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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: mamacags on March 29, 2009, 04:04:42 PM
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These are your only options...
You have a choice of three women to marry. Only three women in this contest. Which one would you pick and why?
1. A super hot woman with a smokin' body but with serious mental problems.
2. A regular looking woman who is seriously boring and you have no common interests.
3. A seriously ugly woman who weighs 250+ pounds but is really smart, a great cook, wonderful house wife, and loves sports as much as you.
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#3.
Because when you love somebody you see what's beautiful in who they are not what they look like.
Of course if #1 has SERIOUS mental problems you could always marry #3 and string her crazy ass along while you bang her on the side. If you were the kind of person who thought that way I mean. :uhsure:
I kid.
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#3 is out of the question because I do not like sports.
I've had alot of #1s and glad I never did get married. :evillaugh:
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Ah... if the only the women of the world fit into 3 discrete categories.
The men could pull up to a window and say "I'll have a #3". :lmao:
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I've found that guys like a slightly overweight, cute, good personality, wicked smart and sometimes bitchy girl. :wink:
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Ah... if the only the women of the world fit into 3 discrete categories.
The men could pull up to a window and say "I'll have a #3". :lmao:
I ordered a #12 one time in Nevada when I was much younger. :-)
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I've found that guys like a slightly overweight, good personality, wicked smart and sometimes bitchy girl. :wink:
Oh my heck, I do too! Yesh, yesh yesh!
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I've found that guys like a slightly overweight, cute, good personality, wicked smart and sometimes bitchy girl. :wink:
They tend to rock your world because they aren't worried about their make up in the middle of things. :rofl:
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I ordered a #12 one time in Nevada when I was much younger. :-)
I assume she was more a #1. LOL
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They tend to rock your world because they aren't worried about their make up in the middle of things. :rofl:
Wait, you're not supposed to stop to reapply lipstick? :thatsright:
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Wait, you're not supposed to stop to reapply lipstick? :thatsright:
I think if you are doing your toes whilst in the midst of things... that may be more of an indictment on the dude. Just sayn. :evillaugh:
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I think if you are doing your toes whilst in the midst of things... that may be more of an indictment on the dude. Just sayn. :evillaugh:
bwahahahahaha :rofl:
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Wait, you're not supposed to stop to reapply lipstick? :thatsright:
Depends on... umm... what you're doing.
Or so I've heard.
:uhsure:
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Depends on... umm... what you're doing.
Or so I've heard.
:uhsure:
Mike... you weren't born yesterday.... :whatever: Oh wait maybe.... :-)
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I ordered a #12 one time in Nevada when I was much younger. :-)
Watch out for #12s in Nevada, especially around the Vegas area, I hear there are a lot of trannies. :lmao:
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I say they would first marry #1 then divorce her after they figure out she is psycho (only after they have a kid so he has to deal with her the rest of his life). Then he will marry #2 and eventually she will turn into #3. :p
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I say they would first marry #1 then divorce her after they figure out she is psycho (only after they have a kid so he has to deal with her the rest of his life). Then he will marry #2 and eventually she will turn into #3. :p
You can have all 3.... good analysis BEG. :-)
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Are there any more questions? I will be here for another 15 minutes? :popcorn:
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Watch out for #12s in Nevada, especially around the Vegas area, I hear there are a lot of trannies. :lmao:
I bet there's a great story, which brought forth this hearsay. Care to share? :popcorn:
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I bet there's a great story, which brought forth this hearsay. Care to share? :popcorn:
I was a 12 in a previous life. :evillaugh:
Just kidding, I am just having fun here. :lmao:
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Mike... you weren't born yesterday.... :whatever: Oh wait maybe.... :-)
Hey! Easy now...
True, I wasn't was I...
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I was a 12 in a previous life. :evillaugh:
Just kidding, I am just having fun here. :lmao:
:cheersmate: Aren't we all :cheersmate:
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I was a 12 in a previous life. :evillaugh:
Just kidding, I am just having fun here. :lmao:
Wouldn't you have been an 11 before? just sayin... :-)
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Hey! Easy now...
True, I wasn't was I...
Im calling you babyface from now on. :naughty:
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If by super hot you mean a Hollywood airhead then will pass on that.
A serious,intelligent,conservative lady is super hot in my book so guess that is a combination of two and three. :cheersmate:
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Wouldn't you have been an 11 before? just sayin... :-)
Whatever I am or was, I doubt there is a way to neatly categorize me. :hyper:
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Whatever I am or was, I doubt there is a way to neatly categorize me. :hyper:
Ain't that the truth.
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Wouldn't you have been an 11 before? just sayin... :-)
I'm thinkin' she is a #1. :-)
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A serious,intelligent,conservative lady is super hot in my book so guess that is a combination of two and three.
+1 :cheersmate:
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Oh I happen to have a picture of a Hot Crazy Bitch.... :evillaugh:
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2709/kissyk.jpg) (http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissyk.jpg)
By uber (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/uber)
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Wouldn't you have been an 11 before? just sayin... :-)
Is a #11 a #1 you'd hit twice, or is 'it' much like a #7? Shivers... at the memory :thatsright:
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Oh I happen to have a picture of a Hot Crazy Bitch.... :evillaugh:
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2709/kissyk.jpg) (http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissyk.jpg)
By uber (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/uber)
Yeah...look at those crazy bitch eyes. Scary.
