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The Help Desk => Suggestions and Feedback => Topic started by: DixieBelle on June 01, 2009, 02:54:35 PM
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In case you haven't noticed, the BS/H5 feature has been removed. The overall sentiment from a lot of you was that it was becoming a sore spot so we felt it best to disable it. Let the Admin Team know if you have any questions.
Thanks!
DixieBelle
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But, but, but I wanna BS Undies. :bawl:
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The overall sentiment from the whiny assed bitches who thought they should all have cake and ****ing icecream for breakfast was, "Why did someone bitchslap me? I'm a really nice human being?"
****ing grow up and put some hair on your testicals.
:bird:
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The overall sentiment from the whiny assed bitches who thought they should all have cake and ****ing icecream for breakfast was, "Why did someone bitchslap me? I'm a really nice human being?"
****ing grow up and put some hair on your testicals.
:bird:
yeah what hairless said
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No, dutch--the overall sentiment (at least from my perspective), if you've got a problem with what I'm saying, come out like a ****ing man with some hair on your balls and SAY IT rather than hit a Bitch-Slap button like a little ****ing junior high school bitch.
There, that clear enough for ya? If someone has a problem with something I say, grow the **** up and say it, don't just tee-hee your cutesy little ass and run away and not say what's on your mind.
I know you don't have that problem, but there are a few folks who do, who did overly rely on the BS without commenting, and it drove away some good posters in the process. That's never a good thing on ANY discussion board.
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yeah what hairless said
Just because I am in to proper grooming doesn't mean I CAN'T grow hair... :-)
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Just because I am in to proper grooming doesn't mean I CAN'T grow hair... :-)
Yah, that's why you've got a 55-gallon drum of Rogaine next to the tanker truck of Massengil.
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The overall sentiment from the whiny assed bitches who thought they should all have cake and ****ing icecream for breakfast was, "Why did someone bitchslap me? I'm a really nice human being?"
****ing grow up and put some hair on your testicals.
:bird:
:rotf:
I just love it when he slobbers like that.
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Yah, that's why you've got a 55-gallon drum of Rogaine next to the tanker truck of Massengil.
All seriousness aside, I gave up trying to grow hair a few years back.
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All seriousness aside, I gave up trying to grow hair a few years back.
But you've never given up trying to get rid of that "not so fresh" feeling. It's okay, you're an officer, we can handle it... :fuelfire:
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No, dutch--the overall sentiment (at least from my perspective), if you've got a problem with what I'm saying, come out like a ******* man with some hair on your balls and SAY IT rather than hit a Bitch-Slap button like a little ******* junior high school bitch.
There, that clear enough for ya? If someone has a problem with something I say, grow the **** up and say it, don't just tee-hee your cutesy little ass and run away and not say what's on your mind.
I know you don't have that problem, but there are a few folks who do, who did overly rely on the BS without commenting, and it drove away some good posters in the process. That's never a good thing on ANY discussion board.
I think you put too much worry into it, man. I think I had about 250 or so slaps and a few less than that hi-5s. You know what that meant?
Not a gawddammed thing, brother.
AND- although I'd give you a bitchslap for no reason every once in a while, just to watch you freak out about it, I only used them to sow discontent and chaos...
:evillaugh:
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But you've never given up trying to get rid of that "not so fresh" feeling. It's okay, you're an officer, we can handle it... :fuelfire:
Well, once I became an Officer and a Gentleman, I was issued my personal servent and I didn't have to wipe myself anymore.
I know you lowly enlisted joes don't understand the sensitivity of the higher classes, so I won't bother to attempt to enlighten you.
:-)
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The only reason I even gave one tenth of a rat turd about it is because you didn't give me 90 of them in barely a month. Hell, I went away one weekend, came back, and had a dozen more. Confusing to say the least. It was kind of like a, "What the **** did I do NOW?" kind of scenario.
That being said, there were a couple of people who left over the deal. I wasn't going anywhere, but still...
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Well, once I became an Officer and a Gentleman, I was issued my personal servent and I didn't have to wipe myself anymore.
