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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Miss Mia on February 20, 2009, 12:12:30 PM
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Man awakes wih crochet needle stuck into urethra (http://www.enewscourier.com/local/local_story_050213309.html)
A Limestone County Sheriff’s deputy was called late Wednesday night to Huntsville Hospital to take an unusual report from a man who told officers he’d awakened with a crochet needle stuck into his urethra.
The man, who is not being named pending investigation, said he went to sleep with an ex-girlfriend and when he awakened, the needle was completely embedded, said Limestone County Sheriff Mike Blakely.
“He stated to our officer he didn’t know how it got there,†the sheriff said.
“He and the girlfriend had been drinking and it was there when he woke up. It was inserted all the way in.â€
Doctors at the hospital X-rayed the man and then removed the object, Blakely said.
The call came in at about 11 p.m. Wednesday night.
Investigators are looking into the incident.
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Note: Not Florida.
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I just broke out into a cold sweat. Damn.
KC
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Wow!
How ****ed up do you have to be to NOT feel that thing going in??
I'm going out on a limb here and say alcohol and/or drugs were involved. Just a guess.
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Well, at least he didn't fall on it while hanging kitchen curtains in the nude. :whatever:
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I'm going out on a limb here and say alcohol and/or drugs were involved. Just a guess.
And evidently a friggin' crochet needle!!
KC
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And evidently a friggin' crochet needle!!
KC
I hope for his sake it was a small one :o
(http://www.wardi.dk/uploaded_images/hooks-720833.jpg)
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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARGHHH!!!!!!!
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nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
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nononononoNO!!!!!!!!111111111111111eleventyeleventyeleventy
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Was it a narrow urethra? haha :p (stupid king of the hill lol)
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Was it a narrow urethra? haha :p (stupid king of the hill lol)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/Staunch_Republican/Random/dangitbobbeh.jpg)
And now I know how to exact my revenge on a man, use the crochet hooks. LOL!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/Staunch_Republican/Random/dangitbobbeh.jpg)
And now I know how to exact my revenge on a man, use the crochet hooks. LOL!
lol Mia scorned = scary!!
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lol Mia scorned = scary!!
Just you remember, Missy. I have a lot of crochet hooks.
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Just you remember, Missy. I have a lot of crochet hooks.
You crochet, and you have the cats. I have nothing to bring into our old lady relationship. lol ;)
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You crochet, and you have the cats. I have nothing to bring into our old lady relationship. lol ;)
I have crocheted. Damn, I also do cross-stitch. DAMN! I have cats! This isn't looking pretty
(http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/msbrackenridge/2006/05/15/crazy_cat_lady.jpg)
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I have crocheted. Damn, I also do cross-stitch. DAMN! I have cats! This isn't looking pretty
(http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/msbrackenridge/2006/05/15/crazy_cat_lady.jpg)
There ya go ;) lol
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I have crocheted. Damn, I also do cross-stitch. DAMN! I have cats! This isn't looking pretty
(http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/msbrackenridge/2006/05/15/crazy_cat_lady.jpg)
Bite the bullet and go buy yellow stretchy pants and a Bingo bag. :-)
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(http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.6192102.jpg)
Description
For sale: knit and crocheted 12" x 12" (approx.) penis cushions.
Crochet and penises are not necessarily enemies. (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5397158) :-)
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“He stated to our officer he didn’t know how it got there,†the sheriff said.
Uh-huh. Sure he didn't.
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(http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.6192102.jpg)
Crochet and penises are not necessarily enemies. (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5397158) :-)
AAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahaha
How in the hell do you find something like that?! Better yet ... WHO would buy it?
KC
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AAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahaha
How in the hell do you find something like that?! Better yet ... WHO would buy it?
KC
Agreed. Kinda creepy, like they're staring at me. lol ;)
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Agreed. Kinda creepy, like they're staring at me. lol ;)
Now I know what I'm getting you for your birthday. :uhsure:
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AAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahaha
How in the hell do you find something like that?! Better yet ... WHO would buy it?
KC
Like this http://www.dogpile.com/dogpile/ws/results/Web/knitted%20penis%20etsy/1/417/TopNavigation/Relevance/iq=true/zoom=off/_iceUrlFlag=7?_IceUrl=true :-)
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Now I know what I'm getting you for your birthday. :uhsure:
:lmao: you are so wrong!