*your hair looks super hot...it looks like mine. :p
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Yeah...look at those crazy bitch eyes. Scary.
*your hair looks super hot...it looks like mine. :p
Blue-eyed debil! :evillaugh:
It does look like yours head-on, but the profile is totally different... besides, I wanna be like you. :popcorn:
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Is a #11 a #1 you'd hit twice, or is 'it' much like a #7? Shivers... at the memory :thatsright:
LOL!
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Blue-eyed debil! :evillaugh:
It does look like yours head-on, but the profile is totally different... besides, I wanna be like you. :popcorn:
doesn't everyone????
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Blue-eyed debil! :evillaugh:
It does look like yours head-on, but the profile is totally different... besides, I wanna be like you. :popcorn:
Take a picture of your profile. I wanna see it.
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I wanna see it.
Really now? :naughty: :uhsure: :-)
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Really now? :naughty: :uhsure: :-)
Why yes...yes I do. :p
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I am so not touching this thread with any pole...no matter how long...
:evillaugh:
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Can we pick the form of insanity? What if #1's mode of insanity were nymphomania?
just askin'
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I am so not touching this thread with any pole...no matter how long...
:evillaugh:
You know you want to touch it with your pole.
*I'm channeling Schade. :p
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I was just thinking at church today about some of the women I know that go there. It just seems like the men that marry the #3s are the happiest. I used to be ok looking with a pretty nice body but some serious issues. Now I am a #3 and my marriage and personal life is so much better.
I just wondered if a hot body and beautiful face is worth suffering with someone who is a freaking psychopath or not. Even if I was super hot I would never tolerate some insane freak. Not even if he looked like Brad Pitt and was naked on 1000 thread count cotton sheets in a 5000 sq ft house.
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I was just thinking at church today about some of the women I know that go there. It just seems like the men that marry the #3s are the happiest. I used to be ok looking with a pretty nice body but some serious issues. Now I am a #3 and my marriage and personal life is so much better.
I just wondered if a hot body and beautiful face is worth suffering with someone who is a freaking psychopath or not. Even if I was super hot I would never tolerate some insane freak. Not even if he looked like Brad Pitt and was naked on 1000 thread count cotton sheets in a 5000 sq ft house.
There are probably just as many crazy ass 250 lbs women as there are crazy hot women.
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I would pick number one.
Lets be honest guys: No matter who you pick, they ALL have serious mental problems.
Might as well get the super hottie. :evillaugh:
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I would pick number one.
Lets be honest guys: No matter who you pick, they ALL have serious mental problems.
Might as well get the super hottie. :evillaugh:
You are so going to be in trouble. :rotf:
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I'd probably go with none of the options and remain single.
Call me shallow, but physical appearances do come into the equation for those that I wish to spend the rest of my life with.
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You are so going to be in trouble. :rotf:
Moi?! (looks all innocent)
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I've found that guys like a slightly overweight, cute, good personality, wicked smart and sometimes bitchy girl. :wink:
You left out the "Red hair" part. :-)
As for the OP, I'm not seeing a real big reason to marry ANY of them. #1 would ruin your life and/or possibly kill you sooner or later, #2 why would you even consider if you have nothing in common, and as for #3 she sounds like a great person to keep as a friend but with no physical attraction or sparks at all, no reason to take it any further than that.
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Can we pick the form of insanity? What if #1's mode of insanity were nymphomania?
just askin'
You so have my number! :evillaugh:
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Moi?! (looks all innocent)
Hey, that's my line! :evillaugh:
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I was just thinking at church today about some of the women I know that go there. It just seems like the men that marry the #3s are the happiest. I used to be ok looking with a pretty nice body but some serious issues. Now I am a #3 and my marriage and personal life is so much better.
I just wondered if a hot body and beautiful face is worth suffering with someone who is a freaking psychopath or not. Even if I was super hot I would never tolerate some insane freak. Not even if he looked like Brad Pitt and was naked on 1000 thread count cotton sheets in a 5000 sq ft house.
I don't think you can project your personal experiences on to the whole wide world.... just saying.
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I wasn't saying that all super hot women are insane. I mean just because I have never actually met a hot woman who was sane doesn't mean there are one or two out there. :-)
MrMannn maybe that is why you are single? My brother is just not so much a prize at all in any definition of the word but he only wants to date barely legal really hot girls. He has never actually dated one but just because he is in his mid 40s and never been married doesn't mean it won't ever happen. I mean seriously he COULD win the lottery some day or something. I think he has an impression that all of the women that he chats with online look like the girls on the sites he just looks at online. :rotf:
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I agree with djones... I wouldn't bother with any of them if it's that much trouble. I'll just post on CC and drink my beer.
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I wasn't saying that all super hot women are insane. I mean just because I have never actually met a hot woman who was sane doesn't mean there are one or two out there. :-)
MrMannn maybe that is why you are single? My brother is just not so much a prize at all in any definition of the word but he only wants to date barely legal really hot girls. He has never actually dated one but just because he is in his mid 40s and never been married doesn't mean it won't ever happen. I mean seriously he COULD win the lottery some day or something. I think he has an impression that all of the women that he chats with online look like the girls on the sites he just looks at online. :rotf:
Ok... lol.