I know you lowly enlisted joes don't understand the sensitivity of the higher classes, so I won't bother to attempt to enlighten you.
:-)
If that's what it takes to become one of the "higher classes", I'll keep my brain, penis, and spine, thanks all the same.
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You guys know that I have a "robot" that can log in here and bitch slap or high five the hell out of someone.
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BITCHSLAPPED
by our own whiney little Patsy Cline
(you know who you are)
Bitchslapped,
Bitchslapped for whinin' I'm lonely,
I'm Bitchslapped,
Bitchslapped for feeling so blue.
I knew,
You'd slap me as long as you wanted,
And then someday,
You'd be bitchslappin' somebody new.
Worry,
Why do I let myself worry?
Wondrin',
What in the world did I do?
Bitchslapped,
For thinking that my post would touch you,
I'm bitchslapped for tryin',
Bitchslapped for cryin',
And Im bitchslapped,
For ^5-ing you.
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You guys know that I have a "robot" that can log in here and bitch slap or high five the hell out of someone.
I always suspected it was so-
-dosn't make it any less funny.
:tongue:
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There was a couple of times when a new person who wasn`t privy to it being an inside joke of sorts took it to mean that they and their opinions were not welcome.
That issue I had a problem with and said so publically on a thread.
Beyond that didn`t give a rip one way or the other.
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And the subsequent comments in this thread prove the point :-) :-)
I guess we'll have to go back to pie throwing and wedgies.
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First one to get a wedgie should be Dutch !!! :fuelfire:
:tongue:
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Blah...
Whatever...
No big deal either way for me. I had my shared of BS's. I generally knew why too.
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AND- although I'd give you a bitchslap for no reason every once in a while, just to watch you freak out about it, I only used them to sow discontent and chaos...
:evillaugh:
His complaints encouraged me. :lmao:
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I always made sure that sparky was not missing his phantom bitch slapper. :evillaugh:
His complaints encouraged me. :lmao:
how odd, me too.
is that sow wrong of me?
:evillaugh:
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At long last, I can remove the Scarlett B.
Oh wait, still there. Nevermind. lol.
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At long last, I can remove the Scarlett B.
Oh wait, still there. Nevermind. lol.
You will always be an A in my mind. :innocent:
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You will always be an A in my mind. :innocent:
I wonder if I should tell you what I did before the feature was removed. lol.
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I wonder if I should tell you what I did before the feature was removed. lol.
You pushed some buttons?
:rimshot:
I kinda miss it. I saved mine.
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First one to get a wedgie should be Dutch !!! :fuelfire:
:tongue:
Why? Nothing there to hurt.
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Aww man, I loved watching the high fives creeping up. Would it be possible to keep the high fives, and just eliminated the bitchslaps? :uhsure:
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The overall sentiment from the whiny assed bitches who thought they should all have cake and ****ing icecream for breakfast was, "Why did someone bitchslap me? I'm a really nice human being?"
****ing grow up and put some hair on your testicals.
:bird:
You need to get a job with Blue Mountain Arts writing those sensitive "How do I love thee" greeting cards Dutch. I think you may have missed your calling. :-)
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You need to get a job with Blue Mountain Arts writing those sensitive "How do I love thee" greeting cards Dutch. I think you may have missed your calling. :-)
Dutch might need a spell-checker though. He misspelled testicles. :-)
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Dutch might need a spell-checker though. He misspelled testicles. :-)
Probably for the same reason I misspell "millyun dollars".
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Dutch might need a spell-checker though. He misspelled testicles. :-)
Probably for the same reason I misspell "millyun dollars".
Y'all are vicious......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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And the subsequent comments in this thread prove the point :-) :-)
I guess we'll have to go back to pie throwing and wedgies.
Isn't a thong technically already a wedgie?
I've said too much. :thatsright: :-)
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Y'all are vicious......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
You were expecting something different? :hammer: :-)
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Isn't a thong technically already a wedgie?
