The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on July 10, 2009, 06:54:49 PM
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In other news, I am duck-sitting. Who'd knew I ("the schade") would be foster mum to an orphaned mallard?
Ask me anything. Quack quack.
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In other news, I am duck-sitting. Who'd knew I ("the schade") would be foster mum to an orphaned mallard?
Ask me anything. Quack quack.
what's that thing sticking out of his pants?
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what's that thing sticking out of his pants?
It's a remote I think or maybe his wii controller. Make that "wee controller".... :lmao:
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If I give you five bucks and duck, do you wanna _________?
Fill in the blank.
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If I give you five bucks and duck, do you wanna _________?
Fill in the blank.
I am really good at these! How are ya BC?
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Is this the thread where I just sit here and play with myself?
Come on peeps, has Obamalama got you so down?
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Is this the thread where I just sit here and play with myself?
Come on peeps, has Obamalama got you so down?
No, but I notice your webcam isn't on--or at least I haven't got the invite yet.
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No, but I notice your webcam isn't on--or at least I haven't got the invite yet.
I don't own a web cam, that would be trouble. :evillaugh:
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I love the duck... but I wish to interact with a human.... allo? :uhsure:
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This will make you laugh....
http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/29783/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/29783/3359/richmedia/Pelosi.mp3
If it doesn't, then you are just hopeless.
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wooo... finally home. :drunksailor:
I'm getting tired of being at work all the damn time.
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This will make you laugh....
http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/29783/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/29783/3359/richmedia/Pelosi.mp3
If it doesn't, then you are just hopeless.
I'll have to listen later, no speakers on this computer. :(
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This will make you laugh....
http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/29783/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/29783/3359/richmedia/Pelosi.mp3
If it doesn't, then you are just hopeless.
That was pretty good.
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wooo... finally home. :drunksailor:
I'm getting tired of being at work all the damn time.
Let's rock!
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Let's rock!
That doesn't rhyme with "duck".
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I'll have to listen later, no speakers on this computer. :(
Make sure you do... It's a hoot!
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That doesn't rhyme with "duck".
Mwah! Just feeling kind of sassy tonight!
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That was pretty good.
We were cracking up at work... I was razzing a guy (socialist) who didn't think it was funny. I was like WTF? Of course, he thought the Letterman top 10 was a gas! .. go figure. Anyway, everytime I walked by him I said... Peeelllllooooossssiiiiii..... :-)
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I have 11 more posts and then I will be = (mark of the beast x 10) + 6
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We were cracking up at work... I was razzing a guy (socialist) who didn't think it was funny. I was like WTF? Of course, he thought the Letterman top 10 was a gas! .. go figure. Anyway, everytime I walked by him I said... Peeelllllooooossssiiiiii..... :-)
uh... um... the pages are out of order... :lmao:
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uh... um... the pages are out of order... :lmao:
What pages Willis?
oh nevermind... I get it!
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I have 11 more posts and then I will be = (mark of the beast x 10) + 6
I need 39 more to hit 5K, but that won't happen until Monday.
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I have to interview to get a promotion at work... what the hell is that about? Why don't they just give me the job? They already love me. This is my fourth interview with them... you'd think they'd get tired of this silly little game and just give me the job. :innocent:
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I need 39 more to hit 5K, but that won't happen until Monday.
slackers, all ya'll :p
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I have to interview to get a promotion at work... what the hell is that about? Why don't they just give me the job? They already love me. This is my fourth interview with them... you'd think they'd get tired of this silly little game and just give me the job. :innocent:
I agree, that is nonsense but sadly the state of business these days. I heard a press conf this morning with the new and improved Govt Motors.... they said nothing, answered no questions, just a bunch of empty buzzwords and platitudes... come back when you know wtf you're going to talk about.
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I need 39 more to hit 5K, but that won't happen until Monday.
It could happen right here in this thread. I can help you reach your goal. :naughty:
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slackers, all ya'll :p
Well I got reset when I self-destructed and was reincarnated. So there. :tongue:
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I agree, that is nonsense but sadly the state of business these days. I heard a press conf this morning with the new and improved Govt Motors.... they said nothing, answered no questions, just a bunch of empty buzzwords and platitudes... come back when you know wtf you're going to talk about.
The department manager hinted I should wrap up some training I've been dragging my feet on and update my resume. They posted the job opening this evening. I dropped the ball when they moved me to second shift (after being laid off and re-hired).