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These are your only options...
You have a choice of three women to marry. Only three women in this contest. Which one would you pick and why?
1. A super hot woman with a smokin' body but with serious mental problems.
2. A regular looking woman who is seriously boring and you have no common interests.
3. A seriously ugly woman who weighs 250+ pounds but is really smart, a great cook, wonderful house wife, and loves sports as much as you.
Given my current marital issues/status I respectfully decline to state, but with my luck, I'd end up with a seriously ugly woman who weighs 250+, sucks at housework, is seriously boring, and has serious mental problems.
Just sayin.
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Given my current marital issues/status I respectfully decline to state, but with my luck, I'd end up with a seriously ugly woman who weighs 250+, sucks at housework, is seriously boring, and has serious mental problems.
Just sayin.
Sorry to hear, best of luck and prayers
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There are probably just as many crazy ass 250 lbs women as there are crazy hot women.
Yes! they are not mutually exclusive! I know really hot psychos and fat ugly psychos. I don't believe appearence or weight have anything to do with a persons mental capacity! :cheersmate:
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I'd probably go with none of the options and remain single.
Call me shallow, but physical appearances do come into the equation for those that I wish to spend the rest of my life with.
I agree. You can have an attractive normal woman! :cheersmate:
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I agree. You can have an attractive normal woman! :cheersmate:
attractive normal woman: Oxymoron. There are NO normal women.
Try it on a wife. Snuggle up to her and whisper romantically in her ear, "Honey, you are so...normal."
Yeah, lets see how far that gets you.
numbers 1, 2, and 3 all want to hear that they are unique. When you see her you forget that any other woman is near. Her beauty rises with the sun each morning, and when she's gone the stars shine a little less bright. God made the moon so her face and bathe in its soft light.
All women want to be #1. They WANT us to put up with bizarre mental conniptions because we are bewitched with her spell binding beauty.
She is NOT a normal woman. At least that what you have to tell her.
Mr Mannn ~~~ still waiting for that super model God needs to punish.
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Yes! they are not mutually exclusive! I know really hot psychos and fat ugly psychos. I don't believe appearence or weight have anything to do with a persons mental capacity! :cheersmate:
I dunno, in my experience slender women with bony facial structure are all raving lunatics...of course most of them look that way exactly because they have mental problems, starting with anorexia or bulimia for the soup course of the banquet.
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Mr Mannn ~~~ still waiting for that super model God needs to punish.
Have you tried searching Craigslist or Ebay? :popcorn:
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Have you tried searching Craigslist or Ebay?
I doubt I will see adds like: Help I'm a super model and I'm helplessly attracted to overweight, older guys with bad credit, Its like I'm being punished or something! I'm getting an M...No. Its two M's. Man..Mann...Mr Mannn. are you out there? Call me NOW!
Mr Mannn ~~~ his last hope is a Stepford Wife robotics breakthrough.
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You know you want to touch it with your pole.
*I'm channeling Schade. :p
Love you too, dear.
*suprisingly, also channeling Schadie!
:-)
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I doubt I will see adds like: Help I'm a super model and I'm helplessly attracted to overweight, older guys with bad credit, Its like I'm being punished or something! I'm getting an M...No. Its two M's. Man..Mann...Mr Mannn. are you out there? Call me NOW!
Mr Mannn ~~~ his last hope is a Stepford Wife robotics breakthrough.
You poor fellow. :rofl:
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MrMannn maybe that is why you are single?
When I was 40 I gave up on dating. Up to then I was a dating machine. Since then I've got new cars, new computers...
Dang those gals sure eat a LOT!
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I like think I'm fairly normal, fairly intelligent and fairly attractive. I once had a boyfriend who chose another woman over me because she was "complex" and I was "simple"
Now, I've never been "accused" of being simple and I don't consider myself to be "simple"...however, that was the worst insult I've ever gotten... :lmao:
He did marry, about 8 years after our relationship, to a simple girl.
So, I truly believe men want a complex psycho bitch....just sayin... :-)
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I dunno, in my experience slender women with bony facial structure are all raving lunatics...of course most of them look that way exactly because they have mental problems, starting with anorexia or bulimia for the soup course of the banquet.
You don't get out much do you? Either that or you've been married since the beginning of time! :rotf:
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I dunno, in my experience slender women with bony facial structure are all raving lunatics...of course most of them look that way exactly because they have mental problems, starting with anorexia or bulimia for the soup course of the banquet.
Interesting! One could make the same argument that obese unnattractive women are that way because they have some mental or emotional issues as well. Ie. making themselves unnattractive to keep men at arms length. The black and white thinking can go both ways.
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Now, I've never been "accused" of being simple and I don't consider myself to be "simple"...however, that was the worst insult I've ever gotten... :lmao:
Eeks! :( Hugs
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You don't get out much do you? Either that or you've been married since the beginning of time! :rotf:
Oh, sorry, didn't mean to make fun of your crazy Skeletor-lookin' girlfriend.