I've said too much. :thatsright: :-)
:rotf: :lmao:
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Dutch might need a spell-checker though. He misspelled testicles. :-)
when I get angry my agent orange acts up.
****ers.
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when I get angry my agent orange acts up.
And the answer is: Agent orange.
The question: How do DUmmies explain their Cheeto stained genitals?
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when I get angry my agent orange acts up.
****ers.
You ain't THAT old........
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Isn't a thong technically already a wedgie?
I've said too much. :thatsright: :-)
:rofl: I think you're safe.
Now I have to get the image of thongs and CC guys out of my head :-)
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:rofl: I think you're safe.
Now I have to get the image of thongs and CC guys out of my head :-)
Here's another image for ya--ASSLESS CHAPS.
Sleep well.
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Apparently trolls and thin skin are a deadly combination.
It's unfortunate this site has lost a unique and appealing feature, but every site on the internets belongs to its administrators, to do with as they please.
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^it was a fun feature but it's better to tell people outright in a post or PM how you feel - YMMV.
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^it was a fun feature but it's better to tell people outright in a post or PM how you feel - YMMV.
I would rather come at someone straight out in a post (except that Dutch bastard)... :fuelfire:
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(except that Dutch bastard)... :fuelfire:
Wasn't Pieter van Anraedt one of those?
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I would rather come at someone straight out in a post (except that Dutch bastard)... :fuelfire:
(sung to the tune, If I was a Rich Man)
If I had a Bitchslap,
I give you one, and one, and one, and one, and one, and one...
It may take an hour,
Or Two, Or Three, Or four, or more!
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I want to bitchslap anyone who is for or against bitchslapping.
So...Wineslop and NHsparky...I'll start with you....
(http://i39.tinypic.com/260sbbn.gif)
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(sung to the tune, If I was a Rich Man)
If I had a Bitchslap,
I give you one, and one, and one, and one, and one, and one...
It may take an hour,
Or Two, Or Three, Or four, or more!
It's, "If I WERE a Rich Man"........
[/grammar Nazi]
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I want to bitchslap anyone who is for or against bitchslapping.
So...Wineslop and NHsparky...I'll start with you....
(http://i39.tinypic.com/260sbbn.gif)
I'd BS ya, but I need to know your'e wearing assless chaps. :evillaugh:
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I'd BS ya, but I need to know your'e wearing assless chaps. :evillaugh:
And I'd want visual proof. Hell, even the bikini pic would do at this point. Just sayin.
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She said this is her........................
Please do not post pictures of other members without their permission. -- Chris
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She said this is her........................
Please do not post pictures of other members without their permission. -- Chris
me like.
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She said this is her........................
Please do not post pictures of other members without their permission. -- Chris
I love the tile floor.
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There's a floor?
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I'm kinda wonderin' what the sticky notes say.
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I'm kinda wonderin' what the sticky notes say.
There're sticky notes?
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There're sticky notes?
Uh...yup. Pick your jaw up off the floor and you'll see 'em stuck to the cabinet. :-)
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Uh...yup. Pick your jaw up off the floor and you'll see 'em stuck to the cabinet. :-)
What cabinet?
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What cabinet?
The one her BUTT is holding up. :rotf:
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I'd appreciate it if you don't post my pic without my consent...
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Yeah, that wasn't too nice. has it been deleted yet?
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I'd appreciate it if you don't post my pic without my consent...
I didn't know you owned it. Who is she?
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I didn't know you owned it. Who is she?
I have no idea.
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Yeah, that wasn't too nice. has it been deleted yet?
nope..and it won't..last time I post pics on this site.
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nope..and it won't..last time I post pics on this site.
I take it you would like to have the picture removed?
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I take it you would like to have the picture removed?
If you don't mind..yes.
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If you don't mind..yes.
Done.
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nope..and it won't..last time I post pics on this site.
Oh it really was you. Sorry.
You are very attractive.
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And the subsequent comments in this thread prove the point :-) :-)
I guess we'll have to go back to pie throwing and wedgies.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/smilies/wedgie-1.gif)
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Oh it really was you. Sorry.