At least 10% of the employees at my company got where they are by being promoted from within. That figure jumps to about 25% when it comes to the IT department.
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Well I got reset when I self-destructed and was reincarnated. So there. :tongue:
Shame, innit? :tongue:
We might could do something about that, but you'd have to submit a formal request in writing to management. Signed by a Notary Public and witnessed by at least two people who may or may not be blood relatives, of course.
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The department manager hinted I should wrap up some training I've been dragging my feet on and update my resume. They posted the job opening this evening. I dropped the ball when they moved me to second shift (after being laid off and re-hired).
At least 10% of the employees at my company got where they are by being promoted from within. That figure jumps to about 25% when it comes to the IT department.
Good luck to you Chris! I am sure you are worthy, this is just an annoying formality thought up by some lame HR person.
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Shame, innit? :tongue:
We might could do something about that, but you'd have to submit a formal request in writing to management. Signed by a Notary Public and witnessed by at least two people who may or may not be blood relatives, of course.
Not important! I am going to post till I get to 6666 and then totally stop. :evillaugh:
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Not important! I am going to post till I get to 6666 and then totally stop. :evillaugh:
I stopped at 9999 and waited a couple days. It was fun to watch. Wracking up a high post count is fun, but I try to not abuse the system.
But enough about you, lets talk about me. :)
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I stopped at 9999 and waited a couple days. It was fun to watch. Wracking up a high post count is fun, but I try to not abuse the system.
But enough about you, lets talk about me. :)
Well aren't you speshul!
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I know, it's a bad habit... I'm working on that.
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Who doesn't like pie?
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When she's not babysitting ducks...
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/0710093mugs10.jpg)
Wait, what?
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/0710093mugs12.jpg)
Do not adjust your sets.
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What's that smell?
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/0710093mugs14.jpg)
They said there would be pie!!
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lol! I guess it takes all types! Goodness.. some of those were just plain scary.
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pantie pics in 5..4..3..2..
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In other news, I am duck-sitting. Who'd knew I ("the schade") would be foster mum to an orphaned mallard?
Ask me anything. Quack quack.
Is that a minerature air compressor on his crotch? :lmao:
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pantie pics in 5..4..3..2..
It is peach season :naughty:
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Is that a minerature air compressor on his crotch? :lmao:
It is a swedish penis pump Austin!
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It is peach season :naughty:
Chris! I am shocked.
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what's that thing sticking out of his pants?
It's a duck!
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It is a swedish penis pump Austin!
The other thing looks like a heart moniter! lol! for you or him Schade? lol!
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The other thing looks like a heart moniter! lol! for you or him Schade? lol!
I am totally die..... It is one of those nights where I want to either laugh till I cry or kick WE in the nuts.
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I am totally die..... It is one of those nights where I want to either laugh till I cry or kick WE in the nuts.
Let him put his drink down first. :-)
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Let him put his drink down first. :-)
:lmao:
But seriously.. am I really as sexy as the FB quiz says?
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Where can I get one of those snazzy exercise suits?
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Where can I get one of those snazzy exercise suits?
The one the resuscitator dummy is wearing? I am sure if he doesn't make it, you can wear his! LOL....
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I see it has velcro at the ankles. That would make life so much easier.
Picked up some Hebrew National hotdogs for dinner tonight... we'll see if they're worth the hype. You go, Joey Chestnut!!
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I had some door-to-door salesman stop by peddling some super-cleaner. He wanted to do an in-home demonstration.... the poor bastard. I made him clean up motor-oil spills I have on my carpet from where I hauled that cylinder head in here, transmission fluid, and some blood off the carpet from where I cut my finger last week. The shit worked!!
I bought two bottles.
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What kind of stuff was it? The citrus cleaner?
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Yeah, I think so. If I can clean my flippin' carpet with it, it was worth it.
My apartment is very bachelor-y.
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:lmao:
But seriously.. am I really as sexy as the FB quiz says?
Yes of course! facebook is never wrong! :hyper:
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slackers, all ya'll :p
I don't post much on the weekends since I work 12 hour days. I need every bit of beauty sleep that i can get.
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I don't post much on the weekends since I work 12 hour days. I need every bit of beauty sleep that i can get.
Piffle!
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Piffle!
Finally it's Sunday morning, the last day of my workweek.
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Man, it is one steamy, nasty day outside. The heat isn't bad, but its rained almost every afternoon this week. I suppose that's a good thing for people who like their plants, but I won't be going back outside until the humidity burns off.