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I didn't realize this was an either or proposition. either you are fat and mentally healthy(which I challenge for many overweight peole...just look at the ginormous former card dealer on DU) or you are thin and a total kook. I've gotten to know quite a few people that live in grey area we'll call healthy. You know, they are athletic or at least active, they care about their personal appearance, yet they are also well-balanced, emotionally stable people(not to be confused with perfect or unchallenged by daily problems which everyone is). Physical fitness has a way of balancing the mind in my experience and there are a vast number of people in the middle who just hope to stay healthy both physically and mentally.
I'm wondering if some people don't LOOK for issues or imperfections in a person to fit their particular opinion of what fat, skinny, overweight, fit, athletic, etc person should be like to suit their own notions of what that is. Just wanted to put that out there.
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I didn't realize this was an either or proposition. either you are fat and mentally healthy(which I challenge for many overweight peole...just look at the ginormous former card dealer on DU) or you are thin and a total kook. I've gotten to know quite a few people that live in grey area we'll call healthy. You know, they are athletic or at least active, they care about their personal appearance, yet they are also well-balanced, emotionally stable people(not to be confused with perfect or unchallenged by daily problems which everyone is). Physical fitness has a way of balancing the mind in my experience and there are a vast number of people in the middle who just hope to stay healthy both physically and mentally.
I'm wondering if some people don't LOOK for issues or imperfections in a person to fit their particular opinion of what fat, skinny, overweight, fit, athletic, etc person should be like to suit their own notions of what that is. Just wanted to put that out there.
It is only either/or in this thread, not in real life.
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It is only either/or in this thread, not in real life.
Well then the original point is moot then if it does not exist in real life :???: A man can't force himself to be physically attractive to someone he is not, nor do men necessarily have to trade in mental stability to have someone who cares for their outside appearance.
I would guess the choice is more like this when you don't know either person really well on an initial meeting: "with all things being equal on the inside from what I can tell, I'll take the physically attractive one".
As much as us girls would like to deny it, men are visual creatures. I think that initial attraction means a lot because of that and when you consider most people do not know each other well on that initial attractiveness meeting, then it should answer your question of what men would pick and why...at least initially. Most would probably ditch the headcase though no matter how beautiful if given the chance AND THEN look for another attractive woman that has ALL the qualities that they want. Just a learning and growing experience for most.
Plus I would submit that some people would think a very overweight person is wearing their mental health issues on the outside already kinda like one would be saying get away with 20 facial piercings. Kinda like a big warning flag. It may not be true necessarily, but it probably does give someone pause if you don't know the whys of why the weight is there becuase there are plenty of women for whom the weight is intimately tied to mental health issues they have. The argument obviously being that with a slender woman, she's not wearing a badge of her issues right on her sleeve for all the world to see which makes her more agreeable, initially, to your average guy.
I wasn't trying to ruffle your feathers, mama, I just think you've given the guys an impossible and unrealistic choice. I think you have a great thread going here, offshoots and all. :bow: Heck, I've been insanely busy and I got out for this one and the ewww thread so :cheersmate:
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Oh, sorry, didn't mean to make fun of your crazy Skeletor-lookin' girlfriend.
:lmao: My size 8/10 girlfriend is laughing at your wrong headed assumption! Keep tryin pops! :rotf:
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:lmao: My size 8/10 girlfriend is laughing at your wrong headed assumption! Keep tryin pops! :rotf:
I thought I was your girlfriend. :bawl:
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I thought I was your girlfriend. :bawl:
Ooops! My size 4/6 girlfriend? :lmao: Gotta learn to keep you girls sizes straight! :-)
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Ooops! My size 4/6 girlfriend? :lmao: Gotta learn to keep you girls sizes straight! :-)
You still have your girlfiends confused. I'm not a size 6. :tongue:
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You still have your girlfiends confused. I'm not a size 6. :tongue:
2/4? :-)
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You still have your girlfiends confused. I'm not a size 6. :tongue:
Careful Sweetie! Dumbass Tanker may come along and call you Skeletor! :-)
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:lmao: My size 8/10 girlfriend is laughing at your wrong headed assumption! Keep tryin pops! :rotf:
You'll learn to listen to the voice of experience someday, I suppose, after you actually have some yourself, sonny-Jim.
:lmao:
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I realize that I am late to the party, but I could never be attracted to an obese woman. I would likely settle for number 2 and make the best of it. I think we could eventually find some common ground. Number one would be tempting but I am not sure I could tolerate the resultant headaches after awhile. However a little Taxman therapy on a number 1 would have her as sane as can be after a few sessions on the couch. :-)
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I do think that the wall flowers who become not so bad looking as adults fare best out of this deal.
I was fortunate that I was a late bloomer. I had no other choice but to use my personality and wit to compete with the hotties.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. :tongue:
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You'll learn to listen to the voice of experience someday, I suppose, after you actually have some yourself, sonny-Jim.
:lmao:
It's all good gramps! Do you actually believe that there is no middle ground where a person can be healthy both mentally and physically? :lmao:
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I do think that the wall flowers who become not so bad looking as adults fare best out of this deal.