You are very attractive.
Somehow I don't think that helped Rob! :lmao:
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I wish the b/s h/5 was still here. I might could've been a record holder in such a short time on the board. :yahoo:
:banme:
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:banme:
Sorry, man. You're on your own. :-)
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Anyone who has seen a Ronulan who ISN'T an attention whore, raise your hand.
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Anyone who has seen a Ronulan who ISN'T an attention whore, raise your hand.
No kidding -- wow.
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Deuce needs a couple dozen bitchslaps, as well as for hijacking my latest avatar, for the following comments:
"Maybe we really should take the high road and let them (Gitmo detainees) go. A lot of them were just kids when captured."
"It's more of a general depression (about sworn enemies of the U.S. unable to carry out more attacks against us) about the situation. It's a conflict between due process and what's actually right that bothers me.
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I didn't realize the bitch slaps and high fives were gone.... so, when are they coming back? :popcorn:
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It was a mistake to take them away.
Apparently the mods were worried about a few limp wristed pussies getting their delicate little feelings hurt.
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It was a mistake to take them away.
Apparently the mods were worried about a few limp wristed pussies getting their delicate little feelings hurt.
Oh brother.... I want some names. :lmao:
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Oh brother.... I want some names. :lmao:
I know Bridget/Lanie was a major player in the effort.
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I know Bridget/Lanie was a major player in the effort.
Oh man... she doesn't even stop by here anymore.
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She took her toys and went home.
Bitchslapped for bringing up the hi5/bs thing.
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Maybe it IS time to bring them back.
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Maybe it IS time to bring them back.
Enthusiastically seconded. :-D
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I'd like to see them back.
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I would be in favor of bringing them back IF they were used deservedly & judiciously. However, there are some people that just arbitrarily hand out bitch slaps for no reason other than somebody pissed in their Wheaties that morning or they feel like screwing with people. Because of that, we get people that PM us admins, requesting that their count be reduced due to them feeling said BS was unjust. No, this is just another bullshit high school kiddie game that I don't see as worthwhile. Are we adults here or are we pre-pubescents??
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I would be in favor of bringing them back IF they were used deservedly & judiciously. However, there are some people that just arbitrarily hand out bitch slaps for no reason other than somebody pissed in their Wheaties that morning or they feel like screwing with people. Because of that, we get people that PM us admins, requesting that their count be reduced due to them feeling said BS was unjust. No, this is just another bullshit high school kiddie game that I don't see as worthwhile. Are we adults here or are we pre-pubescents??
Can't we be both? :-)
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Being new to this particular forum, I guess my question is are the BS/H5's like a star system I have seen on other boards? To rate a post?
If so, sounds good to me, I have seen alot of posts around here that a H5 would have simply sufficed, instead of feeling the need to quote and reply with a verbal H5. Those seem to clutter up the board, more often than not. As far as the bitchslaps, well, that is also just a matter of opinion, and everybody isn't gonna agree with everyone. If you get a BS, best thing to do is not get your panties all in a wad about it, right? I don't get the vibe from this place that people are all that tweaked about a BS.
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My biggest complaint about the reputation system was that it reduced discussions to a handful of posts quoted over four pages with ZOMGHIFIVE!!!!@@@ being the only thing contributed. And then you have your stalkers and douchebags, but that's another post.
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Being new to this particular forum, I guess my question is are the BS/H5's like a star system I have seen on other boards? To rate a post?
If so, sounds good to me, I have seen alot of posts around here that a H5 would have simply sufficed, instead of feeling the need to quote and reply with a verbal H5. Those seem to clutter up the board, more often than not. As far as the bitchslaps, well, that is also just a matter of opinion, and everybody isn't gonna agree with everyone. If you get a BS, best thing to do is not get your panties all in a wad about it, right? I don't get the vibe from this place that people are all that tweaked about a BS.
Your premise is correct. However, they have also been used to run a sort of "popularity contest" or plain out abused because someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I might agree with bringing them back were they used only to rate a post. No, there are board members that simply abuse the intent of the add in feature.
