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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: MrsSmith on September 21, 2009, 07:14:30 PM
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-21-09 07:31 PM
Original message (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6601513)
We're different than they are
They're theocratic, we're atheists (to a large degree)
They're intolerant, we're tolerant
They're exclusive, we're inclusive
They believe in every man for themselves (and if they want to drag a woman along for entertainment and to breed, fine)
We believe that sharing, caring, and compassion are key to life itself, and help is always there for anyone who needs it
They believe that charity is meant for tax breaks, we believe charity is for those who are the most needy no matter what ammount of time or money is involved
They believe that gay is a dirty word, we believe that gay is a beautiful word
They believe animals are good for food, we believe animals are beings not just possessions
They believe that white is the dominant color, we believe that everyone is part of a rainbow
They believe in the power of lies, we believe in the power of truth
They believe that facts hamper the message, we believe without facts, there is no message
They believe in the power of the few, we believe in the power of many
They believe that war is necessary to retain power, we believe that power leads to war
They believe that they can control everyone but they should be allowed to be uncontrolled, we believe that they need to be controlled to protect us from them
We believe that man is inherently good, they believe that only they are good
We believe in the power of man to do the right thing, They can only believe in what enriches them
That's why we're different. And I'm glad I'm not one of them.
Well, of course. You're all Dain Bramaged...and we're not!! :rotf: :rotf:
They're atheists, we're normal (to a large degree)
They're intolerant, we're tolerant
They're exclusive, we're inclusive
They believe in every "post-birth human being" for themselves - with lots of government assistance and all the pot you can smoke
We believe that sharing, caring, compassion and obedience to God (many of us), are key to life itself, and we are always ready to help as needed...with our own money, not Uncle Sam's
They believe that charity is meant for their own gain, we believe charity is for those who are the most needy no matter what amount of our time or money is involved
They believe that gay is a dirty word, we believe that gay was a beautiful word before it was redefined
They believe animals are beings not just possessions with more right to life than most humans , we believe animals are good for food and all human life is precious
They believe that white is the dominant color, we believe that everyone is part of the human race
They believe in the power of lies, we believe in the power of truth
They believe that facts hamper the message; we believe without facts, there is no message
They believe in the power of the few (No Mob Rule!!), we believe in the power of the majority vote
They believe that war is never necessary because we can always "buy peace," we believe that war must sometimes be fought - and won - to retain our country and our freedom
They believe that they should control everyone but they should be allowed to be uncontrolled, we believe that freedom applies to all law-abiding citizens
We believe that man usually tries to be good, they believe that only they are good and everyone that disagrees deserves abuse
We believe in the power of man -with God's help -to do the right thing, They can only believe in what enriches them (Tax the Rich and Gimme MY PONY!!!)
That's why we're different. :lmao:
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-21-09 07:31 PM
Original message
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That's why we're different. And I'm glad I'm not one of them.
That's OK, Dainbramaged. We're glad you're not one of us, too. :loser:
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Man-O-Man! What is it will all the Street Cred posts on the DUmp
lately? Christ they are a insecure collection of morons.
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The closed head injured one is in the top ten intolerant DUmmy's on the whole of the internet.
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-21-09 07:31 PM
Original message
We're different than they are
They're theocratic, we're atheists (to a large degree)
They're intolerant, we're tolerant
They're exclusive, we're inclusive
They believe in every man for themselves (and if they want to drag a woman along for entertainment and to breed, fine)
We believe that sharing, caring, and compassion are key to life itself, and help is always there for anyone who needs it
Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-21-09 06:00 PM
Response to Reply #32
33. I like to perpetuate it
I would love nothing more than any time anyone Googles "Glenn Beck" it ALWAYS returns two or three links to this
I hate that mother****** with such a passion - I would not cry a tear it HE were raped and murdered.
Bizarro
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Bizarro
You forget, Beck disagrees with them. He deserves whatever torture they can imagine!! ::)
I am glad we're different. :-)
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-21-09 06:00 PM
Response to Reply #32
33. I like to perpetuate it
I would love nothing more than any time anyone Googles "Glenn Beck" it ALWAYS returns two or three links to this
I hate that mother****** with such a passion - I would not cry a tear it HE were raped and murdered.
Yes -- tolerance, inclusiveness, sharing, caring and compassion all wrapped up in one succinct reply!! Bravo . . .