I was fortunate that I was a late bloomer. I had no other choice but to use my personality and wit to compete with the hotties.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. :tongue:
I just cannot imagine someone hotter than you. :-)
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I do think that the wall flowers who become not so bad looking as adults fare best out of this deal.
I was fortunate that I was a late bloomer. I had no other choice but to use my personality and wit to compete with the hotties.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. :tongue:
Quiet down over there Skeletor! :-) :-*
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Well then the original point is moot then if it does not exist in real life :???: A man can't force himself to be physically attractive to someone he is not, nor do men necessarily have to trade in mental stability to have someone who cares for their outside appearance.
I would guess the choice is more like this when you don't know either person really well on an initial meeting: "with all things being equal on the inside from what I can tell, I'll take the physically attractive one".
As much as us girls would like to deny it, men are visual creatures. I think that initial attraction means a lot because of that and when you consider most people do not know each other well on that initial attractiveness meeting, then it should answer your question of what men would pick and why...at least initially. Most would probably ditch the headcase though no matter how beautiful if given the chance AND THEN look for another attractive woman that has ALL the qualities that they want. Just a learning and growing experience for most.
Plus I would submit that some people would think a very overweight person is wearing their mental health issues on the outside already kinda like one would be saying get away with 20 facial piercings. Kinda like a big warning flag. It may not be true necessarily, but it probably does give someone pause if you don't know the whys of why the weight is there becuase there are plenty of women for whom the weight is intimately tied to mental health issues they have. The argument obviously being that with a slender woman, she's not wearing a badge of her issues right on her sleeve for all the world to see which makes her more agreeable, initially, to your average guy.
I wasn't trying to ruffle your feathers, mama, I just think you've given the guys an impossible and unrealistic choice. I think you have a great thread going here, offshoots and all. :bow: Heck, I've been insanely busy and I got out for this one and the ewww thread so :cheersmate:
I wasn't upset. My original point was if guys would put up with insanity to have a super hot wife or not. I was just curious. I wasn't going for realism in any sense. I had a question for the women here too. Would you be willing to marry a super ugly gross guy if he was seriously rich, would you marry a super hot guy that was dumb as rocks, or would you marry a normal looking guy who posts 1000+ posts a month on DU?
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I just cannot imagine someone hotter than you. :-)
I just have the power to make you think that. :naughty:
My minor in Psychology and my undeniable power of persuasion has really paid off.
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This thread amuses me :) lol
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Quiet down over there Skeletor! :-) :-*
As I grab another truffle and simultaneously pinch a fat roll. :evillaugh:
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This thread amuses me :) lol
You want me too. :evillaugh:
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I wasn't upset. My original point was if guys would put up with insanity to have a super hot wife or not. I was just curious. I wasn't going for realism in any sense. I had a question for the women here too. Would you be willing to marry a super ugly gross guy if he was seriously rich, would you marry a super hot guy that was dumb as rocks, or would you marry a normal looking guy who posts 1000+ posts a month on DU?
Eeek... this is mirroring real life.
Just kidding boys! :evillaugh:
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Having been romantically involved with at least one nutcase, who happened to be strikingly beautiful, I can say with complete authority that that's a Hell unlike anything I ever want to go through again.
That said, the idea of hooking up with a 300-pounder ain't my idea of heaven, either.
I like the wallflower analogy. Wallflowers are far less needy, require no "high maintenance" and are much more inclined to be "normal" in all the usual ways.
The old expression, "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone" isn't entirely true. :innocent:
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Having been romantically involved with at least one nutcase, who happened to be strikingly beautiful, I can say with complete authority that that's a Hell unlike anything I ever want to go through again.
That said, the idea of hooking up with a 300-pounder ain't my idea of heaven, either.
I like the wallflower analogy. Wallflowers are far less needy, require no "high maintenance" and are much more inclined to be "normal" in all the usual ways.
The old expression, "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone" isn't entirely true. :innocent:
Oh Schade's type of wallflower is VERY HIGH MAINTENANCE. Don't say I didn't warn ya....just sayin'. :p
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I wasn't upset. My original point was if guys would put up with insanity to have a super hot wife or not. I was just curious. I wasn't going for realism in any sense. I had a question for the women here too. Would you be willing to marry a super ugly gross guy if he was seriously rich, would you marry a super hot guy that was dumb as rocks, or would you marry a normal looking guy who posts 1000+ posts a month on DU?
I would rather be single or live with Schade.
*By the way, there are no normal guys who post on DU (unless you are a mole).
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Oh Schade's type of wallflower is VERY HIGH MAINTENANCE. Don't say I didn't warn ya....just sayin'. :p
Hmmm. Well, there are exceptions to every rule.
Wallflowers can "come into their own" and realize just what they've been missing. That's the first step toward insanity..... :evillaugh:
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I wasn't upset. My original point was if guys would put up with insanity to have a super hot wife or not. I was just curious. I wasn't going for realism in any sense. I had a question for the women here too. Would you be willing to marry a super ugly gross guy if he was seriously rich, would you marry a super hot guy that was dumb as rocks, or would you marry a normal looking guy who posts 1000+ posts a month on DU?
I think the convent looks like the best choice out of those :cheersmate:
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Hmmm. Well, there are exceptions to every rule.