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Yeah, I am with Chris. A H5 is an effective way to note that you appreciate someone's post, rather than having to respond with "hey! I liked what you said." Which just deviates from the subject matter being discussed. I find several posts worthy, due to content, or just that they made me laugh, and I would like to be able to give credit for that, without junking up the works.
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I liked the feature too but it did get abused and caused more trouble than it was worth. I think we could consider reinstating it if done a bit differently.
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I NEED to backhand Deuce a few times for those comments.
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Being the limp-wristed ***** that I am ( :rotf: ), the H5/BS thing tends to be abused by a minority of folk, but it's still abused.
If the H5/BS system is brought back, I'd like to see suspensions and even outright bannings for those who have the propensity to abuse it. :evillaugh:
If that's unacceptable, then I'd suggest just leaving the damned thing out of the whole equation.
If you like somebody's post, there's nothing wrong with a verbal H5. POST THE FREAKIN' COMMENT. If you don't like somebody's post, do the same. "Clutter" is going to happen on a discussion board. I'm a member on a golden retriever message board and the freakin' Nazi who runs that has a coronary every time somebody poses a question that had been answered back in 1997.
To me, having a tool that "rates" somebody's post is limp-wristed all by itself.
Pussies.
:lmao:
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Being the limp-wristed ***** that I am ( :rotf: ), the H5/BS thing tends to be abused by a minority of folk, but it's still abused.
If the H5/BS system is brought back, I'd like to see suspensions and even outright bannings for those who have the propensity to abuse it. :evillaugh:
To me, having a tool that "rates" somebody's post is limp-wristed all by itself.
Pussies.
:lmao:
Eupher, that would be OK were there a way to track who is handing out the BS/ H5s, but the software doesn't allow for that, at least not that I know of.
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Eupher, that would be OK were there a way to track who is handing out the BS/ H5s, but the software doesn't allow for that, at least not that I know of.
Yes, I'm aware of that, but EVERYBODY knows who bitch slaps just for the purpose of administering a bitch slap. :evillaugh:
See? We invest more energy in trying to figure out the BS/H5 thing than just focusing on the comments, learning a bit, and having some fun in the process. :-)
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I always thought they were kind of meaningless. A lot of us here have known each other on various boards for quite some time. We already have a pre-conceived notion of whose posts we want to read and rarely, those who we choose to ignore. I don't know if it really helped the relative newbies to the board. I guess it was more of just a popularity contest, which is fine in and of itself. Bottom line, I just don't think it adds or subtracts to the enjoyment of hanging out here or the betterment of the cave in general.
Just my 2 cents...
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My biggest complaint about the reputation system was that it reduced discussions to a handful of posts quoted over four pages with ZOMGHIFIVE!!!!@@@ being the only thing contributed. And then you have your stalkers and douchebags, but that's another post.
I guess as far as the stalkers /trolls are concerned couldn't we set a post limit they have to reach before they can use that feature?
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Enthusiastically seconded. :-D
thirded!
:fuelfire:
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Ummm, folks.......... this ISN'T a "democracy".........
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Ummm, folks.......... this ISN'T a "democracy".........
buzz kill..... :cheersmate:
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Ummm, folks.......... this ISN'T a "democracy".........
NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
You just now figuring that out?
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buzz kill..... :cheersmate:
Viva la Revolution !!!
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Viva la Revolution !!!
I do believe the natives are restless...
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NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
You just now figuring that out?
:tongue:
Sure seems like everybody wants to "cast their vote"....... :mental:
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Ack-sooo....I wondered what happened to the bitchslap feature here. I wanted to use it on that dweeb in the flag burner thread is when I noticed it was gone. I found them hilarious, and was very proud of my 5 or so bitchslaps. :-) I think they are fun, but admit I've seen on other boards how some overly sensitive types take it too personally and view them as personal insults rather than a fun shiney thing to play with. I still haven't been a poster here long enough to rate a say or meaningful opinion, but I miss seeing them.