o
He hehehehe :rotf:
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Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY. :naughty: :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10? :naughty:
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No thank you, Carlos........ that just ain't right.
I know. However, Schade will get a chuckle out of it and if I'm lucky she'll reply with something clever or snarky (or both).
No, Thor, it ain't right, is it? ... but.... what the hell, it's Friday! :lmao:
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/invisible_buttsecks.jpg)
LOL.
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Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY. :naughty: :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10? :naughty:
Know what's good about being over 40? Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
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Schadie, It didn't help that the wind was blowing 30-40 mph before we got inside!!
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BTW, Kev, wait until you hit 50 !!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY. :naughty: :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10? :naughty:
Know what's good about being over 40? Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.
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Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY. :naughty: :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10? :naughty:
Know what's good about being over 40? Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.
Braggart! :naughty:
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Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY. :naughty: :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10? :naughty:
Know what's good about being over 40? Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.
Then there are thoose who will brag about the 2 hour staying power they do bring ;)
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Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY. :naughty: :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10? :naughty:
Know what's good about being over 40? Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.
Then there are thoose who will brag about the 2 hour staying power they do bring ;)
ok so you had 4 minutes of fun and another 86 minutes of what ? Shuffle Board?
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Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY. :naughty: :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10? :naughty:
Know what's good about being over 40? Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.
Then there are thoose who will brag about the 2 hour staying power they do bring ;)
ok so you had 4 minutes of fun and another 86 minutes of what ? Shuffle Board?
Or pole vaulting! :-)
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Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY. :naughty: :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10? :naughty:
Know what's good about being over 40? Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.
True--I asked Mrs. Sparky once if I could use one. She just kinda curled up into the fetal position and went, "Nonononononononono...."