Wallflowers can "come into their own" and realize just what they've been missing. That's the first step toward insanity..... :evillaugh:
I was kidding, Schade is extremely normal. :lmao: Seriously....I swear. :-)
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I think the convent looks like the best choice out of those :cheersmate:
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lol agreed :)
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I was kidding, Schade is extremely normal. :lmao: Seriously....I swear. :-)
And so was I. Kidding, that is. :evillaugh:
I have seen on these pages what Schade's capable of. And you're not too far behind her. :hyper:
:-)
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And so was I. Kidding, that is. :evillaugh:
I have seen on these pages what Schade's capable of. And you're not too far behind her. :hyper:
:-)
Nuh uh, I'm a good girl I am.
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Nuh uh, I'm a good girl I am.
Of course you are. :evillaugh:
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You'll learn to listen to the voice of experience someday, I suppose, after you actually have some yourself, sonny-Jim.
:lmao:
Experience dictates that only heavy, unattractive women are sane? So what happens to once fat women who are now average/athletic? Did they automatically lose the sanity jackpot? :popcorn:
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I do think that the wall flowers who become not so bad looking as adults fare best out of this deal.
I was fortunate that I was a late bloomer. I had no other choice but to use my personality and wit to compete with the hotties.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. :tongue:
For me, it was being a smartass and dying my hair really really red. I get you! :naughty: :-)
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Of course you are. :evillaugh:
I could always show you just how good I am.
*Somebody smack me, I'm channeling Schade again.
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I just cannot imagine someone hotter than you. :-)
:maddernhell: :maddernhell: :angryvillagers:
:-)
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Hmmm. Well, there are exceptions to every rule.
Wallflowers can "come into their own" and realize just what they've been missing. That's the first step toward insanity..... :evillaugh:
You are reading me like a book. :o
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I would rather be single or live with Schade.
*By the way, there are no normal guys who post on DU (unless you are a mole).
I'll make you feel goood.
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Experience dictates that only heavy, unattractive women are sane? So what happens to once fat women who are now average/athletic? Did they automatically lose the sanity jackpot? :popcorn:
You are far from "average" but you did jump the crazy train a long long time ago.
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I could always show you just how good I am.
*Somebody smack me, I'm channeling Schade again.
Perhaps you could. But you won't. At least not yet. :evillaugh:
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For me, it was being a smartass and dying my hair really really red. I get you! :naughty: :-)
Hello Ginger!
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I wasn't upset. My original point was if guys would put up with insanity to have a super hot wife or not. I was just curious. I wasn't going for realism in any sense. I had a question for the women here too. Would you be willing to marry a super ugly gross guy if he was seriously rich, would you marry a super hot guy that was dumb as rocks, or would you marry a normal looking guy who posts 1000+ posts a month on DU?
I'm sorry for making assumptions then. I've just been called a few choice names before for putting my opinion with so sometimes I feel like I have to preface anything I say.
As for your question. The DU affiliation automatically would disqualify #3. And #1, gross is the key word there...if a guy was stinky and just filthy, all the money in the world can't make up for that. I guess I'd take #2 and make the best of it, especially if he had other mad skillz. :-)
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Perhaps you could. But you won't. At least not yet. :evillaugh:
Perk.....explain further. :hyper:
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I could always show you just how good I am.
*Somebody smack me, I'm channeling Schade again.
I am here for ya! :evillaugh:
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As I grab another truffle and simultaneously pinch a fat roll. :evillaugh:
That's muscle! Skelator was musculor below his chin. :-)
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That's muscle! Skelator was musculor below his chin. :-)
I don't care who you are, that there was funny! :lmao:
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I am here for ya! :evillaugh:
As always. :-*
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Perk.....explain further. :hyper:
[In my best Margaret Hamilton voice] - "In good time, my pretty."
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Having been romantically involved with at least one nutcase, who happened to be strikingly beautiful, I can say with complete authority that that's a Hell unlike anything I ever want to go through again.
That said, the idea of hooking up with a 300-pounder ain't my idea of heaven, either.
I like the wallflower analogy. Wallflowers are far less needy, require no "high maintenance" and are much more inclined to be "normal" in all the usual ways.
The old expression, "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone" isn't entirely true. :innocent:
But that does get to the heart about misconceptions. Some women who are now very fetching were once those wallflowers, yet some people might make assumptions that they were always what they are now as middle aged women. As adults, they are still low-maintenance, but have perhaps gained better skills when it comes to their outside or are more astute at letting what's in show out if that makes sense.
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Hello Ginger!
[youtube=425,350]yEYi7XPs3ew[/youtube]
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But that does get to the heart about misconceptions. Some women who are now very fetching were once those wallflowers, yet some people might make assumptions that they were always what they are now as middle aged women. As adults, they are still low-maintenance, but have perhaps gained better skills when it comes to their outside or are more astute at letting what's in show out if that makes sense.
Complete agree with you.
h5 :cheersmate:
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You are far from "average" but you did jump the crazy train a long long time ago.
