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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2009, 03:03:44 PM »
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2009, 03:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 20, 2009, 03:02:16 PM

yes, Yes, YES!  googly eyes AND tassels!  Bookmarked the site.  I'll ask if she can do the pillow in puke green too.  :wink:

lol  :)   Those are going to make such great gifts!  ;)
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2009, 03:05:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 20, 2009, 03:00:01 PM

You'll be the envy of all your friends, everyone will want one.  Bonus! "Also, I can add tassels to each corner to "class it up"."  Tassels!!!! 



Hey, I didn't know my self-modeled knitting pattern was still in use.   :naughty: :hyper:
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2009, 03:10:07 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 20, 2009, 03:01:11 PM
Maybe put some googly eye on there like in those geico commercials with the lil' money stack?  lol    :mental:

There fixed it for ya!

BTW ..... weren't you the one who was posting about being offended on the thread asking about how the trim was/wasn't??

 :rotf:

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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2009, 03:11:41 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on February 20, 2009, 03:10:07 PM
There fixed it for ya!

BTW ..... weren't you the one who was posting about being offended on the thread asking about how the trim was/wasn't??

 :rotf:

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A fake cable knit penis is NOT in the same category as being asked about the status of one's pubes in a crude fashion. 
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2009, 03:15:54 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 20, 2009, 03:11:41 PM
A fake cable knit penis is NOT in the same category as being asked about the status of one's pubes in a crude fashion. 

Is there, pray tell, a non crude fashion in which to inquire of someone's 'pubes'?   :uhsure:

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2009, 03:16:50 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on February 20, 2009, 03:15:54 PM
Is there, pray tell, a non crude fashion in which to inquire of someone's 'pubes'?   :uhsure:

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

KC

you = bad   :asssmack:  lol
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2009, 03:18:16 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 20, 2009, 03:16:50 PM
you = bad   :asssmack:  lol

Thank you ma'am may I have another?

And yes, I am.

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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2011, 01:16:58 PM »
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2011, 01:19:29 PM »
So the gurlfriend did it....clearly he is a prick
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2011, 02:21:03 PM »
Zombie thread!
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2011, 02:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on November 15, 2011, 02:21:03 PM
Zombie thread!


It just needed a little needling.
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2011, 02:34:35 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on November 15, 2011, 02:31:55 PM

It just needed a little needling.

Or a little prick?
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2011, 02:34:47 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on November 15, 2011, 02:31:55 PM

It just needed a little needling.

This thread needs to be Pinned  :naughty:
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2011, 10:47:44 AM »
Quote from: Gina on November 15, 2011, 02:34:47 PM
This thread needs to be Pinned  :naughty:


Or poked?    O-)
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #40 on: November 16, 2011, 11:38:43 AM »
Hey, his girlfriend was just trying to fish in his gene pool.
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2011, 12:20:58 PM »
Great thread!
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2011, 02:39:33 PM »
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2011, 04:15:26 PM »
I think the whole thing was nothing more than a yarn.

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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2011, 04:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on November 22, 2011, 04:15:26 PM
I think the whole thing was nothing more than a yarn.

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Yeah, but it got you hooked in.
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2011, 07:20:52 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 22, 2011, 04:36:23 PM
Yeah, but it got you hooked in.

I like the way you weaved that in . . .
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2011, 09:15:40 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 23, 2011, 07:20:52 AM
I like the way you weaved that in . . .

Just in time, too. You know what they say - 'A stitch in time saves nine.' Otherwise, the whole exchange would've thrown the entire thread for a loop.
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2011, 10:27:49 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 23, 2011, 09:15:40 AM
Just in time, too. You know what they say - 'A stitch in time saves nine.' Otherwise, the whole exchange would've thrown the entire thread for a loop.

And you tied it all together. :cheersmate: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2011, 10:39:14 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 22, 2011, 04:36:23 PM
Yeah, but it got you hooked in.

It seems that you've been purled. And knitted, of course.  :-)
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Re: Things that don't go together: crochet & penis
« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2011, 11:41:14 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on November 23, 2011, 10:39:14 AM
It seems that you've been purled. And knitted, of course.  :-)

I think I'm being needled. Keep it up and I'm gonna have to chain you till you slip up.
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