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Man-O-Man! What is it will all the Street Cred posts on the DUmp
lately? Christ they are a insecure collection of morons.
I told you they're scared to death of that giant wave of fail that's about to wash over them.
This is their way of showing it.
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Someone pass me a joint...I want to live in Delusionaland just for a day. :lmao:
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Man-O-Man! What is it will all the Street Cred posts on the DUmp
lately? Christ they are a insecure collection of morons.
I told you they're scared to death of that giant wave of fail that's about to wash over them.
This is their way of showing it.
I think $kimmer got the word from Big Brotha to start culling the ideologically impure from the ranks for show trials, gulags and purges. Apparently word is starting to filter down to the useful idiots.
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Someone pass me a joint...I want to live in Delusionaland just for a day. :lmao:
LOL ! Delusionaland! Like Disneyland, but without the rides ! :evillaugh:
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LOL ! Delusionaland! Like Disneyland, but without the rides ! :evillaugh:
Oh there's ride all right. obama takes them for one every day. When he's through with them, he throws them under it.
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They believe that gay is a dirty word, we believe that gay is a beautiful word
Unless we're slamming republicans. Then it's a dirty, dirty word.
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Man-O-Man! What is it will all the Street Cred posts on the DUmp
lately? Christ they are a insecure collection of morons.
They're always doing that, Sara. I call them the "Daily Affirmations With Stuart Smalley" threads, as in: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." If a person or group constantly feels the need to tell themselves and everyone else how great they are, they probably ain't.
I mean really, could you see us starting threads over and over the sole purpose of which is to crow about how superior we are? It would be embarrassing. I like to think that as conservatives we let our actions and our character speak for themselves.
One has to wonder who exactly the DUmmies are trying to convince.
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I hate that mother****** with such a passion - I would not cry a tear it HE were raped and murdered.
The funny thing is, you'd cry a river if some water was poured on a terrorist to extract information that could save your own life.
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This is SOOOOOOOOO FUnnie! :rotf:
DUmmie Dain Bramaged writes a nice, long, even somewhat articulate (for a DUmmie) screed, and in 3 sentences, DUmmie Taverner blows it all to HELL! :rotf:
Priceless.... :lmao:
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Just for the sake of full disclosure I took the DUmmie Taverner's post from a DUmp thread about Glenn Beck that njpines brought over. Beck Thread (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34025.0.html)
That post just stuck in my mind when I read about their "tolerance" and "compassion".
Any time a primitive posts at the DUmp about their "tolerance" and "compassion" I have to wonder...
Are they delusional?
Are they lying?
Are have they simply never read any posts at the DUmp?
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Just for the sake of full disclosure I took the DUmmie Taverner's post from a DUmp thread about Glenn Beck that njpines brought over. Beck Thread (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34025.0.html)
That post just stuck in my mind when I read about their "tolerance" and "compassion".
Any time a primitive posts at the DUmp about their "tolerance" and "compassion" I have to wonder...
Are they delusional?
Are they lying?
Are have they simply never read any posts at the DUmp?
I think when they speak of "tolerance" and "compassion", they're referring to people who agree with them politically, religiously, and/or personally.
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I think when they speak of "tolerance" and "compassion", they're referring to people who agree with them politically, religiously, and/or personally.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have TEH WINNAH!!!
If you tolerate and have compassion for them and them only; that's all they want.
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Wow. I wonder what color the sky is in the DUmmies' reality.
:mental:
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Wow. I wonder what color the sky is in the DUmmies' reality.
:mental:
It's all rainbows and polka dots . . .
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Oh, they're different than we are alright, but those arent the reasons. That list does illustrate that the difference lies in their inferior ability to handle reality and tell truth from fiction (As well as just tellling the truth period).
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They live in their own little world, DAT. As long as they stay there, I have no problem with them....
The problem I have is that they try to impose their world onto the rest of the world....
Nevermind the fact that their world has never worked in the real world, nor will it....
I'd like to send them to live on their own little island somewhere, then burn all the bridges and mine the harbors....
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I'd like to send them to live on their own little island somewhere, then burn all the bridges and mine the harbors....
I'm thinking Cuba. They always claim it's a paradise, and once you get in, you can't get out.