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:lmao: you are so wrong!
You'll be the envy of all your friends, everyone will want one. Bonus! "Also, I can add tassels to each corner to "class it up"." Tassels!!!!
(http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.6192177.jpg)
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You'll be the envy of all your friends, everyone will want one. Bonus! "Also, I can add tassels to each corner to "class it up"." Tassels!!!!
(http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.6192177.jpg)
Maybe put some googly eyes on there like in those geico commercials with the lil' money stack? lol :mental:
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Maybe put some googly eyes on there like in those geico commercials with the lil' money stack? lol :mental:
yes, Yes, YES! googly eyes AND tassels! Bookmarked the site. I'll ask if she can do the pillow in puke green too. :wink:
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(http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.6192102.jpg)
Crochet and penises are not necessarily enemies. (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5397158) :-)
Hey, where did you get a pic of Fister's living room?
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yes, Yes, YES! googly eyes AND tassels! Bookmarked the site. I'll ask if she can do the pillow in puke green too. :wink:
lol :) Those are going to make such great gifts! ;)
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You'll be the envy of all your friends, everyone will want one. Bonus! "Also, I can add tassels to each corner to "class it up"." Tassels!!!!
(http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.6192177.jpg)
Hey, I didn't know my self-modeled knitting pattern was still in use. :naughty: :hyper:
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Maybe put some googly eye on there like in those geico commercials with the lil' money stack? lol :mental:
There fixed it for ya!
BTW ..... weren't you the one who was posting about being offended on the thread asking about how the trim was/wasn't??
:rotf:
KC
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There fixed it for ya!
BTW ..... weren't you the one who was posting about being offended on the thread asking about how the trim was/wasn't??
:rotf:
KC
A fake cable knit penis is NOT in the same category as being asked about the status of one's pubes in a crude fashion.
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A fake cable knit penis is NOT in the same category as being asked about the status of one's pubes in a crude fashion.
Is there, pray tell, a non crude fashion in which to inquire of someone's 'pubes'? :uhsure:
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
KC
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Is there, pray tell, a non crude fashion in which to inquire of someone's 'pubes'? :uhsure:
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
KC
you = bad :asssmack: lol
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you = bad :asssmack: lol
Thank you ma'am may I have another?
And yes, I am.
KC
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Agreed. Kinda creepy, like they're staring at me. lol ;)
Talking about staring at you :)
http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/rubyblood88/1e687f43.jpg
Video step by step :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMkVmEp6MUQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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So the gurlfriend did it....clearly he is a prick
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Zombie thread!
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Zombie thread!
It just needed a little needling.
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It just needed a little needling.
Or a little prick?
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It just needed a little needling.
This thread needs to be Pinned :naughty:
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This thread needs to be Pinned :naughty:
Or poked? O-)
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Hey, his girlfriend was just trying to fish in his gene pool.
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Great thread!
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Or poked? O-)
Or prodded.
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I think the whole thing was nothing more than a yarn.
KC
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I think the whole thing was nothing more than a yarn.
KC
Yeah, but it got you hooked in.
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Yeah, but it got you hooked in.
I like the way you weaved that in . . .
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I like the way you weaved that in . . .
Just in time, too. You know what they say - 'A stitch in time saves nine.' Otherwise, the whole exchange would've thrown the entire thread for a loop.
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Just in time, too. You know what they say - 'A stitch in time saves nine.' Otherwise, the whole exchange would've thrown the entire thread for a loop.
And you tied it all together. :cheersmate: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Yeah, but it got you hooked in.
It seems that you've been purled. And knitted, of course. :-)
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It seems that you've been purled. And knitted, of course. :-)
I think I'm being needled. Keep it up and I'm gonna have to chain you till you slip up.
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I think I'm being needled. Keep it up and I'm gonna have to chain you till you slip up.
Oh, no! Knot that!
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Oh, no! Knot that!
Cast on for one! :cheersmate:
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Cast on for one! :cheersmate:
Time to darn this thread.
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Time to darn this thread.
It's just become a big yarn, anyway.