Yeah, well you have to be a little nuts to torture yourself through athletic conditioning. :-)
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But that does get to the heart about misconceptions. Some women who are now very fetching were once those wallflowers, yet some people might make assumptions that they were always what they are now as middle aged women. As adults, they are still low-maintenance, but have perhaps gained better skills when it comes to their outside or are more astute at letting what's in show out if that makes sense.
I wont lie, I have always been high maintenance but I swear I'm not a psycho.
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Hello Ginger!
Shut your mouth! :bawl:
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I don't care who you are, that there was funny! :lmao:
He had a face only Forensic Files could love. I wonder where Skelator falls in the 3 male choices? Do you think he posts on DU?
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He had a face only Forensic Files could love. I wonder where Skelator falls in the 3 male choices? Do you think he posts on DU?
Skelator is kind of hot:
(http://talleywhackers.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/skeletor_1024.jpg)
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BEG...you have some issues.
(but I can dig that.)
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BEG...you have some issues.
(but I can dig that.)
Is it the Skelator attraction?
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Is it the Skelator attraction?
No, it's the Roman thong thing. You're wondering if he's naked underneath that thing.
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[youtube=425,350]yEYi7XPs3ew[/youtube]
Mia will not be pleased :evillaugh:
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Is it the Skelator attraction?
I do have a shaved head...
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I do have a shaved head...
Gotta be a close shave if you are going for the skeletor look :lmao:
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Gotta be a close shave if you are going for the skeletor look :lmao:
:lmao: :rotf: brilliant.
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Gotta be a close shave if you are going for the skeletor look :lmao:
Spit my water right onto my keyboard. LOL
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No, it's the Roman thong thing. You're wondering if he's naked underneath that thing.
Well he does have tights on, I hope he's not ghey.
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Well he does have tights on, I hope he's not ghey.
You never can tell with those Marvel guys. And gals.
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Gotta be a close shave if you are going for the skeletor look :lmao:
h5, sweetie!
(bitch)
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h5, sweetie!
(bitch)
I'm confused did I get bitchslapped or hi 5d :lmao: :-*
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I'm confused did I get bitchslapped or hi 5d :lmao: :-*
if you don't know, then it didn't hurt much!
(h5'd, btw)
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I was the super, super skinny wallflower in high school....couldn't buy a date. :bawl:
Dated when I first went college, then went with a good-looking, super eogtistical jock for 3 years of college....he married the chubby blonde sorority girl. :argh:
Met and married a good-looking, super egotistical doctor at 24.....and became a blonde....:badmood:
Separated at 39, divorced at 40 and became a redhead....which for some reason brought me confidence. :evillaugh:
At almost 41, met a super smart, confident, normal looking guy who made me feel like I was the sexiest woman in the world and who taught me to like and respect myself .....and I'm still with him 15 years later! :naughty:
12 months of therapy at 48 made me realize I was basically normal... :-)
Now, at 56....I'm not skinny and I have some wrinkles and a lot of gray hair hiding under the red, I am smart, and most importantly...I'm pretty content with myself and my life. :shucks:
Maybe...just getting older is the answer to becoming content.... :II:
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I was the super, super skinny wallflower in high school....couldn't buy a date. :bawl:
Dated when I first went college, then went with a good-looking, super eogtistical jock for 3 years of college....he married the chubby blonde sorority girl. :argh:
Met and married a good-looking, super egotistical doctor at 24.....and became a blonde....:badmood:
Separated at 39, divorced at 40 and became a redhead....which for some reason brought me confidence. :evillaugh:
At almost 41, met a super smart, confident, normal looking guy who made me feel like I was the sexiest woman in the world and who taught me to like and respect myself .....and I'm still with him 15 years later! :naughty:
12 months of therapy at 48 made me realize I was basically normal... :-)
Now, at 56....I'm not skinny and I have some wrinkles and a lot of gray hair hiding under the red, I am smart, and most importantly...I'm pretty content with myself and my life. :shucks:
Maybe...just getting older is the answer to becoming content.... :II:
Wow, our paths are eerily similar with small minor detail-like changes. I'm at your red head phase btw. :uhsure: :-)
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Wow, our paths are eerily similar with small minor detail-like changes. I'm at your red head phase btw. :uhsure: :-)
Becoming a redhead was the best thing I ever did....and it all came about because the dark dye job I did to get rid of the blonde turned green! Went back to my hairdresser and he made my hair red and that was in 1991 before being a redhead was popular.
My naturally dark hair was boring, and the blonde represented my stupidity... that is no reflection on blondes...but represented the Stepford wife that I had become because it was what I thought I had to be to be the "proper doctor's wife"...
The red was the "new" me....the one who learned to finally stick up for herself, know that I was a decent mother and human being, and that I wasn't someone's incompetent, ignorant daughter, step sister, wife......
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Becoming a redhead was the best thing I ever did....and it all came about because the dark dye job I did to get rid of the blonde turned green! Went back to my hairdresser and he made my hair red and that was in 1991 before being a redhead was popular.
My naturally dark hair was boring, and the blonde represented my stupidity... that is no reflection on blondes...but represented the Stepford wife that I had become because it was what I thought I had to be to be the "proper doctor's wife"...
The red was the "new" me....the one who learned to finally stick up for herself, know that I was a decent mother and human being, and that I wasn't someone's incompetent, ignorant daughter, step sister, wife......
Me too, my hair kept getting blonder and blonder so I tried to dye it a dark blonde/light brown and it turned a greenish blue. Had to get it dyed red to cover up the green. It was a fairly dark auburn color and I immediately knew I looked much better with darker hair. I have had various shades of red and brown ever since.
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I was the super, super skinny wallflower in high school....couldn't buy a date. :bawl:
Dated when I first went college, then went with a good-looking, super eogtistical jock for 3 years of college....he married the chubby blonde sorority girl. :argh:
Met and married a good-looking, super egotistical doctor at 24.....and became a blonde....:badmood:
Separated at 39, divorced at 40 and became a redhead....which for some reason brought me confidence. :evillaugh:
At almost 41, met a super smart, confident, normal looking guy who made me feel like I was the sexiest woman in the world and who taught me to like and respect myself .....and I'm still with him 15 years later! :naughty:
12 months of therapy at 48 made me realize I was basically normal... :-)
Now, at 56....I'm not skinny and I have some wrinkles and a lot of gray hair hiding under the red, I am smart, and most importantly...I'm pretty content with myself and my life. :shucks:
Maybe...just getting older is the answer to becoming content.... :II:
H5 -- great post!
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Becoming a redhead was the best thing I ever did....and it all came about because the dark dye job I did to get rid of the blonde turned green! Went back to my hairdresser and he made my hair red and that was in 1991 before being a redhead was popular.
My naturally dark hair was boring, and the blonde represented my stupidity... that is no reflection on blondes...but represented the Stepford wife that I had become because it was what I thought I had to be to be the "proper doctor's wife"...
The red was the "new" me....the one who learned to finally stick up for herself, know that I was a decent mother and human being, and that I wasn't someone's incompetent, ignorant daughter, step sister, wife......
Hi 5! I was a redhead(dyed) as an older teen and young adult(also during the 'not popular to be a redhead phase' :cheersmate:. I suppose for me I'm reclaiming some of the person I lost along the way so I know where you are coming from! I won't bore you with the details, but it feels pretty damn good to be where I am at now. Not always comfortable or easy, but definitely better!
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1. A super hot woman with a smokin' body but with serious mental problems.
I'm shallow. :lmao:
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Becoming a redhead was the best thing I ever did....and it all came about because the dark dye job I did to get rid of the blonde turned green! Went back to my hairdresser and he made my hair red and that was in 1991 before being a redhead was popular.
My naturally dark hair was boring, and the blonde represented my stupidity... that is no reflection on blondes...but represented the Stepford wife that I had become because it was what I thought I had to be to be the "proper doctor's wife"...
The red was the "new" me....the one who learned to finally stick up for herself, know that I was a decent mother and human being, and that I wasn't someone's incompetent, ignorant daughter, step sister, wife......
Me too, my hair kept getting blonder and blonder so I tried to dye it a dark blonde/light brown and it turned a greenish blue. Had to get it died red to cover up the green. It was a fairly dark auburn color and I immediately knew I looked much better with darker hair. I have had various shades of red and brown ever since.
Hi 5! I was a redhead(dyed) as an older teen and young adult(also during the 'not popular to be a redhead phase' :cheersmate:. I suppose for me I'm reclaiming some of the person I lost along the way so I know where you are coming from! I won't bore you with the details, but it feels pretty damn good to be where I am at now. Not always comfortable or easy, but definitely better!
Damn straight, red heads are the best! :wink:
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Damn straight, red heads are the best! :wink:
Redheads rule.... :-)
you either have to be one....or live with one to understand. :evillaugh:
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#1 - Because insanity is a two way street :evillaugh:
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Under those conditions, why would any man choose to get married?
#3 sounds like a buddy more than a wife and so there is no need to marry her if you go to your 250+lb buddy who loves to cook for the games. She'll probably be there too so we can all hang out at Ted's house and not have to get married.
#1, well for a while I was with a non-hot woman with serious mental problems and so hot or not, no thanks.
That leaves #2, why are we getting married again? Anyway, since I have my own interests and she has her own interests and she isn't insane so we could probably live together for a long time without ever seeing each other so I guess that is the best choice.
But really, if one is limited to these three choices, what is the point? Marriage isn't compulsory.
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Damn straight, red heads are the best! :wink:
Yes Ma'am! :wink:
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Number 4- I'm holding out for a 95 year old, heavy smoking, multi-millionaire with a tricky ticker (sound mind needed) who just want's me to clean her pools all day and do some shirtless housework.
Really I'd have to go with #3 if any. Extra weight is not a really big deal to me if most of it is in the right places and a person is hygienic. Plus, if she were as into sports as I am, we could work out together if for no other reassons than good health and a longer life together. (I like big butts and I can not lie)
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These are your only options...
You have a choice of three women to marry. Only three women in this contest. Which one would you pick and why?
1. A super hot woman with a smokin' body but with serious mental problems.
2. A regular looking woman who is seriously boring and you have no common interests.
3. A seriously ugly woman who weighs 250+ pounds but is really smart, a great cook, wonderful house wife, and loves sports as much as you.
None of the above.
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"Masturbation for 1000, Alex".