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Someone pass me a joint...I want to live in Delusionaland just for a day. :lmao:
You're gonna need a lot more than that. Start with a few well-placed hammer blows to the head, THEN follow it up with the contents of an entire pharmacy and every neighborhood pusher's stash you can find. At that point, you might get close.
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I'm thinking Cuba. They always claim it's a paradise, and once you get in, you can't get out.
Just like a roach motel for DUmmies....
I LOVE IT!!! :rotf:
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I mean really, could you see us starting threads over and over the sole purpose of which is to crow about how superior we are? It would be embarrassing.
How right you are, Dandi. We would never in a million years do that, and it would be embarassing. It's like giving yourself a compliment. Only creepy people do that. "These pants make me look great, don't they?"
I did not care to row over to see the responses the OP got. I already know what they are. Those applauding hands icons, the backslapping, the ass kissing. I just can't take it.
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Dang....that stuff they are smokin' must be reeeeaaaallllly expensive! :o
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DUmmies aren't "different than" us or anything else.
They are different from nearly everything, but they're not "different than" anything.
Thank God in Heaven that DUmmies are different from us, but they aren't different than us.
It's the stupid grammatical equivalent of saying something is "very unique".
But I'm sure DUmmy greenbriar wouldn't red-pencil it if showed up in an essay by one of
her victims, er, I mean, students.
I'd rather hear someone scrape their nails across a chalkboard.
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Without a doubt one of more insane threads from the primitives.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/Liberal%20Fascism/jonah2.jpg)
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They believe that charity is meant for tax breaks, we believe charity is for those who are the most needy no matter what ammount of time or money is involved
Funny one. Every study shows that conservatives give more to charity than liberals--and poor states which are primarily conservative give more than rich liberal states. For many years running, Mississippi, the poorest state, has been the top charitable giver. Many rich liberal states are at the bottom of the list in giving.
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Funny one. Every study shows that conservatives give more to charity than liberals--and poor states which are primarily conservative give more than rich liberal states. For many years running, Mississippi, the poorest state, has been the top charitable giver. Many rich liberal states are at the bottom of the list in giving.
Well liberals only like forced charity preferably paid for by other people's tax money not their own.
Conservatives on the other hand prefer to take care of our own needs then help people that we choose too.
The difference between us and them is we feel we are obligated to work and provide for ourselves. They think we are obligated to work and provide for everyone. Yet they aren't obligated to do anything but cash that govt check and bitch that they run out of pot and Cheeto money by the 9th of the month.
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Well liberals only like forced charity preferably paid for by other people's tax money not their own.
Conservatives on the other hand prefer to take care of our own needs then help people that we choose too.
The difference between us and them is we feel we are obligated to work and provide for ourselves. They think we are obligated to work and provide for everyone. Yet they aren't obligated to do anything but cash that govt check and bitch that they run out of pot and Cheeto money by the 9th of the month.
True. Also, adding government into the equation is yet another back-door means of expanding its power, and the left is all about the expansion of government power, with them in control. Conservatives give from a true desire to help the deserving needy (now there's a concept which can't be uttered anymore in this PC world, the notion that some people don't deserve something), while liberals only see it as a means of giving more power to government. That's why conservatives have never needed a middleman. Which is only common sense if your true desire is to help others. More taxes is only "common sense" if your true goal is expansion of government.
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True. Also, adding government into the equation is yet another back-door means of expanding its power, and the left is all about the expansion of government power, with them in control. Conservatives give from a true desire to help the deserving needy (now there's a concept which can't be uttered anymore in this PC world, the notion that some people don't deserve something), while liberals only see it as a means of giving more power to government. That's why conservatives have never needed a middleman. Which is only common sense if your true desire is to help others. More taxes is only "common sense" if your true goal is expansion of government.
Also us conservatives are for helping people in need but, we want those people to take the help and better themselves. Liberals want public assistance to be a living and a life style choice. The old saying "Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he eats for life." Isn't just a saying it holds a lot of truth. For some reason liberals think its unfair and cruel if we expect folks to fish for themselves instead of taking fish from our buckets.
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Also us conservatives are for helping people in need but, we want those people to take the help and better themselves. Liberals want public assistance to be a living and a life style choice. The old saying "Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he eats for life." Isn't just a saying it holds a lot of truth. For some reason liberals think its unfair and cruel if we expect folks to fish for themselves instead of taking fish from our buckets.
Amen! :bow: